Warhammer 40000 general /40kg/

Friendly reminder that everyone's /dudes/ are great and you should play 40k in whatever way you most enjoy because I want everyone to be happy in this hobby :)

>anime
>mocking losers

WW1 in space is best WW1.

Rise of the Ynnari: Ghost Warrior share anyone???
Pretty please.

14th for superior xenos girls who know their number and spell right

Who are the Krieg fighting mostly?

you don't understand how much my soul aches for DKOK miniatures

My dudes>your dudes

Their guilty conscience.

I miss Rob

Are Knights a meme unit ?

Now i feel bad.

What happend to him?

Only if you take more than one.

They’re ok

So far, the two biggest lore pieces featuring are FW's Imperial Armour books about the Siege of Vraks, in which the DKoK fights heretics, and a BL novel called Dead Men Walking, in which they fight Necrons.

Me too. I'm actually going to start a small army of them soon.

if taken in 3's and declared an """""army""""" then yeah ultra meme

he talked shit about AOS and got fired

I'm trying to make a Space Wolves list, and I'm not sure how to go about it. Do I just slap Grey Hunters in Razorbacks or what?

He was the one leaking codex and new models information into the internet

Older picture. I took it before the codex, but it's funny how they ended up working really well as a combo. I'm currently painting up another 4 Bullgryn and making another into a Deathmask Ogryn Bodyguard.

When? Where?
This sucks.

Meme army, but not a meme unit.

>reliable Veeky Forums rumors

Celestine is looking extra thicc in that pic.

Hello anons, yesterday some of you helped me with my first list. Here is the result please be gentle

++ Battalion (CP +3) (Chaos_Unified) [1556 Pts] ++

+ Troops +

Chaos Cultists [50 Pts]: 10x Cultist

Chaos Cultists [50 Pts]: 10x Cultist

Chaos Cultists [50 Pts]: 10x Cultist

+ Elites +

Chosen [93 Pts]: 5x Chosen, Plasmagun

Chosen [132 Pts]: 5x Chosen, 4x Lightning Claw (Pair)

Helbrute [139 Pts]: Helbrute Fist, Multi-Melta

Khorne Berzerkers [95 Pts]: 5x Berzerker, 2x Chainaxe, Lightning Claw (Pair)

Possessed [110 Pts]: 5x Possessed

+ HQ +

Chaos Lord with Jump Pack [93 Pts]

Chaos Lord with Jump Pack [93 Pts]

Sorcerer with Jump Pack [126 Pts]: Force Sword

+ Fast Attack +

Raptors [111 Pts]: Lightning Claw (Pair), Plasmagun, 5x Raptor

+ Heavy Support +

Havocs [66 Pts]: Chainaxe, 5x Havoc

Havocs [66 Pts]: Chainaxe, 5x Havoc

Obliterators [195 Pts]: 3x Obliterator

+ Dedicated Transport +

Chaos Rhino [87 Pts]: Combi-Bolter, Combi-Plasma

+ 'Faction +

Heretic Astartes:: Alpha Legion

++ Spearhead (CP +1) (Chaos_Unified) [444 Pts] ++

+ Troops +

Chaos Cultists [50 Pts]: 10x Cultist

Chaos Cultists [50 Pts]: 10x Cultist

Chaos Cultists [50 Pts]: 10x Cultist

+ HQ +

Chaos Lord with Jump Pack [93 Pts]

+ Heavy Support +

Havocs [66 Pts]: Chainaxe, 5x Havoc

Havocs [66 Pts]: Chainaxe, 5x Havoc

Havocs [69 Pts]: 5x Havoc, Power Maul

+ 'Faction +

Heretic Astartes:: Alpha Legion

++ Total: [2000 Pts] ++

It's survey time!
I'm gonna post some questions for you all to answer so we can all get to know our community a bit better, (and so I can build that AI based off /40kg/'a personality) so let's go!
>what army do you play?
>what edition did you start?
>do you still have your original army? (what was it if you don't)
>do you prefer flat or big boobs? (Or butts if your degenerate)
>if you could have Duncan paint one model for your army what would it be?
>will you use a model that you don't like the looks of because it has good rules?
>will you use a model with shit rules because you like the looks?
>was the Horus heresy series a mistake?
>if a girl is sexually attracted to a trap or if a guy is attracted to a reverse trap and doesn't realize they are a trap at the time does that make them gay?

