MtG Unstable Spoilers

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>X will be discarded last
neat

>not iSpy

Flavorful

not only flavorful, but actually synergetic

Can this somehow combo with handy dandy?

>Spy cards
Brilliant.
Also only one legendary per faction my ass.
>ALL THE WATERMARKS

You can trick people into killing their tokens by making them high-five you.

it nonbos, since you'll need to take at least your own hands off the table to high-five people.

>Also only one legendary per faction my ass.
The other legendary is very sneaky.

IS THIS A WANDER OVER YONDER REFERENCE?

We already had two red-black legendaries.

one OR two user

theres three dude

Maro said that the reason the rakdos faction has three legendaries was because they were a cabal. Now it turns out that S.N.E.A.K. also has more than one because of a sneaky joke.

if it dies on the battlefield does it go in the GY or does it stay in hand?

Does this trigger EtB effects?
Because I think it doesn't.

Graveyard. It's on the battlefield and in the hand at the same time.

The tokens don't have to be represented with a living hand. You can use anything that fills the requirements of a-being a unique hand, and b- having two fingers. An amputated Barbie hand can work just fine.

No. It just exists both in your hand and on the battlefield. Target discard will kill it, for example.

I still don't get it, it makes sense that the ninja isn't there because they're trolling us, but somehow Wizards insists there's a ninja in the art?

Are WE the ninja?

The ninja is just very well hidden. It is a masterful ninja after all

so can he use his tap ability while in an opponents hand or no because he cant technically tap to pay for it?

which is funnier?

Finally! A funny joke.

>What is Crow Storm?

you can see his feet below the blue curtain far left

I think Phoebe's pretty good but I think X would have been a better "leader".

Over My Dead Bodies and Slaying Mantis are good jokes

Wooo ah woo
Woop ah woo

>No. It just exists both in your hand and on the battlefield. Target discard will kill it, for example.
What if he's both in your hand and on the battlefield and you cast him from your hand? Is he on battlefield twice?

>still no ninjitsu

You can't cast it, he is on the battlefield.

They did the mash

suspicious nanny is dangerously close to actually being funny. what's going on

>what's going on
The set is funny.

so what does clocknapper let you do?
cast sorceries not on your turn? you control that phase?

But you can cast cards that are in your hand.
And he is in your hand.

Clocknapper is neat. Kinda like a stranger Fatespinner.

>Attack your opponent during their turn
>Untap your permanents, draw a card, trigger upkeep triggers
>Cast non instant/flash spells

You take that phase as if it were your turn.

Steal their main phase? You can cast your sorceries for that turn.
Steal their combat phase? You get to attack instead of them

Only one that i am not certain of is the "beginning phase"

Ignoring how oddly specific the name of that ability is, it's also very complex and specific in its execution. I think that if/when ninjas return in black-bordered (way more of a when than an if imo) that won't necessarily mean that ninjutsu returns with them.

Ninjutsu may return on its own though even if with a new, less setting specific, name.

Clocknapper steals my heart

My heart stopped for Clocknapper. I've never had a waifu before. Is it supposed to feel this way? Porn when?

I'm gonna fuck clocknapper

>Only one that i am not certain of is the "beginning phase"
isn't that untap/upkeep/draw?

that or combat seems to be the most obvious choice

>Can Dryad Arbor tap for G the turn you play it? It's a land and lands can tap for mana the turn you play them.
No.

Lookup Jinx porn, you'll be pretty close

>My heart stopped for Clocknapper. I've never had a waifu before. Is it supposed to feel this way? Porn when?
Just look up "Sombra Overwatch"

i was thinking the same thing.

This is better

>Only one that i am not certain of is the "beginning phase"

>501.1. The beginning phase consists of three steps, in this order: untap, upkeep, and draw.

You'll untap your permanents, fire off any your own upkeep triggers, and draw a card.

>chestlet

>non-white

Shit taste

It lets you lock down your opponent if you can recur a flicker.

clocknapper is cute and all but she has some major-league tumblr nose

I imagine if you steal a main phase you'll also get to play an extra land. Almost certainly not as good as double timewalk but still worth considering

Clocknapper seems flat too

While there is some it's far from "major league".
She does have something weird going on with her hair though.

