What DnD character is Veeky Forums?

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It’s like 120 questions. If you’ve got the time why not go for it?

Last time I got level 1 neutral half-elf bard. This time I got level 2 neutral human wizard, 9/11/10/12/11/14.

Huh. Last time I was Lawful Neutral and an Elf.

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That was a lot more questions than I was expecting

I dispute the alignment given and consider it insulting. I'm clearly Lawful Evil, Neutral Evil at worst.

True neutral human sorcerer (3rd level)

I can totally get behind this. Seems pretty accurate if we lived in a world with magick.

I don't get how I got ranger, but otherwise accurate

Huh, my stats went up a bit from last time. Guess finally starting to work out helped.

Not doing it again, but I got a 2/2 Monk/Sorcerer that was GC last time I did it.

No idea why Chaotic Good. I think the test might be skewed towards chaos.

Some of these questions don't quite make sense to me, like 79- Would you rather spend two hours camping with friends or drinking with friends?
What sort of camping trip with buddies doesn't involve alcohol? Hell, my bug out bag has a bottle of Jack in it.

Alright chill out I'm not that strong. Also oddly enough I'm currently playing a bard with a similar statline(switched around of course) but he's lawful evil.

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Although this is incorrect as the results show me more to be True Neutral.

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (26)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (20)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (28)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Neutral - XXXX (4)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Evil ---- XXXXX (5)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Dwarf ---- XXXXXX (6)
Elf ------ XXXXXX (6)
Gnome ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Halfling - XXXXXXXX (8)
Half-Elf - XXXXXX (6)
Half-Orc - XXXXXXXX (8)

Class:
Barbarian - XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Bard ------ XXXX (4)
Cleric ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Druid ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Fighter --- XXXX (4)
Monk ------ XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Paladin --- XXXXXX (6)
Ranger ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Rogue ----- XXXXXX (6)
Sorcerer -- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Wizard ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)

I dig it, but can you even be a paladin and a sorcerer at the same time? Or paladin and not Lawful Good?

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (25)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (27)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (22)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (23)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXX (6)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Chaos --- XXXXXX (6)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Evil ---- (0)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Dwarf ---- XXXX (4)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Gnome ---- XXXXXX (6)
Halfling - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Half-Orc - XXXX (4)

Class:
Barbarian - XXXX (4)
Bard ------ XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Cleric ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Druid ----- XXXXXX (6)
Fighter --- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Monk ------ XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Paladin --- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Ranger ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Rogue ----- XXXXXXXX (8)
Sorcerer -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Wizard ---- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)

So many of these questions force a binary answer between two answers that aren't mutually exclusive at all.

Some of it's trying to get you to rank things, like the religions.
I said Eastern=Western>New Age.

Lawful Good Human Paladin/Wizard (2nd/1st Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 14
Dexterity- 14
Constitution- 15
Intelligence- 14
Wisdom- 14
Charisma- 14

Well I certainly do have a very good stat average

>assigning alignment
>assigning ability scores
Nah, that's retarded.

Who cares, it's fun

I like the fact that most of us are really bad at what we do as a class.
You get bards with 10 in charisma and Paladins with 11 in strength.

CE Warlock

that's exactly what a chaotic evil would say

Literally me

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (20)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (20)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXX (6)
Neutral - XXXXXXXX (8)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXXX (9)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Evil ---- XXX (3)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Dwarf ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXX (8)
Gnome ---- XXXXXX (6)
Halfling - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXX (9)
Half-Orc - XXXXXXXX (8)

Class:
Barbarian - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Bard ------ XXXXXX (6)
Cleric ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Druid ----- XXXXXX (6)
Fighter --- XXXXXXXX (8)
Monk ------ XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Paladin --- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Ranger ---- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Rogue ----- XX (2)
Sorcerer -- XXXXXXXX (8)
Wizard ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)

>tfw could've been a Wizard

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (25)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (31)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (22)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (27)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXX (6)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)
Chaos --- XXXXXX (6)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Evil ---- (0)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Dwarf ---- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Elf ------ XXXXXX (6)
Gnome ---- XXXXXX (6)
Halfling - XX (2)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Half-Orc - XXXXXXXXXX (10)

Class:
Barbarian - XXXXXXXX (8)
Bard ------ XXXXXX (6)
Cleric ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Druid ----- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Fighter --- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Monk ------ XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Paladin --- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Ranger ---- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Rogue ----- (0)
Sorcerer -- XXXXXXXX (8)
Wizard ---- XXXXXXXX (8)

Lawful Good Human Ranger (3rd Level)
Strength- 12
Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 14
Intelligence- 12
Wisdom- 12
Charisma- 11

I'm pretty okay with this.

post the picture

I already closed the tab.

