Rivals of Ixalan leak!

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Aw man, who else is looking forward to Necroboatence and Manta Leak?

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Someone put a lot of work into this joke and I approve of it. Well done, whoever you were.

I'll shit myself if it isn't a joke. Sometimes WoTC has a sense of humor. Sometimes.

Nothing about it on the Mothership. Looks like something someone put together on their own for laughs. Thoroughly worth a read, there are *many* subtle jokes and surprisingly good card designs in here.

IxalUN

The art here is straight-up an Animorphs book cover. Definitely a joke.

>artist credit is K.A. Applegate
She didn't draw the fucking covers damn it

Way funnier than Unstable.

Fucking kek, I wish this was real so I could run Birds of paradise in my dinotribal deck

>dat flavor text
I don't know the guy who made this joke set, but he's a great guy. Needs to be given a real job doing it since he's better at it than WotC is these days.

Is this a reference to something? The design seems legit cool and could be an actual card.

Nope. There's just some legit cards in this joke set. Several of the vehicles could be real, and a number of the colored cards could be real (not counting all the funny reprints).

God dam this set is perfect

Wasn't expecting much out of this but damn. One of the best custom sets I've seen, I'd be fine if we got this instead of unstable.

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I can't decide if this is brilliant, stupid, or both.

When I first heard pirates and dinosaurs I assumed they were talking about the upcoming unset.

This guy can actually design good, flavorful cards. What the fuck.

>this broken shit doesn't cost 10RRRRR
Banned in al formats.

Nailed it.

this is a better unset than unstable by miles

2real4me

LMAO

you all better invest in modern burn before it spikes.

This shit is a riot, why is it so good?

hearthstone memes, oh boy

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lmao, what the fuck is this shit?

Holy shit that flavor text

The time warp but with the art from HS was legitimately hilarious.

This goes infinite with 1 vehicle. Most of these cards are great, though.

Oh my god. How do they not catch these things? First its copy cat now its rat trap.

Why is this not real?

This is wonderful

Didn't GoodGamery used to be MiseTings? Man, I miss that site.

cove can't be legit.

Why am I laughing more at this than the real un-set
Maybe fucking PIRATES and DINOSAURS just sounds like perfect un-set material, and the parodies of older cards are more liberal here than in unstable.
Except crow storm. Crow storm is the fucking best shit.

Bump

I want these cards more than unstable.

And rivals of ixalan for that matter.

Oh is that the card that have away this might be a fan made joke set? Get checked for autism

hearty chuckle. thanks whoever made this.

>goodgamery.com/2017/11/rivals-of-ixalan-visual-spoiler/

Best flavor right here.

Because Unstable is a set based entirely on a shitty meme card

>additional lands
>s
>dumps hand onto the battlefield turn 2

Which one...?
Which one shitty meme card is the entire set based around?
I legitimately have no idea what you're on about user.

She didn't write most of the books either.

It's the little things that really get you.
Also whoever made these cards seems to be pushing an eldrazi angle on the plane. Is this in Ixalan, or are they just fucking with us more?

A+

ITT: A random guy pulling a prank makes a better Un-set than Wizards during a lunch break

Not him but obviously Steamflogger Boss.

I completely forgot about that card.
Eh, they decided they wanted to use the un-sets as mechanical testing grounds, just like future sight, so they're seeing if they can take a complete joke mechanic and make it playable.
I suspected they were talking about storm crow.

Really makes you think

Think about what? The obvious 3 choices you'd get with this in EDH?

>It's like 3 mana draw 3, but better

heh

>that flavor text

bump for great justice

Wow.

That art.

I'll be seriously disappointed if wizards don't print a Skeleton Crew in the real Rivals.

>vampires are seeking some kind of treasure that will making them impervious to the sun
>it makes them impervious by burning away all their flesh and leaving only the animated skeletal remains

that salt

This is beautiful

for a fake card, one of the best flavor texts... top notch

functional reprint from... I think Mercadian Masques?

The Rishadan Port flavortext is fucking top notch, tho.

That would be the joke.

It's a reference to that famous case where a guy got banned.

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It's a reference to Pirate Stompy, a scam that made gullible people invest heavily into Rishadan Brigand/Cutpurse/Footpad slightly before Ixalan was released, by spreading a rumor of an unbeatable Legacy deck that relied on these unplayable creatures and some Ixalan cards. It's the same scam as Dramatic Entrance, except this time there wasn't even a decklist, just "this deck I saw is incredible guise".

Most of these cards are piles of references.

>footpad jumped to 10 and settled at 3
>brigand jumped to fucking 20 and settled at 5
Holy shit.

>story spotlights are 'They find the city', 'Jace gets memories back', 'FUCKAN ELDRAZI', 'BOLAS', 'lol Dack gets all the treasure'
It's perfect.

>life preserver doesn't sacrifice the creature as a cost

This is actually a very good card. Better than Guide

If Unstable sells well and WotC decides make another Un-set, they better hire this guy for the lead designer.

They can't do that. He'd make too many actually funny/interesting/competent cards and WotC doesn't do that anymore, they make gimmicks.

Pic related.

sauce?

These are amazing.

This one. In particular. Too true.

so i see you're new here

next mtg Un- set when???

I sincerely hope this is actually an effect in RoI

I don't understang how this works, can somebody explain it to me?

Essentially, it's a timeout corner for legendary creatures. They don't get to come back for seven turns.

You use the land to exile a legendary creature, then the land gets seven counters. It does not untap normally. During each of your upkeeps you remove a counter. When you remove the last counter, it untaps on your next untap step and the exiled creature returns.

It's really not that hard, just follow along on the card.

Seeing this makes me realize how little of an Un- set Unstable really is .

Flavor text should have been
"Two Explores"

Holy shit

I'm sad these aren't real. Reminds me of the days when WoTC had fun. Do you guys remember fun?

I think he was just making a really shitty "you got some 'splaining to do" reference.

i didn't get this one, is it referencing some story thing?

>Shitty

Fuck you, these cards are great.

When was the last time you even heard a I Love Lucy joke anyway?

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It exiles a legendary creature for 7.5 turns. It would be golden if it said "chose" though.

This needs to be a thing that exists. I miss lands that don't produce mana

now that's a keikaku doori. Thank you.

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I would actually love to see that as a card.

Do a "Where's Waldo" on the sheet here:
goodgamery.com/2017/11/rix-leak/

I run GG but did not contribute to this project, merely enjoyed it.

LMAO, didn't even bother checking the sheet, nice.

>I run GG
You can rest soundly knowing that your site made a better un- set than WOTC.

Holy shit that's some good nostalgia.

This actually did make me wonder about the real lore. I thought maybe the 3 Ixilan Gods had similar names to the eldrazi, but they did not. One of them started with a K, but the others don't line up.

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