They're not the same. Thanks for trying, though. Maybe I'll commission some myself.
Combat is pretty good, too. Honestly, you probably can't go wrong stealing any part of their turn.

End phase is probably the worst because what you get completely depends on what happens during the associated turn

Now, when this card says "permanently",,,,

Unless stated otherwise I'd assume that all game functions end when the current game ends.

It means "for the rest of the game."

doesnt state outside of game. but keeps it in hand, grave, deck, removed, etc.

I assumed that's what it meant, but this is an Un-set.

Yea, and they specify when things keep effects outside of that current game.

Would this extend into sub game initiated by Shahrazad or game restarted with Karn Liberated's ult?

its still ridiculous, but it would be more broken than spike if it carries outside the game.

it would turn a bunch of creatures into vanillas forever and ever.
THAT IS NOT FUN.

It says "creature", not "creature card". That means it specifically refers to that instance of it as a permanent on the battlefield. Even flickering it would reset it.

Doesn't Modular Monstrosity reset at the end of the game?

It does, but your list of chosen keywords doesn't.

>A game that restarts immediately ends. The players in that game then immediately begin a new game. No player wins, loses, or draws the original game as a result of Karn’s ability.
>No actions taken in the game that was restarted apply to the new game. For example, if you were dealt damage by Stigma Lasher in the original game, the effect that states you can’t gain life doesn’t carry over to the new game.

>you haven't chosen for a card named Modular Monstrosity today
maro said that "today" changes when it becomes midnight in your local time

Yea, I thought user was talking about the adding keywords effect

>Modular Monstrosity will reset once during the draft
Neat

if anything, it would be spy kids.

Why does it even say permanently when it only works while it's in play?

oh yeah. i think the flavor text was a line in spy kids 2, right?

Phoebe has the characteristics until the end of the game but the creature that had it stolen get them back once it leaves the battlefield

I think it's slightly different, but yeah it's the same paraphrased.

It says "this creature" gains them. It stops being a creature in other zones, and when it returns it's not the same creature. If you broke the legend rule you could have two with different abilities.

The only thing I realize it does is that the creature remains fucked if Phoebe goes away like permanents remain artifacts after Memnarch dies.

For anyone that wonders: The rulings on Modular Monstrosity is essentially that you can only choose names and numbers that have been printed on a creature card. You can, for example, choose Bushido 2, but you can't then choose Bushido 1 the same day, and you can't choose Bushido 100 because that's never been printed.

Monstrosity remembers what you've chosen the entire day, but it doesn't retain chosen keywords between games.

Some words are keywords according the rules of the game even though they don't do anything on their own. Discard for example, is a keyword according to the rules and has been printed on creature cards. You can name it for your Monstrosity but it won't do much other than not make you lose you're already chosen keywords.

Monstrosity resets at 00:00PM in your local timezone.

Okay, Pheobe steals X's textbox.

You send Pheobe to your opponent's hand.

Once there, she's basically untouchable, and you can steal as many abilities as you want, and use most of them.

Is there any reason why this wouldn't work, or is it as awesome as it seems?

Phoebe in their hand is a different object than Phoebe on the battlefield. She shouldn't take X's textbox with her, so she'll just be her original self now in your opponent's hand.

Steal the ninja first, obviously.

You're...an obsolete steampunk android?

You'd have to be able to reveal her from your hand for it to work.

Really? Even though she's permanently stolen X's text?

yeah, but the important part is

can X or she tap WHILE in hand?

Does it keep keywords when it dies?

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And then you tap six brainiacs so that you roll even more dice

Yessss

It says "this creature" in her reminder text. Something is only a "creature" on the battlefield. It's a "creature card" everywhere else, unless it's on the stack as a "creature spell".

There is some chance that Unrules will handwave all this, but as it doesn't work as written.

Seems feasible enough to do with Ordinary | Pony.