You are going to take your current character, or the last character you played and write down what they would say were they a unit in an RTS-Starcraft-esque game.
Like so:
Name: Sex: Race: Game:
Hero is Created: Idle Statement:
Hero is Selected 1: Hero is Selected 2: Hero is Selected 3:
Hero Attacks 1: FOR THE EMPEROR! Hero Attacks 2: ENGAGING! Hero Attacks 3: CLEANSE! Hero Uses Their Ultimate: IMPERATOR VULT!
Hero Is Being Attacked: I'm being swarmed! Hero Is Close To Death: I need support! Hero Dies: Damn it.... *sighs*
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: I'm NOT specializing against a certain enemy. You think I'd betray the Codex? Keep Clicking On Hero 2: Look, you step on enough bugs, then you can't HELP but get good at it. Keep Clicking On Hero 3: So many lost... devoured... the entire chapter nearly wiped out... not supposed to happen... not to us... never again.... Keep Clicking On Hero 4: It took my arm... I took it's head.
Jonathan Bailey
Are you the same OP who made the last thread about CRPG lines?
Juan Bell
Name: Sir Loin III Sex: M Race: Minotaur Game: D&D 4E
Hero is Created: Smashing time! Idle Statement: This hammer ain't for driving nails, let's move!
Hero is Selected 1: Smashing time? Hero is Selected 2: Kill? Hero is Selected 3: What?
Hero Is Being Attacked: Stop that! Hero Is Close To Death: All I see is red! Hero Dies: Ready the grill...
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: Who needs a ranger when you have swords? Keep Clicking On Hero 2: I'm the tallest gnome you've ever seen! Keep Clicking On Hero 3: Wait, do you smell hay? Keep Clicking On Hero 4: Who needs shoes when you've got hooves!
Gabriel Gonzalez
Name: Daniel Sex: M Race: Half-Elf Game: 5e
Hero is Created: Mornin' lads! Idle Statement: Are we dawdling? I love dawdling.
Hero is Selected 1: Yes, Thaarg? Hero is Selected 2: You were saying, Thaarg? Hero is Selected 3: OI!
Hero Attacks 1: Time for a spanking! Hero Attacks 2: You soppy fool. Hero Attacks 3: Do us a favour and die will you? Hero Uses Their Ultimate: COME FRIENDLY TENTACLES, BY HIS DARK POWER
Hero Is Being Attacked: Ouch. You'll pay for that Hero Is Close To Death: [SCREAMING] Hero Dies: Peace now, quiet now.
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: Just when I thought I'd have time to myself... Keep Clicking On Hero 2: Before you ask, yes, and it *was* consensual. Keep Clicking On Hero 3: Yes, I know they're ugly. Keep Clicking On Hero 4: Dance time Dance time
Chase Murphy
Name: Hunter Farmsworth Sex: Male Race: Human Game: DnD 5e
Hero is Created: Sorry 'bout being late Idle Statement: If we ain't doin' a thing can I go drink ?
Hero is Selected 1: Yeah? Hero is Selected 2: Huh? Hero is Selected 3: Get on with it.
Hero Moves 1: Yeah,yeah... Hero Moves 2: I'll get there eventually Hero Moves 3: Be patient, I can only go so fast
Hero Attacks 1: Time to throw hands Hero Attacks 2: Killings the only thing I'm okay at Hero Attacks 3: I'll get rid of 'em Hero Uses Their Ultimate: Face might of divine and devils!
Hero Is Being Attacked: Ah, shit I'm gettin' hit Hero Is Close To Death: I ain't gonna last much longer Hero Dies: I knew it'd happen eventually...
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: I'm not drunk...just a little tipsy Keep Clicking On Hero 2: What's my fault now? Keep Clicking On Hero 3: Around elves watch yourself...don't tell my wife. Keep Clicking On Hero 4: I've fucked up so many times, I just want to do one thing right.
Gavin Gomez
Name: Sergeant Carter Sex: Male Race: Human Game: Only War
Hero is Created: Reporting in. Idle Statement: I've got half a mind to make camp here...
Hero is Selected 1: You need me? Hero is Selected 2: Yeah? Hero is Selected 3: What's your orders?
Hero Moves 1: En route. Hero Moves 2: On my way. Hero Moves 3: Moving out!
Hero Attacks 1: Contact front! Hero Attacks 2: Engagng! Hero Attacks 3: We have contacts! Hero Uses Their Ultimate: Focus fire on my target!
Hero Is Being Attacked: Shit, take cover! Hero Is Close To Death: We can only hold for so long! We need support! Hero Dies: Broken arrow! BROKEN ARROW!
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: It's too quiet out here... Keep Clicking On Hero 2: Welcome to the shitshow, sir. Keep Clicking On Hero 3: 'Light and scattered', my ass. Keep Clicking On Hero 4: I should become a poet, someday.
Ryder Jenkins
vocaroo.com/i/s1IuqebJ0ykN It probably sounds like ass. I actually recorded two more for other user, but I'm already a little embarassed.
Please tell me this is a starship troopers reference
Jackson Howard
Name: Drake Sex: Male Race: Human Game: Dead Star
Hero is Created: "Well, well. Look who came callin'." Idle Statement: "Brought me all the way out here just to sit on my ass, huh? My kinda assignment."
Hero is Selected 1: "Damn. Guess I actually gotta do something now." Hero is Selected 2: "Alright, let's hear this brilliant plan of yours." Hero is Selected 3: "I wasn't stealing anything!"
Hero Moves 1: "I'm going, I'm going." Hero Moves 2: "All the way over there!?" Hero Moves 3: "Fine, but I'm taking the scenic route!"
Hero Attacks 1: "Since you asked nicely..." Hero Attacks 2: "Bang, dead. Bang, dead." Hero Attacks 3: "One between the eyes, just for you." Hero Uses Their Ultimate: "I'm done playing around!"
Hero Is Being Attacked: "Hey, careful! Don't rip the cape!" Hero Is Close To Death: "That...that's a lot of blood..." Hero Dies: "Wait...is this...it...?"
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: "I AM getting paid for this, right?" Keep Clicking On Hero 2: "Feels like I'm the only one having any fun around here." Keep Clicking On Hero 3: "I'm gonna be straight with you. I can't find my gun." Keep Clicking On Hero 4: "Can we wrap this up? I've got a dinner date with a solid nine tomorrow." Keep Clicking On Hero 5: "Uh...if she asks, I said ten..."
Hero Attacks 1: "Things are about to get a little choppy!" Hero Attacks 2: "Cut them down!" Hero Attacks 3: "It's just business." Hero Uses Their Ultimate: "Fear Athena's wrath!"
Hero Is Being Attacked: "They're retaliating!" Hero Is Close To Death: "Call for a retreat! We must pull back!" Hero Dies: Shutting down...
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: "Maybe next time you can design me better." Keep Clicking On Hero 2: "Guh. I was in the middle of a Trid." Keep Clicking On Hero 3: "Clicking on me won't make me cut things up any faster." Keep Clicking On Hero 4: "Well, they did a good job on my chassis, at least."
Carson Rivera
Name: Manfry Kolser Sex:Male Race:Human Game:D&D
Hero is Created:"I have arrived, I'm expect payment after this." Idle Statement:"Why are you wasting my time?"
Hero is Selected 1:"I'm listening." Hero is Selected 2:"Still here." Hero is Selected 3:"Am I fighting soon?"
Hero Moves 1:"Always marching everywhere" Hero Moves 2:"Go here, go there" Hero Moves 3: "Am I an ambush? I hate those"
Hero Attacks 1:"It's you or me!" Hero Attacks 2:"Finally!" Hero Attacks 3:"This'll be easy." Hero Uses Their Ultimate: "You can't win after this!"
