Warhammer 40,000 General /40kg/

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Best Waifu Edition

Beastman model thing coming soon
warhammer-community.com/2017/11/13/coming-soon-beastman-underhive/

Duncan
youtube.com/watch?v=y_yLYJwpFJM

FAQs and Errata, GW up to 1.3, FW up to 1.2:
games-workshop.com/en-US/Rules-Errata#40k-errata
warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000/
forgeworld.co.uk/en-GB/Downloads#warhammer40k

Rules and such. Use Readium on pc/iphone, lithium/kobo on android:
Everything 8th edition in properly converted pdf & epub, fully bookmarked and linked with in-line errata annotations
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Other Megas
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Old Black Library Mega
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WIP Math-hammer doc (Thanks Chart-user!)
warhammer-community.com/2017/09/08/celebrate-30-years-of-warhammer-40000-top-5-rivals-sep-8gw-homepage-post-3/

Tyranid Codex (Expires 18/Nov)
sendit.cloud/ef5u0qlpuyvz EPUB
sendit.cloud/v7x4wn6b7lfx PDF

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youtube.com/watch?v=y_yLYJwpFJM
games-workshop.com/en-US/Rules-Errata#40k-errata
warhammer-community.com/warhammer-40000/
forgeworld.co.uk/en-GB/Downloads#warhammer40k
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warhammer-community.com/2017/09/08/celebrate-30-years-of-warhammer-40000-top-5-rivals-sep-8gw-homepage-post-3/
sendit.cloud/ef5u0qlpuyvz
sendit.cloud/v7x4wn6b7lfx
veekyforums.com/thread/56399163/games
youtube.com/watch?v=HBuWNsSi8G8
esadollmisa.tumblr.com/post/149840498256/artofchag-just-ashton-cutestscum-how
youtube.com/watch?v=9A76qePV7GY
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich
nydailynews.com/life-style/average-american-watches-5-hours-tv-day-article-1.1711954
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1235884/The-great-British-bangers-fat-New-study-identifies-worst-value-sausages.html
youtube.com/watch?v=HQDy-5IQvuU
1d4chan.org/wiki/Category:Warhammer_40000_Tactics(8E)
veekyforums.com/thread/56405412/games

Spamalot
Spamalot

first for that ain't cute

farquit
farquit

My dudes > your dudes

w8t4u
w8t4u

Nefertari is super cute.

Bidwell
Bidwell

My dudes > both of your dudes

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Soon

Methnerd
Methnerd

Claim your 40k waifu/husbando!
Hands off Lilith she's mine

Emberfire
Emberfire

Xth for actually missing seventh simply because the board was less shit.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

your boss nob face when the striking scorpion exarch unleashes 16 attacks

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

This isnt comfy at all

RumChicken
RumChicken

My dudes = your dudes but in different ways

DeathDog
DeathDog

Imma just shill this again

if you need to ask who he is you don't belong here

eGremlin
eGremlin

Taukid Here. That kid who's new to WH40k wants to start collecting Tau minis.

Anywho, I was wondering if the Tau starter kit and pathfinding team is a good combo. Would that be enough minis for a small match?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Whats that one model you love, but always disappoints you on the table top?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

don't duck with a dakka-face son.

didn't your warboss ever teach you anything.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Didn't he write the Tyranid Codex fluff or something?

Who cares.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Sorry user he beat me to it
He didn't even add top five squigs

Nojokur
Nojokur

orks < anyones dudes

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Wrong

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Fuck off Aaron.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Re-posting from last thread as I didn't hear anything.

I'm thinking about building a 2k First Company, Cataphractii List for theme/fluff reasons and I have a question about which list I should do.

The first is as follows

Vanguard Detachment 1

HQ: Cataphractii Captain: Relic Blade, CombiMelta

Elites: 3x Squads of 5-Man Cataphractii squads that are 4x Lighting Claw/Combi Bolter Marines with 1 Combi-bolter and Chainfist on the sergeant.

Heavy: 1 Vanilla Land Raider w/ Multi-melta

Vangaurd 2:

HQ: 1 Terminator Chaplain (Storm Bolter/Crozious)

Eliets: 2x Dreadnoughts w/ TL Las-Cannons and Missile Launchers

1x 9 man Cataphractii Squad thats all Dual Lightning Claws but for the Sergeant and a Marine who have Chainfists.

The other list is the same as the above but with the dreadnoughts are dropped for a second Land Raider while the Chaplain and melee focused squad are moved over to the main Detachment (the Melee squad dropping two guys, one of which was the chainfist).

This really isn't going to be a super competitive list but would it be fun to play with and against?

I'm leaning more towards the second list as the first would force me to have one footbound Cataphractii squad in the back so everything can teleport in or a character outside of the teleporting squads.

I've been debating IH tactics and BT and am, so far, thinking about the latter, along with swapping out the Chain Fists for power fists and maybe giving the captain a storm shield so he can grab the Shield relic to halve all damage going at him.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I added top 5 rivals.

5mileys
5mileys

You promised me a cute OP image OP you lying faggot.

Inmate
Inmate

Claimed for Sisters where she belongs.

Playboyize
Playboyize

veekyforums.com/thread/56399163/games

It's more the principle of the thing, people act all secretive and exclusionary because they have access to chinese recasters and pretend they are cooler than everyone else because they think they're in some sort of secret club.

Why share information to make things easier for other people in my hobby when I can just act like a shithead instead

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Thread got grinched !

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Fuck he looks old. Mentally I always remember his mullet look from 90s WD.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Fuck off with the /pol/ reaction images, keep the thread Veeky Forums related.

Skullbone
Skullbone

nth for paint and glue into stinky case and shake it.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Why you have boyz to be your nob’s meat shield.

SniperGod
SniperGod

still no Celestine X Gayfax yuri art
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Fact: There are waifus in pretty much every series of 40k novels.

The only reason ADB gets shat on is because he writes Chaos well, and people hate that.

If his novels were about generic boring guardsmen who kill thousands of space marines with a single lasgun, you faggots would lap it up.

WebTool
WebTool

HOLY FUCK HYPE

TechHater
TechHater

Was about to post celestine
Now too late

So this is what getting cucked feels like.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

cause it's illegal you dense motherfucker

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I didn't realize charlie manson wrote for GW back in their glory days.

Maybe if GW would hire Anders breivik to write codexes we get some balanced rules for once.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Get out you horrendous newfaggot.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Why share information to make things easier for other people in my hobby when I can just act like a shithead instead
Because caster have been shut down by GW and GW white knights. That's why. It has nothing to do with being in a secret club, man. One of the recasters I've used over the years has gone through 5 fucking name changes because people were too loose with his info.

Supergrass
Supergrass

You have no idea, user.
Ectasy is a sure way to cause trust issues.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Veeky Forums had more drawfags back in the day. The yuri art would have hit the shelves a week after the minis release back in the day.

MPmaster
MPmaster

The only reason ADB gets shat on is because he writes Chaos well, and people hate that.

He doesn't write anything well.

farquit
farquit

I've always wanted a tau combined arms list. infantry. tanks and even the aircraft. they look really neat. the hammerhead is literally my second favourite 40k model.

shame it qualifies for the position user described.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Daddy Dorn return when?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

They're in China, retard.

If copyright law mattered there places like alibaba literally wouldn't exist.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

How does Galactus rank in the 40k universe?
He can warp reality, has crazy psychic powers, eats planets, and has a magic remote control that deletes anything the plot doesn't like
I'd guess like daemon primarch Magnus or super chicken powerful since he's regularly BTFU'd by a guy who can stretch a lot

cum2soon
cum2soon

False.

askme
askme

he grows his hair on the inside now

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Sisters players getting upset that all the Guard fags enjoy having her in their army

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

they know where real best ship is

Evilember
Evilember

anime poster with bad opinions
I'm absolutely shocked.

Firespawn
Firespawn

I think there's more art of macha than there is depictions of Christ and she was made of about 5 polygons in DoW
Oldfag Veeky Forums used to get shit down, now everyone's too busy actually playing the game since it's not hot garbage anymore

RavySnake
RavySnake

Beastmen in 40K

This is how 40K dies.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

ADBfag avatarfagging with shitty anime waifus
Oh my sides

eGremlin
eGremlin

Is it heresy to fuck an aeldari as long as my mighty marine meat cock is tearing her apart in the process?

FastChef
FastChef

9th edition when?

JunkTop
JunkTop

best ship
Anyone got that picture of the bitch from doki doki literature club vomiting?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

They still take action when they are forced to by complaints.
That is why recaster shops etc are getting closed all the time.
Believe or not there were a few instances where whole workshops get raided by the cops.
Not that i know if this has happened to a recaster or not but this has happened to a few airsoft clone sellers.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

basket weavers on peruvian basket weaving forum

What ever could be next?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

greater daemons (no durablity), exalted chariots (not enough attacks or damage)

if you want porn so bad put up some $. i can do doodle but like everyone can't be bothered to do smut

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

tomorrow

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

They've always been in it you fucking newfag

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Shut the fuck up newfag.

It's how it started.

You stupid cunt.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Well?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Kinda lost in the shitposting.. I asked before
What is the best loadout for Hellforged Contemptor, Deredeo and Leviathan for a Death Guard Army?
I have scavenged the two types of old FW dreads, one is Las/Melee the other is Las/ML.
I wish to build a Dreadnought DG detachment (DDGD?) but I want to plan the weapons used.
Can someone with a better clue about dread help me?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

You'd better not read the 40k rulebook then.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

They've always been a thing, they even have rules with R&H.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Oh fuck yes
will they ever go back to normal eldar names

Playboyize
Playboyize

Anders breivik

fucker couldn't even get into the mandatory military conscription. I'm amazed he managed to kill as many as he did

Methshot
Methshot

yvraine
no more than 6'
guilliman
easily 12' tall
How much elf magic does it take to rearrange her insides after coitus?

