Can you guys post art of female dwarves that aren’t hideous?
Like, not even necessarily cheesecakey art or borderline softcore porn like a lot of art threads turn into, just... some female dwarves that don’t look weird or deformed. I can’t find much good art of dorf females.
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Gonna post what very little I have
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Most of the 4e D&D female dwarf art was pretty good, but my network's too shit to post any, I'm afraid. You can find some of the better ones in the gallery of dwarfs on 1d4chan.
>post female dwarves that aren't hideous
>no beards
What are you, some kind of elf-loving faggot?
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He means 'not hideous' by human standards. Humans tend to not favor large amounts of facial hair on female specimens.
In fact, presumably ONLY Dwarves would.
Actually looking for a darker skinned Dwarf woman atm for an NPC.
Woops meant to post this one, though I guess both work.
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And of course a bit of cheesecake
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How did dwarves become a thing anyway. Short but super strong mountain dwellers with beards. It's so odd.
Ask the Scandinavians.
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Are these good female dwarves?
And the Germans, and a fuckton of other peoples who nominally have dwarves in their mythology that didn't make the cut into Tolkien's European fantasy shit.
No and fuck off with that fetish bait. They've been shilled and spammed enough in these types of threads.
4es dwarf art is pretty nice.
Here's a real life dwarf and not just a human with dwarfism.
I liked how they decided upon cultural styles from the beginning. The dwarf "nothing round, all straight edges because it's easier to carve into stone/metal" gave them a great distinctive look.
W-what if dwarves are actually pygmies that have turned into dwarves through a long oral tradition told first by old nomads of new lands who had lived in the lands where they existed and were now telling their children and grandchildren about it then it evolved from there.
in all honesty, I would.
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>that don’t look weird or deformed
>straight line shapes
did the Lotr movies invent this or was this a thing before that?
I don't recall it in LotR but it was clear in the Hobbitses, not sure who invented it though.
I don't see how she's weird or deformed. I mean, that's what a dwarf woman would look like. She just doesn't have any makeup on and so looks a bit drab.
Well, it makes sense for a race that lives within stone. Simple carving is easier with straight lines, and so decorating with geometric patterns makes sense.
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Reminder that sideburns are an acceptable compromise for both sides.
>dose eyes
>dose lips
I'd hit that
We need to see more of this.
Congratulations, you're neanderthal fuckers. Which isnt a bad thing though, since we got plenty of their DNA in us. If you've ever wondered why our cro mag ancestors ever humped the autistic sounding hill dwellers, well, there you go.
you have to keep in mind that looks could vary quite a bit. wilma here could easily be mistook for a modern human. shes no model but she's not exactly strange looking.
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That's it, if I ever build a setting I'm basing my halflings on the Floresians.
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Wasn't it just? The dwarf rogue and warlock concepts from "Wizards Presents: Races & Classes" are my favorite pieces of female sketch-art for 4e, whilst the female dwarf used for the Rampaging Brute paragon path in Martial Power 2 is one of my favorite character pieces.
Yeah, I really liked that about 4e - I know a lot of people bitched about the "WoW flavoring", but the races had some pretty solid cultural styles; dwarven focus on geometric, angular designs, the primeval and jagged look of the dragonborn, the half-melted and viciously serrated weapons of the tieflings...
>looking for a darker skinned Dwarf woman
Hope this helps
That's just bullshit that dwarves tell stupid humies and knife-ears, although adventuring female dwarves often wear false beards in the Wide World. Dwarf women have no real beards, and dwarf men like 'em that way.
4e's art and design was god tier. I want William O'Connor back.
>Y'fancy a tumble, High-Pockets?
Reminds me of a pic featuring a human guy getting it on with three Dark Iron-inspired grey-skinned, red-haired, red-gold-eyed dwarven lasses, all busty short stacks. Too NSFW to post here, mind you. It was one of MarkyDaySaid's pictures, for the curious.
>female dwarves that aren't hideous
So no female dwaves then
Dwarves are supposed to be stout, sturdy, and swarthy. These attributes do not lend themselves to beautiful Dwarves. Ergo Dwarves done correctly are weird or deformed.
>autistic sounding hill dwellers
The Welsh?
>That's it, if I ever build a setting I'm basing my halflings on the Floresians.
Thanks for the Floresian clue. Looked it up on wiki, and from there to insular dwarfism/gigantism. That is hugely useful for figuring out fantasy humanoid evolution!
Patrician taste
>not hideous by human standards
Pretty sure the OP is a dorf. He's looking for bearded babes
>an umgi implies our women have beards
Into the Book it goes.
Coward. Do not be ashamed of your women and their lush beards
Please stop protesting so much.
Please develop taste
Tales of Dwarves were further inspired by Renaissance Venetian prospectors, actual dwarves (that is, people with dwarfism), who secretly explored mountains/mines north of the Alps in search of pigments needed to make Murano glass.
