Play $100 dollar poker cash game

>play $100 dollar poker cash game
>3 hours into session sitting on about $650
>the table asks me to leave
>i did to be nice

what do in the future

were you counting cards

The deck is shuffled every hand in poker

>poker
>counting cards
You...you don't know how poker works, do you?

You're not allowed to win in a casino

cant count cards in poker

Ask them to ship the chips after you one-outer them. Remember to laugh obnoxiously loud as the dealer shoves the pot your way.

Casinos dont care about poker players they get the rake and leave us alone. it was the players who asked me to leave

>i did to be nice

what did he mean by this?

You're not winning the casino's money in poker. You're winning the money of the other players. The casino makes their money by taking a small % (called the rake) from each pot in cash games, or a fee in tournaments

you must've aligned the feng shui in that building to your favor and the dealer noticed. no cheaters allowed.

only 4 As in a deck, counting cards allows you to predict what available hands opponents could have

>not sitting at home
>12 multitabling zoom NLHE
>day trading minute candles on 10 different crypto

stay a brainlet, kid

They were old and I busted 2 of them and they bought in again. I was clearly better than all of them and just felt bad so when they asked if I could leave I did so they didnt go bankrupt

>Dealer: OP, please leave
>OP: ok

Poker is the most nigger of games

Wrong, that would be craps

how can you be good at poker ? isnt it at the end all luck ? is your poker face strong ? haha

Becoming a certified craps dealer takes years you know

you are a fucking idiot
with your chip lead you could easily keep crashing them

I'm shocked they'd have the audacity to ask you to leave. They are the ones who got BTFO, who are they to tell you what to do? If they didn't want to play with you, they should have left.

do you know anything about poker? you can win the whole pot with shit hands if you play well.

right
i would have pissed them all off and took all
their money
he got punked

Usually people want deepstacks to stay..you mustve really been raping them

No, I didnt. Sorry