Veeky Forums, I want to see the jankiest, dumbest, piece of shit decks you can muster. Doesn't matter what game, or what format. I want to see the kind of nonsense that makes you stare in confusion and concern at your opponent for running it. I want complete horseshit of an upsetting degree.
I'll start with a particular favorite of mine, called Splinter Tin.
52 Mountains 4 x Some Giant that's power was based on how many mountains were in play. 4 x Some card that allowed me to get it out on the second turn
It actually worked a few times, but it would only work against a particular player once.
Austin Price
Countryside Crusher?
Not sure what the other card is though.
Lucas Scott
This is my beautiful disaster, my grotesque marvel. I love this deck, and it's made of such garbage.
Robert Richardson
I am sickened. Sickened and aroused.
So as far as I can see, this is basically just dumping big cost spirits into your graveyard to boost Slumbering Tora while setting up for Karador, as well as taking out pretty much anything via the Shoals/ramping into the big things you keep dumping. Wow.
Nolan Thomas
sometimes it just ramps with hana kami/kodama's reach, or fails to ramp and plays super awkward control with the shoals. The endgame is usually kuro with shoal/kirin backup to just stomp his way through the empty board.
Nathaniel Perry
58 lands and a fatal frenzy my dude
Adam Rogers
Always this. Someone was being pushy about playing modern legal decks during casual play, so I played this and actually won. He legitimately claimed it was unfair and got real salty.
Blake Morris
4x Lost in the Woods 4x Howl of the Night Pack 4x Harmonize 48x Forest Sideboard: 4x Elixir of Immortality 11x whatever else you want
Nicholas Ross
My nightmare deck:
4 treasure hunt 2 lightning storm 4 contested warzone 4 reliquary tower Red blue duals Islands, Swamps Mountains.
Sideboard is blue black duals and 2 zombie infestation.
Angel Sanchez
I did something similar, but it was just 2 infestations and 4 treasure hunts. Took it to an FNM and my opponent had to stop playing while he laughed his ass off.
Cameron Evans
I like to switch it out. Nothing like beating kikichord with zombie hunt.
Aaron Garcia
Thing in the Ice/Ludevic's Test Subject, Runed Stalactite/Amoeboid Changeling, Moonmist/Waxing Moon. Change your transformable creatures into Humans or wolves, tranform them with MoonMist/Waxing Moon. I have a load more other jank decks, it's pretty much a format in my playgroup.
Grayson Johnson
I used to troll xmage modern with grixis "no fun allowed" Every SINGLE card in that deck that wasnt a land was one of the following >counterspell >removal >land destruction
And every time I'd play a card I'd say in chat "No fun allowed"
Did this multiple times a day for weeks before getting bored.
Brayden Barnes
I love decks that feel like the flavor of the day villain in an mtg cartoon, a la yugioh.
Ryder Jenkins
i wanna make a deck that just pumps huge amounts of chronozoas as fast as possible, any ideas?
I know one is hexmage to remove counters - but id rather run g/u for parallel lives hahaha
Ian Cox
I'm building a jank deck for Modern FNM It uses cards like Spreading Seas, Evil Presence and Imprisoned in the Moon to stop my opponent from generating the mana he needs Add in Duress and Despise (fucking price tag on Thoughtseize and Inquisition of Kozilek) to get the few cards he could cast out of the way and Early Frost for the lands I couldn't enchant Ashiok is the wincon
Isaiah Baker
>Price tag of Inquisition Wait I take that back, it dropped a lot
Ryder Green
someone posted glittering wish in the previous modern general so i made this. > tappedout.net/mtg-deckpaste/glitter-and-gold-1/ wishboard: geist of saint traft kambal, consul of allocation detention sphere fracturing gust jund charm kolaghan's command sphinx's revelation wear // tear nahiri, the harbinger saheeli rai bring to light dreadbore rise // fall safewright quest slaughter games
i guess supreme verdict should be in the side?
Andrew Moore
Behold. I haven't updated it in awhile.
// Deck: Fifth Element (60)
// Lands 1 Mutavault 1 Blood Crypt 4 Bloodstained Mire 4 Cavern of Souls 2 Hall of the Bandit Lord 1 Mountain 4 Primal Beyond 1 Sacred Foundry 1 Steam Vents 1 Stomping Ground 4 Wooded Foothills
// Creatures 4 Flamekin Harbinger 4 Mulldrifter 4 Simian Spirit Guide 4 Generator Servant 4 Smokebraider 4 Incandescent Soulstoke 4 Nova Chaser 2 Horde of Notions 2 Doomgape 4 Liege of the Tangle
Landon Nelson
Cheesy mono black discard 4x Barren Moor 4x Blackmail 4x Brain Pry 4x Desert of the Glorified 4x Hymn to Tourach 2x Liliana's Caress 4x Mire's Toll 4x Quest for the Nihil Stone 4x Raven's Crime 4x Scroll of Griselbrand 4x Smallpox 8x Swamp 3x Tasigur's Cruelty 4x Waste Not 3x Wrench Mind