Hero Is Being Attacked: "Hey help me out here!" Hero Is Close To Death:"I need a medic!" Hero Dies:"I'm not supposed to die!"
Keep Clicking On Hero 1:"Really? You bring me here just to messs around? Yeesh." Keep Clicking On Hero 2:"I'll restore the family fortune faster if you send me to the frontlines y'know." Keep Clicking On Hero 3:"Look, I WILL unscrew my pommel" Keep Clicking On Hero 4:"Sometimes...I dream of cheese."
Jayden Reyes
Name: Gaius Marius Sex: Male Race: Human Game: Only War (NPC - Departmento Munitorum Logistics clerk)
Hero is Created: "...I don't know why they'd call for me here..." Idle Statement: "Oh! Uh, do you have a requisition form?"
Hero is Selected 1: "The Emperor's Finest." Hero is Selected 2: "Munitorum Logistics." Hero is Selected 3: "It's my duty to serve."
Hero Moves 1: "Bringing relief to the front lines." Hero Moves 2: "Setting supply route." Hero Moves 3: "Hot food, coming through!"
Hero Attacks 1: "Wait, what? We're under attack?!" Hero Attacks 2: "How did they get here?!" Hero Attacks 3: "Don't let them reach the supply truck!" Hero Uses Their Ultimate: "Cleric Six-One to Indomitus, I need covering fire on this location!"
Hero Is Being Attacked: "Agh! Help! I'm a non-combattant!" Hero Is Close To Death: "Gahck! Quick... Get me the medicae." Hero Dies: "Supply line broken..."
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: "Yes, it really is corpses in that ration pack." Keep Clicking On Hero 2: "What do you call a lasrifle with a laser sight? Twin-linked!" Keep Clicking On Hero 3: "So, rations, las-packs, lingerie, amasec, porn mags... I think that's what they ordered." Keep Clicking On Hero 4: "What do you call a Tau with depression? Blue! Hahahahaha!"
Christopher Sullivan
Name: Heulwen Sex: M Race: Human Game: 5e
Hero is Created: The brotherhood sends their regards. Idle Statement: Time moves on crutches while our work goes undone.
Hero is Selected 1: My sword is yours. Hero is Selected 2: What do you need, Lord? Hero is Selected 3: Praise be to him who is highest of all.
Hero Moves 1: As a lamp unto your feet. Hero Moves 2: Through steel and sleet, to glory and ruin. Hero Moves 3: Will we make our stand there, then?
Hero Attacks 1: Let them make peace with their gods. Hero Attacks 2: Call it nothing more than a beginning. Hero Attacks 3: Die now, and curse in vain! Hero Uses Their Ultimate: This is our hour! This is our glory!
Hero Is Being Attacked: Our foes want to test my armour! Hero Is Close To Death: Fear...no darkness! Hero Dies: Let me fight on...I know I can...
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: Speak plain, man. Keep Clicking On Hero 2: Oh, for the sky to be your shroud. Keep Clicking On Hero 3: When they write about this day, it shall be in ink of gold. Keep Clicking On Hero 4: Act now, or be forever a spectator.
Nicholas Watson
Name: Grantleigh Von Untercroft Sex: Male Race: Human Game: Genius the Transgression
Hero is Created: Time for some science! Idle Statement: Am I gettin’ paid by the hour here?
Hero is Selected 1: I’ll grab my stuff Hero is Selected 2: Time for an upgrade! Hero is Selected 3: No plan like a bad plan!
Hero Moves 1: I’ll just toddle off then Hero Moves 2:To work! Hero Moves 3: Big guys to the front of the formation!
Hero Attacks 1: There! Now you’re on fire! Hero Attacks 2: Ha Ha! Science! Hero Attacks 3: You’ll make a lovely corpse! Hero Uses Their Ultimate: And then everything exploded!
Hero Is Being Attacked: They’re shooting at me! Why the devil are they shooting at me? Hero Is Close To Death: Is all this blood mine? Hero Dies: I blame you for this, you know...
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: I can see that cursor, by the way. Keep Clicking On Hero 2: Like a rat in a skinner box. Keep Clicking On Hero 3: One more like that, chum, and I’m going to start vivisecting. Keep Clicking On Hero 4: You remind me of an old lab assistant. I mulched him for his insolence.
Jayden Green
Name: Hoss Belingos Sex: male Race: Human (Mexican descent) Game: savage world sci-fi
Hero is Created: Time for some demolition Idle Statement: so I’m just sitting here...
Hero is Selected 1: you want something? Hero is Selected 2: make it snappy Hero is Selected 3: Diablos Quieres
Hero Moves 1: Vaminos vamonos! Hero Moves 2: en route. Hero Moves 3: demolition team on the way
Hero Attacks 1: Kick ass! Hero Attacks 2: Now we talking Hero Attacks 3: Firing. Hero Uses Their Ultimate: The bomb’s set!
Hero Is Being Attacked: I’m pinned! Hero Is Close To Death: no way I’m going down like this Hero Dies: GOD IS GREAT! *explodes*
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: fuck off! Keep Clicking On Hero 2: I had enough of this. Keep Clicking On Hero 3: *sigh* WHAT? Keep Clicking On Hero 4: I know where you live, I’m going to bomb you.
Jace Perez
Name: >Floriance Grande Sex: >Female Race: >Human Game: >Princess: The Hopeful
Hero is Created: >I can't wait to go out! Idle Statement: >Lalala la la
Hero is Selected 1: >I'm there! Hero is Selected 2: >Yup! Hero is Selected 3: >Where is it?
Hero Moves 1: >I'm going! Hero Moves 2: >That's the way. Hero Moves 3: >Walking is great.
Hero Attacks 1: >YAATAAH! Hero Attacks 2: >Take this you bad dog! Hero Attacks 3: >Aim the eyes! Hero Uses Their Ultimate: >Get'em Volki Peter!
Hero Is Being Attacked: >I need magic! Hero Is Close To Death: >Should have follow the white rabbit Hero Dies: >Adieu girls, adieu Volki...
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: >Any wounded animals nearby? Keep Clicking On Hero 2: >Yeah, i know, nor torch or keys are weapons Keep Clicking On Hero 3: >If someone told me magic was real, i wouldn't believe... Keep Clicking On Hero 4: >Haha, it tickles!
Xavier Ross
Name: Heinrich Sex: Male Race: Fallen Aasimar, claims to be human Game: 5e
Hero is Created: Let the innocent be spared. Idle Statement: There is work yet to be done.
Hero is Selected 1: Where to? Hero is Selected 2: I value your guidance. Hero is Selected 3: Direct me where I am needed.
Hero Moves 1: Once more into the fray. Hero Moves 2: I trust your judgement. Hero Moves 3: Trials awaits us.
Hero Attacks 1: Surrender if you know what is good for you! Hero Attacks 2: We join in struggle. Hero Attacks 3: Let us end this. Hero Uses Their Ultimate: I pledge my soul for this world and all in it.
Hero Is Being Attacked: So this is what you choose. Hero Is Close To Death: Burn bright, dying star, then burn no more. Hero Dies: Forgive me... I've failed you all.
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: I promise to guard my allies. Keep Clicking On Hero 2: Worry about yourself. Keep Clicking On Hero 3: I do not regret sacrificing my arm... but I do miss it. Keep Clicking On Hero 4: Their f-faces. Frozen in terror. Forever burned in my memory.
The gods truly are monstrous.
Ethan Garcia
Name: Felix "Fake Name McGee" Vasile Sex: Male Race: Vampire Game: VtM 20th
Created: Welllll, I zuppose I could stand to stretch my legs a leetle. You're paying, right? Idle: As soon as I start to reload, you're going to make me move, aren't you?
