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Gilkun best girl

Lime best girl

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But beri is best

>prism section is a bore
I agree completely. UW is really entertaining from a lore and power fantasy perspective. Good companions as well. But the power levels are so all over the place. This is most obvious in the Equipment section when you’re choosing between cola and a hood or shoggoths and a starship

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unlimited cola tho

>vegetarian
nah

If she asked you to become one i would agree but she doesn't so it's all cool.

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she is weak and will not survive the winter

But i am strong

but you are not a vegetarian

So?

therefore you are not weak

but she is, and therefore is weak

instead you should seek a lady of superior breeding and social status- who also happens to be rich and single in your area!

No.

yes

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You know, now that I think about it, the cola could totally be worth 1 prismatic stone.

You can get starships, which are quite expensive, from the built in Quests. Plus whatever you can justify given your power level and natural abilities. You will eventually get a starship if you want it. Not to mention the alternative modes of transportation, like the King’s Road, God Gates, and Flight III.

But unlimited cola? For an immortal being? That’s an amazing return on a 1 prismatic investment. You take that fucking deal.

Now you are thinking with portals.

Is this finally the time to let /cyoag/ die? Let it rest for a few months then revive it once people are less autistic?

>less autistic
Not going to happen. This place, and the site as a whole, will always be a hotbed of autism and sperg. Just relax, enjoy yourself, and don’t let the shitposting get to you. No one is forcing you to read the thread, just look at the pretty pictures

There's "hotbed of autism", then there's the last dozen threads. We're on a downard spiral of autism and we need to stop it before we reach the core.

F-fuck

>once people are less autistic?
Thou art a fool. Autism always grows, and never diminishes in the world.

>before we reach the core.
Now I'm curious what we'll find there.

A diligently working Italics

More like highlander

Funnily enough, that was my original thought. But given the skeletons, I figured Italics was the better target

AliceAnon’s realm

Highlander is ded.

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>Down the rabbit hole, spiraling into ever greater realms of autism
>/cyoag/ reaches the core, the realm of AliceAnon
>Anons are shocked to find themselves...in the real world

The actual way to do that is for you personally to forget about the threads for a few months then come back and check to see if they're any good. I have done this several times and can recommend it. Eventually the well runs dry, but when you come back there may be some new content.

Wish that monster hunter cyoa would get updated. The idea is so cool but it is always held back by the amount of hunts and a lack of physical and ranged trees deep enough to keep people from always going to magic builds.

According to Bliss’ builds spreadsheet, didn’t most people go physical? I know I always have

I don't know how that's possible. You don't have dedicated physical and ranged trees instead split trees with three separate magic trees to the two partially mundane physical and ranged hodge podge with random magical or supernatural elements sprinkled into them.

If you aren’t using the actual data collected from builds, where are you deriving your assertions about how flawed the cyoa is?

The data collection itself is the problem. It's not possible for the stats to be correct because even the supposedly mundane physical style builds are rife with magical or supernatural elements because the trees themselves are littered with magical and supernatural elements in addition to being outnumbered by fully magical or supernatural trees.. I just wrote this.

Wait...so you’re mad there’s no option to be a completely mundane character in the setting, as almost every ability has a supernatural, magical, or spiritual element?

I think he was talking about raw stats, with more people having higher Str/Def and lower Int/Skl.

...which would be fine with me; more choice in mind sla-"teammates".

this has been the core for four years user

I'll pick the fat white one if I really have to, I want to have children and wouldn't want those poor souls to live as mixed abominations.
Plus, you can always lose fat.

>Its another episode of ''Retarded martial wants to forgo all supernatural in a supernatural setting''

>spoiler
user pls not again

Highlander is aliv

yes again
It'd be so much simpler if you gave in,
you know...

Did you see the full CYOA, not just the thumbnail?

black one, since in adition to being a landwhale the white one is also an obnoxious christian

I'm just going to post CYOAs I've enjoyed like we're not melting down.

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The magnifying glass seems most useful for small adventures.

My two buddies will be Jeremy, whose knowledge of literature and history may be useful for solving mysteries... And this might bring him out of his shell, and we hang with Isabelle, I think the two like each other. They're so cute together.

