Good afternoon and welcome to a special Thanksgiving edition of Veeky Forums Scenes from a Hat!

Good afternoon and welcome to a special Thanksgiving edition of Veeky Forums Scenes from a Hat!

Things you can say about the Thanksgiving Turkey, but not your girlfriend.

>Y'all want some of this leg meat?

>Now on sale for the unbeatable price of $5!

>Think we'll have enough for the whole family?

>Careful to not get the fat all over the place.

Wow, how moist!

The PCs visit the Barbarian's family this year for Thanksgiving.

>This explains why you insisted on dragging the dragon back home.

Wait, we're eating what now? ...that's disgusting!

>"I greet the barbarian's mother"
>Roll for initiative.

The Elf's racist uncle joins the PCs for Thanksgiving.

>I roll for knowledge: religion

FUCKING ARTHAS SHIT

>I won't eat any of this, I can see the flies all over it!

>So why is your uncle going on about the Sload? Didn't they go extinct in the last age?

That Guy interacting with his relatives at Thanksgiving.

“Why would you build your plate like that? There’s way too much corn, it’s a dump side.”

Brings a bowl full of melted cheese, no macaroni or sides to match it at all. Insists that is should be eaten on its own.

Says he's gonna bring the Turkey for thanksgiving.

Shows up and its not even prepped to cook

>"I'm bringing my girlfriend to dinner."
>Shows up with a dakimaukra and chinese takeout in tupperware containers
>I only eat what she cooks.

Underrated Dwarven Thanksgiving traditions.

>Passing out drunk before the table is ready and waking up a day later.

>two dwarves grab the wishbone
>wishbone breaks in two
>whichever dwarf draws the blood of the other using the wishbone first gets good luck

Roast Goat.

The BBEG decides to host Thanksgiving this year.

>What am I thankful for....well, I killed everyone and raised them as my undead minions....Oh and you did allow me to marry my one true love... Kenneth.

"I invite you to thanksgiving and the best you can bring are red solo cups!?! Minions! Take this one to the pit with the others. ... And put these cups next to the store-brand diet cola with the others

>”Hahahaha! FOOOOLS! You have fallen for my cunning and delicious THANKSGIVING PLAN!”

Reasons why the Wizard is not invited to Thanksgiving.

>But guys I keep telling you, I was just trying to cook the turkey faster!

This made me too flustered to be able to come up with anything myself. Nicely done.

>I don't need to cook a turkey, some plane will have one ready for us.

>Despite the mess it made, I still stand by my decision to let the fire elemental cook the turkey

They are never in the same relative time at this part of the year.

>The host is a real witch.

>I said to bring some cole slaw not summon a cold maw!

>"No, grampa, casting Fireball on it does NOT 'make the turkey cook faster'!"

Drew carry: "things your dm says when he wants to scare you, and your deepest darkest secret"