Lawful Good my ass

Hmmm I don't think this is accurate.

what are your details?

Ended up with Chaotic Evil Human Bard. I'd post a picture of Kefka and something about nihilism but I guess everyone gets the point.

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A little context for this experiment - I work a very physical job outside in nature all day everyday. I can be a schemer and I like to be right. I like nature, hate the city and don't like people (I respect animals more).

>LN human 1/1 monk/wizard
>9/9/10/14/8/9
oh

Meh, you look pretty monkey, but it's kinda just made to give you an idea of some roles/morality type things you'd most likely be comfortable immersing yourself in

Huh, guess I'm a wizard with a sense of right and wrong.

Seems to be pretty accurate to me, a few things here and there are off and I was expecting it to put me as a rogue. But I guess my in game preference towards increased mobility doesn't translate too well to me and my opinions. Over all, not a bad survey.

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXX (6)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Chaos --- XX (2)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXX (7)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXX (9)
Evil ---- XXXX (4)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Dwarf ---- XXXX (4)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Gnome ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Halfling - XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Half-Orc - XXXX (4)

Class:
Barbarian - XX (2)
Bard ------ XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Cleric ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Druid ----- XXXXXXXX (8)
Fighter --- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Monk ------ XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Paladin --- XXXXXXXX (8)
Ranger ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Rogue ----- XXXXXX (6)
Sorcerer -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Wizard ---- XXXXXX (6)

Also I definitely don't have 15 strength, more like 12, maybe 13, but whatevs.

Seems about right

Outta my way, lanklet coming through. I don't want to break anything by bumping into you.

>some people ITT are actually CE
Are you just edgelords or actual sociopaths?

I'm level 5 Ranger. Why is everyone else such a low level? Are you guys teenagers or something?

Huh. I do like Kung Fu I guess,

radical centrism in action

I live my own life

I'm not super sure about wizards, if only because I study humanities rather than STEM.

Could I be anymore useless?

Uhh... Guys.

What ho, muscle wizard! Might you cast us a spell?

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>why not go for it?
Because D&D is garbage.
The worst part of the test is seeing the difference between what I believe in and how I act.

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (24)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (26)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (22)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXX (8)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXXXX (8)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Chaos --- XXXXXX (6)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Evil ---- XX (2)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Dwarf ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Elf ------ XXXX (4)
Gnome ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Halfling - XXXXXXXX (8)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXX (7)
Half-Orc - XXXXXX (6)

Class:
Barbarian - XX (2)
Bard ------ XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Cleric ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Druid ----- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Fighter --- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Monk ------ XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Paladin --- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Ranger ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Rogue ----- XXXXXX (6)
Sorcerer -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Wizard ---- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)

Neutral Good Human Ranger 2/Sorcerer 2. Just like real life I'm a mediocre multiclass

I'm so badly optimized
Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXX (6)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (22)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (23)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (22)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (23)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XX (2)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXX (4)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Dwarf ---- XXXXXX (6)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Gnome ---- XXXXXX (6)
Halfling - XXXXXXXX (8)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Half-Orc - XX (2)

Class:
Barbarian - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Bard ------ XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Cleric ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Druid ----- XXXX (4)
Fighter --- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Monk ------ XXXXXX (6)
Paladin --- XXXXXXXX (8)
Ranger ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Rogue ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Sorcerer -- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Wizard ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)

Name: me

STATS
Strength: 12.0
Intelligence: 12.0
Health: 4.0
Will: 6.0
Dextery: 14.0
Speed: 14.0
Charisma: 9.0
Leadership: 7.0
Ego: 6.0
Endurance: 8.0
Motivation: 5.0
Teaching Ability: 8.0
Telepathic Sensitivity: 11.0
Size: 12.0