Skullbone
Skullbone

It's nice to see that the 8th ed. description of abhumans in general and beastmen in particular is still accurate, but this dude is just some unusual exception.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

How what started? fantasy or necroboringda?

Evilember
Evilember

TYRANID PDF IN MEGA WHEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

no, they will not

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

if you want porn so bad put up some $. i can do doodle but like everyone can't be bothered to do smut

TechHater
TechHater

Right after the irl codex drops that makes them op for a week

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

last thread. CTRL+F stinky

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

It's already there you retarded dumbfuck

Not to mention it has its own separate link to DL it from

What the hell is your issue

FastChef
FastChef

Implying this thing wouldn't be executed on sight by literally any Imperial aligned army in the galaxy

Abhumans are scum

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Do marines have dicks? Do primarchs? Does marine augmentation make your dick bigger or is it like roids

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Anyone else feel like all the new special characters aren't at all interesting outside their tabletop use?
It just feels like every time I field one of them it's like I'm fielding some stock hero that I can't modify rather than some war ragged warrior that fought through decades of conflicts to be where they are.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Very true.
The reason he seems to write somethings well derives from the fact that he leans on the existing fluff as his crutch. Even than he has to insert random shit to buff up the characters in his story.
For example in helsreach a Templar techmarine just outright Grand Theft Autos the ordinatus armageddon, and manages to fire it at an ork titan by himself for reasons.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Look at the bottom of the OP.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

none cos guilimans peepee is tiny, it's why he likes empire building so much, he feels it compensates

Booteefool
Booteefool

fags actually want to be paid in more than (you)'s to draw porn
What a terrible distopian future we live in

King_Martha
King_Martha

Mfw flgs owner forces people to say ynnari

Spamalot
Spamalot

How would they ever manage anal?

farquit
farquit

that wraithlord

youtube.com/watch?v=HBuWNsSi8G8

likme
likme

He bends over and she sticks her dicks in.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

very wholesome.

Techpill
Techpill

Not making your own heroes

Find models you like that are fairly powerful and come up with a name and backstory for why they are in your army. It helps if you use rarer models that are more powerful/expensive points wise to set them apart from standard dudes.

Literally forge a narrative.

Methshot
Methshot

Probably they casterate, and cut off the dick to connect it to a urine collecting device.

Marines don't need dicks, especially if they're never going to use them.

Cull every bit of fat and useless skin that doesn't benefit combat.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

No, except space wolves because they're special snowflakes.

Marine augmentation is exactly like roids except they also castrate you.

Evilember
Evilember

newfag

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

All ork units
i spent my fucking savings after college on a gargantuan squiggoth and two big squigs

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Wtf is this AoS shit? Take it to the fantasy general.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Isn't there a book where a female Inquisitor sees a naked GK and wishes they could fuck because he's packing?

FastChef
FastChef

It can be done.
esadollmisa.tumblr.com/post/149840498256/artofchag-just-ashton-cutestscum-how

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

eldar.

an inch under seven foot.

they're lanky fucks. not that it makes much of a difference when the size difference is this huge.

who knows though. eldar are pretty flexible. and she is the herald of ziggy stardust so maybe he can blam her with some "elf magic" as you put it

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

While the art was good the direction as horrible.
Seriously, macha spamming was one of the most tiresome things we asw. It was made even worse by the fact that they paid a homage to her in dow3 .
Granted cultist posting and lcb was far worse.

I like the fact that we can actualyl talk about the game and modellnig aspect fo the hobby more but some decent art wouldnt be bad. Everything in moderation.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

black library
canon
Pick one.

Illusionz
Illusionz

I hope they spend more time together in the ynnari codex lore.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Don't feel too bad. I knew a guy that just as soon as he got out of the marines, he took out a fucking loan with navy federal and dropped 3k on guard models.

3 years later he sold it all and now spends all his money on vape, chew, beer, and alimony.

Supergrass
Supergrass

DA spoilers when?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

A bait weaver, I see
I shan't step into your web

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

everything is canon, not everything is true

Soft_member
Soft_member

Spoiler
The Lion's a fag.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

you mad bro?

Stop being a newfag.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Nothing is true, everything is canon.

w8t4u
w8t4u

canoness being flirtatious with the assigned primaris psyker

askme
askme

black library
not canon
BL is literally the fluff of 40k. Have you looked at a codex before? The people that write the fluff sections of the codex write the novels on BL dingus.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

so mad m8 I dun do did swallowed the b8

Snarelure
Snarelure

. Have you looked at a codex before? The people that write the fluff sections of the codex write the novels on BL dingus.
Not really. There's a tiny amount of crossover, which has even lessened over the years. Most BL books are from rando hacks that they hire for cheap to churn out shit from guys who have never even spoken to the current knock-off developer team at GW let alone the actual original creators of the setting.

SniperGod
SniperGod

I know that but what about chapter tactics?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Works fine with IG codex and Pask on Cadia in shadowsword.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

astartes aren't just strong senpai, they're perfectly in control of their strength.

multiply that by primarch and add elf magic. if worst comes to worst and that doesn't work we've always got the nuclear option.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

castrate
sometimes they are mentioned to be chem-gelded. Which is only necessary if they are intact and fully functional.
The HH book series also has a remembrancer swoon over an Astartes taking a shower.

Thing is they are mentally conditioned to kill stuff. They don't do fucking.
Except Lucas the Trickster. That was a rather infantile recent addidtion to the Space Wolves whose entire background story was 'had group sex once'.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

"dude the website stated as an anime website that means I can shit up other boards with anime"

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Galactus could easily roll the emperor
Marvel power levels are probably the only ones more retarded than 40k

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Ynnari codex

Pfahahahahhahahaha

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

youtube.com/watch?v=9A76qePV7GY

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Except Lucas the Trickster
he had sex before he became SM

King_Martha
King_Martha

Lies. 40K novel events get mentioned in the codexes. Like the Path of the Dark Eldar characters/events and the Mars series.

Spamalot
Spamalot

You again?

girlDog
girlDog

He doesn't like Polynesian stop motion animation on a Polynesian stop motion animation website

happy_sad
happy_sad

Anyone have the Invasion Swarms painting guide pdf? Not in the mega and I want to see the schemes in it. Court of the Nephilim King and a few others.

takes2long
takes2long

they hire
Who hires them?

w8t4u
w8t4u

F

likme
likme

grrr I'm a minority who doesn't like what most people here like, you should all respect my sensibilities!

Methnerd
Methnerd

Blood Angels Codex predictions?

Emberburn
Emberburn

What is the most badly designed new model?
pic highly related

Evilember
Evilember

what most people here like,
It seems like most people here actually don't like anime or at the very least aren't proud about liking it(as God intended).

Firespawn
Firespawn

Not really. There's a tiny amount of crossover, which has even lessened over the years.

That's the opposite of what Laurie Goulding said. He says that BL editors and writers are made to write GW studio content like codexes and lorebooks. This annoyed the hell out of him since he had work in the BL line to finish and he had no experience in editing codex but had to do it.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

The Sanguinor is pregnant

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

wew. you're a braver man than I

F

StonedTime
StonedTime

Makes sense. If you let astartes keep their favorite toy from when they were men, they might be tempted to play with it.

And playing with it draws the attention of slaanesh and it's minions.

No tallywhacker, no problems. It also removes a critical weakspot in the male anatomy. No balls, no reason to buckle in pain because your balls got hit.

TechHater
TechHater

why are people annoyed by grown men posting anime girls in a thread for this western tabletop game?

FastChef
FastChef

play SoB since 4th
epic battles and stories with jump canoness
WD Codex drops
canoness can't take jump pack and Celestine is cheaper
Celestine continues to outshine
canoness can't even ride with Dominions anymore
I'd love to make a character, but GW doesn't want me to

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Basically index + strategems and shit

And Sanguinius coming back of course. Last primarch was traitor, so the next one has to be a loyalist, and considering BA will be the only loyalists getting a codex the coming months...

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

And playing with it draws the attention of slaanesh and it's minions.
No, that would just be excess.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I still maintain that the stormpotato is much worse.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Still doesn't hold a candle to the champ.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Sanguinius coming back
haha haha, no, not happening

happy_sad
happy_sad

Makes no sense. It says slept around a lot. A prepubescent kid won't be that sexually active.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Autists are easily triggered when they think they are in a safe space

takes2long
takes2long

Was that a pentagon wars poster?
I can only assume the repulsor will be filled with goats from the new model release :^)

hairygrape
hairygrape

A prepubescent kid won't be that sexually active
are you sure?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

The derpknight was the first in a long line of derpy looking models for marines wasn't it? Something of a primogenitor of shit.

Methshot
Methshot

"Oh yeah!" groaned the happy Ork, he could hardly believe that he was finally raping the gorgeous human guardwoman he'd lusted after so much. Her blowjobs were great, but fucking her was all together even more satisfying.
Once again the guardwoman found herself being enthusiastically hammered from both ends. Gorgrime was pummelling at her pussy like a jackhammer, his cock ramming its way deep into her pussy as he clutched at her ass cheeks with both hands. At the same time she was having difficulty breathing as Skagutz did his best to choke her with his cock, thrusting the thick organ deep across her tongue and into her throat with each lustful lunge of his loins. The Ork's balls slapped her chin rapidly as they swung beneath his humping cock.

"We oughta do dis again tonite," Skagutz said to his new best friend Gorgrime as he face fucked the gorgeous guardswoman.

Evelyn grimaced at the comment as best she could with her mouth stretched around his pumping green Ork cock.

