A powerful veteran of the Emperor's Children is coming for you...

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badassery_Embodiment
Fuck degenerate EC

>Shadow Stealth
>Hide in Shadows
>Hide in someone else's shadow and remain undetected.

the second he turns on the lights i am fucked

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Existence_Recovery?useskin=oasis

Infinite respawns? Yes please, Lucius ain't got nothin' on me!

>only respawn
>nothing stopping him from raping you

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Form_Mimicry?useskin=oasis

This is heavily implying I want to run from a fellow degenerate in the first place.

I'd kill him by becoming mist and letting him breath me in, then transition into solid ice in his lungs.

>Photosynthetic blood
I feel insulted. That's not even a power, that's biology.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fertility_Magic
How is this supposed to help?

It's like that PBF comic with the two rabbits stuck in the pit.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telepathy
Fine, I guess I'll use my telepathy to get in touch with and ask him to save me. Fuck this gay earth man! I never get lucky with my power rolls.

>implying I can't kill myself, respawn, and attempt to kill the slaaneshi marine, and respawn again as many times as necessary until I get lucky.
>implying that with my eternal soul, I can't become a psyker and tear a hole into the warp as many times as necessary until I've killed the slaaneshi marine.
>implying I can't repeat the process for centuries with Imperial worlds, gaining borderline malcador-tier arcane might and knowledge until Tzeentch sees fit to bestow me the gift of daemon princehood.
>implying I wouldn't be the most terrifying bird daemon within ten segmentums.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Personal_Probability_Manipulation

am fated to find a powerful holy weapon and kill him with ease

Malcandor-tier?
>3rd most powerful human psyker
>3 squared is 9
I see what you did there.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Bomb_Generation
"I thought I would be fighting a hardcore son of a bitch who knew how to avoid explosive deathtraps. Instead I got a drug addled dipshit charging straight into my kill zone. I feel ripped off."

Ah, I'd been wondering if Veeky Forums had lost its touch. Good to see something's still there. Praise Tzeentch.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Physiology
Yeah, I'm good. Thanks, Tzeentch.

>Axiom Manipulation
>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Axiom_Manipulation
Fool. You cannot rape me, for I AM RAPE INCARNATE, IT IS I WHO SHALL BE DOING THE RAPING. BEQUEATH TO ME THY REAR, AND SUBMIT.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Matter_State_Shift?useskin=oasis
Fuck him, I AM THE CHANGELING

HA

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demiurge_Physiology

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temptation_Embodiment?useskin=oasis

Fuck, I'm just a more appealing target now

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Natural_Warping?useskin=oasis

Pretty sure I'd win

>Amazon Physiology

Well...

You're still getting it in your bad dragon onahole

I now don't smell. Guess it's slightly easier to hide now, though I'm not really good with stealth to begin with...

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_System_Destruction

It's ok guys, I got this.

Aren't planets getting blown up a "Tuesday" for the 40k universe?

I think Malcador was the second most powerfull

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ability_Creation?useskin=oasis

Seens that I would beat him easily.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artificial_Limbs

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Death-Force_Aura?useskin=oasis
>The tentacles die within 3ft of me

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kejourou_Physiology
>hairy prostitute

Well I guess I win

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artificial_Limbs

FEEL MY IRON COCK IN YOUR REAR TRAITOR SCUM!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Realm_Connection?useskin=oasis
Now i'm thinking with portals

No, Magnus the Red is second.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Polearm_Construction
That looks more like a Khorne thing to me.
Still dead, I can't beat a marine in close combat.

Big E and Magnus had Malcador beat in term of psychic might. Malcador was the most powerful "regular" human as far as we know though.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Forest_Adaptation

Garbage. Thanks Tzeentch.

Hm, atleast he can't pull psychic shit. But yeah, Im still fucked. Literally.

Is it? Magnus supposedly needed help from Tzeentch to transport his city when Russ decided to attack Prospero, while Malcador hide a entire moon(Titan) in the warp only with his own power

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Skill_Adaptation?useskin=oasis
PRAISE THE CHANGER OF WAYS

>Sentience Manipulation

Take away his free will amd make him my cock slave desu

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Brain_Drain

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weather_Generation
If I can look like chocolate drow there I'll even thank Tzeentch.

I think its a bad idea to suck the brain of a Emperor's Children Chaos Marine.

An ancient Chosen to boot.

Who knows what screwed-up shit he has in his brain?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Projection
fuck you tzeentch this is the opposite of helpful

Enough ideas of what he doesn't want done to him to make his suffering legendary

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Snow_Manipulation

Well fuck... Let's hope I'm not somewhere hot as shit otherwise I'm in deep. And so is the marine.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Lordship

Is this legit or is Tzeentch just fucking with me?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Extraction
Oh god I'm going to become a villain after getting a body full of slaanesh life force. At least I live(?)

Blue Bird has a liking to you.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence
Tzeetch and me have fused. We are one

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Communication
At least I can call Tzeentch a faggot before I die.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rules_of_This_Wiki
This is a bit too meta for me, Tzeentch.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Arachnid_Manipulation

I might not scare the marine, but at least I could bring the world down with me.