Sex: Male
Weight: 161.0 LB
Height: 70.0 Inches
Base Frequency Modifier (BFM): 2.47
Dismounted Skill Factor: 1.96
Mounted Skill Factor: 1.96
Weapon Parry Skill Factor: 1.96
ABFM (ARMOR): 2.47
ABFM (WEAPON): 2.47
ABFM (SHIELD): 2.47
ABFM (EQUIPAMENT): 2.47
Base Runing Speed: 2.9
Speed Modifier: 3.7
Base Acceleration Increment: 8.0
Shock Scale: 0.0
LEARNING

V: 13.3333333333
EF: 0.757575757576


GENERAL SKILLS

C1: 1.17545454545
C2: 1.25
C3: 0.95
C4: 0.7
Psysical SR: 14.4 %
Mental SR: 14.4 %
Medical SR: 5.544 %


ARMOR WEIGHTS AND DATA
Head Armor: No Armor
Head Armor Weight: 0.0 LB
Head Armor PF: 0.0

Body Armor: Clothing
Body Armor Weight: 1.4 LB
Body Armor PF: 0

Left Arm Armor: Clothing
Left Arm Armor Weight: 0.5 LB
Left Arm Armor PF: 0

Right Arm Armor: Clothing
Right Arm Armor Weight: 0.5 LB
Right Arm Armor PF: 0

Left Leg Armor: Clothing
Left Leg Armor Weight: 0.9 LB
Left Leg Armor PF: 0

Right Leg Armor: clothing
Right Leg Armor Weight: 0.9 LB
Right Leg Armor PF: 0

EBFM ENCUMBERANCE: 4.2LB
WBFM ENCUMBERANCE: 2.84LB
SBFM ENCUMBERANCE: 2.84LB

WEAPONS AND SHIELD DATA

Weapon: Fist
Effective Fist Dismounted Weapon Skill: 0
Effective Fist Dismounted Weapon Skill: 0
Fist Mounted Weapon Skill: 0
Effective Fist Mounted Weapon Skill: 0
Fist Weapon Parry Skill: 0
Effective Fist Weapon Parry Skill: 0
Weapon Stabbing WBF : 47.0
Weapon Stabbing WB : 77.0
Weapon Stabbing Damage : (8.0) + 7.0
Weapon PBF : 28.0
Weapon Hex Range : 1.0
Dismounted M1: 1.0
Dismounted M2: 1.0
Dismounted M3: 1.01
Dismounted M4: 0.9
Mounted M1: 1.0
Mounted M2: 1.0
Mounted M3: 1.01
Mounted M4: 0.9
Weapon Parry M1: 1.0
Dismounted Damage Bonus: 1.01
Mounted Damage Bonus: 1.01
Fist Disounted stabbing WBI : 19.028340081
Fist Mounted stabbing WBI : 19.028340081
Fist Dismounted stabbing WBE : 69.3
Fist Mounted stabbing WBE : 69.3
Weapon PBI : 11.3360323887

PS: only int, charisma, ego, motivation, teaching hability and telepathic sensitivity, was not selected using 100% real life data

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (26)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (25)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (22)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXX (3)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXX (9)
Chaos --- XXX (3)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Evil ---- (0)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Dwarf ---- XXXX (4)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Gnome ---- XXXX (4)
Halfling - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Half-Orc - XXXXXX (6)

Class:
Barbarian - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Bard ------ XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Cleric ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Druid ----- XX (2)
Fighter --- XXXXXXXX (8)
Monk ------ XXXXXX (6)
Paladin --- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Ranger ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Rogue ----- XXXXXX (6)
Sorcerer -- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Wizard ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)

Mumbles the 8 charisma bard is sure to be a hit.

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There are things I would never do, such as commit any kind of sexual assault. Therefore, I have personal laws, and cannot quality as Chaotic Evil.

...

Call me... Average Man

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5e?

Sounds about right.