"Definitely!" agreed Gorgrime. "Iz gunna give 'er ass a go," he said, pulling his dick out of her thoroughly fucked pussy. "She owes me some anal afta interrupt'n ma WAAAGH."

Evelyn moaned as she felt the tip of the Ork's penis press against her asshole. Gorgrime grabbed her firm buttocks and pulled them apart as he pushed forward, his hard cock surging up inside her rear passage.
"Dis iz a sweet moment!" breathed Gorgrime as he squeezed his dick up inside the guardswoman's tight ass.

Skagutz had briefly stopped fucking Evelyn's mouth and was watching in awe as Gorgrime buggered the beautiful human woman. The Ork started to hump against Evelyn, driving his cock deep into her rectum with each thrust, his cock practically squeaking; she was so tight.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

the dreadknight can at least be converted to be alright

Emberburn
Emberburn

Aren't Space Wolves recruited a little older? Having often proven themselves in battle and what not on Fenris?

Evilember
Evilember

dipshit, they'd hype something like that up if it were true.

the furries are the only relevent marines without a dex now. so obviously russ is next or we're being rused.

RavySnake
RavySnake

And Sanguinius coming back of course
You shut your whore mouth. He's dead and will remain dead dammit.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Do you know what age prepubescent refers to?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Sadly this is not what the rumour mill has been suggesting.

JunkTop
JunkTop

you're being

Russed

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

so can the repulsor

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Utter shite.

whereismyname
whereismyname

The only reason ADB gets shat on is because he writes Chaos well, and people hate that.

Abaddon dindu nuffin, he a gud boi
Why didn't daddy love me?
Primarchs a shit
Random asshole Mary Sue is stronger than Magnus because reasons
Unironic Dark Eldar waifu living in the Eye of Terror
"Well"

Illusionz
Illusionz

The Black Library suits.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

nah, better but still looks shit

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

proceeds to shitpost

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Thanks bro, I fapped

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

russed

King_Martha
King_Martha

Kids start becoming space marines at what 12-14?
When I was 14 I had sex with a 19 year old neighbor five or six times, all the equipment seemed to work fine for me
But it might be different for dudes

girlDog
girlDog

If you leave off all the optional boxes it’s just a hover land raider with a turret, can’t find much to bitch about that.

The Real king is the storm surge. What were they thinking?

farquit
farquit

But isn't he really dead? Like really fucked murdered by Horus? A lot of other Primarchs disappeared or where shut down in such a way as to make resurrection somewhat believable.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Get two starter kits and two fireblades solid basic army right there

5mileys
5mileys

Yeah, the way people in every thread use chinese cartoon reaction images really supports this claim
Especially how only once in a blue moon a single guy like the one above complains

iluvmen
iluvmen

Aleya is the best 40k waifu in at least the past 5 years.

Inmate
Inmate

To be fair the standard recruitment age is 10-12 years old, a 12 year can definitely be very sexually active and specially in a basic and demanding society like Fenrisian and that is not taking into account that Space Wolf recruitment takes them a bit older since they have to be tested in battle, so a 15 year Lucas being a man-whore is not that unbelievable.

hairygrape
hairygrape

that was... heretical

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

The aesthetics pretty trash. 40k isn't meant to be steampunk. Beastmen were in rogue trader though

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

give cawl a break, look what he had to work with

Snarelure
Snarelure

Fuck you I like them

Emberburn
Emberburn

And who are the Black Library suits? Pro-tip:
It's GW.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Actually the rumour mill has been suggesting pretty heavily that Sangy is not coming back.

The source that told us Mortarion was coming way back also did not have Sang listed on the returning Primarchs list, and Gav Thorpe on reddit just very recently confirmed that he has zero chance of returning in 40k.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

yeah, he ded, if GW does bring him back it will be certifiable grade A bullshit

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Yeah friendly reminder Romeo and Juliet were 13 and 14, in different socioties stud age where you start banging is different

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Abaddon dindu nuffin, he a gud boi

He just writes Abaddon as a deeper character but he doesn't whitewash his evil.

Why didn't daddy love me?

Projection.

Random asshole Mary Sue is stronger than Magnus because reasons

Khayon is the closet sorcerer to Ahriman's level by Ahriman's own admission. His expertise is daemon binding and assassination. Perfect for taking down a daenmon primarch with enough prep time. Basically the same way Ahriman took down Be'lakor.

Unironic Dark Eldar waifu living in the Eye of Terror

She was banished from the Dark City and was hunted by her kin. The Eye of Terror is the only place they would think twice before that came after her.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Makes me wonder what it was, now

FastChef
FastChef

Here's what's going to happen
Sanguinius has returned! But how!?
You thought him slain fighting Horus? Perhaps so!
While his soul has passed on, his body, which had been ensconced by the Blood Angels has been repaired by the greatest magos of Mars Cawl himself!
Through some arcane methods The Sanquinor/Mephiston has shed his mortal body and inhabited that of the former primarch!
While they only control a fraction of Sanguinius former strength, they are still powerful beyond compare! The primarch is dead, long live the primarch!

JunkTop
JunkTop

Not the GW writers, dumbass.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

so, who is on the return list?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

There's always an idiot that'll eat up shit.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Are you implying 13 and 14 isn't the age people start banging in our society? Are you a wizard?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

But it might be different for dudes

cum2soon
cum2soon

I hate Cawl. how do Admech players feel about him?

takes2long
takes2long

Tell me, How long can /your dudes/ move in frozen time user?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Are Tau, Orks, and Crons the only non-soup armies available?

Techpill
Techpill

Sorry to go against your reddit consensus
r/warhammer

Snarelure
Snarelure

dudes become sexually mature later than dudettes. also on the off chance that that story isn't complete horseshit know that my armour is contempt, my shield is disgust and my sword is hatred

Skullbone
Skullbone

Just because your priest touched you doesn't mean it happens to everyone else user

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Doesn't really matter when there's billions of them. You'll die purely from caloric deficit even if none of them so much as scratch you. But they have plenty of weapons that can do a whole lot more than just scratch.

RavySnake
RavySnake

wojack is /pol/
are you legit just retarded or am I falling for bait by responding to your dumb ass

Spamalot
Spamalot

Angron and Russ are the only two left that are confirmed by reliable rumour leakers, although it would be silly to think Lion and Fulgrim aren't coming eventually, which I guess means there is a possibility of Sanguinius, but given all the hints that he's not coming back, as opposed to the hints for Lion and Fulgrim that they ARE, I don't believe it until I see it in Sangs case.

askme
askme

hover land raider with no real modifications apart from hovering tech
You do realise how ridiculous that is as a concept though right?

hairygrape
hairygrape

reddit consensus
no they're honestly just shit, assault marines do a better job for less points

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

priest
implying 13 year olds aren't fucking other 13 year olds
Are you really this blatantly ignorant

Skullbone
Skullbone

You realize the original Lands Raider hovered and had a turret right?

Tracks are for gays

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

functionally zero time unless my archons been hiding a war in heaven relic up his asshole...

actually that sounds suitably deldar to be plausible

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Just because it doesn't fit your head canon doesn't make it canon, turbo-autist. BL is part of GW, what they make is canon, like it or not.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

If it's contradicted by writing from better writers that's directly in the Codexes, it's not canon. Better luck next time.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

the worst unit in codex space marines does a better job shooting than the unit that chapter approved just made more efficient at shooting than both double AC razorbacks and quad heavy bolter dreadnoughts

The absolute state of manlet players on /40kg/

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

please don't talk like that user, you're scaring me

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Yes. For now.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Surely you have an example? No? Well then

Spamalot
Spamalot

fun

If your opponent spammed plasma and antitank you lose by turn 2. If not and they brought a casual list then you probably win by turn 2 unless they outplay you for objectives. If they brought a horde you're super fucked too.

I'd go with "no" but I love termis so do it anyway

cum2soon
cum2soon

Put up or shut up time.

massdebater
massdebater

Quick story time:
have no drivers license or car because never bothered because a. i bike everywhere b. car is too expensive and a hassle
warhammer friends used to drive me to warhammer night so i could bring my vehicles and other big models
both warhammer friends move away
stuck playing <1500p games with no vehicles that can't fit in a case that can be strapped on my bike
basically stuck playing my DG because my Ork army is vehicle heavy
games are much less fun now because less # and variety models and no friends
how do i fix this guys?

likme
likme

The OG land raiders don't have fucking weird half-profile turrets and also weighed a literal shit tone, whats the point of designing a completely new vehicle if you're not going to modify the armour beyond a tracked tank, and still leave room for the tracks on a transport vehicle
inb4 they used the track room for the hover shit
Why didn't they just mod a land speeder to not be a death trap

Techpill
Techpill

wait really did they? I knew about the Hover Rhino but didn't know the hover raider had been developed beyond something that probably once existed but FW will come up with a cool near transport for the custodes instead

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Public transportation/find a new ride/Uber or Lyft/ taxis/be a fucking adult and get a car.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Probably pretty long, given they're Necrons. And conveniently knife-proof, too.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Chapter Approved hasn't released yet dumbfuck.
Why? Is GW shilling primaris that hard in Chapter Approved that I haven't seen yet? Or are you just talking out your ass about an objectively bad unit because you like it?

SniperGod
SniperGod

a scooter or motorcycle?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Catch the bus.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Be a big boy and get a car.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Why does she look so much like Sephiroth?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Become an adult and stop working at McDonalds you literal fucking child

FastChef
FastChef

veekyforums.com/thread/56399163/games
Oh look, a mad autist who still thinks bullying happens because the other kids are 'evil'

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I can't figure out if the Manta is any good. Can any Tau players chime in with their thoughts on the new rules for it?

