Warhammer 40,000 General /40kg/

Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d6)

>forgot to roll

brb committing sudoku

Can I get any answer to this?

>Plague Hulk
>Decades after its apparent demise, Gorgon reemerges. It's path converges with the plague hulk Vomnivorax. The Hive Fleet launches boarding tentacles, and swarms of gants pour into the corrupted vessel. Plague Marines of the Mouldering Claw obliterate the initial waves of invaders, their disease-ridden flesh immune to the toxins of the Gorgon. The swarm consumes those few who fall. During the next wave of the invasion, Toxicrenes lace the tunnels of the ship with a refined spore-agent which causes the Plague Marines' rancid flesh to slough from their bones.
Daily reminder that the DG got NIDED

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R8 my goldenboy
Should I keep him a darker coppery color or brighten him back up?
Alpharius for scale btw

You don't need to do it.

I spray my DG with DG green and the only paint I put over it is for corrections and washes and shit.

Daily reminder that the codex says that the T'au with their technology can cure Gorgon's poison spores but the cures only last for one or two occasions, forcing the T'au to invent a new cure. It's a race between two factions.

This confirms that the T'au is going be the race that will defeat the Nids.

>Your very first army
>Your currently most played army
>Your favourite faction
>Your favourite Chaos God or the least shitty in your opinion

Throw some Fleshshade on there. Gold itself is great.

LIGHT IT. Your custodes are here to steal the show. Edge highlight the fuck out of every detail.

>Orks
>Sister of battle
>Inquisition. Or orks. both are very silly in their own ways.
>Slaneesh

>alpharius for scale
Isn't that just a regular marine user?

>your first army
Ultramarines

>everything else
pic related

>Your very first army
Tyranids.

>Your currently most played army
Death Guard.

>Your favourite faction
Chaos in general. If generic CSM had better models I'd have started with them.

>Your favourite Chaos God
Slaanesh

>First Army
Blood Angels|
>Most played
I uh Havent played a game yet
>Favorite Faction
I dont know
>Favorite Chaos God
Khorne.

I do this with my tanks and other assorted vehicles.

Tyranids

Tyranids/Genestealer Cult

Genestealer Cults.

Nurgle, probably.

Paint a thin layer of your base color over the primer. A primer is a primer, not a basecoat.

That is an awesome colour on that Alpha boi. What is it?

>First
Grey Knights
>Current most played
Dark Eldar
>Favorite faction
Dark Eldar
>Favorite/least shitty
Slaanesh

>Your very first army
Dark Eldar
>Your currently most played army
Sisters of Battle
>Your favourite faction
The Ecclesiarchy
>Your favourite Chaos God
I like Nurgle, just an all round chill dude.

>If I've already painted my model in the color I want, do I have to paint it that color again.
Unless you have a coverage issue, no.
An autist is an autist, not a valuable contributor.

fuck off with your retarded meme

First army: Imperial guard
most played: Imperial guard
Favorite faction: Imperium
Favorite chaos god: tzeentch

>Your very first army
Chaos Space Marines
>Your currently most played army
Imperial Guard (Vosty's rules for my dudes, but not Vosty models)
>Your favourite faction
Toss up between Eldar and Tyranids
>Your favourite Chaos God or the least shitty in your opinion
Slaanesh.

Just follow this handy dandy guide
Number of layers and stuff like that will be personal preference
Big pieces of advice is it won't look good at first but once the layers build it will
Also be sure to manage your time and have something else to paint/homework/porn/anime to do while each layer dries since it takes like 45 mins

>I don't do things properly, it works just fine!
And this is why most people have shit-tier looking models, if they paint them at all.

>implying most people here even play

>>Your very first army
Oldcron
>>Your currently most played army
Thousand Sons
>>Your favourite faction
Orks
>>Your favourite Chaos God or the least shitty in your opinion
Malal

What's the consensus on Screamer-Killers?

>>>Your favourite Chaos God or the least shitty in your opinion
>Malal

Back to your fanfic containment thread faglord.

>>Your very first army
Tyranids.

>>Your currently most played army
Tie between Sisters and Nids

>>Your favourite faction
Sisters

>>Your favourite Chaos God or the least shitty in your opinion
Nurgle

Love em fluffwise but if you give a fuck about crunch, regular Carnifexes with the same gear is cheaper.