Detailed Results:

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (20)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (25)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (20)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXXX (7)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Chaos --- XXXXXX (6)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Evil ---- XXX (3)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Dwarf ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXX (8)
Gnome ---- XXXX (4)
Halfling - XXXXXX (6)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Half-Orc - XXXX (4)

Class:
Barbarian - XXXX (4)
Bard ------ XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Cleric ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Druid ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Fighter --- XXXXXXXX (8)
Monk ------ XXXXXX (6)
Paladin --- XXXXXXXX (8)
Ranger ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Rogue ----- XXXX (4)
Sorcerer -- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Wizard ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (19)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (15)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXXX (7)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Chaos --- XXXXXX (6)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXX (7)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXX (9)
Evil ---- XXXXX (5)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Dwarf ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Elf ------ XXXX (4)
Gnome ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Halfling - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXX (7)
Half-Orc - XXXXXX (6)

Class:
Barbarian - XXXXXXXX (8)
Bard ------ XXXXXXXX (8)
Cleric ---- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Druid ----- XXXXXX (6)
Fighter --- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Monk ------ XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Paladin --- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Ranger ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Rogue ----- XX (2)
Sorcerer -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Wizard ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)

Still think I should be a sorcerer. All my abilities are latent, str is the only thing I work for.

"Elves are slim and stand 4.5 to 5.5 feet tall."
Have elves always been manlets?

Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXX (5)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (24)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (23)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (22)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- X (1)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXX (4)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Evil ---- XXXXXXXX (8)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Dwarf ---- XXXX (4)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Gnome ---- XXXXXX (6)
Halfling - XXXXXXXX (8)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Half-Orc - XXXX (4)

Class:
Barbarian - XXXXXX (6)
Bard ------ XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (20)
Cleric ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Druid ----- XXXX (4)
Fighter --- XXXXXX (6)
Monk ------ XXXXXX (6)
Paladin --- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Ranger ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Rogue ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Sorcerer -- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Wizard ---- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)

true neutral monks unite

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Need help
>"the world around me is painful and despises me, so there's no reason for me to not be an asshole"
What is this character's alignment? CE?

you mean Slightly Above Average Man

True Neutral Human Druid First Level
STR: 12.0
INT: 12.0
CON: 4.0
DEX: 14.0
CHA: 9.0
WIS: 11.0

Apparently I'm a True Neutral level 5 human rogue.

Strength- 12
Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 14
Intelligence- 16
Wisdom- 15
Charisma- 13


Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (17)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXX (8)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXXX (4)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXX (9)
Chaos --- XXXXXXXXX (9)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Evil ---- XXXX (4)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Dwarf ---- XXXXXX (6)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXX (8)
Gnome ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Halfling - XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXX (8)
Half-Orc - XXXX (4)

Class:
Barbarian - XXXX (4)
Bard ------ XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Cleric ---- XXXX (4)
Druid ----- XXXX (4)
Fighter --- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Monk ------ XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Paladin --- XXXXXXXX (8)
Ranger ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Rogue ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Sorcerer -- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Wizard ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)

True Neutral Human Sorcerer (2nd Level)

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Ability Scores:
Strength- 12
Dexterity- 11
Constitution- 13
Intelligence- 17
Wisdom- 15
Charisma- 11

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Alignment:
Lawful Good ----- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Neutral Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Chaotic Good ---- XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (22)
True Neutral ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (27)
Chaotic Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (21)
Lawful Evil ----- XXXXXXXXX (9)
Neutral Evil ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)
Chaotic Evil ---- XXXXXXXX (8)

Law & Chaos:
Law ----- XXXXXX (6)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXX (11)
Chaos --- XXXXX (5)

Good & Evil:
Good ---- XXXXXXX (7)
Neutral - XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (16)
Evil ---- XXX (3)

Race:
Human ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXX (13)
Dwarf ---- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Elf ------ XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Gnome ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Halfling - XXXXXX (6)
Half-Elf - XXXXXXXX (8)
Half-Orc - XXXXXX (6)

Class:
Barbarian - XXXX (4)
Bard ------ XXXXXXXX (8)
Cleric ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Druid ----- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Fighter --- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Monk ------ XXXXXXXXXXXX (12)
Paladin --- XXXXXXXXXX (10)
Ranger ---- XXXXXXXX (8)
Rogue ----- XXXXXXXX (8)
Sorcerer -- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX (18)
Wizard ---- XXXXXXXXXXXXXX (14)

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I didn't know I was THAT neutral. Although I would have to work on my charisma to not be too useless of a sorcerer.

True Neutral Human Fighter/Rogue (2nd/1st Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 15
Dexterity- 16
Constitution- 12
Intelligence- 12
Wisdom- 14
Charisma- 13

This works. In terms of actually hitting things I'm the weakest Paladin ever though.