Selected 1: Oui? 2: You rang, boss? 3: Oh, I 'ave to work now, don't I?
Moving 1: Time to earn my pay! 2: As you wish, boss. 3:Zere better be some loot zis way...
Attacking 1: Bang! 2: And again! 3: Dodge ZIS! Oh, 'e didn't... Ultimate: Screw ze guns, RIP AND TEAR!
Being Attacked: Zut! Near death: Boss, a different approach?! Death: 'ow anti... cli... *death rattle*
Keep clicking 1: You know, I am actually a stealth specialist... 2: ... if zere is no one alive to sound ze alarm, I count as undetected! 3: Is zis American 'umour? Eet seems like somezing zey would find funny. 4: You'd better not be messing up my hair, boss.
Nathaniel Edwards
Name: Drusus of Hermes Sex: Male Race: Human Game: D&D 2.5
Created: For Hermes! For coin! FOR THE HELL OF IT! Idle: I'm getting bored... bad things happen when I'm bored.
Selected 1: What do you need? 2: Crap, you remembered me... 3: Is it time?
Move 1: Alright, alright... 2: Do I have to? 3: Beats standing around, I guess.
Attack 1: Bonk! 2: Whee! 3: Now if we tactically BASH THEIR FACES IN... Ultimate: STOP DYING, DAMMIT!
Attacked: Wow, okay, rude. Near death: Not- urgh!- seeing the punchline! Death: Guess the... joke's on me...
Keep clicking 1: Ooh, I love this game! 2: Go adventuring, they said. It'll be FUN they said... 3: Ow! Got me right in the eye! 4: Don't you poke me, I'll poke you!
Jaxon Allen
Nathaniel Robespierre Techmarine Death Eagles Deathwatch
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All systems nominal. Standing by. What is the situation?
By the Omnissiah's will. I am en route. Redeploying.
My armour is inviolate. I.. am wounded?! This will not go... unanswered...
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Josiah Williams
>using contractions YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO THE CODEX
Kevin Flores
Name: They Sex: None Race: None (He's a unique lifeform composed of billions of bacteria that acquired sentience) Game: M&M
Hero is Created: We live Idle Statement: So, uh... you gonna eat that?
Hero is Selected 1: Oh, hi! Hero is Selected 2: I am here. And there. And a little bit over there too. Hero is Selected 3: *splashing noises*
Hero Moves 1: Can't we just send a duplicate or something? Hero Moves 2: Man, we need some water. Hero Moves 3: Human legs are weird.
Hero Attacks 1: Your germs? Our germs! Hero Attacks 2: You've been contaminated. Hero Attacks 3: Your water, give it to us. Hero Uses Their Ultimate: You are one of us now.
Hero Is Being Attacked: No, you killed Kenny! And Tom, and George, and Chris, and... Hero Is Close To Death: We shall regrow stronger. Hero Dies: We shall live again.
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: 99,8% of us want you to stop. Keep Clicking On Hero 2: Is this what humans call tickles? Keep Clicking On Hero 3: *splashing noises* Hey! You broke our surface. Keep Clicking On Hero 4: *multiple different voices at the same time* We are family
Leo Cox
Name: Vryx Sex: m Race: Dragonborn Game: 5e
Hero is created : Time to hunt Idle Statement: Hunting is not only about waiting, you know?
Hero is selected 1: Ya? Hero is selected 2: Mornin'! Hero is selected 3: Uuh huh?
Hero moves 1: on the prowl Hero moves 2: Tracking 'em Hero moves 3: steadily
Hero attacks 1: Found you! Hero attacks 2: Marked! Hero attacks 3: perish. Hero uses their Ultimate: * lightning cackles from his mouth* This is going to be a shock for you.
Hero being attacked: they found me! Hero is close to death: Not..done...yet Hero dies: so many...yet...to kill..
Keep clicking on Hero 1: *sniffs* Monsters..can smell 'em everywhere Keep clicking on Hero 2: Only because I'm "just bronze" doesn't mean I'm not worth something Keep clicking on Hero 3: Traps...Spear...Shield.. Performance enhancing drug synthesized from the dung of a juiced up giant goat...all right, all set. Keep clicking on Hero 4: You know I can feel that right? And I only ...half approve of it.
Joshua Turner
I'm less familiar with RTS's so I just answered them like he was a MOBA character.
Name: Valeros Psibane Sex: Male Race: Human Game: Pathfinder
Hero is created: Got some new toys to try out! Idle Statement: Mind if I have a couple drinks?
Hero is selected 1: Ready to go! Hero is selected 2: What's up? Hero is selected 3: Yep, just tinkering.
Hero moves 1: Sounds good. Hero moves 2: Can I break stealth yet? Hero moves 3: Ready to strike.
Hero attacks 1: Eat my Second Biggest Blade! Hero attacks 2: Going for the mage! Hero attacks 3: Holy shit, did you see that? Hero uses their Ultimate: There exists no magic which cannot be cut in half.
Hero being attacked: Good luck getting through my armour! Hero is close to death: Fuck, this hurts almost as much as the acid monster. Hero dies: I'll be back soon, someone go fetch the angel...
Keep clicking on Hero 1: Armour is powered by 1.21 gigabalors, gotta find a way to up that... Keep clicking on Hero 2: Not another fucking tower! Keep clicking on Hero 3: Yo dude, brofist! Keep clicking on Hero 4: Oh shit, not again! *explosion*
Dominic Taylor
No.
Elijah Ortiz
I wouldn't be surprised to see a clerk on the frontlines considering the Imperium's track-record with screwing things up.
Name: Ignatius Brut Sex: Male Race: Human Game: WFRP
Hero is Created: You have a job for me? Idle Statement: I await your instructions, excellency.
Hero is Selected 1: You've something for me? Hero is Selected 2: Time for some field testing. Hero is Selected 3: Smoke and fire.
Hero Moves 1: Immediately, excellency. Hero Moves 2: As good as done. Hero Moves 3: Of course, with haste.
Hero Attacks 1: The pen is mightier! Hero Attacks 2: Sound and fury! Hero Attacks 3: Do try to fight back! Hero Uses Their Ultimate: This one is a prototype, enjoy the privilege!
Hero Is Being Attacked: Lively specimens. Hero Is Close To Death: This increases my fee. Hero Dies: A...surprising result.
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: A word, excellency... Keep Clicking On Hero 2: You are trying my patience sorely. Keep Clicking On Hero 3: Keep testing me... Keep Clicking On Hero 4: ...and I'll test something on you.
Angel Diaz
Name: Dario Nicoletti Sex: Male Race: Human(soul of a Sylvain[Elf]) Game: Anima: Beyond Fantasy
Hero is Created: From dreams to reality, I have been called Idle Statement: I should've brought a few books, or the library...
Hero is Selected 1: Who needs my help? Hero is Selected 2: Sorry, forgot I exist here... Hero is Selected 3: My knowledge is yours, use it wisely.
Hero Moves 1: Right, on my way. Hero Moves 2: *mutters* No combat, no combat, no combat... Hero Moves 3: It'd be faster with portals...
Hero Attacks 1: Combat? Me? You're kidding, right? Hero Attacks 2: You should've called my wife for this... Hero Attacks 3: ... All right... Hero Uses their Ultimate: TEAR THE VEIL! BETWEEN DREAMS AND REALITY! *In a less human voice* BEHOLD THE DEMIURGE OF EREBUS AND TREMBLE!
