Are you the Dustin, the Lucas, or the Will of your party?

I'm the fighter

Which one is the one that has no idea who these kids are?

> not watching the currently most popular show on Netflix that is about kids in the 80s fighting extradimensional monsters using the lessons they learned from playing dungeons and dragons regarding teamwork, traps, and risk taking

There is legit a whole conversation about how if they split the party they are going to die. Its great.

Eh. None of my friends recommended it to me and your line doesn't make it all that interesting.
And it being popular isn't a good reason on its own.

It doesn’t make it bad either

If all your friends recommended you to throw yourself down a well, would you?

Enjoy the show, we're not telling anyone you're watching a popular thing.

The way peple sell it is usually shitty.
It's a supernatural horror show, with great acting, amazing child actor (they're as good as adult, you won't get bored when they're on the screen) good plotlines and good cinematography.
It's way above a majority of shows. The D&D reference are light, and it's not a big bang theory sperg.

Great is a bit too much of a complement. It's more, ok.

What friends?

I binged this, but I still prefer Riverdale more

>Dat Veronica

>Also, which one is the monk?

The King

>the DM
>stupid haircut
>perpetually butthurt
>girlfriend's a shit
Mike here

Mike was great until he became a massive cunt in season 2 to Max

>tfw Paladin
>tfw i see Mike and have to be like "not all paladins"

Internet friends, who else?

Dustin did nothing wrong, he is now a Druid

m.youtube.com/watch?v=--2h1541hy0
Anyone who goes on Veeky Forums and doesn’t get a solid chuckle out of scene related is dead inside.

I am the Kevin Spacey of my party and those are some really good-looking boys!

amerimutts are so disgusting

>you get an undead army because because zombies, they dont have brains, and uh Mindflayers uh they like brains

I chuckled

If you like stuff along the lines of Firestarter, IT, and other works of Stephen King, you'd probably like it.

He also has a legit bone condition that shaped his head weird and screwed up his teeth really bad

>The moment when you realize you can’t raise an undead army in real life and were wasting everyone’s time

Shit son, there's a The Good Wife spinoff?

It's almost as if he thought a girl he was clearly in love with, was either dead or lost in some sort of hell dimension and that including another girl was everyone else "replacing" Eleven.

>Mike
The player who loses interest in the campaign and starts spilling his spaghetti over the female player once she join
>Will
The player who never shows up
>Dustin
The player who eats all your food and keeps making jokes in-character in your serious campaign
>Lucas
The only player who actually wants to play and takes this shit serious

>New girl joins, Dustin and Lucas both spill their spaghetti. Mike turns into /r9k/

I think I'll go with Will on this one. I've had good excuses for missing sessions.

I guess I'm the black kid then /shrug/

Max is clearly the rogue. Don't know why these chucklefucks didn't see it.

>Sneak attacks
>Lockpicking
>Stealth
>Use Magic device (car)

The Queen

NIGGER

>so this mind flamer thing...
>flayer, mind flayer

Yeah that got me.

Hi billy, go back to not subtly checking out steve's junk

No, user. They're no longer dungeon delving, they're visiting the neon of the arcade. It's Cyberpunk now, and a Zoomer is a dumb name for someone who drives the getaway car.

>Implying Bill isn't going to put it to Will and Nancy's mom.

This

I'm q combination of Steve and Jonathan honestly.

That scene was definitely setup for the third season, and I personally hate it.

I mean, I hate the dad, but do we really need more cuck porn in the world?

I just want to put it to Nancy's mom.

Eleven is kind of evil isn't she?

He's a flaming homo, chances are he'll end up banging the dad or one of the boys instead

I just want to put it IN Nancy's mom if you know what I'm saying ;)

Yeah, have you noticed how all white Dads in it are portrayed as unreliable or morons?

And I will never not be mad about Bob. Then again, at least he doesn't have to get together with Whatshername.

>Refuses to kill a defenseless man despite him having helped torture her in the past
>Routinely puts herself at risk to defend humanity from the upside down
No?

>implying Hopper is a moron or unreliable

>Bob
>Hopper
>Unreliable or moronic
Both of Mikes parents are a joke

>attacks new girl because she thinks she's being cucked
>even after it's been cleared up she refuses to apologize or even speak to her

She's gonna be full yandere in s4, also
>recognizing episode7's existance

That’s normal little kid shit, she’s jealous and protective over Mike. That’s a far cry from being “evil”

Mikes parents are utter shit what are you on about.

Both Mikes' mom and dad didn't notice the downward spiral their kid was on for close to a year. And his mom got so wet by some random teen she gave away her kids location.

It's almost as if raising a little girl in a fucking research lab and making her do espionage didn't really instill in her normal behavior.

