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Okay demon hunters, it's pretty clear things have gone pear-shaped since the King in Yellow "saved"/rebooted the world in order to stop reality from unraveling completely.

Floating islands all over the place, Cthulhu's awake, geography's all fucked up, raw magic is rampant all over the world, and a whole bunch of other crazy shit.

And apparently several cults are popping up all over South America dedicated to this asshole. I was vacationing down here before everything went to shit and got rebooted, so I don't have access to my usual gear right now. Any ideas?

For an overview of just how fucked up everything is right now, see

Well unless the cultists already started summoning eldritch abominations/demonic entities down there, guns and grenades should still do the trick. The normals haven't had enough time to master all the raw magic yet, so just gun them down and be done with it.

I don't really see the issue here.

And why the hell are there so many floating islands now? Whose brilliant idea was that?!

Japan reporting in: Cthulhu's just milling around outside Tokyo Bay right now. Dealing with all the yokai running around in broad daylight is hard enough without breaking into hysterics at the sight of that... thing.

Why does Japan always get stuck with the damn kaiju all the time? Why couldn't Cthulhu wake up next to Los Angeles or New York instead?

Ideas on what? This is the most fun I've had in my life!

Let's review shall we? The marble emperor's returned with an army and he's killing all the Turks he can in an attempt to rebuild his empire bad news for Turks and anyone in the former borders. Undead Oliver Cromwell's just sacked Dublin, bad news for the irish. Charlemagne and Frederick barbarossa are back which doesn't seem bad but is a sign of the end times. Anything else?

Fun? You're not the one stuck on a floating island ducking jumbojets right now!

Question: Have you seen any harpies, dragons or wyverns flying around up there? I'm only asking because I figure that with all the magic the King in Yellow pumped into the world when he rebooted it, dragons and other fantastic creatures might appear too.

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I think I remember seeing Bastet drop by and say that all of the pharaohs had returned to Egypt at the same time and were currently fighting to find out who is the 'TRUE' Pharaoh of Egypt (or who she would be the 'protector of'). probably who gets to bang her as well

Oh and apparently the Sahara is green now.

Japan is forever doomed to be tormented by giant monsters my friend. Your trips confirm that.

>mfw we lost
Hunters have no purpose left in this world. Game over, comrades. See you in the next world.

how did we lose?

I'm wondering how we lost as well.

I mean, sure, Hastur/the King in Yellow's reboot is 77 different kinds of 'wtf?!', and Cthulhu's up and about, but it's not like the world's ending or anything.

>that second name
Wait, wut? But he's... Wait a minute! Ahtu? Isn't that one of the aliases for... Oh fuck we've got cultists worshiping one of the worst Outer Gods possible.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUU-

Alright dearest Hunters, we may very well be completely and utterly fucked, to put it lightly. We couldn't see the poor Hunter who was trapped in the Demon Network, and *It* has been revived. Prepare yourselves for the storm, my friends...

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Okay, so we all seem to have been split up here in Dublin. I've managed to find a house they've not completely leveled to catch my breathe. Good news is of the 14 hunters I brought with me from London, only three of them have died, it was pretty messy though, think it's messed with a couple of the younger ones here. Bad news is we're all running low on ammo and the puritans have gotten a hold of some occult artifacts. Not seen what they do yet, but I'm guessing it's nothing good. If anyone's still alive here, we're heading towards the docks, we think Cromwell is going to try and sail across to England.

In our defence, we're quite heavily outnumbered, and someone forgot to stockpile ammo.

Oh great, just when I thought this couldn't get any worse. That's it, I'm not waiting around any more. This has to end now.

>cromwell heading to england proper
ALERT THE QUEEN
RALLY THE BEEFEATERS
This went pearshaped quickly

>Oh great, just when I thought this couldn't get any worse
Should I bring up the fact that the OP's picture is of the Outer God Nyarlahotep, and that the fact theree are cults of him already means he's probably already arrived?

How's that for things 'getting worse'?

He's not getting on a fucking boat while there's breath in my body and power in my arm. Quite clearly last time he was not broken into enough pieces before he was banished. It is not a mistake I will make.

You know what, I'm going to be angry about this latter, right now I have a resurrected Lord Protector of the Commonwealth to go punch in the face. Repeatedly. With my robot arm.

Nyarlathotep is *nowhere* near as bad as the Greater Demon, my dear Hunter. That........*thing* was the cause of this universal reboot in the first place, and required insane amounts of power to harm and "destroy". We'really trying to buy you all some more time, but, we doubt we can hold out for very long.

can't believe Im saying this but let me help and no strings attached

Belial, we trust you just about as far as we can throw you. We have absolutely no doubts that you'll probably stab us in the fucking back with a demonically enchanted dagger if it will garner you favor with the Greater Evil Powers.

then for once you'd be wrong
the greater evil powers hate me and I hate them
im strictly petty and I like it that way

As a demon who outranks Belial, he's right. He is a petty little shitstain.

fuck off
just because I rarely put effort in doesn't mean I can't. You've just never seen me try

Hmph. We still don't trust you (and by all rights, we shouldn't simply on basic principle), but we shall allow you the benefit of the doubt for now.