>Your very first army
Fantasy Orks. First 40k army was Space Wolves
>Your currently most played army
>implying I actually play games
>Your favourite faction
Orks
>Your favourite Chaos God or the least shitty in your opinion
Khorne

Who would win in a planet speed eating competetion, nids or pic related?

He needs to set up a big machine to do it. And that takes days. Nids would have already eaten half the planet by the time he was set up to start.

This, but with Craftworld Eldar replacing GK

Galactus. He just needs to assemble his planet eating device

Primer can be basecoat if your lazy but a real basecaot looks better

Now I'm imagining galactus clipping his planet eating device off its sprue as he gets ready to start gluing it

I'm uncomfortable taking advice from anyone who doesn't drill their barrels. I think I'll go with the autist, just to be on the safe side. It's not much work to give do a thin basing layer.

Assuming "faction" means "not one you play":
Admech, upgraded custom Admech, Dark Eldar, Nurgle.

My god why nid codex is so fucking shit.
>Valedor moved from Tempestus(near Gryphonne) to Sol for some reason
>Ghosar Quintus was during Second Tyrranic War.

>Your very first army
Space Marines
>Your currently most played army
Space Marines
>Your favourite faction
Space Marines
>Your favourite Chaos God
None they're all shit

I'm going to go ahead and get all the normal shitposts out of the way:
Reminder that:
>be'lakor is the only undived prince
>chaos has already won
>chaos is the greatest threat
>abbadon will win
>pert and lorgar are undivided
>nids BTFO chaos
>chaos can't be eaten by nids
>no, nids can east chaos
>sieg heil here's some /pol/shit
>fuck you you white male, here's anti /pol/shit
>rock's fall be'lacuck dies
>cutedar/cutesisters/cutenids/cute whatever
>[insert censored porn or provocative image that get's people begging for source for a good portion of the thread]
>SoB plastics soon
>traps are gay
>traps aren't gay
>I'm a tranny, would your FLGS accept me
>arguong about trannys
>[insert most recent codex] is OP and this editions tau'dar. refuse to play any [insert insult for this faction] unless they [insert whatever the inane requirement is]
>WAACfags
>LAACfags
>bitching about something GW did
>[isert faction] is the worst, and all it's players are [WAACfags/children/losers/whatever the insult of your choice is]

Now then, what is everyone working on? Play any games recently? Plan on playing any soon? And what are your hopes for chapter approved? What land raider will you make?

What is this top five squigs thing anyway? I keep seeing it mentioned but no idea what it is.

Nids.

Remember when this girls picture's destroyed an entire thread over the summer until people finally starting doxxing her?

It's happening

But I'm already here!

I mean sure, but you're just gonna end up with thicc paints so, its your dudes.

>implying Galactus wouldn't just use his magic TV remote to remove all nids from existence

warhammer-community.com/2017/09/05/celebrate-30-years-of-warhammer-40000-top-5-squigsgw-homepage-post-3/

Yeah, I was the one who actually made this pic. Also it wasn;t really hard to find her - literally paste the pic in google. Iirc she has her name on her tumblr profile

You good engrish verry good
You verry funny guy

If you've already got adequate coverage from the initial spray, throwing another layer on there does nothing. At best it's providing slight protection against wearing down to bare plastic, but that shouldn't be an issue once you varnish.

Ah thank you!

Any tips to play Death Guard in a semi-competitive environment? I mean, I wanna win, but also have fun, not needing of Morty, or taking allied CSM warp-time-fuckery

How can one man have such a high concentration of shit taste? At least tell me there's some conversions in there, even if they're just "I swapped an arm, look at my masterpiece" like everything at my local store.

Issac, make us whole.