I don't play tau btw I was going to buy one for a family member

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

i own 2 warhammer armies but can't be assed to get a car

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

That's just how Mustard Seeds looks.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Are you english ASL? This is an American board

Arkhan Land’s Raider, upon which all land raiders were based upon, hovered and had an awesome vulkite turret.

It could also fit a custodes dreadnought inside plus bananamen, so suffice it to say it was big.

Custodes had hover rhinos but mac daddy Land had the good shit to himself.

Booteefool
Booteefool

God I fucking wish there was a way to get the info of those Epic 30k people. Their stuff looks amazing.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Hey guys, trying to decide between doing Raven Guard and Crimson Fists.

Currently have a slew of infantry both regular and primaris with a few flyers and smaller tanks.

My group has a mix of Sallies, Guard x2, Eldar, Orks, Death Guard and Word Bearers.

What chapter do you think would be most fun?

King_Martha
King_Martha

das cute

farquit
farquit

Still boggles my mind that there are adults with no car.

5mileys
5mileys

move to bongland. stores as far as the eye can see.

hope you don't mind the food tho

takes2long
takes2long

Public transportation.

iluvmen
iluvmen

4/8 players in meta are Marines
literally half
tfw game night

likme
likme

hey did you guys know a custodes with guardian spear has the exact same average damage output against a deathshroud terminator as a meganob with two killsaws

costs 11 points less tho

shits lit

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

The points changes in chapter approved leaked last week you tourettes spewing retard. Inceptors went from 60 to 45 each, making them second only to aggressors in space marine infantry shooting.

Given the fact that you compared them to assault marines for some dumb fucking reason, I’m given to reason you’re a retard who doesn’t actually play this game.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Some areas benefit/suffer from owning a car more than others.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Here's food for thought:
The Repulsor is basically the Bradley.

TreeEater
TreeEater

buy a manta for a family member

A MANTA

buy him a tigershark when the new model comes out. he might actually get to use it in big point games.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

To explain, most of us have two armies (some more)

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

they're also S and T5 and have a 6 inch move because they're not a filthy xeno.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

which is also the same damage output of said meganob versus a custodes with storm shield

the wonders of math

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I might be retarded but isnt that just three slices of bread?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

comparing jump pack primaris to jump pack marines is retarded
The only retard here is you, but congratulations on your shitty models being points efficient once CA drops. Being points efficient doesn't make up for how stupid they look.

Booteefool
Booteefool

He just writes Abaddon as a deeper character but he doesn't whitewash his evil.
Lol, Abaddon the brotherly, tortured soul out to save humanity in between in his random bouts of murdering billions of them out of butthurt would like a word.

Khayon is the closet sorcerer to Ahriman's level by Ahriman's own admission.
Lol, the fact that you can unironically say this and not see the problem says it all really.

Projection
His dad treated him like shit, ergo all characters without exception in his books share his massive daddy issues.

She was banished from the Dark City and was hunted by her kin. The Eye of Terror is the only place they would think twice before that came after her.
Because going there while Eldar means every daemon in ten thousand light years will mob you more or less immediately and will never stop until you're a snack.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

It's a turd sandwich. A turdwich, if you want.

viagrandad
viagrandad

ya it's kinda bullshit. custard players complain but statistically they not only beat but are also more cost efficient than most teqs from paladins to deathshrouds

happy_sad
happy_sad

meganob was good last edition
meganob is bad this edition
didn't see that coming

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Not really. The bradley has no chance in hell of destroying a main battle tank outside of it's missiles. Which are strictly HEAT warheads that have a high rate of failure against reactive armor, visual-infrared smoke screens, and close in weapon systems. Not to mention their cost and the potential for failure.

There's a reason why the abrams isn't being replaced by bradleys or any other light/medium IFV. The "simple" cannon still gets the job done more reliably and for cheaper.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Throwing knives at a group of muscular and possibly gay man is not the same as throwing a knife at power armor.
He would get shredded by bolter fire after his 6 seconds.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

adb writes chaos like ward writes ultramarines, but you got a point with the guardsman shit

Emberburn
Emberburn

what chaos daemon is that?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

So if ogryn's and ratlings are ok, where exactly does the imperium draw the line between mutant and abhuman?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Can't destroy mbt outside random AT weapons strapped on
High failure rate to destroy the mbt with the AT before being disabled anyway
Extremely expensive
shit troop carrying capacity despite being designed as a troop carrier
won't replace any of the main sources of AT as a source of AT
seems about right desu

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Spagethlios The Entangler

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Don't know about you lot but I think English food is great. I mean it's French or Japanese cuisine but it's practical and cheap.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Is that a JoJo reference?

Lunatick
Lunatick

funny thing: meganob and custard kill each other in exactly the same amount of turns, total mutually assured destruction

unless the custodes packs a sentinel blade + storm shield in which case it can 1v2 the meganobz while costing less

why the fuck are meganobz t4

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

*its NOT French of Japanese cuisine

King_Martha
King_Martha

gaze upon britains mastery of the culinary arts colonial savages, and despair

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

if theres one thing I'm envious of its american food.

not your bread tho, brit breads far superior

askme
askme

Except the repulsor can lay down serious anti-tank fire. It has no problems destroying vehicles. Nor any problem surviving.

It does have problems being affordable. It costs entirely too many points for the damage it can do.

It's more like the F22. It can get the job done, no question about it. But when the enemy can field 20 jets that can each accomplish 60% of what the F22 can accomplish, you lose the numbers game.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I'm assuming nobody lives in the northern territory.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Nobody that is worth mentioning.

Firespawn
Firespawn

yeah, the F22 is a more apt descriptor, its good at everything and so expensive its simply not economical to field.

Flameblow
Flameblow

most of the parts where there's no magpie attacks are uninhabited desert

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Well that's certainly...something.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

not your bread tho, brit breads far superior
American bread is oppressive. Most bread here is basically inedible. Nobody bakes bread either. Fuck nobody even knows how to bake bread, one of the fundamental skills of being a civilized human is completely absent.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Most people don't have time to bake bread anymore.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich
It's just two slices of bread and one slice of buttered toast with fucking salt? What the fuck is this ghetto trash?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

That's what I meant. I'm just retarded.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Toast_sandwich

Jesus christ, reminds me that there's people out there that think New York's Buttered roll is some sort of unique culinary concept and part of NY identity or some shit, its literary a butter sandwich.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

How much does it cost?
I bet leman russ annihilator with hull lascannon can do far better for far cheaper. As a bonus it has its twinlinked lascannon on the turret instead of in the hull.

MPmaster
MPmaster

according to their goverment they're not british and want to stay a part of the EU for those sweet farming subsidies.

if they're not british then they don't get a spot on british memes

Spamalot
Spamalot

For as much "burger" shit as america gets. They sure do have shit bread and shit
>>>>>>>>>>>>>""""""""""""""""""""""cheese""""""""""""""""""""""

happy_sad
happy_sad

Most people don't have time to bake bread anymore.
Incorrect.

nydailynews.com/life-style/average-american-watches-5-hours-tv-day-article-1.1711954

takes2long
takes2long

lr is 239 points
repulsor is 210
How the fuck can they justify this as being balanced, it seems like the laziest shit to just make an objectively better unit and reduce the armour save by one and say "yeah its fair"

askme
askme

As a baker I can say that shit takes way too long for any normal person

Although the result is always better

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Isn't 'murican bread filled to the brim with sugar? I mean, sweet white bread has its place, but not for every meal.
Dark rye bread a best. Fite me faggets.

Skullbone
Skullbone

as an american Ive grown used to our highly processed foods. Except the processed cheese, that shit is literally just plastic.

Flameblow
Flameblow

The cheese here ranges from utter dogshit to master tier.
t. wisconsin

FastChef
FastChef

Jokes on them, I spend those 5 hours looking and hentai and tugging on my dick.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

thats american cheese?

god help me, is this how the french feel?

Illusionz
Illusionz

I run either double butcher cannons or double c-beams on the contemptors. Leviathan is usually double butcher cannons for 32 shots with fire frenzy. Other two options kinda suck unless you drop-pod him in since the range is so small.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Do you guys think these heads would be good for an Iron Warriors army? Or are they a bit too not-grimdark?

I want an iron warriors army so bad but i fucking hate the default CSM helmets, if any of you guys know good alternatives I'd love to hear it

Soft_member
Soft_member

Isn't 'murican bread filled to the brim with sugar?
I think it is, but it's also been awhile since I've eaten any bread that me or a family member made.
Dark rye bread a best.
Good lad
God I hate American cheese. Saw my brother put some on his fucking Apple Pie. I nearly slapped him.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Literally the only place in the world that yellow vomit is legally allowed to be called cheese is america.

Everywhere else in the world it's called processed dairy product, or >american singles

Techpill
Techpill

Stay away from the cities. The amerifat joke exists for a reason

Snarelure
Snarelure

Cheese
Apple Pie

Tell your brother to stop embracing the American Meme, he's embarrassing me

RavySnake
RavySnake

Rye bread

this is proof that no matter our differences. the spirit of humanity rests within each of our hearts.

you are my bothers, now and forever.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Yes, but it's not even very sweet tasting. Sliced bread like pic related doesn't really have much taste, it's just a sticky sponge of gluten. If you stick a piece in your mouth it turns into literal slime after getting wet with saliva. I grew up eating pic related and it disgusts me that people willingly buy and consume this filth.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

dont remind me pls.

StonedTime
StonedTime

We have wrapped cheese slices in Australia too but it doesn't look like that. Why's it so dark?

DeathDog
DeathDog

cities
He doesn't know about semi-rural suburbs where all there is to eat is Dairy Queen and people get "groceries" from a Family Dollar or Dollar General.