my main scare isn't the price; i can buy a squad at a time over weeks, no problem, but handling resin seems scary for the lungs

Yes, also long fangs and venerable Dreadnoughts

also Bjorn should have the option to use axe and shield because fuck you!

He quit because he wanted to be able to speak more freely and never wanted the presenting job in the first place. He was a Producer.

BA/DA will have Primaris shit! I want new Primaris shit to bolster my Templars!.

Looking to get a Grey Knights Dreadnought + Psycannon & Glaive. Anyone know which recasters carry them? The ones I know about, don't. I can find some randoms on eBay for about 55 bucks, but I'm not too sure I trust eBay resin.

That's her secret, she's always thicc

Haha Fuck you Templars. How does it feel being cucked into the main codex?

Alpha Legion
5th for Lore 8th for chrunch
Big
Primaris aggressors as obliterators
Yes
I would use it against casuals who are forgiving
No but most of the BL authors are

Nice try GW, I almost posted it

>It's survey time!
>I'm gonna post some questions for you all to answer so we can all get to know our community a bit better
How about no? You ask this same shit all the time with the same damn picture, a good portion of the stuff there is completely unrelated to 40k.
>do you prefer flat or big boobs? (Or butts if your degenerate)
Fuck off paddy

>tfw wanted to start BT with reivers and chaplain shenanigans

There’s quite a few legit ones on eBay, they’re an older product with a lot of circulation. I got two on eBay with the original FW bags and receipts

That being said they aren’t particularly expensive on FW either

Maybe being constantly enveloped in the power of the emperor keeps your body extra fertile?

I'm hearing contradictory claims about resin. Some say it gives you cancer, other say you have to basically snort it for it be bad for you. Recently, the Warhammer Tv channel made a 20mn video about handling resin, and didn't mention toxicity even once.

I've never handled FW resin, I don't really know what's the truth.

>what army do you play?
Death Guard
>what edition did you start?
4th edition
>do you still have your original army? (what was it if you don't)
Don't have it. It was Tyranids.
>do you prefer flat or big boobs? (Or butts if your degenerate)
Don't mind really. Don't like flat too much though.
>if you could have Duncan paint one model for your army what would it be?
A single model? A Malignant Plaguecaster. A unit? Death Shroud though.
>will you use a model that you don't like the looks of because it has good rules?
I'd avoid it. Haven't encountered such a situation so far. I don't like the Biologus Putrifier but I don't think his rules match me either so ehhh.
>will you use a model with shit rules because you like the looks?
Probably not.
>was the Horus heresy series a mistake?
Well it was successful so no, but it doesn't interest me personally.
>if a girl is sexually attracted to a trap or if a guy is attracted to a reverse trap and doesn't realize they are a trap at the time does that make them gay?
am brainlet pls explain

>Recently, the Warhammer Tv channel made a 20mn video about handling resin, and didn't mention toxicity even once.

this is the part that perplexes me, maybe it'd be bad for marketing purposes?

Kek, time for the thread to go up in flames I guess.
>what army do you play?
Right now Guard
>what edition did you start?
3rd
>do you still have your original army? (what was it if you don't)
Yes
>do you prefer flat or big boobs? (Or butts if your degenerate)
Flat is justice my first girl was flat so I blame her
>if you could have Duncan paint one model for your army what would it be?
Macharius Vulcan
>will you use a model that you don't like the looks of because it has good rules?
No
>will you use a model with shit rules because you like the looks?
Always do
>was the Horus heresy series a mistake?
Books yes, game no
>if a girl is sexually attracted to a trap or if a guy is attracted to a reverse trap and doesn't realize they are a trap at the time does that make them gay?
_______Yes_______

False.
Correct.

