What would a high-level slime be like?

>Enslaves and replaces vast amounts of the population
>Consumes all it is able to.
>Survives the PC's attempt to destroy it.
>Will make more.

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Ban CFCs

de blob

Flubber

It would be like the most deviantly erotic creature in all existence.

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sausage sensei

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Teratomorph

is that a..Blob reference?

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TEKELI-LI!

Majins

Grab flamethrowers if we gotta deal with the thing.

This. Shoggoths are pretty much slimes cranked up to eleven and powered by horrific eldritch fuckery.

Shoggoths are only mid-level. They're hardly more dangerous than gibbering mouthers.

Now, Ubbo-Sathla or Abhoth.. those are high level slimes.

Like this

Annoying and conceptual

Time Slime
Rime Slime
Grime Slime
Lemon-Lime Slime
Crime Slime
etc.

Hans from Konosuba is a Slime who is also a demon General

where's the l'chaim slime

It looks just like a normal slime and hides among them, but it can disintegrate on the molecular level and even go aerosol. In order to completely destroy it it must lose so much mass or be sufficiently confined that it can not convert materials to it's use as reproductive material. We have yet to find a material it can not break down given enough time.

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Is this a PSA about crack cocaine?

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>It’s Crime Slime time!
>sirens blaring as it streams out of a jewelry store full of rings and necklaces
This amuses me far more than it really should. No treasure is safe from Crime Slime, the master burglar!

Nope. Real horror movie about sentient slime from the center of the world that hollows out and takes over peoples' bodies.
How you may ask?
By getting people to eat it because it tastes delicious and is highly addictive.

A slime filled with so many high-level, massively powerful artifacts that it can't digest that any contact with it runs the risk of some awful magics effecting you, on top of any undigested weapons stabbing the fuck out of you as it pushes into you.
In addition, it shoots random spells out at you while it crawls around.

Those are Buus. Majin is the word to denote that Babidi had control.

I've always wanted to base an entire campaign around slimes as a major enemy.

Slime is falling from the sky!

Jesus christ that's fucked up looking.

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No, more complex than that. It harkens back to my 3.5 days, where I designed a PrC around becoming a slime, because I always thought slimes were cool.

Woulc be neat to have an intelligent slime working it's magic to some sinister end, relying on the fact that no one would consider it any sort of real threat.

Yeah the movie is overall pretty dumb and shlocky but has a few times where the practical effects were awesome.
youtube.com/watch?v=DeUmND0lyF8

I had an adventure centered around a slime that was growing larger every day. It was created in an ancient tomb, feeding off of three of the most holy saints of the setting.

Players eventually had to get down in that tomb and cleanse the saint's memorials, before the slime could finally be killed. (otherwise it'd just regenerate at an incredible pace).

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>slime feeding on saints
I feel like that’s a plot to a hentai.

The ocean.

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it'd be wet

This image gets geniunely creepy when you realize That Gwyndolin is a lifeless flesh puppet filled with maggot-infested Aldrich-flesh and that he probably died horribly.

How would something like The Thing fare in a standard fantasy setting?

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>torches

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Yu-Gi-Oh

It either takes over everything, or gets snuffed out before it can get started. It's hard to get any sort of middle ground with the Thing, and it heavily depends on whether or not you subscribe to the interpretation that it's viral and can infect you with the slightest touch.

If it landed anywhere but a desolate wasteland, it'd quickly become science-fantasy.

clarkesworldmagazine.com/watts_01_10/

Nothing can stop it!

like a magic eraser that erases player's beloved characters. Even mid level slimes are capable of that

Encourage any and all forms of global temperature increase to accelerate the liberation of our ancient god.

Re: The Stuff
It's premium grade body horror. Watch it and remember: all the effects are practical.

Actually The Thing is a pretty high level Slime too: every piece of it is alive, it consumes it's victims completely, and then *impersonates* them for it's own gain.

What's the lore behind this thing?

>a 500 pound liquefied acidic magpie
I bet a wizard did this.

I haven't played tabletop RPG in literally decades (I just came to the thread from the front page), but looking at this page now all my old D&D instincts and desires come out and suddenly I really wanna be in a fantasy dice-throwing, GM-fearing party of friends playing cool characters who encounter crazy shit like this and have to think on their feet.