FastChef
FastChef

I wish he wasn't our only character, it would be nice to field something other than store brand Cawl or an enginseer if I want to play a list that's not Mars. I honestly can't think of another faction besides GSC with fewer unique characters than us

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

What are the most RULES OF NATURE moments in 40k fluff?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Too much yellow dye

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Do you guys think these heads would be good for an Iron Warriors army?
No they look way to taticool for 40k
if any of you guys know good alternatives I'd love to hear it
The Betrayal at Calth set?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Behemoth warlord trait: on 6 to wound, deal +1 damage in melee

Toxin sacs: on a 6 to wound, deal +1 damage in melee

Reaper of Obliterax: on a 6 to wound, double damage

Flyrant warlord with reaper and toxin sacs rolls up with 4 2+ to hit, S6 AP-2 D3 hits that score 10 DAMAGE ON 6's TO WOUND.

Scythes of Tyran do fun stuff with this as well. 5D on 6's to wound, with a bonus attack (and more on 6's to hit) as well as being -3AP

Supergrass
Supergrass

Honestly I think Mk3 helmets fit them best. These seem too, like you said, non-grimdark.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Annatto.

Lunatick
Lunatick

They add sugar for the yeast because it raises faster because ain't got time for that shit in murica.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Chaos warrior helmets from Age of Sigmar

King_Martha
King_Martha

If I was going to build an Iron warriors army I'd build it kitbashed out of Mark III and mark IV kits. keep that chaos corruption at bay.

viagrandad
viagrandad

You double and then add.

Inmate
Inmate

those swords
I wish I could blend that well where it doesn't take me 3 hours for a single sword.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

you are my bothers, now and forever.
Ahem brother.
embracing the American Meme
Okay whats up with that? When I asked him why he did it he said it was the "American way". It sounds fucking disgusting.

Techpill
Techpill

Multiplication happens before addition, so Reaper does 8 Damage on 6's to Wound.

Scythes of Tyran is objectively better and the only reason to ever run Reaper instead is if you aren't taking Behemoth.

Snarelure
Snarelure

GW paint is water based right? My dog really likes to drink my paint water so I always let him have it, and sometimes he pukes or has diarrhea but that's only when she gets more than 1 cup.

Is there something in the paint that dogs are attracted to or something? I mean she've never gone after the actual pots, or even the models freshly painted, but she really likes the water.

SniperGod
SniperGod

I think they look good. Similar to the one in pic related. Give it that tacticalness that the Iron Warriors have.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

kharn killing a imperial knight in a 1v1 was pretty fucking metal.

doubly so because he used to be able to do that shit on the tabletop too.

not sure if he still can tho...

StonedTime
StonedTime

No one fucking puts cheese on Apple Pie. Anywhere. Get him to a hospital and get his brain scanned.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

8 damage, I think. IDK exact wording but usually it follows math order of x2 coming before +2

However that’s still tight as fuck, totally badass

eGremlin
eGremlin

I've never had American processed cheese but I'm in a weird position of enjoying fancy cheeses while still being able to enjoy eating processed cheese, at least cheese stringers and sliced cheese anyway, but those are both Bega which I think is just Australian.

JunkTop
JunkTop

that world eaters helmet is the most retarded shit I've ever seen.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

My dog really likes to drink my paint water so I always let him have it, and sometimes he pukes or has diarrhea but that's only when she gets more than 1 cup.

Nojokur
Nojokur

What in the fuck would posses someone to give a pet paints to drink?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

it looks like the angry meme face from those old rage comics

King_Martha
King_Martha

I think it looks pretty hotheaded

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

I said not the paint pots themselves retard just the water. She's always such a pain in the ass going for it and if I fight her she ends up knocking over it so I let her have it.

Obviously dog does not drink straight paint.

5mileys
5mileys

The fuck is wrong with Anglo countries. Why do they eat this shit? Like American cheese and british "sausage"

dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1235884/The-great-British-bangers-fat-New-study-identifies-worst-value-sausages.html

Inmate
Inmate

Annatto is a seed that adds color and flavor.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Are you guys sure? I thought I read that the additions happen before doubling. Like in the case of the CSM ichor vial of strength or whatever that gives +1S and then a powerfist for x2S. The addition happens before the multiplication and he becomes S10.

Techpill
Techpill

BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO BLO

Methshot
Methshot

paint pigments are toxic.
they're gonna end up in lymph nodes and stay there.
If you haven't poisoned your dog before it dies of cancer I'd be surprised.

Asshole.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Why does every space marine i've seen drawn in pencil look like fucking mark strong?

Emberfire
Emberfire

SIdebar on pg 175.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Oh you're right then its probably ok to mix lead paint in with water and let my kids drink it

Train your fucking retarded pet, its a dog, fucking smack it across the nose if it doesnt listen

WebTool
WebTool

I'm so glad I live right in the middle of europe, not being a yuropoor slav or anything. And living in a country where our emperor enjoyed a good meal, and subsequently a lot of recipes were copied for the commoners.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

yea but I don't know what flavour

TechHater
TechHater

QUESTION TIME YOU OPINIONATED FA/TG/UYS

Who was/is the most interesting Primarch?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

slightly nutty, sweet and peppery

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Meat
32%
Fat 12%
Salt 1%

45%
The fuck is the other 55% if it's only 32% meat?

Illusionz
Illusionz

32% meat
12% fat
1% salt

W-what in the other 55% ?!?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

interesting
GW came up with 18 different archetypes to please different people.

Depends on what you find interesting.
Pointless argument starter etc...

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

you are aware that while tabletop paint is non toxic it's a plastic that will clump in the intestines. if my bathroom sink gets clogged after a while what do you think it'll do to an animal? vomiting after drinking water is not a good sign

Soft_member
Soft_member

Boss Zagstruk losing his legs to a Dreadnought, then bit the fucking thing's own legs off and had them made into prosthetics for himself complete with built in power klaws.

farquit
farquit

Ground wheat rusk.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

probably got a fuckload of herbs and spices or some shit
I've had sausages that tasted like they were more pepper than meat

idontknow
idontknow

advocating animal abuse

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

The fuck is wrong with Anglo countries.

A lack of farming and neighborhood culture, there arent bakeries in anglo countries because they have been made extinct by processed foods or massed farming in general. Most countries still have the local bakery or local butcher shop while anglo countries simply dont because its just not in their culture even though , in the case of America, they have huge farmland but its all there to fuel large chains of food process. Anglo culture is not one of local stuff but large urban folk that need to be fed so everything must be uniform and en masse and its been this way since modern cities became a thing in the 1800s.

Emberfire
Emberfire

If it's a plastic how does it adhere to other plastic without the use of glue?

DeathDog
DeathDog

I've worked at a factory making sausages in britain for a little bit.

if you're gonna buy sausages over there make sure you buy M&S

in other sausages when you discover particulates in the sausage meat during inspection the last hour batch has to be thrown out. M&S throws out a whole days worth of the stuff.

they also demand hourly tests of the metal detector and if it fails to read even one of the fifteen test plates incorrectly the entire last hours work has to be lashed.

they swab for bacteria every day when other companies only ask for once a fortnight, and after your testing you have to send of the swabs to M&S for their labs to to THEIR testing before they'll even put the sausages on the shelf.

the quality M&S demands is simply obscene compared to their competitors. they even make you use their meat instead of your average supplier.

if anyones ever in bongland and is buying sausages. buy them from M&S

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

God, bottomless pit was so good

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Smack it across the nose doesn't mean hit it as hard as you can it's more of a light tap.
Have you never owned a dog before? Discipline them so they know not to do certain things while rewarding them for being good dogs other times.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Yep. Lived in japan for a few years.

There was a small bakery that the owner lived above less than a block away from my place. I ate there literally every single day for 2 years. Usually grabbing something for breakfast, sometimes a loaf for dinner, or some pastries for desert etc.

And this was in the middle of tokyo, on the yamanote line about a block away from nishinippori. I mean it was a residential district, but city nonetheless.

Then you're in america and everyone acts like bakeries are a niche hipster thing, or a quaint rural relic.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Dorn. He gets shit done

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

What would be the fluffiest marine chapter to run alongside custodes?

Snarelure
Snarelure

Damn I guess since its modifying the damage characteristic it would double the 3 damage before dealing the extra damage?

Toxin sacs don't say that the attack deals +1 damage, but says "Any wound rolls of 6+ in the Fight phase for a model with toxin sacs cause 1 additional damage." Which I guess is a +1. Same wording on the behemoth trait too. Then reaper says "On a wound roll of 6+, this weapon inflicts double damage." So it would be multiplication.

So how does the S10 Chaos lord work?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Imperial Fists

Evilember
Evilember

Ultramarines.

WebTool
WebTool

Are there any decent books on the Macharius crusade?

DeathDog
DeathDog

How would you fight a list like this using codex space marines?