>Post dwarf females that don't look like dwarfs.
Why?why not request halfings or gnomes or really short women? Why deform the dwarf race to look like an ugly smooth human with their hairless faces?
Human scum trying to over take everything
Please stop loving dick so much.
As far as I recall norse dwarves were tall, pale and thin, closer to dark elves than the modern concept of dwarves.
I'm pretty sure they might have been one and the same, no?
IIRC "dokkalfar" and "svartalfar" (dark elves) can be used interchangeably with "dwarf" in Norse myths. Maybe I'm just confused tho.
One of the few cute bearded dorfen women.
She's kind of ugly in the face when not professionally photo graphed and airbrushed. I'd still do her though.
Less primitive looking than the inbred mutants where I grew up.
another one
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three blacksmith dwarf sisters, i might take this part for my setting
Facial hair on a female humanoid indicates an excess of testosterone and therefor some severe genetic abnormalities making them unattractive on a level more fundamental than subconscious. Any preference for such is either contarian, fetishistic, or indicative of significant mental deficit.
How's that brain injury, user?
>Completely different species has different standards for what's attractive
So, how long have you been sexually attracted to facial hair, user? Did your mother have a five o'clock shadow?
>>Doesn't realize that the whole bearded female dwarves thing was a joke.
>I was only pretending to be retarded!
Infinite is the cosmos and human stupidity.
And what is her name?
I don't have a good solo picture but there are some good pictures of this dwarf
Yes, especially the very first one in line. Wife material.
>LFG
Why does Veeky Forums hate this comic, again
I dunno why Veeky Forums hates it, but I stopped reading it because it got so fucking boring.
Jemma, she's one of the suicide girls.
Liking MLP was once a joke. Then some retards started to unironically like it and thus the brony fandom was born.
It's a similar situation with bearded female dwarves.
>Rat Queens
My nigga
I don't know about Veeky Forums but I abandoned it long ago because fairly shortly into its run I realized it was providing me nothing. I wasn't laughing at any of the supposed humor, I wasn't engaged in any of the supposed story, I was only reading it at all thanks to pure inertia from the five minutes at the start where Richard was legitimately funny.
Once I realized that I closed that tab, deleted the bookmark, and never looked back. It was YEARS ago. I mean holy hell is it still running?
Myra Tirengarde (spelling?) - the richest woman in Ironforge.
Is there any source of non-ugly gnome art?
Some people think bearded female dwarves are cool, some don't. Some have reasons for their opinion, some don't. You don't have to be a sicko to like a non-human trait in a fantasy race, and not every depiction of a female is intended to be sexy. Whatever anyone thinks about what Dwarves should be like is fine! Don't take it personally and most of all don't be an asshole about it.
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Wow, mutton chops on women are surprisingly acceptable.
Nice trips, and aren't they? It's weird, but it works. Might have something to do with a lot of 80's/90's anime having a weirdly similar hairstyle, or at least something that fell in the same spot.
Hah. That's my commission.
Dark Irons are hot.
Something like this work?
Honestly I'm kinda getting into it, if it's soft and fluffy muttonchops and not giant face bushes
That's bad.
>Not-stocky dwarf girl
I dunno why I like this, since it seems to contradict itself, but I like this.
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>Can you guys post art of female dwarves that aren’t hideous?
>I can only play characters I would want to fuck the post.
Have you considered that the design might be ugly for a reason? Making dwarfs pretty devalues the allegory dwarfs are suppose to represent. Mythologically dwarfs are spirits of mines and are supposed to represent poor, ugly but tough people forced into hard labor. Making dwarfs pretty is just shitting on the memory of those miners.
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>Making dwarfs pretty devalues the allegory dwarfs are suppose to represent.
Arguably playing a female one does that too, but here we are. Making female dwarves grotesque doesn't really serve any purpose
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>are supposed to represent poor
Which they generally aren't, considering dwarven kingdoms in many settings are powerful and important or at least used to be
>ugly
Yeah, but most of us consider your typical Gimli to be at least cool looking and appealing, not "ugly". Also, people should just enjoy a race for their fantasy. The girl in my group plays pretty-princesses-in-armor all the time with typical tropes like "scar across the cheek which oddly adds sexappeal". I wouldn't necessarily feel like playing a character whose defining trait is that they're "ugly" if the ugliness isn't somehow cool looking or intimidating. Nobody wants to roll Brian Peppers.
>tough
Sure, but the dwarf chicks posted here don't look defenseless.
>forced into hard labor
Most settings have dwarves as equals to other races and they're often very highly respected by humans, with whom they share a sense of kinship. They're not forced into anything, and they're not a disenfranchised people.
So I guess we should just all pack up, go home and write a proper dwarf, since everyone so far did it wrong.
Would you, Veeky Forums? It's like the perfect blend of aestethics going on here.
It's beard or be gone
A non-stocky dorf is just a halfling my man.
It's still cute though.