Astaroth, what exactly are you doing whilst all this shit is happening? We doubt you'd end up being destroyed by your superiors for not aiding in the "feast", but still.

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well then lets go

It has already noticed us. We'd advise that you prepare yourself.

lets do this

We've already got the cannon set-up. Now get in. We're firing you right at it. Don't owrry, it's *perfectly* safe.

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ok

Alright, you Ready? In 3, 2, and a 1, GOOOOOOOO!!!!!

WEEEEEEEEEEE

FOOL YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME
I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN BY G*D TO PURIFY ENGLAND.
YOUR DELAYING TACTICS ARE NOBLE BUT FUTILE SOON THE QUEEN AND ALL OF ENGLAND SHALL KNOW MY PURIFYING WRAITH

Okay, How did HE get access to this forum? I mean, me, The Black King, Bastet, Sekhmet, Anubis and Tyr I get, but THIS GUY?

Just... how?

When you're the malevolent spirit of a genocidal dictator coming back for another go at destroying Europe, you can do almost anything.

ABOMINATION BEFORE THE LORD
AFTER I CLEANSE ENGLAND I SHALL PURGE THIS WORLD OF THEE AND ALL THY ILK

100 hours in ms paint

Hold on, Dublin. It's the Interested Students Union again. We lost our massive interdimensonal library collection we'd put together during the Daemon Realm thing when everything went wierd, but we've managed to get back into some sort of order and we've found the smaller versions of the Electron Guns our late physicist was working on. Can anyone say Lightning Minigun?

No idea what the fuck happened to Durham, but me and the surviving 120 of the Russel Group contingent have got geared up again and we very much CAN kill zombies even if we're not much good against Daemons. Can you give us a rough map of where the bad guys are and where you need what kind of help? We've got a couple big boats which we've stationed our Treatymaker lances on, so we've got the big guns. FOOF shells for compressed-gas mortars too, because our engineers are fucking gods.

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FOOLS OPPOSE ME AND YOU OPPOSE THE WILL OF G*D

So, anyone willing other place bets on how long it will take him to fully degrade into a demonic aberration?

Well, I suppose some do, but so do the clever people. How many times have you been undead now? Got to be at least three or four.

seems pretty angelic to me

IT MATTERS NOT
WHAT MATTERS IS THAT MY TROOPS ARE OUTSIDE LONDON
ALL THAT OPPOSE ME OPPOSE G*D AND SHALL PERISH
THOSE THAT BOW TO THE WILL OF THE LORD YEA THEY SHALL RECEIVE LIFE ETERNAL

alright I got him.... I think
now what the fucks going on

Urals here, knee deep in the blood of Slavic creatures. Also a bit of heads up, the old Slavic God are awake and are REALLY fucking pissed.
Also how do you convince Perun to calm the fuck down.

Edit: Aparently there not. Its actually Just undead. But the Slav gods are awake and they are clearly not happy.

>Also how do you convince Perun to calm the fuck down.
....Give him vodka. Lots and lots of vodka.
It'll either calm him down or turn him into an extremely mean drunk.

Hehehehe... I wonder what would happen if we shot ol' Cromwell out of that cannon at the Greater Demon... Hahahahahahahahaha!!

WHY THE FUCK DOES OLIVER CROMWELL HAVE A HALO

Well.. That ended well..
Yellow you know the effects of enthropy upon ancient barely worshipped gods. WELLLLL... That theory is entirely false.

Vodka does help but he and his friendly bunch of fellow gods, are just not backing down.

On the second thing you mentioned, toss him down here and ill redirect him into the mosh pit.

was he ever calm at any point ever?
I don't think so

Because he's entering the latest stage of his "lifecycle". Prepare for bad things very soon.

EXPLAIN FURTHER

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I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO STOP HIM HE'S BREACHED THE CITY

To be fair hes Russian and has fellow Russians that are angry

WAIT WHAT. OH FUCK NO.

That Fucking explains the damn fire ball to the North

He shall transcend to the level of a Fell God, and will bring about the fall of Europe, and perhaps even the *world*, as was prophesied. Why do you think he kept on returning over and over after each defeat, each time more owerful than the last? It was all to lead up to this....

Well lets not let that happen. We got some ancient god here. Egyptian, what ever the hell else is awake. I don't think they want to loose there domain

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It's not a quest, faggot.

>Cthulhu's awake,
dropped

Reading The Laundry files are we?

>since King in Yellow saved the world
>King in Yellow
Why does he get all the credit, eh? He was just sitting on his ass shitposting the whole time.
Also, I love these threads as much as anyone, but I think they're better when they happen just a bit less often

The Laundry Files are a nice look into the daily lives of Hunters. It also helped us in learning how to properly greet "Santa" when he comes
round'.