Hero is Being Attacked: They noticed me! THEY NOTICED ME! Hero is Close to Death: PAY ATTENTION TO THE UNITS YOU HAVE IN COMBAT! Hero Dies: You suck at this...
Keep Clicking 1: Upsides to dragon pacts? Powerful ally, an incredibly witty partner, being erased from history and everyone's perception, and immortality. Keep Clicking 2: Downsides? Immortality, an incredibly witty partner, being erased from history and everyone's perceptions, and a shattered pelvis... Moving on. Keep Clicking 3: You're as persistent as my daughters, but not as charming. Probably the lack of scales... Keep Clicking 4: "Lemme keep clicking on this guy to make him say funny things, HURRRR!" That's you right now. Just thought I'd let you know.
Adrian Davis
Replying with art from a drawfriend from the Veeky Forums drawthread.
Name: Camilla du Comte-claire, the Wild Rose Sex: Female Race: Mutant human Game: FATE Core (Adding this on cause I can.) Accent/Inspiration: Bayonetta. Composed British, with very vague hints of French. Self-assured
Hero is Created: "Camilla, the Wild Rose, has arrived. Standing by, milord." Idle Statement: "Standing still won't get the job done any quicker."
Hero is Selected 1: "Blades and caster primed." Hero is Selected 2: "Yes, milord?" Hero is Selected 3: "Ohoho, is it time?"
Hero Moves 1: "Let's go." Hero Moves 2: "On the way!" Hero Moves 3: "Before you know it."
Hero Attacks 1: "Silver's on the menu, boys!" Hero Attacks 2: "Step, thrust, slash and away, blast." Hero Attacks 3: "Enjoy your trip to the Realm, and never come back." Hero Uses Their Ultimate: "Madama Morpho, I beseech thee! Mesmer's Dervish!"
Hero Is Being Attacked: "Spirits damn you! Can I receive some backup, milord, please?!" Hero Is Close To Death: "...the last song? So soon, Madama?" Hero Dies: "Ranulfa... I'm so sorry I couldn't guide you further..."
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: "... what I wouldn't give for a bath right about now." Keep Clicking On Hero 2: "So, milord, are you enjoying playing with me so?~" "Do not fret, I am only teasing. ...or am I? Ahaha~" Keep Clicking On Hero 3: "Sex on the back of a unicorn just sounds... rather painful." Keep Clicking On Hero 4: "Weaving aether into reality. Making the path never traveled. That is what it means to be a Rose."
Jason Howard
Name: Zabazz Sex: M Race: Human Game: D&D 5e (Eldritch Knight)
Hero is Created: Fate has brought me to you my friend. Idle Statement: A man should not linger when destiny calls.
Hero is Selected 1: I see you are a wise leader. Hero is Selected 2: You have something for me? Hero is Selected 3: Is the hour at hand?
Hero Moves 1: Setting out. Hero Moves 2: A whisper on the wind. Hero Moves 3: A new place?
Hero Attacks 1: Taste fire! Hero Attacks 2: An unbeatable strategy. Hero Attacks 3: AH HAHA!!! Hero Uses Their Ultimate: All just sand beneath my feet!
Hero Is Being Attacked: The moment is here! Hero Is Close To Death: I will not go unknown. Hero Dies: No! There was so much more…
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: This reminds me of a saying. Keep Clicking On Hero 2: Fear not my friend, I have a most cunning plan. Keep Clicking On Hero 3: Shall I tell you my tale? Keep Clicking On Hero 4: In my homeland poor commanders are swiftly ended, my friend.
Gavin Cook
Name: Zane Hammerlock Sex: M Race: Human Game: Pathfinder in a FFVIII campaign, with the PCs as the main characters' allies
Hero is Created: It's cool everybody, I'm here!
Idle Statement: Are you paying me by the hour or something?
Hero is Selected 1: Uh-huh? Hero is Selected 2: What've you got for me? Hero is Selected 3: Yeah?
Hero Moves 1: On it! Hero Moves 2: Time to dance! Hero Moves 3: Let's roll!
Hero Attacks 1: Draw! Hero Attacks 2: Gotcha! Hero Attacks 3: Open wide! Hero Uses Their Ultimate: *exhales, then holds breath*
Hero Is Being Attacked: Hero time! Hero Is Close To Death: I still got one in the chamber! Hero Dies: I'm too handsome to die!
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: Don't interrupt me when I'm reloading! Keep Clicking On Hero 2: See that pigeon over there? *BANG* Now you don't. Keep Clicking On Hero 3: *NEGLIGENT DISCHARGE* Who made this gun?! Oh wait, I did... Keep Clicking On Hero 4: Why am I so itchy all of a sudden?
Jacob Thomas
Name: Blazarus Sex: male Race: human Game: dark heresy
Hero is Created: Ready to make the enemy flee in terror! Idle Statement: Get me to the action... I need excitement... A distraction.
Hero is Selected 1: Got a job for me? Hero is Selected 2: We moving? Hero is Selected 3: Give me something to do.
Hero Moves 1: On the move! Hero Moves 2: Ah, a change of scenery. Hero Moves 3: On it.
Hero Attacks 1: Burn! Hero Attacks 2: Die already! Hero Attacks 3: I shall crush them! Hero Uses Their Ultimate: Now you will know what real terror is!
Hero Is Being Attacked: Contact! Hero Is Close To Death: I.. I've seen worse... Finish me already! Hero Dies: Peace of mind, at last...
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: Quit poking me or I poke you a new one. With my mind. Keep Clicking On Hero 2: *sobbing* please... I NEED ADRENALINE! Keep Clicking On Hero 3: On the other hand, I want to have my vengeance, but on the other... Keep Clicking On Hero 4: It's not the physical pain I can't stand.
Juan Long
Name: Letfaun "Lefty" Jassan Sex: Male Race: Half-Elf Game: 5e
Hero is Created: Name's Lefty! Nice to meetcha! Idle Statement: Hum-de-da-de-dumm~
Hero is Selected 1: Lefty's the name! Hero is Selected 2: We ready to go? Hero is Selected 3: Yeah, Chief?
Hero Moves 1: On my way! Hero Moves 2: You got it, Chief! Hero Moves 3: Aaaaahhhhhh!!!
Hero Attacks 1: I got just the thing! Hero Attacks 2: Let's see if this works Hero Attacks 3: Follow up, let's go! Hero Uses Their Ultimate: I've got the spotlight, let's play!
Hero is Being Attacked: Ah! Help! Help! Hero is Close to Death: I'm fine, save it for someone else Hero Dies: Did it work, Chief? Did I do it?
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: Wassup? Keep Clicking On Hero 2: Could you-? Hey! Keep Clicking On Hero 3: I've accepted this... Keep Clicking On Hero 4: Ok, no, seriously, I will leave
Anthony Perry
Miriam Gristler Female Human D&D5e
[humming "The Road Goes Ever On and On"] So, are we doing this, orr... snack break?
Miriam Gristler, at your service! How can I help? Hmm?
You got it, boss! Marching out. I'll get there.
It always has to be a fight... Right then, who's first? Let's get this over with. (anguished) RRRRREEAAAUGH!!
It's okay, I've got this! Ooph, that one actually hurt... This won't last... Death doesn't... want... me...
Hm? What was that? Uh, are you going anywhere with this? Um... thanks, but I'm not really looking to see anyone right now...
Should I do some for the other classes, or would they be too long?
Michael Watson
Name: Marolyn Sex: male Race: Phoenix Game: some d6 adventure home brew
Created: “Heh, here I was thinking I’d get to relax for once.”
Idle: “You got any plans today, or...?”
Hero selected 1: “You called, hon?” Hero selected 2: “Let’s get this show on the road.” Hero selected 3: “I spose’ it’s about that time, aye?”