>what army do you play?
Sisters/Tyranids
>what edition did you start?
3rd
>do you still have your original army? (what was it if you don't)
Yes.
>do you prefer flat or big boobs? (Or butts if your degenerate)
Flat is best for hugs, big is best for fugs.
>if you could have Duncan paint one model for your army what would it be?
My Hierophant.
>will you use a model that you don't like the looks of because it has good rules?
Not really.
>will you use a model with shit rules because you like the looks?
I ran the Maleceptor.
>was the Horus heresy series a mistake?
Yes.
>if a girl is sexually attracted to a trap or if a guy is attracted to a reverse trap and doesn't realize they are a trap at the time does that make them gay?
Depends if they didn't realize because they didn't know what a trap/reverse trap was and recognized their actual sex.

It's not toxic but particulate isn't good for your lungs.

Haven't been on in a month so it sounds like someone is carrying on my legacy which is nice to know

Hey guys, I'm looking to start a new 40k army. I want something with deepstrike infiltrators, elite cc, and long range artillery. What fits this mold?

>played nids, gave up on them, am now searching for another army
>5th
>no
>I prefer big breasts
>I like glorious Duncan, but I prefer to paint my own stuff
>Nah
>Nope
>It was ok
>It's all ogre now

IG.

Admech, especially since FoC is coming never.

It's just a Veeky Forums meme
That being said they do have to put a warning for it because knowing the UK they are probably worried kids will snort it

>Giving up on an army

IG absolutely

>currently assembling DI box
>was gifted Battle for Macragge when I was a wee-lad, but never seriously played
>nope, lost somewhere, which pisses me off because I had some good units, also a metal jumpack chaplain (smurfs of course)
>ass >= big boobs
>none right now
>depends, I don't think there's a model that I don't like the look of, even castellans
>for fluff, absolutely
>everyone says so, only read fulgrim and false gods
>i don't even

>what army do you play?
Guard/Ministorum/Inquisition
>what edition did you start?
3rd, but I only played 3rd, 5th, a few months of 7th and 8th has been my most played edition.
>do you still have your original army? (what was it if you don't)
I do. Hand me down Marines from my cousin and friend.
>do you prefer flat or big boobs? (Or butts if your degenerate)
Big boobs and thick asses. I also like muscle ass on men.
>if you could have Duncan paint one model for your army what would it be?
Celestine.
>will you use a model that you don't like the looks of because it has good rules?
Yes, but then usually I will kitbash my own model if I don't like the look of it, but like the crunch.
>will you use a model with shit rules because you like the looks?
Absolutely. Which is why I'm so happy Bullgryn are great in 8th because I took them a lot in 7th and they got trashed horribly every game and ended up doing nothing.
>was the Horus heresy series a mistake?
Didn't read it.
>if a girl is sexually attracted to a trap or if a guy is attracted to a reverse trap and doesn't realize they are a trap at the time does that make them gay?
I've had sex with a girl and after she confessed it felt pretty gay. I think in regards to traps, crossdressers, transsexuals, no matter which way or who is doing what, it's kinda gay.

Yeah, honest, eBay has it for about $52 with shipping, FW has it for $68, and that's without shipping. Hm.

>what army do you play?
Orks, but getting back into my Space Wolves
>what edition did you start?
2nd
>do you still have your original army? (what was it if you don't)
Yes, Space Wolves.
>do you prefer flat or big boobs? (Or butts if your degenerate)
Cowtits.
>if you could have Duncan paint one model for your army what would it be?
I would have him tell the modeling staff to make wolfen/grimnar/wolfrider models that don't look like shit.
>will you use a model that you don't like the looks of because it has good rules?
Yes, but I try not to.
>will you use a model with shit rules because you like the looks?
Yes.
>was the Horus heresy series a mistake?
Yes.
>if a girl is sexually attracted to a trap or if a guy is attracted to a reverse trap and doesn't realize they are a trap at the time does that make them gay?
Yes.