Bob is the hero they needed, but not the hero they deserved.

Mikes dad is fucking hilarious

Eh Rogues werent a thing back then i think, just Thief

Somewhat excusable asshatery doesnt make you not a jackass. And 11 hates her too, so they gotta seriously make up, especially now after Max gets with Lucas.

Dustin is also the guy who refuses to realize the implication of "Always Chaotic Evil" for creature alignments and wants to raise eldritch horror babies

hi mike

Just wait for the Carrie-tier breakup meltdown

jk, i dont think she's evil, just obviously maladjusted

He is hilarious, yes.

>Lucas and Dustin had everything return to normal
>Will had PTSD but had a lot of people supporting him, including professional psychologists
>Eleven was cooped up but knew Mike was okay and could listen to him and his radio whenever she needed
>Mike watched his soul mate get disintegrated and had absolutely no one to comfort him
Mike had it the toughest between seasons and did nothing wrong

Lots of systems inspired by it coming out at the moment. There's Tales from the Loop (has been out for a while), Kids on Bikes (not out yet, ashcan posted on plebbit), Home by Dark. Any others I don't know about?

hi el, please don't murder max

>soul mate

I mean, im all aboard the M-EL train, but that may be a stretch considering theyre in 8th grade.

Mikes sister can be my soul mate though...

Not entirely but holy shit is the morality of the show firmly behind her.

Also the possessiveness she has over Mike is kind of creepy.

Their love is the most intense on the show. He literally radios for her once or more a day every day. That’s insane dedication for a middle schooler

Girls are petty man, she just happens to have a power that lets her act on it without any real risk to her and no one can call her out on it without the risk of her melting their brain or literally ripping a hole into another dimension

Steve Harrington is the best character

Nancy a shit

True. Hopper-Winona shipping is up again too

Bob was my favorite S2 character

He got shafted so hard this season, though. His girlfriend cucked him, then he got beat to shit by the more retarded chad, then he didn't succeed at making Dustin into a ladykiller.

He rolled very poorly.

I can't decide between Steve and Bob as to my favourite character.

Dustin is amusing but dumb af.

If Joyce and Hopper get together in S3 I'm just writing them off as the worst characters in this show.

KING STEVE is best king, Jon is an awkward virgin walker

What would you say he is, neutral good?

Part of the reason I like Stranger Things is the fact that Joyce & Hopper DON'T hook up. I think it makes way more sense and is more realistic.

no

Joyce is by far the worst
"I promise nothing bad will happen ever again, i wont let it happen"
>transdimensionalDemonLaughing.pn

Her mouth makes serious checks she cant cash. Hopper is by far the superior adult.

He traded short term success for long term growth. He’s going to get a great girl (if they don’t just push nancy onto him with Johnathan’s actor deported) and he’s discovered a real skill working with kids. He’s gonna get a lot of screen time next session, I have little doubt, and I think he’s got a clear end goal to work towards now.

>Girls are petty
She murdered about ten people we know of so far and if it wasn't for Mikes aversion to murder probably would have ganked his bully.

A more annoying dustin, probably.

What is wrong with MAI BOI

She's hot tho

Winona Ryder is insane. Don't stick your dick in crazy. Don't even commit adultery in your heart with crazy.

Ok yeah I just looked up her drug fueled arrests :|... I completely forgot about that.

OBJECTIVELY CORRECT SEASON 2 CHARACTER TIER LIST
>elder god tier
Steve, Bob
>top tier
Hopper, Dr. Owens, Pretty much all of the main kids except Max
>ok tier
Joyce, Max, Johnathan, Nacy
>should have died tier
Billy

I'm black so I guess I'll be Lucas
>tfw no zoomer gf

Whats funny is their award speech where she is making the same panic face while Hopper gives a solid speech

"Your son is possessed by a terrible eldritch horror that we have no comprehension of. But we hear the upside down may have oil so..."

Also, the Hawkins lab fucked up by not having a dedicated "gate" team a la Stargate. .50s and Flamers pointed at the entrance at all times people.

This but unironically

>billy
>not best character god tier by himself
Get the fuck outta here

>Whats funny is their award speech where she is making the same panic face while Hopper gives a solid speech
It was cringy as fuck.
But then again every award has been used for Virtue Signalling since Trump got elected.

So Eleven is going to abuse the shit out of Mike later on.

Billy is Steve Harrington if you sucked out anything that made him likeable or compelling.

>Billy should have died
The best possible direction this story could take is making Billy the willing host for the Mindflayer

you have good taste user

I wasn't being ironic.

Lawful hair

The only decent moment he had was when his dad slapped him around and called him a fag