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>the shitty general image I made is still in circulation
That was a weird thread

BEST LEGION COMING THRU

So let's talk about 2nd edition. Back when D-Cannons weren't Strength D, but teleported stuff around...including on top of other models!

With enough rolls of 5, could you get a METAL BAWKS Voltron?

1st for Sisters a QT-.. Oh..

What happened if the models were teleported off the board?

No.

>tfw realizing 2nd edition is to some extent compatible with 8th
Time to unpack my bubble chuckas

Squat Dark Angels and the average quality of the setting goes up dramatically.

Vortex nades when

>FTFY

Squat people who bitch about dark angels and the average quality of the setting goes up dramatically.

>Anyone who doesn’t FW is a Tau

user, this is heresy.

Tyranids are shit and if you like them you are "human" garbage.

>falling from 10 meters in the air is S10
>the explosion from your matter overlapping with that of the ground is only S6 AND being 10m underground doesn't affect your ability to fight

what

But if Lion goes then who is the gayest primarch?

Not so because SW are still in the setting.
We should just squat all snowflake marines except for GK who can be saved if their sue fluff is dialed back to 3rd edition levels.

>Whats the deal with that Iron Cage retcon?

Back on topic...

Too cheesy against things like Ulthwe Psyker spam, IG, and Morty with his funky bunch?

++Tyranids Battalion++
Hive Fleet - Jormungandr

Broodlord - Catalyst or Onslaught
Neurothrope - Onslaught or Psychic Scream

Genestealers x10
Warriors x3 Boneswords and ScyTals

Hive Guard x3 Shockcannons

Exocrine
Trygon

++Genestealer Cult Battalion++

Primus
Magus - Mass Hypnosis

Neophytes x10 Flamer x2
Neophytes x10 Seismic Cannon x2
Acolytes x5 Ripsaw and Demo Charge

Scout Sentinel with HF
Scout Sentinel with HF

++Astra Militarum Vanguard++
Regiment - Brood Brothers

Tank Commander with Demolisher Cannon and HB
Tempestor Prime with Plasma Pistol

Bullgryn x3 with Brute Shield and Mauls
Astropath - Nightshroud
Astropath - Psychic Barrier
Priest - Chainsword
Tempestus Command Squad with Melta x4

Fulgrim of course

What is Forgeworld?

They retconned it?

Well time to hibernate until feburary when actual releases start up again

I remember a battle report where some space wolves were in a bunker, some cunt of a farseer cast eldritch storm in there, and then a rune priest cast gate between that bunker and the one containing the farseer. They had to roll to see if any of the wolves being blown about (because eldritch storm used to be an actual storm) randomly got blown through the gate. Good times.

I also remember another battle report where a tactical marine climbed into a wrecked vehicle that had had all its crew killed, manned the only still-functioning gun, and started shooting. Goooood times.

A third party model company for Nazi sympathizers.

A wretched hive of nazis

A front for the IHR, a known holocaust denier organization. When you buy from Forgeworld you fund the IHR's activities.

A dark force of nazi cancer magi.

A miserable pile of WAAC

But enough talk... have at you!

It was never a retcon, only IF fags think that, it was always two different tellings of the story and one of them is far more biased than the other and that is intentional to show that it is in fact not an accurate telling

These seem like hyperbole and like there's some sort of joke I'm missing.

One is -2 to saves, the other is not.
A space marine saves the S10 hit on a 3+, the S6 hit on a 5+ with a small blast.
It's actually fairly balanced, with the S6 hit being more useful for groups.

>Tyranids are boring, have worst lore, but are the biggest threat to the galaxy
>Imperial Guard, Dark Angels, Blood Angels, Imperial Fists and actually all loyalist marines are gay
>Sisters of Battle are actually all transsexuals
>Chaos is the weakest faction in lore and on the table
>Eldar and DEldar actually want to be fucked by Slaanesh, but are in denial
>The Emperor is dead and a meme
>AdMech can't do basic math
>Tau have terrible aim and can't into close combat
>Orks are bisexual mushrooms
>Necrons walk around naked and have no shame
>Your dudes are worse than everyone else's dudes
>ADB is the best writer that Black Library has

It's not a joke, Forgeworld is known to fund the IHR's activities. That's why their resin is so fucking overpriced.

Forgeworld is a division of GW that makes premium and specialist resin models

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>o-o-only IF thinks that
>we werent BTFO, h-h-honest!

I know, the Iron Warrior version is such bullshit.

Sure, that's what they all say. You Nazi scum

So the Chapter Approved leaks make me think next year will not be the year for an end to the Eternal Vigil. What are some good kitbash/3rd party options for plastic Sisters? Or should I just go all in on pewter?

it's a daughter company of games workshop
they produce resin models at even higher prices

>88 dubs
I bet you use FW rhino doors too, fucking nazi

Totally with you until the last two.

>it was always two different tellings of the story and one of them is far more biased than the other and that is intentional to show that it is in fact not an accurate telling
>IW version has them BTFOing the fists, their hated enemies, and forcing them to rely on guillman to not die
>fist version has them purposefully taking losses but still losing, but not a complete BTFO
>but only one is biased
Yeah, nah, there both biased as fuck. To claim otherwise means you're a butthurt IW/IF player who doesn't want to admit their version isn't the whole truth

The fall ignores *all* armor saves instead of just having a -2 modifier, though. I mean, I guess it'd be useful against... Was anything in 2e 4+/5++ or 3+/4++? I don't see a scenario in which -2 to saves doesn't come out with an equal or better number in the end than ignoring armor saves entirely.

Fucking Dornfags..