Hero moves 1: “That far? Really?” Hero moves 2: “Moving...” Hero moves 3: “Give me a second.”
Hero attacks 1: “with pleasure.” Hero attacks 2: “I guess it’s about time to bring the house down.” Hero attacks 3: “They will regret comming here!” Ultimate: “You fools forced me to do this, prepare to BURN!”
Under attack: “Never the easy way.”
Low health: “We need to go right now...”
Dies: “Damnit!... Not like this.”
1 poke: “Uh, can I help you, hon?” 2 poke: “You know, you can just tell me what’s wrong, right?” 3 poke: “Will you stop that?” 4 poke: “You do not pay me enough to sit here and get bothered by your grubby mits while I hold still, waiting for orders. Go harass someone else you deprived cretin.”
Brody White
Name: Dactynius "Dac" Corvera Sex: M Race: Human Game: D&D 5e
Hero is Created: Ah, how shall I change the world today? Idle Statement: *mutters in arcane speech* Ah! I see the pattern now!
Hero is Selected 1: Yes? What do you require? Hero is Selected 2: This better be important, you're disturbing my studies... Hero is Selected 3: Very well, let's do this.
Hero Moves 1: Alright, I'll be there shortly. Hero Moves 2: I'm not a fighter, I hope this is'nt near the combat... Hero Moves 3: ...That was FAR too close...
Hero Attacks 1: Hah! Take that! Hero Attacks 2: How do you like being a squirrel? Hero Attacks 3: How much more will this thing take? Hero Uses Their Ultimate: I'll make you travel-sized!!
Hero Is Being Attacked: Agh!! Protect your casters!!! Hero Is Close To Death: Ack! Where is my support?! Hero Dies: Save... My research...
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: ...and this fractal is intersected on this plane and is then bent by... Yes?! What do you want?! Keep Clicking On Hero 2: You are disrupting my research. Keep Clicking On Hero 3: *sigh* What do you need? Keep Clicking On Hero 4: I WILL MAKE YOU TRAVEL-SIZED!!!
Hero is Created: Fresh off the assembly line, I am. Idle Statement: If I'm not doing anything, may I go meditate?
Hero is Selected 1: Hmn? Hero is Selected 2: You were saying? Hero is Selected 3: Ah, yeah?
Hero Moves 1: This way, yeah? Hero Moves 2: Nice scenery. Hero Moves 3: All right, this is fine.
Hero Attacks 1: I will be VICtorious! Hero Attacks 2: Be my VICtim! Hero Attacks 3: A VICious assault! Hero Uses Their Ultimate: ABSOLUTE PUNISHMENT!
Hero Is Being Attacked: Eeeek! Hero Is Close To Death: Internal fluids are running low! Hero Dies: Brainscape formatting in progress....
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: That tickles! Keep Clicking On Hero 2: I'm not a sexaroid, you know. Keep Clicking On Hero 3: Stop that, you'll damage my chassis. Keep Clicking On Hero 4: The universe is made of Darkness, Light, and STOP POKING ME! Keep Clicking On Hero 5: I was sure that I'd incarnate as an idol, really....
Name: Claude von Moore Sex: Male Race: Human Game: FATE
Hero is Created: "Let's make it out of here alive so we can have lots drinks later!" Idle Statement: "Do you have anything to read around here?"
Hero is Selected 1: "Y-yes!" Hero is Selected 2: "Reporting for duty." Hero is Selected 3: "What is your command?"
Hero is Selected 1: "You can count on me!" Hero is Selected 2: "I hope this doesn't take too long." Hero is Selected 3: "For the Empire!"
Hero Attacks 1: For the Kaiser! Hero Attacks 2: Do us both a favor and stand still. Hero Attacks 3: Die! Hero Uses Their Ultimate: Let us claim a victory worthy of legends!
Hero Is Close To Death: "I should have run to Svizzera when I had the chance." Hero Dies: "I'll be meeting you again sooner than I thought old friend..."
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: "I fight for peace in Europe." Keep Clicking On Hero 2: "I wonder what that Nixie girl is up to." Keep Clicking On Hero 3: "Maybe I should stop drinking so much..... preposterous." Keep Clicking On Hero 4: "If I survive this war, my biography will make me a rich man!" Keep Clicking On Hero 5: "Who keeps poking me? Are you trying to bully me? I'll have you know I'm a sensitive and delicate soul."
Jonathan Ross
Name: Adelajda Sex: Female Race: Human Game: FATE
Hero is Created: The enemy will wish they never came here! Idle Statement: I learned some juggling when I was part of the circus. Would you like to see?
Hero is Selected 1: Your orders? Hero is Selected 2: Yes? Hero is Selected 3: Hmm.
Hero Moves 1: Taking off! Hero Moves 2: On my way! Hero Moves 3: Mother, father, watch over me.
Hero Attacks 1: Engaging. Hero Attacks 2: Prepare yourself! Hero Attacks 3: These skies are mine! Hero Uses Their Ultimate: You're a decade too early to compete with me!
Hero Is Being Attacked: Taking damage! Hero Is Close To Death: I can't die here! My people need me. Hero Dies: I-I don't want to go...
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: Once the Imperials are driven from my country, I'll bring you to my home town. Keep Clicking On Hero 2: D-do you think I'd look better with longer hair? Keep Clicking On Hero 3: To take back what was taken away from me and my people, that is my dream. Keep Clicking On Hero 4: I would rather not be around that tank driving duchess if it's all the same to you. Keep Clicking On Hero 5: What sort of New World insect keeps flying around my head and poking me?
Juan Cooper
Oh hello do I see a Claude?
What would Lady Skye say about you drinking?!
Benjamin Ross
What she doesn't know won't hurt her.
Lucas Bailey
Name: Natia Celeste Sex: Female Race: Human Game: D&D 5e
Hero is Created: It's time to make history! Idle Statement: I don't have all the time in the world! Let's get a move on!
Hero is Selected 1: Let's do this! Hero is Selected 2: It's showtime! Hero is Selected 3: Alright!
Hero Moves 1: I'm on my way! Hero Moves 2: There in a flash! Hero Moves 3: I'm coming!
Hero Attacks 1: Hi-yah! Take that! Hero Attacks 2: That's for my brother! Hero Attacks 3: Eat magic, creep! Hero Uses Their Ultimate: I reject my fate! I won't die yet!
Hero Is Being Attacked: Think a little scratch like that will scare me off? Hero Is Close To Death: I'm fine, really! I've been through way worse. Hero Dies: No...wait...my story can't end like this...
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: I learned everything I know from books. That's probably why I'm so bad at this "fighting" thing. Keep Clicking On Hero 2: This necklace? It's from my mother. No, it's not for sale, you insensitive jerk. Keep Clicking On Hero 3: Why am I always stuck fighting with weirdos? Hey, what's with that look?! I'm not a weirdo, I just never got out much as a kid. Keep Clicking On Hero 4: Did you know that the battle formations utilized by the enemy army evolved from traditional dance rituals common in many prehistory civilizations? Keep poking me and I'll detail every last stage of their development.
Jaxon Martinez
Drake vocaroo.com/i/s0W9y3Pnpnjs I kinda didn't like the "Bang, dead" quotes so i used a little sound effects to make it a little less cringe
James Long
Name: Pask of the Woods Sex: male Race: human Game: Pathfinder
Hero is Created: "You called for a tracker?" Idle Statement: "What do your eyes see, brother hawk?"