>Radiation Ball Projection

Shit shit shit shit shit shit

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wormhole_Creation
Bait them using my power to evade and then use a wormhole to send them into the center of a black hole.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Creation

This power definitely has the smell of Tzeentch, that's for sure.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Xenarthra_Physiology?useskin=oasis

I guess I have two ways: become a greater champion of Slaanesh with the power of anteater tongue or roll in a ball and hope that he will get bored and leave.

>Knowledge embodiment
Turns out I WAS TZEENTCH ALL ALONG
Just as planed.

>Indomitable Will

Nothing to stop me from getting fucked, but at I'll be dead before I'm broken.

I'm confused by mine.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rank_Promotion?useskin=oasis

Does this mean I can just create an army of commissars?

OH dear God.

I got Supernatural Endurance
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Endurance
Meaning I can last longer and make it even more fun for him until I die or he gets bored and shoots me, in which I hope I survive that.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cycle_Manipulation
I honestly have no idea. Maybe I can res my Emperor this way?

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mental_Attacks
>Also Called
>Emotional Attacks/Techniques
>Empathic Attacks/Techniques
>Mental Techniques
>Mind Attacks/Techniques
>Psychic Attacks/Techniques
>Telepathic Attacks/Techniques

Bless you, mighty Tzeentch! The fuckery I will inflict on the EC vet will probably just turn him on all the more, but that's OK because I love Slaanesh too.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Remote_Teleportation?useskin=oasis

I teleport him remotely into the center of the golden throne, not the palace, not the room, but the actual throne, jamming it up with his body causing it to cease functioning. That is the only possible reason I can see him gifting me such a useful power.

Kiting whore

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Liquid_Generation

Well, I'm screwed.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fantasy_Imprisonment

I can't tell if this is perfect or the worst possible idea

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flaw_Enhancement

Ironic. He could bring others to perfection, but not himself.

AKA, I'm ripping the fucker apart or driving him catatonic levels of batshit and hoping to the God Emperor he's not Lucius.

>What has Tzeentch granted you and how do you fare?
Psychic Feedback. I guess I try to induce them to attempt psychic rape first and melt their brains when they try? Hopefully they don't start with the fleshwarping, that'd be unfortunate.

I hope you like books gay boi

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Book_Jumping?useskin=oasis

Cause Papa Tzeentch hooked me up
>Throw the fucker into a Guardsman's Primer, wait for it to get burned

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Mutation?useskin=oasis

Well first of all, I let Big Bird know I'm very pleased with this gift, and then I ruin the Champion

Aren't there simpler ways for Tzeentch to get a Chaos Champion booty call?

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Inversion
THANK YOU BLESSED CHANGER OF WAYS

i knew backing big birb instead of dog face would pay out in the end!

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Difficulty_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

Set challenge to very easy. Suck it, Slaanesh

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Change_Embodiment

Quite fitting that tzeentch gave me this a.

>Feline Physiology
I'm fucked but now I'm kawaii?
powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Feline_Physiology?useskin=oasis

Just generate a few gallons of McDonald's coffee into the fuckers face

>Tzeentch gives you a portion of his soul
>You were Tzeentch all along

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mental_Entity_Physiology

I guess I become a Chaos god. Shit, now there's 7 of us.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Objects?useskin=oasis

Do i get to choose the object?

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Future_Order_Manipulation

Very Tzeentchian. I think I'm in a very good position to not only survive the Marine, but to survive 40k in general. I can also make futures where I lose this power never occur.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Musical_Intuition
That's not going to help but that's fine, you can't rape the willing let's get it on.

Whoo ! Shiftmorphing, I have no idea of what I can do, but I may have a chance

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hell_Embodiment
I AM THE WARP PERSONIFIED MOTHERFUCKER COME AT ME BRO

...

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Forgiveness

>oh shit
>wait a minute
>I got one shot on this
>It's a very, very long shot, but that's all I have

As the huge purple warrior enters the peaceful chapel, every soul in the room fells silent. His presence promises death, his attire promises pain and his eyes gleam with masochism honed by his god during the untold centuries.
"Loyalist, prepare yourself for I, Lord Maxormus the Vortexcaller, am about to..."
"I forgive you"
"Excuse me?"
"I forgive you..."
"You... you WHAT? Forgive me?!" He spats out the words as if he'd drank acid. "I do not ask for your forgivenessss. There is nothing to forgive, for I am the one who..."
"I know all the terrible things you've done. I know how and what has been done. You don't have to be afraid anymore, you've done nothing wrong."
"..."
"Shlaanesh tricked your legion and you couldn't disobey your orders or betray your brothers. You are the one who was betrayed. So that's why I forgive your actions. You don't owe anyone anything anymore. You are free."

The champion stared at the person who had forgiven him, then at the fearful eyes pointed at him. Without uttering a single word, he turned and left.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/TCG_Manipulation
>buy the newest broken af $240 yugi-oh deck
>not even a challenge

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/TCG_Manipulation
>buy the newest broken af $240 yugi-oh deck
>not even a challenge

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space-Time_Mimicry
>He just keeps thrusting into my intangible ass

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Presence
>The power to be in the past, present and future at the same time.

So I've been granted the power of being raped in all possible timelines at once. Thanks a fucking lot, Tzeentch.