Warhammer 40,000 General /40kg/

I mean at least Melee is relatively shit. Unless you can tie up multiple units they are just going to fall back and the rest of their army is going to shoot you to shit.

Did you shart on that tank?

arghhh

>LVO
>from the ITC, which had to implement major nerfs to make sure eldar didn't just win everything
>and even then they still were the one of the most winning factions

>www.warhammer-community.com/2017/11/06/blood-glory-the-round-up-and-the-winning-lists-nov-6gw-homepage-post-1/
>Over in the 41st Millennium, the winning Warhammer 40,000 list was an Ynnari detachment using largely Craftworlds units commanded capably by Matthew Edmunds.
YOUR AELDARI OVERLORDS ARE BACK, BITCHES!

Constructing an ork army.

What do you use as your counts as buggies, trakks, trukks, and battle wagons?

>Not until turn 2
>Half as effective turn one

Not even half erect toaster/10

responsible for the whole damn thing

>implying im running 13 carnifexes to win
Learn to have fun fucko

What's up with the weirdo '3d3' mortal wounds things that require tons of command points and hoops to jump through. Its for Tyranids Zoanthropes and Vindicators.

You need a 4+ to get it, and you only get an average of 4.5 mortal wounds from it. A single D6 is not far behind.

>adds up to exactly 2k points

spooky

used to be core writing team, now freelance but still does a bunch of contract work rules and background

Which restriction was that? The one LOW one? Or the modified D? Or Invisibility?

Eldar did rely more on mass S6 anyway, and even before those nerfs, the top Eldar lists used the Skatach instead. Hell, the infamous Nova Taudar list didn't even have a Farseer.

He is someone that has been irrelevant for over two(2) decades. Only old neckbeards care about this loser.

Still easily one of the most based artwork there is

Termagants with enhanced senses and heavy venom cannons, 3rd edition.

I've got 5 Black Library books I've bought recently and read.

What should I do with the books now?

>What do you use as your counts as buggies, trakks, trukks, and battle wagons?
I use looted Dark Eldar Raiders as trukks for my Freebooterz. Still not sure what to use for a battle wagon.

>gaunt with bio plasma
Fucking terrifying

TYRANID CODEX LEAKS WHEN?!?!?

>What did he do again?
Rule guy that hasn't been relevant in over a decade.

Wow. Much salt.

Fuck off Tom, they made you step down for reason

>tfw you used breadties for antennae to represent enhanced senses

That gaunt with the antennae is fucking adorable.

Man, I wish Pete Haines will do one too.

That is fucking cool

Mutable Genus was such a fucking weird rule set.

You came to the wrong neighboorhood, Xenos faggot.
Eventy TAC Krieg (weakest IG regiment) could btfo you.

2000/2000 + 11 CP
1 Brigade + 2 Speahead

>HQ
1 DKOK Rider Commander w/DemoCharge/PowerSword/BoltPistol
4 DKOK Field Officier w/BoltPistol

>Troops
60 Naked DKOK

>Elite
1 DKOK Rider Command Squad
2 DKOK Command Squad w/Standard

>FA
12 DKOK Riders w/BoltPistol

>HS
9 DKOK Earthshaker Carriage
36 DKOK Mortars Teams

Burn them

Cutenids have a long history.

stupid posting this crap

HENSHIN!

>1 shot Morty or Magnus
>When each model has Heavy 9/18

Anyone have the leaked image with all the Battleforces for the Holiday? my googlefu is weak.

The gaunt-sized bioplasma is the gargoyle's blinding venom attack. They renamed it in the 5th edition codex when they decided the bio-plasma Carnifex ability should be a full-on plasma blast shooting attack.

>Two full-sized units of Swooping Hawks
>Drukhari Medusae

sounds like some random shit

>and two Plasma Obliterators
what is this supposed to be?

Thoughts on adding Bubotix Axes to MSU Plague Marines?

I run mine so far with 2 Blight Launchers, 1 Plasma Gun and 2 Bolters.

I've never really found the bolters to be worth it, though they are ablative wounds. If I add axes to it, it'd make the unit 5 more points expensive each, but it would also make it potentially useful with 2 attacks at S5, Ap-2 and rerolling wounds of 1 per axe marine.

>its good
>how come
>its not 7th!

Some of them are already up on gw's site

I actually still have my synapse node gaunts. One with a devourer got nicknamed Wee Tam because he always ended up still on the table after games.

it's not beyond the realms of possibility if someone can reach out to him. What's he even doing these days?

if that last thread didnt make feel old enought i still have some of my gaunts with those upgrades.

would watch a game against full Dreadnoughts/10

Make them last for 40 thousand years so people in the future are confused.

18*6, rerolling all failed hits. Should give you 81 hits, equaling 13/14 mortal wounds.

Then you just need a few of those 81 wounds to go past their invuln saves.