Hero is Selected 1: "Yes?" Hero is Selected 2: "Always prepared!" Hero is Selected 3: "Good hunting"
Hero Moves 1: "Let's hunt" Hero Moves 2: "Move quietly" Hero Moves 3: "I'll lead the way"
Hero Attacks 1: "I'll hit them hard and fast" Hero Attacks 2: "You'll taste my blade" Hero Attacks 3: "Prey sighted" Hero Uses Their Ultimate: "No prey can escape me!"
Hero Is Being Attacked: "I've been ambushed!" Hero Is Close To Death: "Night is falling upon me" Hero Dies: "Ugh, the hunter has become the hunted..."
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: "Looks like there's good game around here" Keep Clicking On Hero 2: "You never know where the road will lead you next" Keep Clicking On Hero 3: "Have you ever seen a nymph?" Keep Clicking On Hero 4: "You think THAT was crazy? Just wait to see the armoured chicken!"
Connor Evans
E-e-excuse me?
Brayden Jackson
I don't play many RTS games but this sounds fun
Name: Ned Rivers Sex: Male Race: Human Game: D&D 5e
Hero is Created: "Greetings and salutations." Idle Statement: "I do appreciate the peace and quiet"
Hero is Selected 1: "Shall we get underway?" Hero is Selected 2: "Brace yourselves, it's about to get loud." Hero is Selected 3: "Let us pray I don't suffer a malfunction."
Hero Attacks 1: "En garde!" Hero Attacks 2: [Gunshot] "Preforming as intended" Hero Attacks 3: "Stand and fight blackguard!" Hero Uses Their Ultimate: [Louder Gunshot] "Starting the field test, here goes nothing!"
Hero Is Being Attacked: "Looks like I've drawn their attention!" Hero Is Close To Death: "Time for a tactical retreat." Hero Dies: "Remember my deeds."
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: "Oh dear, there's blood on my cloak." Keep Clicking On Hero 2: "What better testing conditions than a battlefield?" Keep Clicking On Hero 3: "I wonder what I should cook this evening" Keep Clicking On Hero 4: "I really ought to get around to cleaning this thing."
Caleb Reed
This one was actually good.
Alexander Allen
>Shall I tell you my tale? Were your people once kings a long time ago?
Name: Arjuhn Parthuunaxosus Sex: Male Race: Dragonborn Game: DnD 5e
Hero is Created: Fire! Steel! Fury! Idle Statement: The enemy will not wait!
Hero is Selected 1: I sense you! Hero is Selected 2: What are my orders? Hero is Selected 3: I was tired of waiting.
Hero Moves 1: Where I go, order shall follow! Hero Moves 2: I am the cornerstone to the bastion! Hero Moves 3: I am already there.
Hero Attacks 1: It is already dead. Hero Attacks 2: The ax comes down! Hero Attacks 3: They will not pass me! Hero Uses Their Ultimate: This shall be their crematorium!
Hero Is Being Attacked: They strike but I do not fall! Hero Is Close To Death: You will all come with me to Hell! Hero Dies: If only I could give my life again...
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: Let me ax you a question. Keep Clicking On Hero 2: As we speak the kingdom burns. Keep Clicking On Hero 3: Is it because of the enemy or did I leave my oven on? Keep Clicking On Hero 4: If we let it cook a little longer, I can claim my insurance!
Easton Russell
Name: Hammond Lytton Sex: M Race: Human Game: 5e
Hero is Created: Right, time to go then Idle Statement: So... when's shit going down again?
Hero is Selected 1: Yep? Hero is Selected 2: Right? Hero is Selected 3: What is it?
Hero Moves 1: Gotcha Hero Moves 2: On it Hero Moves 3: Off I go
Hero Attacks 1: Get here ya bastard Hero Attacks 2: You're fucked Hero Attacks 3: This'll teach ya Hero Uses Their Ultimate: HAHAH HERE WE FUCKING GO!
Hero Is Being Attacked: Fuckin bastard! Hero Is Close To Death: SHIT SHIT SHIT need some help here! Hero Dies: No... not again...
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: You alright there? Keep Clicking On Hero 2: What the fuck? Keep Clicking On Hero 3: Nah seriously fuck off. Keep Clicking On Hero 4: RIGHT CUNT, THAT'S IT!
Matthew Johnson
vocaroo.com/i/s0a5B9OkbrA1 I was trying to pull off my best "foreign" voice, but I'm afraid my voice isn't deep enough and the funny accentation hinders instead of helping. Sorry.
vocaroo.com/i/s0InSgtwZ8L4 I'm afraid he just sounds like a faggot. Also, when I go into my role of "foppish rogue", I tend to perform every single emotion on just a single note. Sorry.
Hero is Created: Ninja ready! Idle Statement: So were we gonna do something or...?
Hero is Selected 1: You called? Hero is Selected 2: Yeah? Hero is Selected 3: Good choice!
Hero Moves 1: Moving! Hero Moves 2: I'll be right there! Hero Moves 3: Gang way!
Hero Attacks 1: Time for a little Subtlety and Diplomacy! Hero Attacks 2: Two blades are better than one! Hero Attacks 3: How do you like that sneak attack? Hero Uses Their Ultimate: They'll never see me coming~
Hero Is Being Attacked: Haven't felt that in a while... Hero Is Close To Death: Uh, little help here? Hero Dies: Looks like I'm going from half-ghost to all-ghost...
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: Where's that wizard when you need him? Keep Clicking On Hero 2: Yeah, I'm half-ghost, but I'm all-woman~ Keep Clicking On Hero 3: Did you know that with a single full attack I can reduce all of a creature's ability scores by 10 each? Keep Clicking On Hero 4: Keep that up and I'll give you a hands-on demonstration.
Hunter Cox
Name: AJ Perez Sex: Male Race: Human Game: Hunter: the Vigil
Hero is Created: Have no fear, AJ's here! Idle Statement: Do you still need me here or can I scram?
Hero is Selected 1: Ya need something hacked? Hero is Selected 2: I'm ready if you are. Hero is Selected 3: Big man here, ready!
Hero Moves 1: This might take a while...! Hero Moves 2: Can't I *huff* *puff* just walk there...? Hero Moves 3: *phew* Alright boss!
Hero Attacks 1: Aha! Now we're talking! Hero Attacks 2: You're going dooown! Hero Attacks 3: This is is gonna be a slobberknocker! Hero Uses Their Ultimate: Let's see you fight without... This! [click]
Hero Is Being Attacked: Boss! I need some backup, ASAP! Hero Is Close To Death: Oof... I don't think I'm gonna make it. Hero Dies: Goddamn you!
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: I attended wrestling school once. I... fell on the ring and broke it on the first day. Keep Clicking On Hero 2: Next time we're going on a field mission, I'm getting my van. Keep Clicking On Hero 3: My laptop has a killer processor, a ludicrous RAM and it's battery is out of this world! ...But it can't run Crisis. Keep Clicking On Hero 4: Ya know, I could sit back home with a nice burger playing DOOM, but when you get down to it, real violence is just more fun!
James Clark
>Parthuunaxosus
Where is your originality?
Chase Taylor
>Name: Victor LeRoux III >Sex: Male >Race: Human >Game: Persona TTRPG (MaOCT)
>Hero is Created: "I have appointments to keep. Let's make this quick." >Idle Statement: "Let's see... Bishop to E6, and then..."
>Hero is Selected 1: "LeRoux reporting. Doesn't that sound very assassin esque?" >Hero is Selected 2: "Try not to get me killed, yes?" >Hero is Selected 3: "Your orders?"
>Hero Moves 1: "As you wish." >Hero Moves 2: "Moving to designated position." >Hero Moves 3: "Really? *There?* Fine."
>Hero Attacks 1: "Montresor!" >Hero Attacks 2: "It got blood on my uniform! At least, I very much hope that's blood." >Hero Attacks 3: "Don't throw up, don't throw up" >Hero Uses Their Ultimate: "Checkmate!"
