Manly names of mascuilinity

Veeky Forums I need some help, what are the most testosterone filled, beer chuggin, axe swinging, hairy nutted manly man names you can think of?
the more the merrier

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Flex Wellington the Fifth

Dicksmash MacIroncock

Killrend Ironslab

Magnarr Tordenberg

>Masculinity

Ugh

Chad Gaylord

Donald Trump

In the same vein. Slabchest Mclargehuge.

>Thag
>Urg
>Crugh

Wrex Facerip

Chad.

>Jack Rockland.
>Bron Ironhall.
>Magnus.
>Durok of the Mountain.
>Titanius the Molten.
>Max Carnage.
>Stan the Man.
>Uruk Wallbreaker.
>Hron Warlocksbane.
>Pope Skulldoom. (Best used as the evil cult leader.)

Torque Stevens
Or just Grimwrath

Dark Souls has some fantastic names.
>Black Iron Tarkus.

Stefán

Rockbane Steelshank

William Murderface

Bällsäck

Agatha

Archibald Cockswagger

Otto Von Carius

Leslie Flowergarden

Tordek

Chad thundercock.

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Otto von Bismarck

How about some slavness?

>Vladimir Brestsky
>Viktor Volov
>Bratislav Bobrov
>Denis Davydov

Wulgar Balsac

Fence Thrustington
Graff Rinse
Roger Gutflex

Windstank Bonesmelter
Mr. Rapeclatter
Kraft Dinner
Johan Alphashit

Chad Chaddington the III

Gaston

Duke McGook

Pig Foundry
Westerly Bearing
Rubbish Trashmaster
Jonathan Bombardment
Steel Ejection

Blaze

Lazer

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Blazer

Odgeral Ovogner

Sue.

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NOW THAT'S FUCKING MANLY

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BlackHeart Ragnar
Heinrik the maneater

The famous ones:
Gutz
Karn

Sue!

Björn, Siegfried, Sigismund

Germanic names are usually manly as fuck

Benedick Cum-In-your-mom-berbatch.

Michelle

Maximillian

Burwell

Kronar

Günther Buschowsky

Chad McBlaze

>Max Fightmaster
>computer technician

Well that kinda takes the wind out of sails, doesn't it.

Stannis Baratheon

Betty

That’s such a beards and bacon Reddit view on masculinity

Steven Segal

Attila

Herrmann

why, you ask?

because herr=mr, Mann=man

basically being called mr. man is pretty fookin manly

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FLEX BLOWFIST

HACK IRONSLAB

>it's a "teegee repeats old MST3K jokes" thread
Ni!

FLINT IRONSTAG

ABDUL Al'GAINZ

PECK HARDSTEIN

Bruce

>Herr Mannelig
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good call

>beer chuggin, axe swinging, hairy nutted
Oh, you are looking for those kinds of names

Bearbeard McBeardson

Dirk Diggler
BigLarge Mchuge

Rexford Tugwell.

Man McMann
Guy Dudeson
Dick
Cockson
Deek Thunderkok
Jowels the Fanged
Babysmash von Skullfuck
Lord Bearwolfson
Brode the Chode
Magnus Maxcarnage

Crogg
Unga
Tog

now hold on, we don't want to loose any more toes here.

I have a list compiled for a wizard character with extreme paranoia, he gives a different name every time he's asked. Some of my favorites are:

Laser Aldino
Don Skin
Gary Shadowburn
Tyrannosaurus Rex Mullens
Dicksmasher X. McIroncock
Willis Baconblood
Godd Shamgod
Jim Darkmagic
Dr. Shark Bird
Lancelot Supersad, Jr.
David L. Dickensheetz
Taco Pope

75% of those are real names, I'll leave it up to you to figure out which ones.

Genocidicles?

Kraft Dinner?

Now that's a manly name.

Hogarth the Mauler: Time Traveler
Carcassus the Destroyer
Lord DingleBerry

Human Paladin in our campaign is unironically named Max Stormblade .

The name Andrew comes from the Greek word for man, doesn't get to much more masculine then that.

Angantyr is pretty dope if you wanna go the berserk route.

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Rex Hardbody!
Manos Beefslab!
Dick Punch!
MEAT!

Brick Bigman

I wanna say BBEG is a pretty manly name, but that's not quite right. Any ideas?

this.

Kenny Boatmaster
Baron Overstone

>Lord Bearwolfson
This thread is full of great names, but this one especially gets me for some reason. It's like the -son at the end adds a veneer of inevitability to the rest. A name like Thunderslab or Irondick could be recently made up. Thunderslabson or Irondickson suggests they've been at this a while.

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Donald is not a manly name. It is the name of a cartoon duck.

A cartoon duck who is a goddamn war hero, you progesterone-smoking commie faggot.

That is so good.

Buck Tuddrussel
Brick Slabtorso
Hunt Rockbone
Thud Overfist
Jack Fullgrave
Hammer Pistonjab
Grunt von Smashnose
Stomp Breakface
Gore Hardcore
Buff Sternhand
Chin McCrustyeye
Josh Acid
Whip Splitaxe
Grog Stonebreak
Van Flinthead
Rock Boulderstone
Shark Saltbuster
Ox Oakbrain
Bullet Horsecock
Crag Ironthumb

I use Barric Theron for alot of characters

Torbjorn Fistbeard

Iron Hand Gotz.
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Dan Gleebles
Mike Hawk
Hugh Jorgan
Tower Wang

this

Sue

Lyndon

>obligatory

Hannibal Shotgun Strongarm McSteel
Yarrick

Hank McMan

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