>what is everyone working on?
Grey Hunters.
>Play any games recently?
Not playing until I finish painting everything. Too embarassed to field grey minis.
>Plan on playing any soon?
.
>And what are your hopes for chapter approved?
Space Wolves rules.
>What land raider will you make?
Something that ejaculates distilled Wolf Guard directly into poor little heretics.

it looks interesting but GW's gimp writers will ruin it somehow

>ROBOUTE GUILLIMAN AND THE ULTRAMARINE PRIMARIS APPEAR TO SAVE THE DAY
>FOR SOME INEXPLICABLE REASON, MAGNUS AND MORTARION ALSO APPEAR
>BATTLE COMMENCES
>OH RIGHT THERE WERE NIDS HERE, THEY ALL DIE THE END

>This confirms that the T'au is going be the race that will defeat the Nids.
>Galactic map in new book has like less than a square inch of visible space noted as belonging to the T'au Empire
>everything else surrounding that tiny space that would likely be colored to denote T'au space is either crawling with Kraken and Kronos tendrils, or split through by the Cicatrix Maledictum and other warp rifts.

Like I'm not even trying to start a faction debate here, that map is fucking depressing and it's a little confusing how we're supposed to think they hold any kind of a chance with the state of their empire.

The extra points are for the morale penalty and the extra 6" range, upgrade to D6 shots and the -1 more AP on the bio-plasma.

They do drop the tail. Not sure how good the Thresher Scythe was to begin with.

MSU Plague Marines with Blight Launchers/Plasma Guns. I have 4 squads of 5 which contain a plasma gun and 2 blight launchers in each. Great with the arch-contaminator warlord trait.

Daemon Prince with Wings is great.

Spam one of the daemon vehicles. Hauler, Crawler or Drone. Spam it!

EA should write a book on how to kill a well liked franchise since they're so good at it

>what is everyone working on?
Kabalites and a Venom
>Play any games recently?
Yeah, beat my Khorne Daemons buddy. Killed his Daemon Prince with two lucky Dark Lance shots
>Plan on playing any soon?
Maybe, I have to work at weird times and when I get to see everyone, I'm usually to tired to play.
>And what are your hopes for chapter approved?
PFP buffs maybe.
>What land raider will you make?
None

youtube.com/watch?v=NskElVPUgMI
Am I the only one who finds the peachy face and way of expressing himself disturbing? Like some kind of pedophile on high desu

Is it a Chaos plot? No? Then it will either go nowhere or Chaos will hijack it somehow.

> At least tell me there's some conversions in there,
I kitbash all my elite and hq units and sometimes my troops

Do chocking spores use the attacks characteristics in addition to their d6 attacks?

For example, using the toxcrenes base 6 attacks and chocking spores, it can do 6d6 attacks a turn.
I don't know if I'm interpreting this correctly

Is it worth it though?

The T'au empire is secure but surrounded by threats.

>Now then, what is everyone working on?
Varnishing Magnus.
> Play any games recently?
Yeah, 2v2 Tzeentch and World Eaters versus Iron Hands and Wolves. Iron Hands and Wolves won.
>And what are your hopes for chapter approved?
Additional spells for Thousand Sons. I really hope we aren't just getting some Warlord Traits and Relics.

Primer has a different finish than a basecoat

Wait shit it's a shooting attack, nvm

Well poison and disease are two different things, so it's not too surprising the god of plagues isn't exactly on he ball when dealing with poisons.

Please remember to add the PDF link to the next OP

Tyranid Codex PDF (Expires 18-Nov)
sendit.cloud/v7x4wn6b7lfx

Should I paint a figure before or after I glue it to its base?

MSU Plague Marines, multiple Daemon Vehicles for fire support, some zombies to screen.

Death Guard codex says they are immune to all poisons and toxins.

The Mega folder will be updated asap

Choking Spores are a weapon to be fired in the Shooting phase. Weapons fired in the Shooting phase have their own number of hits, as noted by their type, independent of the model's Attacks characteristic.

Melee weapons that cause additional hits will describe how many in the Abilities section of their profile (ie "This weapon causes D3 hits for each Attack made").

I'm painting my models before basing them but you know - it's all about you

I personally glue the torso and legs on, paint the arms and head on a painting stick.

All British people look like pedos, you'll just have to get used to it

What happens if you lobotomize a GS cultist?

Had the same idea for a land raider, glad I didn't because I couldn't handle not being a special snowflake

The almost a square inch of space in the book is significantly bigger than the small dot they used to have previously though.

Tau expansion a go.

>missing the fact that he's posting the shitposts