>Hero Is Being Attacked: "Montresor, cover me!" >Hero Is Close To Death: "Hrk! That's *my* blood?" >Hero Dies: "Please, I'm afraid of the dark."
>Keep Clicking On Hero 1: "What? Yes, I'm researching chess. It's a valuable strategical asset. It's not like I'm trying to impress that girl or anything." >Keep Clicking On Hero 2: "This isn't nearly as fun without the other three idiots around." >Keep Clicking On Hero 3: "No, I'm not just trying to sound cool. Where did you get that idea?" >Keep Clicking On Hero 4: "Hmm. So the square of x would be...huh? Look, I have to keep my grades up."
Henry Hill
Vocaroo user, you the real MVP of this thread.
Jordan Myers
Which user is that?
Camden Brooks
Excuse me, vocaroo anons, plural. Cowboy guy and subtle lisp guy. And maybe a third professional voice actor guy who wandered in by accident, I can't tell.
Camden Miller
Name: Stephen Volkhard Sex: Male Race: Human Game: Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay; 2E
(Entertainer->Minstrel->Demagogue)
Hero is Created: What's the job, boss? Idle Statement: Uh... boss? You still there?
Hero is Selected 1: Oy! Hero is Selected 2: What's up, boss? Hero is Selected 3: Witches to kill?
Hero Moves 1: Beastmen over here, right? It's always Beastmen... Hero Moves 2: Sure thing, boss. Hero Moves 3: (hums a few chords)
Hero Attacks 1: LET'S KICK SOME ASS! Hero Attacks 2: I'M COMING FOR YOU! Hero Attacks 3: LET'S GE' 'EM! Hero Uses Their Ultimate: SIGMAR!!!
Hero Is Being Attacked: Hey, not on the boots! Hero Is Close To Death: (sigh) Not again... Hero Dies: I'm comin', pee-pop.
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: (to the tune of the Spongebob Squarepants theme) Who lives in the port of Marienburg? THORGRIM AXEFIST! Short, strong, and foe of the Kurg! THORGRIM AXEFIST! Keep Clicking On Hero 2: If piles of dead Beastmen is something you wish! THORGRIM AXEFIST! Keep Clicking On Hero 3: Then put their names on his black-marked list! THORGRIM AXEFIST! Keep Clicking On Hero 4: THORGRIM AXEFIST! THORGRIM AXEFIST! WATCH OUT, HE'S PISSED! THORGRIM! AXEFIIIIIIST!
My man...
Connor Phillips
id like to say thank you for giving me something to do this boring evening
Nolan Diaz
Name: White Stones Lydian Sex: Male Race: Human Game: Exalted
Hero is Created: "Judgment has come." Idle Statement: "I need no more time for my deliberations."
Hero is Selected 1: "I am ready." Hero is Selected 2: "Yes?" Hero is Selected 3: "Is it time?"
Hero Attacks 1: "I will judge you." Hero Attacks 2: "Dance amidst the bones!" Hero Attacks 3: "The bone serpent strikes!" Hero Uses Their Ultimate: "I sentence you to die!"
Hero Is Being Attacked: "Upstart curs...!" Hero Is Close To Death: "Is this how it ends...?" Hero Dies: "Sifu... forgive me..."
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: "Once there was a bloodstained maiden..." Keep Clicking On Hero 2: "...who had lost everything she loved by her very own hand..." Keep Clicking On Hero 3: "...She heard a voice whisper through the night.." Keep Clicking On Hero 4: "...wait, ruins. Blast! I never can remember these sutras..."
Lucas Reed
Name: Lucius Domira Sex: Male Race: Human Game: D&D 5E
Hero is Created: A worthy foe you say? Excellent. Idle Statement: I did not come to wait around, be about it.
Hero is Selected 1: Yes? Hero is Selected 2: What is it? Hero is Selected 3: Hm?
Hero Attacks 1: Die, wretch. Hero Attacks 2: Pathetic, pathetic! Hero Attacks 3: Your end comes. Hero Uses Their Ultimate: BURN IN HELL!
Hero Is Being Attacked: How dare you touch me? Hero Is Close To Death: You'll pay for this slight. Hero Dies: Ach, not again.
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: Selling my soul just to live up to the family name seems like a poor choice, no? Apparently not. Keep Clicking On Hero 2: I've cheated death twice already, once more shouldn't hurt. Keep Clicking On Hero 3: The debate of magical potency versus martial prowess is long-standing, yet solved by three words. Why not both? Keep Clicking On Hero 4: You should know I'm not all bad. I've done my fair share of heroics, though perhaps not for the right reasons.
He was really edgy in-game, too.
Nathan Scott
Name: Lotte Chivay Sex: Female Race: Human Game: D&D
Hero is Created: Time for a field test. Idle Statement: Patience is key, but this is a bit silly.
Hero is Selected 1: Mhmm? Hero is Selected 2: A plan? Hero is Selected 3: Any ideas?
Hero Moves 1: Of course. Hero Moves 2: At once. Hero Moves 3: This way?
Hero Attacks 1: You're wide open. Hero Attacks 2: Far too slow. Hero Attacks 3: Try this. Hero Uses Their Ultimate: Hold still for a second... ...there we go!
Hero Is Being Attacked: Where's the backup? Hero Is Close To Death: This is far from ideal. Hero Dies: No, I'm not done yet.
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: Magic needn't be violent, of course That doesn't mean I can't defend myself. Keep Clicking On Hero 2: Enough force there and it should... what is it? Keep Clicking On Hero 3: When I get my work done, there won't be any need for this bloodshed. Keep Clicking On Hero 4: If I had a few minutes to think and just a couple of reagents this would be so much simpler.
Jose Phillips
Thank you for the v/a work on daniel
Henry Reyes
Now pick a DPS hero, a Tank hero and a Support hero.
Sebastian Miller
Name: Asimov Sex: N/A Race: Warforged Game: 5e
Hero is Created: Arcane defense platform ready and waiting Idle Statement: Current status, Standby
Hero is Selected 1: Awaiting order. Hero is Selected 2: Please state your command Hero is Selected 3: Ready for instructions
Hero Attacks 1: Please reference 2nd law Hero Attacks 2: Conflict In orders Hero Attacks 3: So long as it is not a gnome Hero Uses Their Ultimate: Barrier engaged
Hero Is Being Attacked:3rd law enacted Hero Is Close To Death: Repairs needed Hero Dies: I dont blame you
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: Line is open, please give your order. Keep Clicking On Hero 2: Repeated input may result in a backlog of request Keep Clicking On Hero 3:I am not the only one in need of a debugging it seems. Keep Clicking On Hero 4: Would you like to turn on sticky keys? Would have recorded but shitty free audio program and shitty mic.
Would "DRIVE ME CLOSER" be a good Ultimate quote for a commissar?
Charles Hernandez
Nah, that sounds like a "Hero Attacks" line, desu.
Colton Cox
Think the commissar in dawn of war 2 says that when you put him in a transport.
Blake Davis
This thread will likely not survive into tomorrow, but by the Emperor if it does these Guardsmen will know discipline.
Ian Ramirez
Name: Samuel Vogel Sex: Male Race: Vampire, Caitiff 14th Generation Game: VtM, set in West Berlin 1989
Hero is Created: Alright what sort of papers did you need... wait is this a battlefield? Idle Statement: Huh, looks like they forgot about me. Nice!
Hero is Selected 1: You do know I'm not a soldier, right? Hero is Selected 2: Alright, what is it this time? Hero is Selected 3: Crap, you remembered I was here.
