Are elves like the Rich?

Are elves like the Rich?

>Everybody hates 'em
>Everybody secretly wants to be them

Nobody secretly wants to be rich

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>secretly

I'm assuming he's implying it's no secret. Which is still wrong because there's always some stupid fuck who says money can't buy happiness when it very literally can.

Commies

Money can't buy happiness, however it can rent it for a long time.

Why the fuck would I want to be an elf? I got better shit to do than sit on a shelf all day.

Source me up Scotty

Elves are The Beautiful Ones, primarily concerned with their own appearances and luxuries and so far removed from reality that they are unable to really empathize or understand those who aren't within their own clique.

No.

Oh I see, the other shitposting thread died. But this time OP got lazy.

Nah, the Beautiful Ones are quite literally /r9k/. They're driven off a sexual market where women become openly agressive to men and alpha males have to become more and more agressive to defend what little territory and bitches they have left. The Beautiful Ones eat, sleep, groom and that's it. They're called beautiful because they're the only males who lack any kind of scars, evidence that they've just given up on competing for land and roasties. Not because they're actually vain or deemed sexually attractive.

Fuck no lol.

The only thing elfdom offers is eternal life and youth, and I'd rather be a vampire.
Having to eat people beats being a pedantic hippie and having to live surrounded to other similarily pedantic hippies.

Is this cropped porn?

Please sage shitposting threads.

Yup. She’s getting railed by an orc or troll or some green skin like that.

Elves are a mixture of what white nationalist think the white race is (a smarter/stronger/whatever race that is being out-bred by "lesser" races) and what WN actually are (insufferable idiots for whom there is much debate on if they should be killed on sight)

I wouldn't say money buys happiness but poverty will really fuck up your mood.

Please sage.

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Don't think these elves exist anywhere, in any setting. What a waste of harddrive space.

s-sauce?

Moderation when?

Exactly this. Western gamers are elves and don't even know it. Just some of them are ugly, scaly, badly-washed elves.

Wait a second, I'm overweight! Elves can't be fa-

I've never been to /r9k/ but aside from constant grooming, that is me.

Good off-topic.

Honestly, compared to some pox-ridden, emaciated African mud farmer, we are all godlike sexy.