++ Battalion Detachment +3CP (Tyranids) [121 PL, 1999pts] ++

+ HQ +

Broodlord [8 PL, 162pts]: Monstrous Rending Claws

Broodlord [8 PL, 162pts]: Monstrous Rending Claws

Hive Tyrant [11 PL, 188pts]: Monstrous Rending Claws, Toxin Sacs, Two Devourers with Brainleech Worms, Wings

+ Troops +

Genestealers [16 PL, 240pts]: 5x Acid Maw
. . 20x Genestealer: 20x Rending Claws

Genestealers [16 PL, 240pts]: 5x Acid Maw
. . 20x Genestealer: 20x Rending Claws

Genestealers [16 PL, 240pts]: 5x Acid Maw
. . 20x Genestealer: 20x Rending Claws

Genestealers [16 PL, 240pts]: 5x Acid Maw
. . 20x Genestealer: 20x Rending Claws

Hormagaunts [6 PL, 100pts]: 20x Hormagaunt

Termagants [6 PL, 64pts]: 16x Termagant (Fleshborer)

+ Heavy Support +

Carnifexes [6 PL, 126pts]
. . Carnifex: Enhanced Senses, Heavy Venom Cannon, Spore Cysts, Two Deathspitters with Slimer Maggots

Carnifexes [6 PL, 126pts]
. . Carnifex: Enhanced Senses, Heavy Venom Cannon, Spore Cysts, Two Deathspitters with Slimer Maggots

Carnifexes [6 PL, 111pts]
. . Carnifex: 2x Monstrous Scything Talons, Adrenal Glands, Bone Mace, Spore Cysts, Toxin Sacs, Tusks

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Brits still have local butcher's, but what bakeries we do have tend to be chains of some description. we do have bakeries in the good supermarkets that'll sell you fresh bread for a premium.

still most people are too impatient to make it themselves, for fucks sake I got my mother an automated bread maker and I literally don't think she's ever used it.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Can someone explain conversion to a noob? Getting into orks, and I don't quite get it. Can I really just take any vehicle and run it, assuming I make it look proppa?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

What makes you think the str 10 chaos lord works?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

There's even a trilogy about it. But that's the only one I can think of.

whereismyname
whereismyname

theres a bloody series about him, go buy it off amazon or something

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Most homemade bread is garbage as well as nobody buys good flour.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Sadly, he lacks the Strength value. Deals 6.66 wounds to a Knight on average. If you toss Diabolic Strength his way it ups to a considerable 11.66, but he'll hate you for it. With Fury of Khorne he has a fair shot at one-rounding it, assuming that it lets him fight a total of 4 times as opposed to 3 (RAW seems to point the other way, though).

But! Even if it doesn't, Kharn with Diabolic Strength, Veterans of the Long War and Fury of Khorne does 23.33 wounds to a Knight in one round of combat, having a pretty good shot at killing it. Toss in Death to the False Emperor, WE legion tactic and maybe his plasma pistol and yeah, it's possible! Costs 4CP and a psyker in another detachment usually since Khorne don't fuck with sorcery but hey, you're going for broke here.

hairygrape
hairygrape

How do you feel about him as a character in general? You know the whole "I am the best magus who improved upon the Space Marines and Healed Guilliman." thing

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Why is this not a thing anymore, this is fucking great

EC literally getting coke injected into their eyebrows
AL full tacticool
IW looking like a construction crew
WB the living birthday cake

Evilember
Evilember

Just found out the average work week in Australia was 28 hours. Lol no wonder these faggots cry about not having enough money.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Generally yeah. Go to GW's website and look at the trukk page. Like half the fan images are looted shit. Just make sure that it's close in size to what you want it to count as. It's okay to be bigger than the original, it's usually not okay to be smaller.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

sounds about right

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Protip: Sourdough.
Also, there are bread spices and herbs, like caraway, fennel, anise and coriander.
Giving the yeast and sourdough enough time to work their miracles is also helpful. Not to mention steaming in the oven for the most delicious, crunchy crust.

Fuck I need to bake bread again

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

No you can't run the vehicle under the rules for the other army. Full looted wagon rules have been gone for a long, long time. What you can do it take almost vehicle add some orky bits and use it as a Trukk, War Buggy, Wartrakk, Battlewagon, etc. Whichever you feel is most appropriate, using the rules for that model from the Ork Index.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Heavily modded berserk semi-human rampages through a bunch of robots, cutting them to shreds and enjoying it immensely. Yeah, checks out.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Sourdough is an investment, most people aren't going to bother unless they make bread really often.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Okay whats up with that? When I asked him why he did it he said it was the "American way". It sounds fucking disgusting.
It's not, he's a freak of nature that should be locked away

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

They're really not very interesting in general. I'd say Magnus, Lorgar and Perturabo hold some ground in seeing their downfalls in quite human ways, which is more that can be said for morons like Horus. Guilliman might be as vanilla as they come, but at least seeing him cope with the idiocy of the 40k Imperium is interesting. Most of the loyalist ones are pretty damn bland though. Oh, Curze is a breath of fresh air, I suppose.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Has uh anyone ever sold their shit to Frontline Gaming? I want to sell off some old armies I don't play anymore and start a new one. Selling to them and getting bonus credit in their shop seems like a good idea. Anyone given it ago?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

A bunch of little warhound titans bringing down an emperor titan with fancy harpoons as it roars at them like an angry animal in Betrayer

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Dunno how the situation's like in your country, but I can literally walk 5 minutes to the next shop and buy a culture for a few cents. It's not even some fancy hipster shop, just the regular shop in my town.

FastChef
FastChef

It a weird regional thing, mainly in parts of the midwest. Ice Cream is a much more common side overall.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

You can buy them but they're not cheap.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Can't remember all the math behind it, but during the battle where Ragnar was recruited in, he was like 20 in Terra standard years. The wolves recruit a lot older than normal chapters.

probably why adds to the reason why theyre so prone to mutation.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I've always been a fan of Magnus. A fairly unique story that's pretty human and easy to relate too. He ended up working for the best god while also not exactly being gunho about the whole thing, and had some interesting lore about his soul fragments. I've got a hard on for the dust boys so might be biased though.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

mainly in parts of the midwest
See, but we grew up in the Nebraska and I had never heard about this before. He said he picked it up from Texas, where I now live, but I've still not seen it. Ice Cream hell yea, but cheese seems gross. He did say you're suppose to use Cheddar.

Methshot
Methshot

Where can I get the bits for this crozius?

Skullbone
Skullbone

some of the magpie attacks are red, and some are yellow
why?
Are the red ones fatal bird attacks, or something?

Evilember
Evilember

So why do all the daemon primarchs get so fucking big?

Are they not able to be at full power in a body that isn't the size of a fucking building and easy to hit at range?

RavySnake
RavySnake

You best part - then it crawled towards Farsight laughing, and ALLAHU AKBAR'ed in the middle of the formation.

God damn do I love Eversors. They're just so absolutely batshit insane.

TechHater
TechHater

yes, the red ones resulted in deaths.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Dub7s says Nurgle waifu....

Does such a thing exist?
Here's my bae

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Neat concept. If I played primaris in my marine army, I might consider getting a squad for very close range fire support for my actual good assault marines.

Spamalot
Spamalot

40k goes by rule of cool rather than any kind of logic

takes2long
takes2long

So why do all the daemon primarchs get so fucking big?

Because they're demi-gods of battle that have been morphed and swollen with Warp-power to be champions of Cosmic Evil, and are as much a direct representation of their patron gods strength as they are a being?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Is the thing about Magnus' soul bits canon codex canon or BL canon?

iluvmen
iluvmen

Did scout bikes become WAAC tier
Everywhere online has sold completely out of em

Inmate
Inmate

Because they're daemon princes?

Also yes how would you expect a smaller entity to hit at the same power as one 3x its size?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

He said he picked it up from Texas, where I now live, but I've still not seen it.
It is most definitely not a texan thing.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

It's fucking good. I'll bet you've never bothered to try cheddar and grapes despite that shit being a key focus in a recent Disney cartoon.

I'm so american that I'll eat shepherds pie wrapped in a flour tortilla and A1 sauce.

TreeEater
TreeEater

Are they not able to be at full power in a body that isn't the size of a fucking building and easy to hit at range?

They're Daemons. Even looking at them can kill you if you're not of pure enough faith/mental sanity, and because they're just as much immaterial as they are material they shrug off wounds like none other.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

It's codex canon.

RavySnake
RavySnake

He said he picked it up from Texas

Literally nobody in Texas would ever commit the sacrilege of putting goddamn sliced cheese on apple pie.

That's some Yankee bullshit if I ever heard it.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Stormraven assback spam with lascannon spam on the side.

FastChef
FastChef

Mortarion is only a bit bigger than Guilliman. Magnus just appears to be overcompensating.

Mind you, Primarchs in general being 12 feet tall at base is dumb as shit.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Neato. Gonna see what the TS codex says about it. They kinda ripped the good out of him, didn't they?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

So just a normal Space Marine List?

Booteefool
Booteefool

I think there's some info about it in Wrath of Magnus if you can find the old PDFs

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Part of Why Alpharius and Omegon are better, they are the same size as normal to largeish marines so they don't stick out like a sore thumb.

MPmaster
MPmaster

pretty much.

iluvmen
iluvmen

Magnus just appears to be overcompensating.
No Magnus was just always fuckhuge, he was the biggest Primarch by far even before daemonic upsizing.

Angron might be bigger now though because he got SUPERSIZED into a mega-bloodthirster, even though pre-ascension he was one of the shorter ones.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

you lads think this army is worth picking up for 650 CAD?

-Custom Display Block (you can just change the name!)
-Massive Bitz Box with Infantry, forge world, catachan, and other bitz
-Vehicle Bitz Box
-5x Custom “riot police” guardsmen conversions
-6x special weapons team (3x sniper)
-3x autocannon teams
-3x mortar teams
-20 OOP Kasrkin Storm Trooper (2x SGT with Power swords, 3x grenade launcher, 1x flamer, 2x meltagun
-1x chimera
-1x Leman russ (magnetized turret for demolisher included)
-20x UNPAINTED Infantry (2x sgt, 2x vox caster, 1x sniper, 1x heavy bolter team, 1x grenade launcher)
-Converted Platoon Command squad (uses FW bitz)
-Partially Painted Platoon HQ (2x palsma gun, medic, vox, powerfist)
-Command Squad (powerfist, missile launcher, vox caster)
-Command Squad (Painted - 2x sniper, 1x autocannon)
-Command Squad (Painted - Banner, vox, flamer, medic, power sword)
-Platoon Command Squad (plasma pistol & Power sword, 2x grenade launcher, vox)
-3x objective markers, Rambo Coversion (can also be used as priest), psyker, 5x ratlings, Master of Fleet)
-2x Infantry Squad (Painted - 1xplasma, 1x grenade launcher, 2x vox, 1x missile launcher, 2x SGT)

TreeEater
TreeEater

Wasn't Vulkan bigger?