>particulate

i guess if I cut pieces, i'll want a construction breathing mask?

Thanks.

Not necessary if you're just cutting. Mask is for if you're doing a lot of sanding.

Hey anons, I need your help with a quote that has been bugging me for weeks now. It goes something like this:

"A man can kill a world given a blade and the will to raise his arm again and again"

I get the feeling Morty is the one who said it, but I've googled all sorts of variations of this quote and gotten nothing. Am I going crazy or is there something like this in a book I've missed?

Like the 2 others have said, Guard is pretty good at that. Scions can deepstrike and are troops, Bullgryn are durable and hard hitting melee units, Crusaders are also good melee units, and Guard artillery is strong.

>Imperial Guard
>7th
>yes
>women
>Sly Marbo
>holy fuck no
>holy fuck yes
>kinda
>yes, just like being attracted to the dick on a trap makes you a gay if you are a guy.

And with Resin Sanding is a thing that is required

Tyranids

6th

Yes

Big, tits and ass.

I wouldn't, as it wouldn't look right next to the other models. But if I had to pick one, a Haruspex.

No

Yes

No

Sexuality is a gradient. So maybe a little bit.

How to equip venerable dreads? Also, the axe held by a dreadnought hand looks very weird, but maybe that's just me.

>Sexuality is a gradient
Kinsey, go back to hell and stay go.

Any other bundles in there?
Specifically interested in DE, but I'm curious in general.

>what army do you play?
Guard and alpha legion
>what edition did you start?
Very end of 6th
>do you still have your original army? (what was it if you don't)
No, Rest In Peace grey knights
>do you prefer flat or big boobs? (Or butts if your degenerate)
Big oppai, but only if she has the right body, I don't care how big they are if she's 300 pounds and even C cups can look big on a petit frame
>if you could have Duncan paint one model for your army what would it be?
I would ask him to paint a regular tactical marine to the absolute best of his ability and say that's alpharius
>will you use a model that you don't like the looks of because it has good rules?
Yes, but only competitively
>will you use a model with shit rules because you like the looks?
Yes, but only in casual games
>was the Horus heresy series a mistake?
No because I don't care about the effects on the lore overall and can ignore the bad books and enjoy the good ones
>if a girl is sexually attracted to a trap or if a guy is attracted to a reverse trap and doesn't realize they are a trap at the time does that make them gay?
Yeah a little, but in reality they probably could tell they were at least more feminine or masculine than normal, the more sexuality is broken down the better so whatever

>what army do you play?
Sisters of Battle

>what edition did you start?
3rd

>do you still have your original army? (what was it if you don't)
No, BFG Space Marines and 40k Kroot Mercenary armies lost in cross country move. :(

>do you prefer flat or big boobs? (Or butts if your degenerate)
Medium sized is best.

>if you could have Duncan paint one model for your army what would it be?
Thunderhawk

>will you use a model that you don't like the looks of because it has good rules?
No, I'd convert it into something better.

>will you use a model with shit rules because you like the looks?
Yes.

>was the Horus heresy series a mistake?
Yes!!

>if a girl is sexually attracted to a trap or if a guy is attracted to a reverse trap and doesn't realize they are a trap at the time does that make them gay?
No, perception is all.

>what army do you play?
Ynnari
>what edition did you start?
4th
>do you still have your original army? (what was it if you don't)
In storage somewhere. Necrons. (I know, shut up.)
>do you prefer flat or big boobs? (Or butts if your degenerate)
split the difference
>if you could have Duncan paint one model for your army what would it be?
A Wave Serpent. I just don't want to fucking have to paint another one of those god damned things. I hate painting vehicles, it's boring.
>will you use a model that you don't like the looks of because it has good rules?
Yes, but I'll usually convert it if that's the case.
>will you use a model with shit rules because you like the looks?
In friendly games? Of course.
>was the Horus heresy series a mistake?
I don't care what Marines do.
>if a girl is sexually attracted to a trap or if a guy is attracted to a reverse trap and doesn't realize they are a trap at the time does that make them gay?
If they don't realize? No.