I won't do it, obviously, since I'm too old and have no friends to play with, but it was a good moment. Thanks for that.

Stanislav Lem's Solaris.

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Giant Eldritch entity (as in full of tentacles but also completely incomprehensible and way too strong entity) is on its way to this world, making some weak creatures weirdly mutate tentacles/teeth/mouth, and making people go mad. Then it arrives and people start to suddenly burst into tentacle monstrosities, including a whole town.

>ctrl+F "skub"
>0 results
Honestly I'm impressed

>anti-skubber has to always thrust his opinions on every thread
You people are the real slime

Gold king slime of course. Low HP, but absurdly high magical and physical defense along with evasion. If even the strongest attacks hit damage will be minimal.
That's before you look at its offensive and healing magic. If fighting one, you'd best hope a party member/monster knows metal slash.

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Someone needs to learn to spell.

Sparrow's minotaur character's aftermath dot fucking jpeg

Has anyone ever come up with a cool representation of the Shoggoth's maddening noise?

More specifically, the town of Hanewir was fully prepared to fight the native monsters of Innistrad, boasting a considerable garrison and a wall large enough to dissuade entry by ground. Although plagued by the occasional insider-werewolf, they were armed to the teeth and wouldn't fold to a siege.

Look up planeswalkers.

The vampire ex-god-but-still-an-ancient-planeswalker that claimed the world as his to protect even made the plane's goth-angel-waifu that nearly all of humanity on the plane worships as a godlike protector.

Through plot shenanigans, shit goes south and just about everything on the plane starts going mad in some way shape or form, some even mutating to nightmarish shape, the very ivy that grew on buildings turning to fleshy stuff that spread all over Hanewir as it turns out.

It's not really clear how it happened but the whole town got assimilated ala The Thing.

All this shit happened because the vampire planeswalker stuffed another ancient planeswalker into an all-nullifying prison and left her for dead, only for her to be broken out some 1000+ years later through a largely unrelated plot.

Tl;dr: goth dude's ex burns down his home and everyone in it.

presumably you are familiar with the bagpipe

God fucking DAMMIT it's bao-bao-bao thing is playing in my head after not seeing it since it came out on VHS!

No, the joke is that the ice has melted away in a cubic shape similar to a generic slime of massive proportion.

>The Thing consumes a mage
>The Thing now knows Fire Resistance

ENDGAME MOTHERFUCKER!

Dude, Sean Spicer can hide ANYWHERE!

Nope. In multiple games, the collective race is referred to as Majins when Buu creates more of them.

As a Scotsman I must say I fully agree with you, I fucking hate bagpipes

>It would be like the most deviantly erotic creature in all existence.
Yes.

Skeleton Jelly.

Could Shoggoths actually be organic bagpipes of the Old Ones or something?

Those are the Servitors of Azathoth, user. Shoggoths are just leftover remnants of our accidental progenitor's empire.

Chlorine trifluoride slime?

Will do literally nothing. Now I'm remembering the thread where a sperg argued that a medieval torch would be more effective against the thing than a flamethrower, and he refused to budge.

Remember that the torched corpse they found at the norwegian base still had living cells in it, and could infect.

Infection should also be accepted as a vector, remember when the dog-thing shot slime over all the other dogs? There was literally no reason to do that other than to infect them.

Skeleton Jelly?

Johnny Ryan.

Gelatinous tesseract, now that would be a challenge.

Actually that’s a good one.

Hack it to pieces and put each piece in a tight jar. Then refrigerate the jars if possible or dilute the substance if that weakens it.

Observed reactions are typically not so violent, although one of our acolytes did combust during one of our trials. We believe this was of his own doing, however, as his right arm appeared to be begin liquefying shortly before his immolation. We suspect it was his way of dealing with the slime's ethereal contamination. More trials are needed. We only hope we have not taught the slime a new trick.

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Slime + character levels

>ocean
Was going to say an ocean-sided sentient slime somewhere, or a planet where slime has tunneled through it.

Oh shit

No, it's far more worse than that my dude. Aldritch hasn't finished eating, else he'd have totally assimilated Gwendolin. You walked in as he's mid-feast and you're fighting trap god whilst he's still half alive and being consumed.