A system where you can throw money directly onto the table in order to win games.

Also Nazis.

sauce?

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Iirc, None in the save slot means you take no modifiers.

Where did the FW nazi thing come from

>LaughingRatlings.txt

You can't squat the gayest faction, it's 2017
If you're serious: it's a part of GW that does resin crack instead of plastic crack. Just type Forge World on Google and see for yourself. If you were waiting for memes, I think the others served you well.

Heretics BTFO

Do your own research. We aren't going to spoonfeed facists

idk check the same site that talks about the rock being a gay bar

"Unclear," based on the Battle Bible It was never truly FAQed (same issue with Displacer Fields). A unit that "teleported" off-table had to wait a turn to try again, but Displacement versus Teleport wasn't truly clarified.

What's a IHR's, precious?

>the Chapter Approved leaks
source?

there has absolutely never been any hyperbole used on this mongolian horse breeding forum, you autistic spergchieftain

Iron Hands Respirator
Make of it what you will

Institute for Historical Review, a famous holocaust denier website.

>FW makes Kriegers
>Kriegers are like WW1 Germans with stahlhelms
>WW1 Germans with stahlhelms are like WW2 Germans with stahlhelms
>WW2 Germans are Nazis
>ergo, FW is making Nazi miniatures
>thus they must be supporting the Nazi ideology, why else would they be making little miniature Nazis

Read right above it. "No armour saving throws are allowed."

The fact that people hate everything FW makes because some of their models have OP rules being blown out of proportions in order to fuel the memes.

Resin Rhino doors OP.

Thank you for actually answering the question, I guess I don't quite understand the hate for it then(outside of price issues, which is understandable).

I don't run anyone, I'm looking to start with a Tyranid army that I'll probably buy from eBay.

>inb4 100 (You)'s insulting me, my taste in potential armies, and my mother.

I want to play horde Guard with Bullgryn, Crusaders and Scions backed by artillery. Do you think I can get away with footslogging everything or will it just be a blob of everything being slowly killed?

youtube.com/watch?v=_LmRKZwMNmU
>youtube.com/watch?v=_LmRKZwMNmU
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>youtube.com/watch?v=_LmRKZwMNmU

IT'S HAPPENING NIG NOGS NECROMUNDA UNBOXING OH SHIIIIIIT

>faeit clickbait
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>I don't understand the hate for them

As someone who ran 2 FW armies and has FW models for a third, FW is... Inconsistent with rules. Sometimes we're completely broken. Sometimes we're utterly useless. Most often it's the latter, but the things FW breaks, they REALLY break.

>Necromunda comes out on my birthday
It's a shame I am absolutely uninterested in anything involving it

"FORGEWORLD IS OP" shitposting was at its peak and some anons decided to shitpost about how Forgeworld's doors are WAAC. At the same time some anons were discussing the Romanian Iron Guard, a historical fascist group. Suddenly a very angry user comes in calling everyone discussing the Iron Guard nazis, exactly the same time while people were shitposting about FW doors. Thus the two memes bonded together and a new one was born.

Besides they helmets they're French right up the gas masks.

>I guess I don't quite understand the hate for it
The hate is a meme. Only the top percentage of FW units are really good and see play, the rest is an ocean of shit.

>unboxing videos
Literally never got the appeal of this blog-tier trend.

So it's not reliable at all, gotcha

im going to start a 2000 point genestealer cult list pretty soon and i want a nice case to carry it around considering my death guard are trapped in a bubble wrapped mess locked inside some cheap plastic storage box and they keep breaking
what do you guys recommend?

Yes but no

Personally, I'll be happy when Griffon Mortars get Melta-shells back and can set things on fire.

This thread
>archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/55445897
It started with little joke when new FW doors were announced and entire general was shitposted.

I forgot all about the romanian part of this whole situation

Holy fucking shit.

That guy, it's like, "when you buy so much forgeworld you ACTUALLY start speaking NAZI"!

>Uninterested in things that have tits attached to them
>Also in things with manly abs attached to it

Confirmed asexual

Pretty much. I'm hopeful for the points changes for other factions though. The Exorcist is one of the worst tanks in the game right now.

The SC tyranid box is pretty good start point and you can get it for the cheap from webpages like Triple helix. I got the old one from them and they took a while to deliver but I paid £37.5.

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>Besides they helmets they're French right up the gas masks.

Don't try to confuse us with your logical ways, lord user.

Do people still use grots?

Condiment company = worst company
5th a best scheme

>and entire general was shitposted.

That's a given on any day.

wait...am I the fascist?

What site is that?

I use about 120 in any given game

Truth. I just need to edit it. All my golden boys are 5th company.

If it's true they're not releasing the other four major gangs until 2018 then that's a huge fuck up. Lots of people who played the old game (let's assume 4 out of 6, to pick a number out the air) will be waiting for the gang they collected before, but they risk all the hype dying if those people don't get into the game now.

Also the whole terrain nonsense. They've released 8th edition starter sets with cardboard terrain (well, a box, pic related) this year, so why not reprint the cardboard terrain for necromunda?

>Meanwhile the space marine hunter is just a lascannon with re-roll to hit for 90 points

... I really hope GW is gonna do more point and rule tweaking once the codexes are all done.

We already saw the contents on WHC, whats the point

>Implying Escher doesn't suffer from an acute case of manface
Honestly though, I just don't like the look of the models. The punk aesthetic never really appealed to me. If they introduce an arbites factions and the game has good rules, I might check it out

Sounds like fucking battle for Konor all over again

This was embarassingly easy to figure out guys.

Its ok user, i like your mom