Why is Nurgle's symbol a fidget spinner?

Why is Nurgle's symbol a fidget spinner?

Symbol of wasting, in general - and wasting of time in particular

Because, like this thread, it's cancer.

I feel like cancer falls under tzeentch, not nurgle

>GW missed the opportunity to make money with a Nurgle spinner

Also, it used to look like a dick.

>I feel like cancer falls under tzeentch, not nurgle

Eh, the flesh change is just magical cancer.
It's a weird bit of overlap between rival gods, like if somebody got off to brutal murder, would they be slaanesh or khorne?

But flesh change actually CHANGES the flesh. Cancer is just the cells growing and growing the same old.

>if somebody got off to brutal murder, would they be slaanesh or khorne?

Did they do it out of anger or pleasure?

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Jacking off to a corpse or someone else killing someone else is squarely in Slaanesh territory.

Khorne does not get off, he just wants his followers to go out and kill shit themselves.

because motherfucking chaos. Are you retarded or something?

Because Nurgle's the God of NEETs.

>Did they do it out of anger or pleasure?
Why not both?

Slaanesh is more serial killer and Khorne is more mass murderer, I guess

Stop confusing Khorne, Khorne gets angry when Khorne is confused!

Is Khorne a autist?

he has 'tard strength

Because it's disgusting

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legitimately got a laugh out of me

Because they are a symptom of the decay of western civilisation and herald the end of this period of relative prosperity and peace we've been enjoying for the past few decades.

There's nothing left now but a long descent into poverty and hopelessness and disease as we are conquered by violent cultists and the institutions we once took such pride in buckle under the strain of millions more people than they were designed and built to support.

Because he's a high school kid.

Better question: why is Hastur's?

Who the hell is Dimetrius?