I would love to have mutable genus in Chapter Approved, they're already doing battletech-like land raider customization.

Gift them?

I want to edit the neck on the left guy.

"Guardsmen are running faster than their Chimeras, Genestealers are outrunning supersonic aircraft, Crusaders are walking around with 2++ saves, plasma explodes more at night, and flamethrowers are better for anti-aircraft than crowd control, and GW is doubling down on removing rules that don't have models."
"...at least it's not 7th."

Swooping hawks are good mate.

how is it 18 shots per robot?

I like how out of shape they both are to have visible tits and gut.

>instead of a d6 you now flip a coin

So much fucking this.
If you manage to store some minis too the techpriests will go crazy too.

If you're going to add axes then you wonder why not add flails instead, then you have 3 guns and 2 flails and its looks too expensive for 5 man squad.

I remember his last post was in 2010 or so on B&C. He said he's spending most his gaming time on historical gaming, his true passion. He was an IT guy and working for GW was his midlife crisis ("Some people buy sports cars or run off with unsuitable blondes. I joined the circus.")

Phosphor Blaster is 3 shots normally. 6 with protocol.

"Any model may replace its incendine combustor with a heavy phosphor blaster"

"Any model may replace its Kastelan fists with 2 heavy phosphor blasters"

>his metaphor has a metaphor

Beastman merc in Necromunda looks cool model and idea wise. Would love to have a band of mercenaries.

You mean mutable genus was such a fucking awesome ruleset.

Best codex the game's ever seen.

Rolled 5, 3, 2, 4, 5, 5, 1, 4, 4, 4, 5, 4, 4, 6, 6, 4, 5, 2 = 73 (18d6)

Oh no! My Poxwalkers just got wounded by 18 bolters. I wanna see how effective the Surgeon is.

>two can play at this game horsefucker

++ Spearhead Detachment ++

+ HQ +
**Malanthropes [5 PL, 90pts]:** Malanthrope

+ Heavy Support +
6× **Biovores [6 PL, 108pts]:** 3x Biovore

++ Spearhead Detachment ++

+ HQ +
**Malanthropes [5 PL, 90pts]:** Malanthrope

+ Heavy Support +
5× **Biovores [6 PL, 108pts]:** 3x Biovore

++ Spearhead Detachment ++

+ HQ +
**Malanthropes [5 PL, 90pts]:** Malanthrope

+ Heavy Support +
5× **Biovores [6 PL, 108pts]:** 3x Biovore

++ Total: [1998pts] ++

Why do you keep posting this?

Rolled 5 (1d6)

I saved 6, and get to reroll 1.

Wow, this guy is shit!

>FW models.

>18*6, rerolling all failed hits
Cawl has a modified aura where he lets MARS reroll ANY To Hit. Not just failed.

So you reroll anything not a 6.
18×6 = 108 × ((1/6)+[(5/6)×(1/6)])
For 33 To Hits of 6's.

Regardless the rowbutts didn't 1 shot the Traitor Primarch, but drown them in a fire storm of dakka

Each model is armed with 3 phosphor blasters, each of which has 3 shots, and it they're in protector mode they fire twice.

>65 point model saves 36 points of chaff

>not using tyrant kits for malanthropes
Disgusting

For the life of me, I cannot understand how they did not let him just add 1 to the DS roll.

No, he saved 6 points of chaff.

5s are saves, he lets you reroll 1s. I got 1 1. He helped save it.

He's garbage. Tallyman and bell guy are best deathguard.

> Gor Half-Horn gets bullied by an Escher gang. Mk 41, uncoloured artists rendition.

Fuck aliens. Aliens ain't shit. Aliens can suck my dick

Which is weird because apparently in CA they're both getting 5 points cheaper.

Rate list:

Fleet Kraken

Tyranid Prime w/talons/deathspitter

Tyranid Warriors w/talons/devourers, 1 Ven cannon

16 Fleshborer Termagants

17 Hormagaunts

3 lictors

10 gargoyles

Carnifex with talons, venom cannon, tusks.

It's shit. Burn your army.

Nurgle's polyps! That's so much worse!

>Rolled 18 dice
>1/6 chance to roll a 1 (3)
>2/6 chance (5+) to ignore via DR (1)

But he also works on Plague Marines IIRC. Aka saving one there is huge.

>mfw when my Immolator one shot a storm raven

Help me write a 10 point Tyranid list guys.

is the FW index rife with errors? How fucked am I for krieggers?

7th was garbage for power gamers. It nearly killed 40k in my club, amost nobody wanted to play it anymore. Now everybody wants to play 8th, even getting new players.

Also, how do crusaders get 2++?

A single devourer termigaunt

Can you just get the Gang War book and play Necromunda or do you need a core book too?

What do you do with other books you've bought and read?

Y-you do read other books, right user?

Don't forget to give it adrenal glands and toxin sacs.

Wow, fat guys playing Warhammer, who' d have thought?

lel