And Angron is DEFINITELY overcompensating

Snarelure
Snarelure

I dunno then. I'll just slap his shit next time he pulls that in my house.
They kinda ripped the good out of him, didn't they?
I think "The Father" fragment is still around, but I don't remember. I just remember that "The Crimson King" has taken most of the fragments left.

RavySnake
RavySnake

650 CAD

what's that in real dollars?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Wasn't Vulkan bigger?
Maybe, but I feel like he wasn't without checking any sources.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Magnus just appears to be overcompensating.
No Magnus was just always fuckhuge, he was the biggest Primarch by far even before daemonic upsizing.
Just a reminder. Magnus, even as a mortal, had full control over his body via magic. Can't remember where I read it, but there's a bit where he supersized himself to match a Stompa and rekt'd it's shit.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

510.14 US

Booteefool
Booteefool

Tau thread said Vulkan was the biggest, but that Magnus and Dorn got into some godzilla brawl at some point.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Wasn't Vulkan bigger?
for you

Emberburn
Emberburn

I think "The Father" fragment is still around, but I don't remember. I just remember that "The Crimson King" has taken most of the fragments left.
Now that I think of it, aren't there fragments of the Emperor lying around too? Like father, like son.

Tau thread said Vulkan was the biggest, but that Magnus and Dorn got into some godzilla brawl at some point.
Naw that was Russ I think. Can't find any source for it though, just something I've heard passed around. Do know that Russ once literally screamed psykers to death, so it looks like he has some major suppressed psychic mojo.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Ravenwing giganto speeder sprue I believe

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Knight Crusader w/ Battle Cannon and Stormspear

Knight Errant w/ Ironstorn

Knight Paladin w/ Icarus Autocannon

Enginseer w/ some Relic I dunno

2x Dunecrawler w/ Neutron Laser, Smoke Launchers, and Heavy Stubber

Dunecrawler w/ Icarus Array, Smoke Launcher, and Heavy Stubber

1996 pts would you play against y/n?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

I hope the new SM codices make melee SM good. I would love a full Deathwing terminator force.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Well you should go to GW and add all the kits up and see what it is at 45%. If it is more than that its a bad deal and if its less than that its a good deal.

Spamalot
Spamalot

How about a non-guilliman list

girlDog
girlDog

I just want to go fast with plasma bikes.

Also the rule about no characters in successor chapters when we have no access to generic equivalents in GAY.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Okay Veeky Forums let's have a fun theoretical discussion.

If 40k universe operated realistically, rather than on Rule of Cool and all that usual dodge-the-question excuse bullshit, what would a realistic, fluffy Space Marine force look like? The sort you would deploy to capture a vital point, such as a void shield projector, without being totally sure of what resistance you would expect to face.

Inmate
Inmate

I'm doubtful they'd make SM melee better than Genestealers. They are currently the best fighters in the game with only real competition being berserkers.

the list works fine without girlyman, just not as OP.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Never read any of the others, but IA:Taros had Space Marines deployed as shock and awe.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Depends on the size of the engagement. Even taking only the most exaggerated of the lore regarding Marines, a company of 100 or even a full Chapter would be laughably inadequate for any real battle.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Space Marines as we know them wouldn't exist though. Your premise is flawed.

Future knights only exist when Rule of Cool is observed.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

what would a realistic, fluffy Space Marine force look like?

40k is too retarded for it to be feasible. But i think it'd be in line with ravenguard or the raptors.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

idk

Without rerolling hits and wounds, assault cannons don't actually kill that many genestealers. With 80 on the table each assback kills 3-4 a turn. 3 to hit, 3 to wound, 5++, and maybe Catalyst too to drop it to 2 dead. And i've seen a unit of genestealers pop a razorback in one turn.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Which makes total sense but my question is, specifically what units and equipment would you use to represent a realistic shock and awe SM force on the table, if the game were made to have more of a compromise between "rule of cool cartoon shit" and "hard sci fi operators operating operationally"

Illusionz
Illusionz

tough thing to deal with as DG is no warpsmith or hellwright, you may want to just fluff up a CSM legion as nurgle bois unless you really need that heavy weapon penalty reduction

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I'm doubtful they'd make SM melee better than Genestealers.
I don't want them to be better. I just want to be able to take some kind of melee without it being literally the worst option for my entire faction. Hell id just like to take some options that are specifically unique to my faction and be able to do well.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

It ends up being more expensive overall in nearly every build

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Definitely not, sorry.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

What would you consider adequate size for a real battle at this tech level?

Remember this is future warfare not WW2, even in modern day we will never see armies massing up again like we did back then, they just become an easier target that way.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

anders breivik writes the rules
kharn tabling entire armies in 1 turn comes back

Skullbone
Skullbone

Is this considered a strong list for a 1500 list? Id be playing against alot of Chaos and Orks

Firespawn
Firespawn

But future genetically-modified superhuman special forces with access to the best equipment is not an unrealistic premise at all, only the execution.

RumChicken
RumChicken

To that end, multiple Tac squads with heavy weapon in each and a razorback to lay down heavy Support, as well as copious amounts of tanks/dreadnoughts for heavy fire Support. At least, that’s how translating actual marine warfare to them would work. Lotsa flyers, tanks, and then plenty of troops to grab critical points and clear targets.

Terminators I can’t tell, either they’d be the best thing ever or totally useless irl

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I like the Epic 40k videogame's way of doing it really

You play a marine force to start the game off with to take the LZ, a demi-company or so of marines clearing a beachhead for retaking the planet from orks but after that you play with big fuckoff imperial guard forces.

50-100 marines is laughable for taking a planet but is great for taking an objective

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I run a 120 genestealer list. There really isn't much hope really.

You might as well take off your armor and wait for the implant attack.

But seriously, its a combination of using the stormravens and assbacks with chaff. Also don't shoot the unit with catalyst on it, if you failed to deny it.

terminators are on the out this edition. Plasma is just too prevalent due to its multiple uses. They should have never removed its downside on its normal profile.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Sure, don't shoot the one with catalyst is great, but the one with catalyst is up front. So chanced are the assback has to move a bit to get the weaker ones in range and so will be hitting on 4s.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Genestealers should all be running at you. You will have a target.

Techpill
Techpill

Anyway, I've fought this list before. I can definitely wipe a 20 model mob off the field turn 1 and then turn 2 I get charged. Assbacks and dreads get routinely one-rounded by stealer mobs and now with acid maws it'll be a little bit easier.

TreeEater
TreeEater

solid enough. I play chaos and if we are playing with forgeworld I could cheese you out pretty well, and if we aren't doing forgeworld then we would have a pretty even slugfest

Skullbone
Skullbone

I think Terminators would only be used for indoor insertions, like being teleported directly into the enemy VIPs stronghold to root them out. Realistically they would never be dumped out into the open to walk around outdoors on foot.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Bring in some scouts with sniper rifles and camo cloaks with a land speeder storm to deploy them and redeploy them (or to just run interference). Two teams of tactical marines in rhinos, one group with Las Cannon and Melta Gun, the other with Plasma Gun and Plasma Cannon. Then a team of 10 Intercessors with stalker bolters with their transport loaded to bear.

Captain (because this is a vital situation), Apothecary, Terminators with Assault cannon, and Ironclad Dreadnaught in a Stormraven sitting ready to deploy in case things need more power. Lt with jump pack to jump in. Group of 10 Reivers with Grav Chutes and their carbines to drop on in. Bring in Devistators with Heavy Bolters in a Razor Back with twin assault cannons. And a Stormtalon for some additonal close in air support.

eGremlin
eGremlin

I like how they were used in the first horus heresy novel. Marines were being pinned down by a strongpoint loaded down with autocannons, getting turned into mush by them. So in come the terminators just walking up to the strongpoint and then wrecking it.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Yea, i play as the list often. This is usually the strategy that gives me the most problems.

i normally end up winning though

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Anyone have that new ynnari book? there a tldr of it?

Spamalot
Spamalot

The one thing I've found that works well is tarantula turrets because they're tough enough that stealers wound them on 5s and they can still shoot while in melee.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Anyone familiar with the scion sprue? I bought a box of bits, and I can't figure out what no.50 goes with. It's the chain blade post of some gun

Techpill
Techpill

Pretty much how they operate now. It's when marines start doing things they're not designed for that it starts becoming absurd.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Pic related.

But seriously. Nurgle's waifu is Isha.

Emberfire
Emberfire

why the fuck are meganobz t4

The answer to any such question is GW hates Orks.

Space Wolf Dread vs Deff Dread activates my almonds a lot more. 4 points LESS than the Deff Dread buys you D6 dmg on attacks, a 3++ invul save, a 6+ ignore any wounds, and +1 to hit in exchange for +1 attack on the Dread. And SW players consider these to be overcosted.

WebTool
WebTool

This I like. I would add a Librarian for psyker support because in this universe you have to account for that, and a Techmarine on standby to support the armour.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Do you not have the instructions, user? Anyways, that gun thing you're talking about is the whole thing. That's a medical gun thingy.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

No they don't. All of the SW near me are in love with them and can't believe how cheap they are. I have complained about the deff dreads cost many times with them and it is obvious that orks are shafted

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Ignore the first part, missed the "box of bits" part. Anyways, still applies.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

no, it was a box of assorted bits. it just happened to have a partial scion sprue. and thanks, i thought maybe it was an underslug part of some other gun but i couldnt find any pics, apparently because i wasnt searching for the medic

Techpill
Techpill

Those two would be good additions to the force as well, probably on stand by with a group of vets in or in a Razorback to give support on the ground and pop out with everyone else.

