What kind of lewdness have you come across in your tabletop games? From good fun with the group to cringeworthy wtf moments, let's share some stories about pervy player or DM shenanigans.
Lewd Stuff? Yes Please!
Aiden Garcia
Carter Hill
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Jose Young
This might prove to be useful.
Wyatt Gray
>Magical Items
bueno
Parker Nguyen
>That guy who roleplays a female and constantly sluts his character out infront of the female players
Connor Bailey
Do you have that mini "bestiary" with the angel, succubus, and that demon lord he posted?
Ryan Phillips
Also here's a list of traits that can be added to monsters in a sexy 5e campaign.
>Passionate - Seduction checks against this have advantage
>Uninterested - Seduction checks against this have disadvantage
>Delightful - Satisfaction checks against this have advantage
>Insatiable - Satisfaction checks against this have disadvantage
>Imaginative - Advantage on Wisdom saving throws against foreplay
>Boring - Disadvantage on Wisdom saving throws against foreplay
>Wondrous - Automatically succeeds on Wisdom saving throws against foreplay
>Incessant - Advantage on exhaustion checks concerning sex
>Frail - Disadvantage on exhaustion checks concerning sex
>Untiring - Automatically succeeds on exhasution checks concerning sex
>Fertile - Pregnancy checks against this have advantage
>Infertile - Pregnancy checks against this have disadvantage
>Bodily Control - Automatically succeeds or fails on pregnancy checks at its discretion
>Enduring - Can have sex for a number of minutes equal to Constitution score before needing to make a satisfaction check.
>Premature - Can have sex for a number of minutes equal to Constitution score minus 10 (minimum 1 minute) before needing to make a satisfaction check
>Elastic - This creature's appendages can expand or shrink to fit any oriface without risking damage to the partner.
>Hermaphrodite - The creatue is a natural hermaphrodite, and is automatically bisexual
>Asexual - The creature lacks a sex drive. Seduction checks automatically fail.
Lucas Flores
Right here.
I really want to get back to this, but bluntly my life has sucked hard for the past 6-8 months. This has seriously been the worst year of my life. So I just haven't had the motivation to do any real writing, in this or anything else that I was working on.
Although that does remind me, for the Out of the Abyss game I'm currently running I do need to create some 5e stats for Pazuzu.
Ryder Powell
Two of my players are in a relationship. The guy decided to leave my MonsterHearts campaign because he was uncomfortable with his gf solving all her problems in that game via 'roll to seduce' and generally playing her character as kind of a slut
Elijah Barnes
We once found ourselves at the mercy of a gorgon (hot snake chick/medusa type, Not Bill type). Our party face tried convincing her to let us go, then tried distracting her with compliments. A few incredible diplomacy rolls later she had become enamoured with him (not his intention) and said we could all leave if he stayed.
We left him behind, resupplied, rested up, then came back to rescue him a few days later when we were better prepared to fight her.
We found him in a state of undress, exhausted, next to a sleeping and content gorgon. The GM had him making fortitude saves to persevere and satisfy her, lest she petrify him. Despite fortitude being his worst save, he had made them all.
He asked us to let her live and even left a note behind for her. He was planning on returning later on had that group not disbanded due to scheduling conflicts.