Veeky Forums I need some help, what are the most testosterone filled, beer chuggin, axe swinging, hairy nutted manly man names you can think of?
the more the merrier
Manly names of mascuilinity
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Flex Wellington the Fifth
Dicksmash MacIroncock
Killrend Ironslab
Magnarr Tordenberg
>Masculinity
Ugh
Chad Gaylord
Donald Trump
In the same vein. Slabchest Mclargehuge.
>Thag
>Urg
>Crugh
Wrex Facerip
Chad.
>Jack Rockland.
>Bron Ironhall.
>Magnus.
>Durok of the Mountain.
>Titanius the Molten.
>Max Carnage.
>Stan the Man.
>Uruk Wallbreaker.
>Hron Warlocksbane.
>Pope Skulldoom. (Best used as the evil cult leader.)
Torque Stevens
Or just Grimwrath
Dark Souls has some fantastic names.
>Black Iron Tarkus.
Stefán
Rockbane Steelshank
William Murderface
Bällsäck
Agatha
Archibald Cockswagger
Otto Von Carius
Leslie Flowergarden
Tordek
Chad thundercock.
Otto von Bismarck
How about some slavness?
>Vladimir Brestsky
>Viktor Volov
>Bratislav Bobrov
>Denis Davydov
Wulgar Balsac
Fence Thrustington
Graff Rinse
Roger Gutflex
Windstank Bonesmelter
Mr. Rapeclatter
Kraft Dinner
Johan Alphashit
Chad Chaddington the III
Gaston
Duke McGook
Pig Foundry
Westerly Bearing
Rubbish Trashmaster
Jonathan Bombardment
Steel Ejection
Blaze
Lazer
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Blazer
Odgeral Ovogner
Sue.
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NOW THAT'S FUCKING MANLY
Came here to post this
BlackHeart Ragnar
Heinrik the maneater
The famous ones:
Gutz
Karn
Sue!
Björn, Siegfried, Sigismund
Germanic names are usually manly as fuck
Benedick Cum-In-your-mom-berbatch.
Michelle
Maximillian
Burwell
Kronar
Günther Buschowsky
Chad McBlaze
>Max Fightmaster
>computer technician
Well that kinda takes the wind out of sails, doesn't it.
Stannis Baratheon
Betty
That’s such a beards and bacon Reddit view on masculinity
Steven Segal
Attila
Herrmann
why, you ask?
because herr=mr, Mann=man
basically being called mr. man is pretty fookin manly
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FLEX BLOWFIST
HACK IRONSLAB
>it's a "teegee repeats old MST3K jokes" thread
Ni!
FLINT IRONSTAG
ABDUL Al'GAINZ
PECK HARDSTEIN
Bruce
>Herr Mannelig
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good call
>beer chuggin, axe swinging, hairy nutted
Oh, you are looking for those kinds of names
Bearbeard McBeardson
Dirk Diggler
BigLarge Mchuge
Rexford Tugwell.
Man McMann
Guy Dudeson
Dick
Cockson
Deek Thunderkok
Jowels the Fanged
Babysmash von Skullfuck
Lord Bearwolfson
Brode the Chode
Magnus Maxcarnage
Crogg
Unga
Tog
now hold on, we don't want to loose any more toes here.
I have a list compiled for a wizard character with extreme paranoia, he gives a different name every time he's asked. Some of my favorites are:
Laser Aldino
Don Skin
Gary Shadowburn
Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens
Dicksmasher X. McIroncock
Willis Baconblood
Godd Shamgod
Jim Darkmagic
Dr. Shark Bird
Lancelot Supersad, Jr.
David L. Dickensheetz
Taco Pope
75% of those are real names, I'll leave it up to you to figure out which ones.
Genocidicles?
Kraft Dinner?
Now that's a manly name.
Hogarth the Mauler: Time Traveler
Carcassus the Destroyer
Lord DingleBerry
Human Paladin in our campaign is unironically named Max Stormblade .
The name Andrew comes from the Greek word for man, doesn't get to much more masculine then that.
Angantyr is pretty dope if you wanna go the berserk route.
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Rex Hardbody!
Manos Beefslab!
Dick Punch!
MEAT!
Brick Bigman
I wanna say BBEG is a pretty manly name, but that's not quite right. Any ideas?
this.
Kenny Boatmaster
Baron Overstone
>Lord Bearwolfson
This thread is full of great names, but this one especially gets me for some reason. It's like the -son at the end adds a veneer of inevitability to the rest. A name like Thunderslab or Irondick could be recently made up. Thunderslabson or Irondickson suggests they've been at this a while.
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Donald is not a manly name. It is the name of a cartoon duck.
A cartoon duck who is a goddamn war hero, you progesterone-smoking commie faggot.
That is so good.
Buck Tuddrussel
Brick Slabtorso
Hunt Rockbone
Thud Overfist
Jack Fullgrave
Hammer Pistonjab
Grunt von Smashnose
Stomp Breakface
Gore Hardcore
Buff Sternhand
Chin McCrustyeye
Josh Acid
Whip Splitaxe
Grog Stonebreak
Van Flinthead
Rock Boulderstone
Shark Saltbuster
Ox Oakbrain
Bullet Horsecock
Crag Ironthumb
I use Barric Theron for alot of characters
Torbjorn Fistbeard
Iron Hand Gotz.
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Dan Gleebles
Mike Hawk
Hugh Jorgan
Tower Wang
this
Sue
Lyndon
>obligatory
Hannibal Shotgun Strongarm McSteel
Yarrick
Hank McMan
Rek Torg