"My character is a dragon hunter"

>never said he was a good dragon hunter

Sorry, I can't hear you from up here

>Has points in Craft (Balista)
>Doesn't have points in Craft (Catapult)
>Doesn't load himself directly into the catapult
>Doesn't take the fight directly to the dragon.
>Doesn't love the feeling of water vapor and the rush of thin air as you cling to a dragon climbing through the clouds
>Doesn't love the thrill of being one handhold away from falling to your death
>Doesn't love the thrill of falling to your death, only to fall onto a smaller dragon
>Doesn't love pinning a dragon by its wings, then driving into a bigger dragon
>Doesn't love wringing both dragons by their neck, one in each arm
>Doesn't love choking dragons with your legs and teeth too
>Doesn't love using dragons to cushion your still probably lethal fall to the earth
>Doesn't love dying glorious doing stupid stunts like this

>>Doesn't have points in Craft (Catapult)
>>Doesn't load himself directly into the catapult
>> ...
>>Doesn't love dying glorious doing stupid stunts like this
I played in a game where one of the PCs did this. It was Kender

>"My character is a swordsman"
>Doesn't have proficiency with Smith's tools

>"My character is OP"
>hasn't heard of monster hunter
>is also a faggot

Nah senpai

all you need is the right bow and arrow.

I'm a different kind of dragon hunter

Fucking stop already

Damn. Do you have that pic saved somewhere. Flaming Ballerinas on the sky

THE WIND IS PUSHING MEEEEEE

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All given for this. Its a never ending riddle.

My dragon and I like to entertain. We put on a dragon hunting show, either with a fake harmless projectile or a mock swordsman showdown.

Afterwards he and i spend our downtime between this and adventuring at taverns and noodle restaurants.

As a matter of fact, I do.

Should dragons be intelligent or dumb beasts?

A mix of both.

Smart enough to be social, dumb enough to not be able to talk outside of roars, growls, bodylanuage and whatnot. They should respond beastially when their emotions flare up, such as flying into a monstrous rage incredible hulk style.

>being a dragon hunter instead of a dragon manipulator
What a waste of power
>play male character
>put as points in seduction as you can
>use magic to change sex (such as polymorph)
>find dragon
>seduce him
>get knocked up
>lay his egg
>when the spell/potion is about to run out write fake note from king of nation you hate claiming he's taken her to be his queen
>dragon starts attacking that kingdom
>sneak off with your baby in the opposite direction
>dragon isn't looking for you because he has no idea you exist and thinks the girl you pretended to be is somewhere else
>continue this with any and all dragons
>you now have an army of half dragon super soldiers who have been trained since hatching to obey their mommy (male)

Would never work.

The male dragon would just eat you in a show of dominance, knowing better than to risk letting half dragon bastard children breed.

Or, youd find that the male dragon (female) is playing you too.

>JOOR
>ZAH
>FRUL

>Or, youd find that the male dragon (female) is playing you too.

>Or, youd find that the male dragon (female) is playing you too.

>yfw you realize you were both working on the same plan from opposite ends
>yfw you start working together openly

Speak up, I can't hear you from up there!

Would a dragon queen (male) and her lesbian dragon pet/wife who trick the male (male) dragons into fertilizing their army be a good bbeg? Kind of want to try it now

Rolled 9 (1d20)

Whatever, I'll just throw a rock. Fuck this dragon.

Your rock hits but only scratches one of the dragon's scales. It looks at you with mild confusion.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

Bends over, lifts skirt, tucks penis and balls forward, and rolls to seduce

What
The
Fuck

"Oooh, I see. Throwing rocks is part of the human mating dance! Why, I'm flattered, but I'm not sure things would work out between us. And the size difference alone would probably kill you."

Ah, yes, as opposed to the far more common sedentary agrarian dragon, I suppose?

Places bag of holding inside anus.
"Plenty of room in there, big boy"

There's no place on Veeky Forums for that kind of language

>Not posting full version

Still salty, Shinji?

A lot of dragons get food from nearby farms, so yes.

underrated

>"That's not why I hunt dragons, DM."

>army of half-dragon princesses begin kidnapping dragons across the world for breeding experiments

Look again, my character sheet says dragon LAYer

That's when you hurl your main hand weapon in a fit of rage. Then you get even more angry because you no longer have a main hand weapon.

Then you just walk angrily underneath the dragon yelling about how it 'has to land sometime, fuckface!' both so that you can get your weapon back and beat the shit out of the dragon with your bare hands.

stop

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This one?

you need Profession (Siege Engineer) not Craft (Balista)

and I believe Professtion includes light repairs and maintenance so Craft isn't needed so much

He said "dragon hunter", not "dragon killer". Just because you hunt something doesn't mean you actually manage to kill it or even necessarily find it. Probably just uses dragon hunting as an excuse to go get drunk in the woods with his friends and get away from his wife for a few days.

>"My character hunts monsters!"
>Has no combat abilities, no summoning or magic of any kind, just zen social abilities and a 5 on app.
>And the system doesn't have sense motive.

Attacking a dragon with a ballista would be like attacking a fighter plane by dropping a bomb.

>nobody remembers fun Veeky Forums

The rules were different back then.

Oh goddamit not Jhoniass.

I remember fun Veeky Forums

I try to forget, though. It hurts to know just how much has been lost.

Just another "casters can do anything" spell. Utter cancer.

Pastoralists, you philistine. Why do you think the poor and destitute have to resort to stealing sheep and cows from their neighbors?

Anybody remember the adventures of Spez Ultimaroon?

I find the idea of shepherd dragons hoarding huge flocks of sheep and cows amusing and cute.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

"I never said I was a good dragon hunter"

>his character doesn't have Craft (Batista)

Just embrace it. Have everyone play casters. It's a lot funner screwing around with magic than it is screwing around with a boring old sword.

I miss fun Veeky Forums.

>turning every thread into porn is "fun"
maybe fun Veeky Forums will come back if you kill yourself

GET THE FUCK DOWN HERE YOU SCALEY FEGITS! IMA CUT YOUR BALLS OFF AND COOK THEM WITH A SIDE OF GNOME CUNTS! I SWEAR TO BAHAMUT YOUR CHROMATIC BOIPUSSI IS MINE!

hello new Veeky Forums.
You aren't as fun.

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>needing a ballista to kill a dragon
You is like baby.
Real dragon hunter track down dragon and kill them in sleep or with clever trap.