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Stop right there criminal scum, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.

+1 penis

Type: Psychic/Fairy
Abilities: Synchronize, Telepathy, Trace

HP: 68
Attack: 65
Defense: 65
Sp. Atk: 125
Sp. Def: 115
Speed: 80

Height: 1.6 m
Weight: 48.4 kg
Catch Rate: 5.9%
Gender Ratio: 50/50

>this kills Fairies

>5e
Gardevoir (6.5)
+0 = Size: Gardevoir are medium size.
+0 = Base Speed: 30
+3 = Ability Score Increase: +1 to Dexterity, Wisdom, or Charisma.
+2 = Natural Weapon: A Gardevoir’s natural weapon is a psychokinetic burst. This attack deals psychic damage and has a range of 50.
+0 = Pawed Biped: Your species uses two legs as its primary mode of movement. The paws, claws, or hands at the end of their arms manipulates their environment as well as any human, orc, or elf. For combat purposes, species with this trait can use any standard manufactured weapon.
Diet: You are an emotivore, and feed on the emotional energy given off by creatures around you. Mainly positive emotions, and specifically joy.
+1 = Empathic: Gardevoir are able to sense the general emotions of creatures within 30 feet of them. You can use your action to read the emotional state of a creature within range. Your mastery of this power gives you proficiency with the Insight skill. If you were already proficient in Insight, you gain double your proficiency bonus when trying to detect a discrepancy between what someone is saying and what they feel.

I don’t think I ever caught one.

So, how would your typical Fungeons and Dragons lands change if these people were around?

I wouldn't imagine by much. They have psionic powers and feed on positive emotions. Sound like the perfect race for Bards, and would probably find jobs as entertainers and the like.

Alternatively, if people knew their happiness was food for some psychic creature, they might be seen as monsters. Like low power mind flayers.

They don't literally eat people's happiness.

Peasants aren't necessarily smart though.