Hero Moves 1: Finally taking me off the front lines? Hero Moves 2: Alright, alright. Hero Moves 3: Off I go
Hero Attacks 1: Eat poorly-aimed flares, scum! Hero Attacks 2: You sure? Hero Attacks 3: Just point and shoot, right? Hero Uses Their Ultimate: Don't worry, I have enough boom for everyone!
Hero Is Being Attacked: Ow shit! That hurts, you know! Hero Is Close To Death: I told you I wasn't cut out for fighting! Hero Dies: So much for being immortal...
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: You know I could be getting you a passport or something... Keep Clicking On Hero 2: Political power, riches, eternal (un)life? Keep Clicking On Hero 3: No? Just keep shooting at bad guys? Keep Clicking On Hero 4: *sigh* Fine. I'll shoot at bad guys.
Charles Turner
>People are seriously doing this faggot's work for him for his shitty kickstarter trash
Landon Howard
Thanks user! That was good
Benjamin Jackson
This actually isn't a bad idea for how to set up a character.
RTS lines are always a bit overplayed or overdramatic, so you don't need to feel stupid for sounding cliche. They're designed to impart personality & inform the player at the same time. I might give this to some players as a design exercise.
Colton Foster
It can be hard to do something like this before you've had a chance to play the character at least once. It might embed certain cliches which otherwise wouldn't take root.
Luke Bell
Yeah true. Maybe more as a session 4 thing than a session 0 thing.
John Cook
Name: Anthond Selwe Sex: Male Race: Human Game: 5E
Hero is Created: By the grace of God, I am with you. Idle Statement: When I said I was ready to make a stand for the church.. this isn't what I had in mind.
Hero is Selected 1: I hear you. Hero is Selected 2: What is your command? Hero is Selected 3: Yes?
Hero Moves 1: 'Tis the will of God. Hero Moves 2: I march towards providence. Hero Moves 3: To victory.
Hero Attacks 1: The grace of God comes to you from my gun! Hero Attacks 2: O Lord, bless this sacred sulfur! Hero Attacks 3: Begone, heathen! Hero Uses Their Ultimate: I WIELD THE SPEAR OF THE HEAVENS!
Hero Is Being Attacked: The infidels advance, give no quarter! Hero Is Close To Death: You think you can fell a warrior of the one true God, heretic?! Hero Dies: M'Lord...I come to thee...
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: Keep your hands to yourself. Keep Clicking On Hero 2: Good heavens, look at the time! I'm late for the crusade! Keep Clicking On Hero 3: Oh, could you pick up that cog for me? It seems to have popped out of my harness. Keep Clicking On Hero 4: This bullet says you're a HERETIC!
Henry Davis
I panicked when it came to a last name and didn't want to use something entirely from the player's handbook.
Sorry.
Levi Lewis
Name: Ingway Sex: Male Race: Human Game: D&D 5e
Hero is Created: Ah, well, suppose it's time I get to work. Idle Statement: Hmm? Taking a break? Don't mind if I do.
Hero is Selected 1: How can I assist you? Hero is Selected 2: You require my services? Hero is Selected 3: Yes, yes, I'm here.
Hero Moves 1: Of course. Hero Moves 2: As you wish. Hero Moves 3: Immediately.
Hero Attacks 1: Behold my powers of persuasion. Hero Attacks 2: Go forth my pets! Hero Attacks 3: Klaatu barada nikto~ Hero Uses Their Ultimate: Rise my children, Servants of the After!
Hero Is Being Attacked: A sting, this one. Hero Is Close To Death: Steady...steady on... Hero Dies: Guess I performed this one for free...
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: Well now, what's a few clicks between friends, eh? Keep Clicking On Hero 2: I say, you're rather pushy aren't you? Keep Clicking On Hero 3: Wish I had your free time. Keep Clicking On Hero 4: And persistence.
Dunno if we're supposed to throw in a line of background or not but he's a necromancer and a consummate professional, if that helps anybody's reading.
Isaiah Martinez
Does she have blade legs I really hope so
Jacob Edwards
I'm not recording it because I'm incredibly insecure about my voice
Name: Clarissa Newhouse Sex: F Race: Human Game: D&D5e
Hero is Created: "Clarissa Newhouse, Paladin of Torm, at your service." Idle Statement: "Um... I'll be here when you're ready?"
Hero is Selected 1: "How can I help?" Hero is Selected 2: "Am I needed?" Hero is Selected 3: "Clarissa here."
Hero Moves 1: "We can do this!" Hero Moves 2: "I'm on it!" Hero Moves 3: "Good enough plan to me."
Hero Attacks 1: "In the name of Torm!" Hero Attacks 2: "You're not hurting anyone else, monster!" Hero Attacks 3: "You've refused redemption." Hero Uses Their Ultimate: "Torm... please, grant me your strength!"
Hero Is Being Attacked: "Be careful, enemies are attacking." Hero Is Close To Death: "K... keep behind me, everyone!" Hero Dies: "L... Laurence, goodbye..."
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: "A Paladin of Love and Friendship: Clarissa Newhouse! In the name of Torm, I will punish you!" Keep Clicking On Hero 2: "Guns? Why would I use guns? If it's in my romance novels, it's probably the best way of doing things." Keep Clicking On Hero 3: "You're getting pushy. I'm only falling for that trick once, you know!" Keep Clicking On Hero 4: "I've always felt a little empty. I think I'm going a little too far with that, though."
Hero is Created: Justice has arrived. Idle Statement: Send me to split mountains or to chase the wind, just don't make me wait anymore!
Hero is Selected 1: Justice calls. Hero is Selected 2: Yes? Hero is Selected 3: Need a hero?
Hero Moves 1: For all the broken dreams. Hero Moves 2: You can't evade Justice. Hero Moves 3: Isn't there a straighter path?
Hero Attacks 1: I'VE FOUGHT HAMSTERS TOUGHER THAN YOU! Hero Attacks 2: FACE JUSTICE! Hero Attacks 3: GET BOMBED, DREAMBREAKER! Hero Uses Their Ultimate: I SHALL BE YOUR CATACLYSM!
Hero Is Being Attacked: I'm getting ambushed! Hero Is Close To Death: Time to unmask. Hero Dies: Thus dies... Justice...
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: I know I'm small, but you can see me, right? Keep Clicking On Hero 2: There are criminals out there. Keep Clicking On Hero 3: Cities have been ravaged by my wrath. Do you think you'll fare any better? Keep Clicking On Hero 4: Stop clicking me or you'll end up like Kiln.
Sebastian Garcia
Name: Sun Splitter Sex: Male Race: Human Game: Exalted
Hero is Created: I have awoken! Idle Statement: Shadows lengthen, and I grow impatient.
Hero is Selected 1: You have my attention. Hero is Selected 2: The Sun's Chosen is ready. Hero is Selected 3: Yes?
Hero Moves 1: I go. Hero Moves 2: Where I walk, darkness flees. Hero Moves 3: Too simple of a task for me.
Hero Attacks 1: Their mistake was raising my ire! Hero Attacks 2: Enough! Hero Attacks 3: Is this your best? Hero Uses Their Ultimate: I am above all. You will not triumph!
Hero Is Being Attacked: They seek to test me. Hero Is Close To Death: No, I refuse to die like this! Hero Dies: The sun sets...
Keep Clicking On Hero 1: I dreamt I was a butterfly or am I butterfly dreaming of me? Keep Clicking On Hero 2: What do you mean I'm proud? I'm humble. I'm exceptionally humble. No one is more humble than me. Keep Clicking On Hero 3: No, I do not know my "power level." Keep Clicking On Hero 4: But it would certainly be over nine thousand.