Hell sent me back to torment you. Sorry.

Thats some nice gold.

Depends. For small pieces like infantry upgrades you often won't need to. At least I haven't.

Wait so you are a girl and didn't realize they were a girl until after sex? How the fuck does that work?

>what army do you play?
Space Marines and IG

>what edition did you start?
The tail end of 3rd

>do you still have your original army? (what was it if you don't)
My first "army" was a few random boxes of Orks that I never even bothered painting. They got ebay'd off years and years ago.

>do you prefer flat or big boobs? (Or butts if your degenerate)
Flat

>if you could have Duncan paint one model for your army what would it be?
My contemptor mortis dread

>will you use a model that you don't like the looks of because it has good rules?
Eh, depends on the balance of shit looks to rules

>will you use a model with shit rules because you like the looks?
Absolutely, most of my army is tac squads

>was the Horus heresy series a mistake?
Yes and no, the general narrative of 3deep5u is annoying as fuck, but some great stories have come out of it (Know No Fear)

>if a girl is sexually attracted to a trap or if a guy is attracted to a reverse trap and doesn't realize they are a trap at the time does that make them gay?
Yes, unless they've never been attracted to a person of the "same" sex before and it was just them being subconsciously attracted

>plays Sisters
Trap

>>what army do you play?
Grey Knights.
>>what edition did you start?
3rd, about when Tyranids released.
>>do you still have your original army? (what was it if you don't)
Nope, but it was half of the Macragge box basically.
>>do you prefer flat or big boobs? (Or butts if your degenerate)
Butts/Hips/Legs > All
>>if you could have Duncan paint one model for your army what would it be?
My custom made Inquisitor, because I know I'm gonna fuck it up.
>>will you use a model that you don't like the looks of because it has good rules?
No, because fuck you and fuck Dreadknights.
>>will you use a model with shit rules because you like the looks?
Yes, because I play Grey Knights already.
>>was the Horus heresy series a mistake?
What, do you mean 30k? The FW game thing? Yes, because its basically 7th for people who hate 8th and exists for no other reason than to sell resin.
>>if a girl is sexually attracted to a trap or if a guy is attracted to a reverse trap and doesn't realize they are a trap at the time does that make them gay?
Your sexuality doesn't really matter. No one cares. Shove your dick in whatever you want.

Girl(male)

foxnews.com/world/2017/07/20/woman-who-wore-fake-penis-tricked-blindfolded-friend-to-having-sex-with-her-sentenced.html

thanks, it's just duncan's paint list on his 1kSons video

You cant just build an army all on Infantry you need some big guns to back up the small ones.

That sounds like a recipe for getting aids/super chlamydia.

ALL micro-particulates irritate the lungs, the more you irritate them the more chances you have of cell change.

Hey you aren't me!

> the spoiler

The girl still thought it was gay after you whipped your dick out?

>Shove your dick in whatever you want.
Bad advice, ruined a good printer. It was almost new.

Warp shenanigans, user.

>what army do you play?
Space wolves, Guard, dark eldars, orkz, Admechanicus, knights, I also have some Tyranids, grey Knights and eldars lying around.
>what edition did you start?
The very beginning of fourth edition
>do you still have your original army? (what was it if you don't)
I started with (my dudes) marines divergent codex chapter, when that was no more wolves had literally the same rules so I just changed the colour and never looked back
>do you prefer flat or big boobs? (Or butts if your degenerate)
Big boobs
>if you could have Duncan paint one model for your army what would it be?
My dark eldars ravager
>will you use a model that you don't like the looks of because it has good rules?
I made a thunderwolves unit mad of Khorne juggernauts because there weren't models back then
>will you use a model with shit rules because you like the looks?
I have skitarii rangers
>was the Horus heresy series a mistake?
Yes
>if a girl is sexually attracted to a trap or if a guy is attracted to a reverse trap and doesn't realize they are a trap at the time does that make them gay?
Yes