How do you play a female bard?
How do you play a female bard?
Easton Ward
Xavier Young
The same way I play a male bard.
Ian Sanchez
Like you'd play a realistic woman who happens to have a good singing voice: like a slut
William Evans
You go to /d/ and look for an ERP thread, since that's obviously what you want anyway.
Cameron Sanchez
teen pregnancy
Josiah Bell
Young and greedy tavern wench/bar maid quits her job to become an adventurer, get rich and marry into royalty to never have to work ever again.
Tyler Stewart
>Fucking the barmaid
>Ever
No.
Luke Johnson
>female bard
Austin Taylor
SAME WAY I GOT CRABS
Grayson Cook
Colton Richardson
like a massive slut with a serious kink for fucking non-humanoids
Chase Carter
THIS is how I female bard
Jackson Harris
So the same as a male bard.
Thomas Campbell
>Golddigger
Do you really need to be a bard for that?
Jaxon Brooks
I start with a man, then I take away reason and accountability.
Anthony Scott
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David Flores
I play a male bard.
Put on a dress and insist I'm female.
Seduce the king.
???
Profit!
Jonathan Fisher
Such disrespect for food is deeply concerning.
Carter Diaz
Joseph Moore
like this
Mason Baker
Drag queen bards?
John Jackson
I copy-paste a female Hunting Horn char from MH seroes.
Camden Smith
I don't play D&D.
Nathaniel Harris
like this?
Owen Cooper
youtube.com
I think you know
Landon Richardson
ps, also how you druid apparently
William Ramirez
Julian Jones
>Channels Pepe
>Cries when Shillary loses the election
What did she expect?
Luis Moore
Is that really just a bunch of Kermit dolls?
Henry Adams
She's kind of ugly and dies young, like Janis Joplin
Leo Thompson
like this
Colton Roberts
>filename
Thanks user, I laffed pretty good
Luis Sanders
It's a male bard but you have to choose how slutty you want her to act.
Kevin Rodriguez
Rise is best girl
Naoto is worst girl
This is the objective truth
Sebastian Scott
Like this
dailymotion.com
Zachary Hall
>real answer
This guy gets it.
>your answer
This
Mason Green
I think you'll find the actual order goes:
>Naoto is best girl
>Rise is best side bitch
>Yukiko is best loving wife
>Chie is best fuck-buddy
Jayden Roberts
Over the top Disney Princess. Pretty much Giselle.
Nathaniel Kelly
>She eventually gets pregnant and retires to raise up his newborn baby.
Here, done.
Jack Ortiz
He hasn't seduced any royals. Yet.
Grayson Fisher
The only female bard I ever played was a half-drow based on Rhianna in concept.
She just turned out to be a huge tease in practice and fought like a rogue
Jack Thompson
something like this
Jaxon Jackson
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Colton King
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Jordan Baker
Roll for anal circumference.
Liam Bailey
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Bentley Roberts
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Lincoln Rogers
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Sebastian Bennett
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Brandon Sanchez
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John Bailey
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David Lopez
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Gavin Davis
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Noah Williams
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Chase Thompson
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Leo Smith
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Colton Ramirez
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Nicholas Phillips
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Jacob Moore
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Brayden Wright
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Xavier Morris
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Kayden Stewart
Like this, but with less murder and rolls to intimidate.
Eli Perry
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Owen Davis
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Julian Ross
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Nolan Phillips
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Jacob Clark
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Jaxon Powell
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Jose Taylor
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Camden Kelly
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Oliver Fisher
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Adrian Parker
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Cameron Garcia
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Charles Long
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Joseph Butler
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Wyatt Adams
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Lincoln Powell
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Logan Ward
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Xavier Davis
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Kevin Barnes
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John Murphy
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Nicholas Ramirez
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Ethan Jones
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Connor Miller
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Thomas Murphy
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Connor Bennett
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Lincoln Bailey
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Jordan Stewart
Any pole is a goal
Connor Taylor
But with a -4STR penalty
Camden Fisher
As says or maybe a magical idol singer depending on the setting's level of seriousness.
Jayden Clark
>I-no
>an epic level NE outsider bard
sort of makes sense desu
Juan Reyes
>not marrying rise and making a decent woman out of her
Jonathan Cox
Not the way I did.
>Constantly criticize and parody the establishment and people/positions of power in witty and biting verse
>Get imprisoned and lose tongue for it
David Ortiz
That seems okay to me, though I'd ask the player if they can handle that.
You can still be a bard, you can write and play, they didn't cut your fingers off.
Hudson Garcia
>same way I play a male bard
>goes around leaving a trail of pregnants
He said female bard, not girl(male) bard.
Liam Barnes
hah
>Play female bard
>constantly getting knocked up with some half-monster spawn
>When the pregnancy is starting to show or hindering adventuring lifestyle, using bardic spell to shift pregnancy to next girl you sleep with
Elijah Collins
If you aren't playing a female bard as if she's Hatsune Miku you haven't lived.
Jordan Hughes
If they cut your tongue off and then you keep doing it, they'll cut your hands off next.
Nolan Robinson
I like this artist.
Kayden Howard
>using bardic spell to shift pregnancy to next girl you sleep with
I don't think you know what a bard does.