Play standard

>play standard
>play energy.dec
>take out pic related as energy tracker
>"JUDGE!!! I'D LIKE TO REPORT MY OPPONENT FOR SEXUAL HARASSMENT!"
>the judge kicks you out of the venue and says you're no longer welcomed

RIP. This kickstarter project is doomed to fail before it even began.

Make tokens with this official mtg art on them

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On one hand, I support people not using fapbait for anything in public. Keep that shit to yourself like a reasonable person.

On the other, fapbait usually isn't sexual harassment and being asked to leave a game venue because of someone's hurt feelings or opinions on gender politics is bullshit.

On the third hand, this never happened, so fuck you for wasting a thread on this.

The classic

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why are magic players shitposting too much today?
Is this the new troll style?

What's this even for? Most people just use a pokemon energy card anyways.

Did she fuck it?

This is what happens when it's not spoiler season.

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>cyanide and happiness inventing scenarios dot jaypeg

But everyone told me the SJW boogyman isn't real and its the /pol/tards I should look out after cause they will tell me my opinions are shit.

Are you really taking this post at face value? Am I being baited?

third post bird post
this thread sucks

>doesn't buy black sleeves
>doesn't cut a small slit over where her eyes are
>banning them would now be Islamophobic

Check, m8.

lol

Truly a 21st Century Patrician right here.

You're missing about a layer or two of irony here.

It doesn't matter how many colors of paint you use. People only notice the top coat.

Tell that to semiconductor physicists.

Assuming women at magic events aren't going to use "sexy/cute" tokens like these.

>playing energy

deserved it desu ¯\_(ツ)_/¯