Playing D&D

>Playing D&D
>Something significant happens
>The DM grabs your character sheet
>He starts sewing colored threads into it
>He murmurs "the skeins of fate tighten" in a low voice--a blank expression on his face

Is this ok?

Is it unprecedented?
Have I always been playing with Tzeentch as the DM?

That's not a fucking skein, retard.

You know what threads I miss having on Veeky Forums instead of these "OP saw a picture on the Internet and had to post it on Veeky Forums" threads?

Poetic liberty is at play.

It depends. Red threads are good, black are bad. The type of knot also matters, though I couldn't tell you why.

No, fuck you. You didn't know what it meant, but you used it anyway because it sounded cool and ominous. Now we get to laugh at you because you're an idiot that can't spend 5 goddamn seconds googling the definitions to words.

Did somebody say embroidery?

>instead
Keep trying faggot, maybe someday you won't be hated by everyone

>More and more dark strands accrue on my sheet

Soon

I only play one shots of DnD so yea whatever.

I really should get around to reading that. It's been on my list for ages.

its worth it

>skeins
skein (noun)
1. Something that is intricately and often bewilderingly complex:
cat's cradle, entanglement, jungle, knot, labyrinth, maze, mesh (often used in plural), morass, snarl, tangle, web.
2. Something that suggests the continuousness of a fine continuous filament:
strand, thread.

Fuck off and stop trying to be a grammar nazi. You're no good at it and just end up making yourself look like a pretentious cunt. You knew what he meant.

>we
Fuck off. You aren't the Lorax, and you don't speak for the faggots.

The purest form of /ss/ I've ever seen to date. And the art's pretty to boot.

I know, Furry Scat. Because obviously you're a king sized faggot.

I miss elf slave threads too.

I get out my scissors and free myself from the tyranny of fate.

Technically he was a semantic nazi, as am I.

Truly, the semantic Nazi is the most confu-

No wait, wrong word. Carry on.

>gm goes to check on his laundry
>how quickly the tide turns

Thulsa Doom threads were great

>Playing D&D
>Something significant happens
>The DM grabs a pile of game pieces
>He starts mashing them together
>He murmurs "with one roll of the dice the whole house of cards will come down... checkmate" in a low voice--a blank expression on his face