TechHater
TechHater

Yeah more or less exactly as they work now.

Heavily armored shock troops. They get in, hammer the shit out of enemy positions, and then get out/Guard arrives before the enemy can bring their weapons to bear properly against these superhuman foes.

I'd go in hard against the shield projector. Teleport terminators in close first. Then send in some tac squads and devastators via drop pods to secure the site, maybe toss a dreadnought in there with lascannon/dreadfist. Combat air support with storm talon/raven/hawk et al. QRF will be a couple assault squads, more devastators.

Hit them hard as fast, then once the projector is destroyed get the fuck out of dodge city. Do no get mired down. High speed. Low drag.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Why are space marine veterans so boring anyway?

Veterans of hundreds of years, fought on countless worlds, against every enemy mankind can imagine. Warriors of legend.

Sternguard vets: +1 attack, can take combi weapons or a bolter with special bullets

Vanguard vets: +1 attack, can take power weapons

viagrandad
viagrandad

CSM chosen are the same

cum2soon
cum2soon

How

SniperGod
SniperGod

because spehs mahreens get so many new units that some other unit needed to be the REALLY REALLY ELITE SUPER ELITE ELITE ELITE OPERATOR unit.

RumChicken
RumChicken

can take nearly any equipment available to a normal marine on foot
has a better statline

I’m really not sure what else you’re looking for, BS/WS2+?

JunkTop
JunkTop

in exchange for +1 attack on the Dread
Both dreads have 4 attacks, unless you put extra klaws on the Deff Dread. Then it can go up to 6 attacks.

Illusionz
Illusionz

who takes a deff dread without max claws???

MPmaster
MPmaster

youtube.com/watch?v=HQDy-5IQvuU
Fluffy as fuuuuuuck

Soft_member
Soft_member

weedy gits, thats who!

viagrandad
viagrandad

leviathan or behemoth

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Both are pure melee so it takes into account the Deff Dread having 4 klaws. You could drop one klaw for a Skorcha but it's not like that makes them equal.

askme
askme

Depends on list

idontknow
idontknow

Kraken

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Why not? Guard veterans get a point of BS. Sternguard pay 3 extra points for +1A on a shooting unit and the privilege of paying more points to get different weapons.

Or just give them any kind of special rules. Something.

TechHater
TechHater

My QT, for some reason. But she plays power levels and has won her last three games against a nids player thanks to the power of a morkanaut.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Heard you were talking shit xenos

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

thinks one point different in statline and a couple more weapon options make for an interestingly differentiated unit

Marine players, everyone!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

doesn't offer an example of a interesting vet unit
retard alert.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Yeah, but it's still 4 attacks vs 6.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Depends on list

If you are Deepstriking alot of stuff then behemoth.

If you are running around alot of melee dudes or taking carnifexes then kraken

If you are bringing alot of dakka bugs then take chronos

If you don't know what to do with your guys then leviathan

Skip Hydra and gorgon in favor of the other ones.

Booteefool
Booteefool

would anyone be interested if I were to start writing a pastebin of every playable faction in the game, a short write-up of their fluff, and their general playstyle?

girlDog
girlDog

So is the Rupture Cannon the best antitank in the codex now? That many shots a turn seems insane, and its better than lascannon too now.

farquit
farquit

tell her to take all of the claws for maximum git krumpin. morkanauts are pretty cool guys too

massdebater
massdebater

exarch has a rule called sustained attack which causes 6s to explode into another hit. add in supreme disdain and have him near Karandras which each has the same rule more or less.

you'll easy be able to do 8 attacks

only if it's funny like this

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

what is the best ride for an inquisitor and his acolytes to go to war in?

Playboyize
Playboyize

I'm sure it would be very helpful to new players and they would appreciate Veeky Forums putting the time in to get shit done.

Techpill
Techpill

1d4chan.org/wiki/Category:Warhammer_40000_Tactics(8E)

no

Emberfire
Emberfire

5, the axe gives an extra attack.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Thunderhawk

whereismyname
whereismyname

Tbh if sternguards could all take chainswords in addition to their other guns, they would be a pretty legit all rounder unit

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

well, yes while that may be true... my budget won't quite stretch that far

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Inquisitorial land raider Prometheus

Pro tip: it has quarry and 8 heavy bolters, which makes it blatantly unfair against chaos armies

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

1d4chan has their tactics pages, though they aren't always tournament quality(they tend to overhype mediocre units that wiki writers think are fun).

Writing up your own wouldn't be a bad idea.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Probably a Repressor due to the firing ports..

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Anyone have that new Tau story? Any good?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Valkyrie is my personal choice, baring that Corvus Blackstar would be pretty bad ass (and fitting to have Deathwatch and an Inquisitor working together).

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

These klawz were made for krumpin'. And that's just what they'll do. One of these days these klawz are gonna krump you into goo.

Evilember
Evilember

while I'm thankful for the suggestions, forgeworld is a bit out of budget, I was hoping for standard GW options
oooh, I do love the Valkyrie, I think I'll stay away from the Corvus, it'd tempt me into getting yet another army

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Taken from ATT:
Just finished reading it. Huh, long awaited Return To Tau by Peter Fehervari. Truth be told, I already gave up waiting for this story - I really thought that it would come out together with our codex. What a surprise.
First of all it is not really "short" story. And as expected from Mr. Fehervari - a good one.
I got just two reason to complain. First - while it significantly larger than typical short story, it is muuuuuuuuuuuuuch shorter than I want it to be. It would be the first time in my life when open ending caught me off-guard.
The second one I leave aside for the time being - it's about Dark Coil related stuff and it's very likely that I just didn't understand from the first (and very rushed) reading.
What I appreciated the most is duality with which Fehervari describes Tau. It really rivals The Broken Sword – the best example this far. For instance – here we will find out that gue’vesa (at least one that undertake military service) undertake influence of some mental technics (like constantly reading mantras) when they are integraited into Tau'Va. But considering things which character who told this went through it looks like measure to treat PTSD more than to enforce loyalty. Moreover, tau teach gue’vesa this mental technic and in the end, the combination of this mental practices and ritual from his former life is what saved the character from fate worse than death (it was very beautiful detail). It leaves us with interesting moral question – where lies the border between restoring of mental health and brainwashing for Greater Good?
Different tau have different views on gue’vesa and it is good.
Depiction of Etherial win me over without a doubt. Very… balanced I should say.
The composition of the story is beautiful, thematic and symbolic. But this was given, it is Fehervari we talking about. Buuuuuuut ending… urgh, this painful void that was left in its place.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Fehervari is the ONLY modern BL writer I have respect for, his stuff is amazing.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Valkyrie would be fine then, have your inquisitor and his boys hop out with storm bolters and Light someone ion

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

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Methnerd
Methnerd

I hear you, Valk is an all around good space bus, kick some tires and light some fires.

RavySnake
RavySnake

If you want interesting differentiated units look at basically anything Tyranid. Or different Tau battlesuits. Or Eldar Aspect Warriors. Or Orks.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Yeah, it would be great! Go for it and post it here

Spamalot
Spamalot

man I'd love to give my dudes stormbolters, but I'm making the acolytes out of DKoK commissars and I'm not sure I can make them look good with stormbolters (and I always try to WYSIWYG)

Playboyize
Playboyize

I don't consider the axenought to be overcosted at all, in fact for whatever reason an axenought costs considerably less than a venerable dread with a DCCW/gun, regardless they're amazingly durable and shred whatever they get into close combat with

Two of them escorting Bjorn are something that will give your opponent more anxiety than any forgeworld dreadnought I'll tell you that

People scoffed at me for playing space wolves without thunderwolf calvary or wulfen because I just wanted viking themed dreadnoughts, they sure as hell aren't laughing now

Skullbone
Skullbone

Huh, sounds worth a read.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Blast and flamer weapons can be intercepted by solo infantry edition

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Whats a good alternative for IG Manticores? I want to run some, but I'm burnt out on Chimera chassis at the moment.

Are there any good Shermans that are roughtly the same size that come with T34 rockets? Figure I can shave off the cannon and add optics and slap a few aquila and lasguns on one if I can find a proper scale.

takes2long
takes2long

Tournament last weekend:

Tyranids placed 1st with the new codex.

Was a nice event.

But on a more annoying note;
user who has been shunned at other stores shows up and gets a talking to almost immediately.
Uses only papercraft models in the tournament. (I understand one or two proxies to test models casually but this was an entire army at a tournament).
Didn't have any list past the first round. Game went 500, 1000, 1500 in escalation. So he was caught tailoring lists on the spot by another player.
Tournament wraps up and staff is talking about him.
Heard he probably won't be allowed to participate in the future due to his attitude and apparent disdain buying/using models.
Remembered this guy did the same thing at another store nearly 2 years ago; Showed up for events with no plastic.
Always tried to make WAAC lists on the spot with his megablock looking troops.
Got his ass beat at that store event and called on cheating a few times because he was one of those guys who only kept lists on his phone and didn't own a codex, so he would just make shit up or switch equipment every phase.
Started throwing models around.
No.jpeg

Why do some of these people get caught shitting up stores just go to a different store and do the exact same shit? At some point you need to realize its you and not every other person in the room, right? Especially when your 30+.

Emberburn
Emberburn

They know, they just double down on it as a defensive measure.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

He wrote the last good Ork codex, was heavily involved in the best editions of the game and probably is the second most important/influential person to 40k after Priestly.

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