Draw your gaming group (and noticeable accessories)

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>Jesus DMs
>Every time you kill you lose XP
>Every time you loot you lose XP
>Every time you accept a reward you lose XP

>Jesus and his disciples walks into their FLGS
>"Excuse me but I need a table for 26"
>owner looks confused "but there's only 13 of you"
>"I know but we are all going to sit on the same side"

>One among you will be That Guy

I know how it looks, but I love playing with these guys. Ogre's a powergamer, but knows when to back off, nerd's a dick but knows when a joke goes too far, and Internet user and med student don't know how to roleplay but are making a real effort to learn. DM's new, too, but he has talent and is open to suggestions.

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>nicememeasshole.jpg

we may be a bunch of Fags, but we have fun.
things are OK

Rate my group.

>DM's new, too, but he has talent and is open to suggestions

But why is he represented by Osama bin Laden?

Are Cleric and Cleric together? they seem cute

He's Middle Eastern and I couldn't find any pictures of other Middle Eastern men who weren't retardedly sexy. My DM is not sexy.

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They are both big hairy guys who used to work together who constantly argue.

>Not really sure if that one player is a boy or a girl

Aw sick, an excuse to post this again!

sounds romantic

I need the source image of the thing you used for giant polish history enthusiast

Here you are, chap.

"He's too weeby for my palate" -My roommate the bong

Not him, but is there a more significant reason for that pic? Seems to good to be just because he's a big guy.

Thanks!

The jokes about him being a slav and not having a real face run rampant. It was just too perfect a picture to use.

Principal Scudworth, my nigga!

I dare you to find a better group.

Alright i got one for ya'll. Spent more time on it than im proud of.

bump while I draw
these are always fun and I haven't actually drawn my current group

Done on my phone

Campaign is ending soon, by necessity. I'm gonna miss this group.

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You have two boyfriends?

Or the two are a pair

Bonus points for guessing which one I am

Fun way to describe my friends, however dysfunctional we are

whose wife is far right?

we only run campaigns with each other because we're both losers with no friends right now. i'm hoping that changes when we move next year.

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holy shit those pants i'm getting transported back to 2003 in high school

oh no... 3/10

so who are you? 1/10, trannies and faggotry too obvious

7/10 because you have a good amount of players and you're the DM

yikes, 2/10 that's just depressing

Depressing how?

The depressing thing is that we're oretty muchthe TTRPG A-team in town, from us it goes sharply downhill though pathfindwr DMPCs, naruto homebrews and systemless semi-larps (4 hour hug/groping sessions)

>EDM Vapebro AKA Tutti Frutti Dragon
>indecisive
>clearly fucking things up and not explaining things properly or setting tone correctly, judging by the other players reactions of "bumbling" and "breaking the encounter"

It's his first game, and bublebro bumbles ans bungles at everything in life.

His most used word is "Ooops"

And the Gamebro breaks every game be it tabletop, online, even boardgames.

>tfw I'm that paladin

You're sadder than a drowned puppy.

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Man, you all have such great boobs.

you're the monk, ez

Sauce on that Undyne pic?

Looks pretty comfy

Guess who I am

4 kalpas in paint

I'll do a better one later.

That's a whole crowd of people.

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I'm the GM.

man oh man! if only i could draw!

and if only I had a game

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I snorted

WOW XD!!! So funny :DD

Yeah, it lasted for quite some time, so we had multiple people.

The saddest part is I enjoy this group more than any other I've played with.

bump

>I love anime titties
>No anime titties allowed
What sort of crazy fascist fuck is running your games

sounds like a great group if I'm honest. The pictures don't tell much of a story without description though.

For you.

>Rule 15
As in, 'the harder you try the harder you fail?' That rule 15?

I'd party with the Barbarian and the Bard.

No thank you.

Captain Ahab is my nigga.

bump

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West Marches so I don't know the actual players at the table, so here's all of the characters.
I'll take any questions.

How the fuck do you play with that many players dayum

I pretend we're good people

I secretly browse this, and "Made, Saw, Run" threads hoping to see that someone from my group has made an image about our group.

Some come and go, there's a core group that's always there. We have even two more, but they're studying abroad/only sometimes interested.
The biggest problem is yelling over each other and conflicting interests, but over the course of a year we've learned to behave ourselves and it's a long running campaign so people don't flake anymore.
No.
I wish you were.

Global Rule 15

>EDM-Vapebro AKA Tutti-frutti Dragon
I legit just lost my shit after reading that in combination with the picture, thanks user

>draw your group
Which one

Drawn from the perspective of one of my players.

I’m the douche DM behind the screen.

same, but my players are incapable of any artistic expression

If you've never played in a campaign with Osama Bin Laden as the GM, you haven't played real DnD.

Until very recently my group.

>Open up MS paint
>cut out pic, delete the rest
>save
>reverse image search
>???
>profit

But I'll be nice and do it for you just this one time.

steelemissary.deviantart.com/art/Undyne-631213139

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This is surprisingly similar to my group.

Are you playing at dog shelter or storage room of Chinese bistro?

u gotta work out man

World built by me, campaign gm´ed by me.
Story:
>PCs broke out of prison
>got help from a thieves guild boss
>explored the new continent a bit
>found a lich and helped him escape some religious fanatics
>fanatics escaped -> sworn enemies
>lich gifted him a copy of his castle (Housing simulator)
>continued to explore the continent
>found an ancient tower of strange metal > trashed Illithid space vessel that crashed years ago
>found a braindamaged illithid inside, disconnected from his mother brain -> sworn buddies
>religious fanatics kept going on their nerves
>found about the religious HQ in massive ass city (think Vatican meets Ebberon)
>meanwhile: a different cult tried to abduct the PCs several times to consume their magical prowess to feed it to an ancient god in it´s crypt/lair -> sworn enemies??
>PCs betrayed thieves guild that helped them -> sworn enemies
>they killed off the guild
>they struck a deal with the cult -> no sworn enemies
>gathering followers/army of orcs from the desert in the center of the continent
>infiltration of the massive ass HQ city
>made contacts inside the city
>big attack on the city (massive army of orcs + PCs vs the cities religious beliefs + dwarven mech security)
>turns out the fanatic pope is another beast from space, feeding of his followers
>PCs won the war, took over the city

Welp, here goes my shitty attempt

Is that one greasy niqqa jakeing off?

>freakishly tall Plant Man
explain further, please

gay

Can I join your campaign ? Got experience with online ones