Fantasy designs you can't stand

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Pic related. Pathfinder goblins look fucking atrocious to me.

A lot of Pathfinder art I don't like, it's over the top, characters overloaded with weapons but I don't mind the game (despite a lot of others hatin 3.5+).

Anyone who doesn't play 5e is a faget.

5e Halfling the Bard

This one? Oh yes, I was searching for it the moment I read OP.

5e's art is overall good, but it's got some real shitstains.

Not all halflings are going to be pretty, you know. They're so damn short that it makes sense they'd be weird looking.

Green elves with tusks.

Yeah, but there's no reason for that head.

I'm not opposed to Warcrafts cartoony style. But its fanart has spawned such brilliant stylistic choices like drawing the fucking textures 1:1 ensuring that it looks like a texture in the art, completely with distortions caused by the 3D model.

You can represent an ugly Halfling without raising suspicions of hereditary diseases.

What's wrong with the head?

It's not proportioned to the body. Legs as well, but it's less clear.

It's like they started drawing her from the head then remembered she was supposed to be small

Even after all those years I cannot stand d&d elves being smaller than humans.

I don't play d&d for many reasons, this one being more important that it might look.

>WoW design
>Pathfinder design
>D&D 4e design

The right arm looks like a fuckin boot.

What's wrong with big head halfling?

She has an adult-sized head on a child's body.

I'm only slightly baiting. 40k makes Warcraft look restrained by comparison.

They're called gnomes.

>her
Shit, that's a woman?

Fuck, you're right. Never noticed the breasts. That's awful.

My eyes the atrocity. This is how a female halfling is supposed to look like.

Don't talk shit about the sexy-cock-addicted hyper-gay gremlin-goblins that could gobble a cock and milk your balls for all their worth in enthusiastic spasms you insolent little shit, do you know how rare it is for goblins to be unshaven lilo and sitch-like shortstacks?

Their childish malevolent behaviour is all the more reason to sodomize them en-masse to pacify them as a whole

Why is she pulling down her pants?

Looks like she's comparing the markings to her tats.

So like an elf that I can't tell is a halfling unless you tell me?

nah she 'bout to fuck the statue

>goblins look fucking atrocious
So... good job?

Pathfinder art in general is garbage.

This guy. Fuck him and fuck his smug fucking face.

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>This is how a female halfling is supposed to look like.

No fuck off. This is almost as bad as but in a different way. They should at least look slightly Hobbit like and not just tiny elf waifus.

>Don't talk shit about the sexy-cock-addicted hyper-gay gremlin-goblins that could gobble a cock and milk your balls for all their worth in enthusiastic spasms you insolent little shit

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>not just tiny elf waifus
You say that, but the one in your picture is a lot cuter than the one with the statue.

You could tell she's a Halfling if you saw her. You would have perspective you know.

No you fuck off. I think when Elves are depicted with fewer similarities to humans they end up exotic and mysterious, but if you do Halflings, Dwarves and Gnomes that way they end up funny and slightly retarded looking. Well, I'll make an exception for Gnomes since they're pretty much supposed to be funny and retarded looking.

anything similar to this, whether armor or face design

What are looking at butthead?

Say hi to your elf mom for me.

Now that’s what a halfling should look like.

What's a faget?

Terrible. These aren't halflings, they're edgy human women in leather pants.

>Not posting the GOAT Adrian Smith version.
Shit artists make shit art.

>You say that, but the one in your picture is a lot cuter than the one with the statue.

Yeah but it doesn't look like some scaled down elf or human despite being cuter.

This looks way more retarded than .

I don't know, she's still got pointed ears, and we can't really know her physique until we've seen her naked.

Although I do agree with the basic idea that halflings should not have the exact same proportions as elves.

In fact I would say any fucking official Dragon Age Concept Art since Dragon Age 2 is a crime against humanity.

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>tfw you can't think of halflings as looking like anything but Tolkien Hobbits

I know D&D had 'Sneaky pickpockets' as their racial schtick, but they'll always be a bunch of lazy, free-living simple folk to me.

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Halflings are VERY stretchy.

I can't fucking stand traditional mermaid design.

No, the tail is not just fused legs, its a literal tail. They're not god damn sealions.

the armor looks nice tho

hows this

Why would you do this, user? Why does my suffering please you so?

make it so that he can spring-jump with his dick and you've sold me a damn fine dwarven frenzied berzerker

Green orcs. It's a Warhammerism that should have never caught on.

>Warcraft armor with gigantic pauldrons
>Male Human Knight with haircut that was popular at the time the picture was made for dorks to play as more attractive versions of themselves
>scar over the eye
>All females are in skimpy clothes and look like exaggerated pornstars
>Females with no muscles wielding gigantic weapons
>dwarfs with large, finely braided beards
>Elves that look like Legolas
>the "womanizer" bard with the curly mustache and purple clothes

>dwarfs with large, finely braided beards
but why tho?

In fact, actually IS a human woman. It was a piece of concept art for a human rogue in 4e's "Wizards Presents: Races & Classes".

>Warcraft armor with gigantic pauldrons
This. It's no so much hate, though, it's more fatigue. I'm getting tired of the design. I get that in video games, graphics-wise it gives the character a bigger silhouette and makes them easier to see, but seeing it in things were designs like that aren't important for picking out your dude in a sea of other dudes while zoomed way out is getting tiresome.

Don't they have large stubby fingers? Wouldn't that get in the way when braiding a beard...
Any beard is better then no beard in my opinion when it comes to Dwarves which is why Dragon Age never got me.

Did you post the wrong picture?

This looks like a normal human with tattoos. Maybe even an elf.

>atrocious

Isn't that the point?

I don't see what's wrong here. It looks more restrained than most of what I've seen in fantasy design.

She also has (feminine) hobbit feet like a proper halfling girl should.