HOW THE FUCK DO I MAKE MONEY

HOW THE FUCK DO I MAKE MONEY

I'm sick of working. I'm sick of living a humble life. Fuck having a wife and kids, tradition is dead so I might as well have fun by getting rich and doing whatever the fuck I want. I have 50k saved, how do I turn it into millions?

I've been lurking for weeks and still have no clue what you guys are doing. I don't know what these fucking coins y'all keep talking about are so that may need to be explained. What are some other good ways to invest/turn money into more money?

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nice, just bought 100k

I can help you turn your 50k into 1m for 10k up front. Inquire within.

Right now crypto currency is the way to make/lose money fast. You’ve heard of people making millions trading stocks? That’s crypto coins right now. Just lurk and learn about coins and take some educated gambles.

IMO bet on XLM

Go back to roofing and digging ditches retard these magic internet beans are for nerds only

Wtf are they though and why are there so many different ones? How do I know which aren't a scam? Can I get a quick rundown?

From what I understand so far these coins are basically a pyramid scheme. The more people that invest after you the more money you make when you cash out. Other than that they're completely fucking useless because no one actually uses them as a currency. It's basically online gambling where some win and some lose.

That being said why wouldn't you want another person investing, when it could mean you make more money?

Alright It's going to be boring though user:
1) Convert 40k~ or so into Crypto, mostly Ethereum. BTC has fears of being outdated while Eth's growth rate is pretty much the same without those fears.

2) Do your own research, it's okay to get a name from this form but go to coinmarketcap for crypto and research there.

3) Enter slowly, Pick 3-4 coins you really believe in. Make sure you believe in the COIN not the project. There are amazing projects out there with worthless coins. This isn't pennystock you don't own the company, you own the coin so focus on what the coin is used for.

4) HODL. Consider Bounty0x as an example. It started at 1 cent or so 2 weeks ago. It crawled up to 5cents (when it started being posted here)... then up to 10 cents when adoption picked up...

Ten 15, then 25... Now there's a theory this can go to $1-2... but it fell back down to almost 14 cents. What do you do?

HODL.
Always HODL. Crypto is a fast growing space, and when new money flows in it lifts ALL ships.

5) Counter to what I said above, set a proft target and sell when you hit it. If that's 2x, sell at 2x. if it's 10x sell at 10x. Don't sell early, don't sell late. Sell at your target.

6) Don't buy anything that has over 100 replies in a thread. By that point its' too late it's already up over 500%, and youl'l get in at the top.

7) Avoid spikes.

8) Buy coins over time, Say you have 5k you want to buy a coin at. Buy 1.2k and chill, go fap, watch a movie, play video games.. come BACK later.. and check how you feel, has it gone down/up? Do you feel like selling because it's gone down? or do you want to buy more? Then add the next 1.25k and repeat, take a break.

This pace lets you understand your emotions better and form a better opinion about what you're holding other than just panic buys and sells.

AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PROTECT YOUR PRIVATE KEY. UNDERSTAND HOW TO PROTECT YOUR CRYPTO...

SEND A "PILOT" TRANSFER BEFORE ANY MAJOR TRANSFER (2% of the value~) to be sure the addresses check out.

Crypto is a wild west at the moment, there is no help desk, there is no insurance, 1 wrong click/letter and you could lose 40k forever instantly.

Thanks, and I'll definitely heavily research before I go throwing money around.

Alright you n00b. You are this fucking close to landing on Pluto with a lambo, 72 virgins from Venus while smoking moon rocks.

You first do fucking research like every other reasonable user. This crypto shit is like the wild west and it's so volatile John fucking Wayne cant save your ass. First, Check out the teams, the product's, and how reliable they are. History is half the flight. Second understand this is all psychological bc of the n00bs like you coming in 2018 looking for a moon landing. So invest into cc''s with the highest spreads to max gains.

Check: 5k in XRP, 5k in XLM, 5K in POE, 5k in ADA, 5k in FUN, 5k in TRX, 5k in XVG, 5K in TNT. OST is decent.

Save 10k or put the rest in on ENJ.

See you on Pluto. God speed.

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