People died with their keys

>people died with their keys
>there will be more people this year dieing with their keys

Keep a copy of your keys in a safety deposit box. Hidden file encrypted. Leave instructions with your favorite jewish lawyer. Let him ensure that it gets to someone you care about.

Good. Less supply will increase the price.

soon every time someone dies the running joke will be "maybe he has some crypto private keys" and people will go crazy ransacking dead people's houses for a little piece of paper with some code on it. sad.

>tfw the biggest treasure troves in the future are going to be lost Bitcoin wallets
>tfw the hunt for private keys will propel humanity towards new advances in mathematics and quantum computing, revolutionizing science and eventually making us a type 2 civilization

Im drunk and high asf right now and this sounds brilliant as hell.

>year 2085

>matthew tries to unlock his grandpa rick's metal box
>he finds a semen-crusted t-shirt with 27 different stupid words on it written with a permanent marker
>tries it on a ledger
-BLEEP BLOOP ITEM FOUND BLEEP-
>sweat starts to rise on the temple of matthew
-BLOOP BLEEP ASSETS TRANSFERED TO UNI-WALLET 3.5 BLEEP-
>matthew sharts as he sips an energy drink and begins to fondle himself
>the monitor quickly projects his assets on his universal XLM node run wallet
>ACCOUNT BALANCE: 100 000 LINK
>matthew starts yelling and throws his screen towards the wall
>his shit of an grandpa just landed him a prison sentece since LINK was banned in the 2020 crypto wars as child porn currency
>nano-swats raid matthew's home and shoot him on sight because jail is nowadays served in virtual reality where they code your dna into

You cease to exist physically but your imagination will live on in virtual prison for ever. Never leave LINKs unattended people.

This is why I have MyWish it's asset loss prevention for crypto.

I have no idea where my private keys are for any of my accounts.

Capped.

Saved

WOW

drunk as fuck and this actually sent my sides into orbit

>TEST

kek'd , heres a (y0u)

Why would you punish a clone lol

i will leave fake keys hidden around the house with "10000 BTC" written on them

Well we can fix that, just make some new coins!

good read

But one out of the 10,000 notes is real
Will their madness be rewarded or sanity deny them their prize?

If I die, my keys are dying with me

This