For our adventures, well...
>The door (sweet! Private clubhouse island!)
>The cake (I offer myself to be her husband and we have lots of /ss/ cute romance, because I won't be old enough for sex for probably a few years.
>The faeries (because it seems like a great adventure)
>The cyclopse (she's adorable, and my demi-deity kids with the goddess will enjoy the friendship)
>The goblin (because making a bottle rocket with goblins sounds like a kickass afternoon)
>The tenth (this is sooo up Isabelle's alley)
Man, I want to pick more adventures...

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I need to like shorter CYOAs.

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you could like my coyas! short and fun for all the anons
except for the ones that bitch

I'm not SURE this was presented as a mystery box but we're done in either case.

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>I'll miss you

What happened to that one cyoa about WW2 that was supposed to have some sort of thing depending on what anons made

Rolled 3 (1d6)

Not bad, user.

>Native Power
Teleportation
>Extra Powers
Regeneration & Pyrokinesis
>AK-74
Seems fairly standard
>PSS
A good sidearm is important
>Ukraine
Assuming Belarus forces you to reroll 1's and 6's into "Valid" side effects, if it just blanks them Belarus would be better.

And I got loli'd. Could be worse. I'll probably be relying on the PSS and fire powers more as a scary little Ukrainian devil girl; the AK would be a bit unwieldy without any super-strength.

i didn't get enough builds

I like this one too, but I wish there was a bit for your own training. The girl becomes hyper competent, but you, as her partner, are a blank slate schmuck

>Camo and teleport
>SVD
>Specialized rounds (assuming I can get them for an SVD, otherwise the rpg)
>Ukraine

And this is my sniper build.

I remain hidden, shoot !aybe a few times, teleport to a new location.

repost it.

No, but nothing fixes race user, so as long as she's not sterile I'd be forced to grab a harpoon and go whaling

it literally says that specialist rounds are exclusive to the ks-23
you got it

Oh boy, you're in for a trip. Remember, no backsies!

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>Powers
Pyrokinesis
Speed
Strength
Flight
Regeneration

>Side effects
Burns
Minor radiation sickness (Survived)
Infertility
Loli

>Equipment
Armour

>Location
Belarus

Russian little girl with radiation: ''I am growing stronger''

>Strength + Speed
>Ukrane
>Can't use any of the guns
>Armor

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anyone got HIGH res version of that?

You deserve what you got, then. Never pick options in a CYOA without reading them.

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Still gonna pick the whale, but she's gonna have to live in my basement and fertilization won't be done with my dick.
Just gonna have to go for quantity instead of quality, make sure to give her her pills so the babies stay healthy and don't get infected and keep her fed
Hopefully some of the kids inherit my intelligence, gotta make sure the rest at least have good characters

Literally here Don't take it seriously, though. It was created to make a point to someone who said they'd never pick a black girl, no matter how many advantages she offered. It's literally a snide retort in meme CYOA form.

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Oops. Well, the RPG it is then.
Not a lot of options for a marksman, oh well.
So... Wanna team up and crush capitalism?

Yeah, that would have been nice. I get that you're largely mission control, but it would be nice to have at least some of the classes offer you a watered-down version of the training. After all, the two of you are supposed to be bonding, and training together would seem like a good part of it even if you can't take the full super-soldier regimen.

See here, blacky seems like a great gal, but losing half of your race in the process of procreation makes the whole point moot

They would be born with AIDS (among the other, myriad problems with this scenario).

why?

>she's gonna have to live in my basement
Hope she's cool with that, or it's straight to the police with (admittedly, in this case perfectly justified) charges.

Because I don't seek personal immortality but immortality of my people.
I love my people, user, do you not?
Maybe I'd think differently if I were american, but I'm not, so I don't.

user, she wouldn't be able to leave.

>always down for any kind of sex
Nice. Time to have a sugarmomma who's down with me cucking her with white chicks.

>Hopefully some of the kids inherit my intelligence
>intelligence
>the whole post
user, B's 85 IQ would be what raises the kids' intelligence between the two of you.

who are your people

This CYOA offended me. I am not going to look after your child. Fuck you.

anyone who doesent pick A is a homosexual

Sounds like a superb plan, comrade!


(Meanwhile, posting another, unrelated CYOA.)

I think we've got a good team going here. Now we just need some special operations.