'Ow many 'umies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

'Ow many 'umies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wuz a lit balb, boss? Iz it something ya stab wiv? Like ya stab an twist? Iz it a stabber?

One. They don even foight while dey do it!

oi i fergot to add me piktur.

Iz dem mek-'umies even reel 'umies anymer? Deyz got more gubbinz dan mos' boyz dey do.

One humie to screw the bulb, one humie to shoot him in the noggin when he don't screw it fast enough, and one to call him a hairy-tick and break the bulb before it's done

NONE. BECOZ DEY'RE ALL DEAD

DATS DA SPIRIT YA GROT

WHY IZ YOU GROTS MUKIN' ABOUT FINKIN 'BOUT LOIT BALBS ?!?! YOUZ SHOULD BE KRUMPIN GITS WIF YA CHOPPAS!!! ORKZ IZ MADE FOR FOITING NOT FINKING!!!!!!

Wot abot dem wierdboyz and mekboyz? Dey's alwayz finkin' new stuff up! Wot if Oi wanna fink sumpin' too? Oi wanna choppa dat's also a stabba. Oi'll callz it da "Stabchoppa".

Umies make my ead urt

One, 'nd dey dunt even use dakka!

Stupid 'umies!

Yous might be a mekboy

Wuz screwing, boss? Is it 'ow 'umies spore and all?

Then dont use yer ead.

How do orks fair against night vision equipped marines once the sun goes down?

Dey don't. Dey foight unfair. Hur hur hur.

Oi, I 'member dis. Ol' Mekboy Skrapguts said it was two 'un a have, he did

‘Ow many Orkz dos it take ta make a rok fall down?

Den make theres 'ead hurt, ya grot

Wot da zog iz a Mutha?

Et takes one of dem shiney gits in de bright red robes
normal 'umies ain't allowed to touch de bulbs ya know.

Nah.

'Ow many?
Iz it more dan five? Five's a big numbah.

The machine spirit guides and provides.

None! Cuz da rok ez falling by itself! We’z just along for da ride!

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OHHHH Dat's roit cleva!

Masheene wazzat?
You 'umies got some funny idearz.

Dats why I shud be da boss around ‘ere

I asked 'dis grot on da TeeJee dis same question a week ago.

Tha first answa I got wuz "Depends on da settin'"

I don't ge' it! Tha's not a real answa!

TeeJee is roit strange, I went theres to ask where I can find some o dem Sistahs o Battle so I could loot me a flashy new burna and all I got was a load of da grots saying "-4 Strength" and acten like dey was da slickest meks in town.
Roit strange, I'm tellen ya.

cunt

One to screw the lightbulb in and 10000 every day to keep it working.

Dis reely makes ya think.

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