Lewd Nids

What if hive fleets had sexy tyranids? Ones with voluptuous hips, thighs, and breasts?

Would they simpy fuck their enemies to death? Or would they use their beauty to distract them before killing them normally?

Nofap November driving the degenerates extra crazy I see.

Fuck off.

This is a really bad attempt to get people to post lewd pictures.

That's highly unlikely to happen.

They could use it as distraction, but I think that some weird pheromone or a psychic power is more likely to happen

Please tell me you have something terminal, incurable and extremely painful.

I did actually have the idea a day or two ago of sexy genestealers. If the whole point is to coerce and infiltrate the planet, surely making them willingly accept the genestealers would be more beneficial than making them want to root out the monsters.

Maybe they'd store pheromone glands in two supple sacks of flesh on their chests that look mysteriously like titties?

I've got an incurable lust and the only treatment is delicious tyranid puss puss

They can reproduce and acquire biological material from other races without having to fuck them, so what would be the point of this adaptation? The only context I could see this being an advantage to a hive fleet is if a genestealer cult had unnaturally beautiful women designed to lure unsuspecting converts.

Lewds is good for Veeky Forums they said.

How hard would it be to convince a Tyranid to let you fuck them and then snuggle afterwards?

Theres some potential here

DC30

Genestealers already infect hosts with their genes. No need for sexy nids.

Best case scenario? The Tyranids look the same, but most bio forms have enough psychic power to make you see the as hot monster girls.

They are called genestealer hybrids. Them fucking non-hybrids is a viable tactic to pass the taint and expand the cult to summon the fleet, according to Cain books.
>but not hive fleet
They are the vanguard, it counts.

The hive queen is a perv, what else?
She sits at her thron world and slics to her mind television braodcasting million channels of porn.

Do we have any official art of tyranid queens?

That’s literally the aliens from Species

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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

.... I am more aroused than I expected to be

The thing that looks kind of like the "space jockey" from Alien on the back of the Epic dominatrix model is supposed to be a Norn Queen, the bioform normally found inside hive ships and being responsible for isolating useful genes from the biomass the hive fleet harvests, and also determining what warrior-organisms the hive ship should create.

holy shit my DICK

Heresy be damned, I wanna fuck that xeno

They're already sexy to me, OP. Watching those big heavy seeds travel up the feeder tube on the barbed strangler? Makes me want to suck a load straight from that pulsing gun.

>making them willingly accept the genestealers
that's what the hypnotic eyes and genestealer's kiss do

the rest of the leg work is done by the cultists

Bruh you'd explode

This is possibly the worst thread idea on Veeky Forums right now, and it exists at the same time as the "SCP vs 40k" thread.

>A thread died for this

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you have shit taste user

both ideas are goat

Post more sexy nids

And its biomass shall be used for magnificent, glorious purpose.

Tyranid tiddies.

>Tyranid tiddies.
Alright where is she?

>there's sexy tyranid art


every day we stray further and further from the emperor's light

First day on Veeky Forums, eh?

What the shit is SCP is this board for things other then warhammer and roleplaying games?

you haven’t been here long, have you m8?

You can use SCP for a roleplaying game

t. guy who used SCP for a roleplaying game

You bet your ass I would.

Man I WISH genestealers were that hot

I expect incoming vore

Is there an uncensored version of this?

>random hive fleet mutation puts to wobbly flesh sacs on the chest of a carnifex
>the giant wobling tits distract guardsmen and improve the biomorph's survival chance by 10%
>several successive generations later all tyranid bioforms are sexy 10/10 alien babes who snu snu enemies for their sweet biomass.
>only break out the old biomorphs for fighting asexual opponents

>soon the tyranids subsist on cum alone
>as a result they enslave the entire male populace in order to have a steady supply

>What if hive fleets had sexy tyranids?

They already do.

They make more sense for a completely different 'Nid methodology. Like a bad h-doujin version of the Rogue Trader 'Nids, who had servant races and such.
>genestealers similar to existing WH40K fluff, but when the reset to "pure" genestealers occurs every however the fuck many generations of a 'stealer cult it takes, the new "pure" ones have a physical structure with more superficial similarities to the target race
>their psychic broadcast instructs the approaching Hive Fleet as to what shapes and colors to adapt
>fleet lands a group of landing ships which disgorge enough 11/10 exotic waifus and husbandos to gain the attention of all the local sentients
>they all board up on the ships for sum fuk
>other bioforms basically scoop up the biosphere wholesale
>the fleet leaves with a fully supported population of yet another species
>over the generations, the once-independent species becomes increasingly lewdnid-like
>eventually the ship just contains a slightly different lewdnid strain
>another planet with sentients is located by 'stealer-cult broadcasts
>the cycle repeats

Presumably this profligate lifestyle is supported by a habit of scouring spare biomass wherever found like classic nids. That, and the same unheard-of energy efficiency required for normal hive fleets to not shrivel and die while drifting through the void.

She's cuter than you'd expect.

my friend whants to know if you have a source for that image

Anyone wanna write this in depth?

>You will never live your life aboard a hive ship fucking voluptuous tittynids until you die

why even live?

I want a hive tyrant waifu

Artist is Hagfish. Look on Hentaifoundry or rule34.paheal.

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I'd let her bully me any day

this thread is no longer about horrific space monsters, let's talk about cute girls!

What if its about cute space monsters?

Why, there's no such thing!

Of course there are.

>tyranid milk contains invasive cells that gradually turn anyone who drinks it into another tyranid

Damn, my fetish has been discovered.

Me, his friend, thanks you.

Realistically a tyranid fleet would just invent some kind of horrid STD that slowly causes your dick to rot.

>slowly

I accept my fate.

This is the greatest image I have ever seen

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