Warhammer 40.000 General /40kg/

Peak shitposting hours, edition.

Sly Marbo and some smug primaris angels.
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>WIP Math-hammer doc (Thanks Chart-user!)
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First for Chile!

First for Death Guard is overrated and mid-tier at best

>these are the real burger hours
I wish america would go and stay go

Me too, but they're resistant to social norms.

I heard Tyranids have started eating the warp. Where can I read about this?

they have started being eaten by the warp.

In the delusional rantings of nidfags

Hive Fleet Kronos in the 'Nids Codex.

any chance you could post a picture?

Flat ignoring 1/3 of wounds is a hard thing to balance. If they are too cheap they are overbearingly oppressive. If they are too expensive (like now) they are just meh.

I think Tau are alright.

They didn't, they cant eat warp stuff.
What they did do is create a specialist hive fleet dedicated to hutning down and exterminating deamons and stopping daemonic incursions to the point where it will ignore perfectly tastey imperium stuff to go gank a chaos fleet.

It's in the Nid codex.

Why are the Night Lords so much better than other legions? Is it because they are the only ones that doesn't worship Chaos like a bunch of tards?

>Flat ignoring 1/3 of wounds is a hard thing to balance
Not really.
>this unit has 1/3 more wounds

There now modify for points.

>Why are the Night Lords so much better than other legions? Is it because they are the only ones that doesn't worship Chaos like a bunch of tards?

I think you are not alright

Oh my. I've got news for you, Edge Lords fell to Chaos a long time ago. Outside of a few small bands, they're slaves of the Warp.

I am fine today actually. Did all my Black friday shopping last night so today is just a nice lazy day.

I guess you could do that. Coupled with the T5, Plague Marines just run the risk of being too Resilient at their points cost. B it, like Thousand Sons the other invincible assholes, they go from chaff to unkillable real quickly with points drops.
The problem with the army is that everything is flat out overcosted.

What me build for death guard for anti armor.

what did you get?

A TV and a Microwave.

Fuck off Lorgar
Only the ones that still follow Curze's teachings are true Night Lords

Those dune buggies thingy.

Would you ever use 2 trygons?

Plagueburst Crawler
Myphitic Blight-Hauler
Predator with lascannons
Land Raider with lascannons
Chaos Defiler

>the only ones that doesn't worship Chaos like a bunch of tards?
>Iron Warriors
>Alpha Legion

Considering Curze didn't give a shit about his Legion I find your loyalty hilarious.

>no deals to speak of

Fug

Me go look for that

Me write down

IW are a meme. Their primarch is a daemon.
Because they were not following his teachings. Just a bunch of cartel-tier criminals that cared about nothing but their own selfish reasons.

Forgot about Hellbrutes and Dreadnoughts

IW got shit done, unlike the Emo Lords. And which Emo Lord followed the Edgemaster's 'teachings'? Name one.

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I want to see the unplagued version so I can add these cuties to my admech force

Helbrutes and blight haulers

I hate black friday shopping when you only need boring stuff, i got a fricking vacuum

any rumors about a BA or DA upgrade sprue for primaris marines?

bloat drones are basically corrupted vultarax from 30k so you could start from there

Aren't those a 30k unit? I could swear I've seen something similar.

Finished my PBC. Surprisingly quick to do, done in 2 days. Also quite fun.

Also, in central London while panic about terror attack happens. Scary.

Wrong! they all have members who worship the chaos gods, it's just not legion doctrine to do so

>b-b-b-but iron alpha edge lords who worship the gods aren't true scotsmen!
that's the kind of argument that get's you enslaved by the gods in the first place

Sahaal and that warband that punished people that couldn't write properly.

Disney might sue for infringement if it's uncorrupted.

That's like saying the Soul Drinkers were chaos worshippers because one of them was

those holes remind me of the time i had shingles.

Sahaall? The one running around with the Inquisitor after losing a battle with a Emo Lord Bloodthirster?

Don't worry about it, just carry a gun with you and you'll be fine.

>b-b-b-but wolves blood ultrasmurfs who worship the gods aren't true scotsmen!
that's the kind of argument that get's you enslaved by the gods in the first place.

It applies to loyalists too

And (You) are from where again anons?

What causes your pet Nurgling to look like this?

Yes but I need plastic, much better to work with on the kit bashing needed

More than one was corrupted, and the rest of them bought the line that the mutations were 'gifts from the Emperor'. Not a good example.

How's the death guard start painting set?

oh is there a thing going on? was in Soho about half an hour ago, heard sirens

Elephantiasis

Civilization.

Extreme love and affection
And soap.

Word Bearers are the worst legion.

Not a bloodthirster though.

Alright, last time I shill this and then I'll fuck off, promise.

I made a small addendum to the mathhammer chart featuring per-model comparisons between TEQs and multi-wound infantry across every army, with expected damage outputs and point efficiency against a bunch of different targets. A defensive part (charting how tough they are and how point efficient defensively) is upcoming. If that sounds like your cup of tea, here it is:

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10t6_FO9mTaG8FHY4B7v6hOQgwc3gXxUiIOrMYt16I6M/edit#gid=528950754

>wulfen are awesome
>blightlord with flail of corruption is broken
>gk termies suck ass
>tyranid warriors are pretty cost efficient
>custodes are way better than people say
>nothing is good at killing SS termies

brutal

Look at this little shit, about to pull the nade pin.

>careless laughter that bordered on betrayal
>snickering as the comms go off

Holy fucking shit, even Pertardo's bois are cracking wise. That's fucking savage.

How much one normal chaos marine costs?

Word Bearers are getting constantly BTFO by all the other legions.

Part and parcel after all.

>Is it because they are the only ones that doesn't worship Chaos like a bunch of tards?
*glares objectively*

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I don't like the direction GW are taking with all these 'cute' nugle stuff.
Do they want pre-teen girls to start playing or what?

Hey /40kg/, as money tightens a bit I have to think on how to get the most out of this hobby while managing to spend less. Rather then just constantly lurking Ebay for whatever deal I can find for some of the armies I would like to play out on the table I want I started trying to think of ways to use generally the same models for different armies. The idea ended up surrounding what is actually my favorite traitor legion the Thousand Sons, it being completely based on their pre-heresy models from Forge World and their color scheme.

I was hoping I could use the models for both at the very least the basic Space Marine codex where I could use Sternguard as big stand in for inferno bolts as a base for most of it with the choice of HQ picks being easy to guess and using all the same models for a true Thousand Sons army list from their eventual codex. Maybe even 2 other rules if I really wanted to stretch this farther then I really should by using the models for basic traitors or Grey Knights tho they are not as desired.

Even with Forge World prices if I count it as buying for more then one army then it would overall be cheaper, but I do have a few questions..

Most importantly does anyone know if any of the Thousand Sons sorcerer cabals retained their pre-heresy army and colors canonically and if so can I get a source if you have it?
I can always just write up some lore for it myself but it would be nicer if it already had some kind of basis in the lore.

I am pretty damn sure it is tournament legal as long as I make the weapons on the model clear enough for the person I am playing against but how likely do you think someone would be bothered playing someone they know is using the same models for different army rules at different times?

Do you think this is at all a good idea to go with?

>does GW want more shekels
gee I wonder

the only people that don't want more people to start playing are grognards and Veeky Forums autists

It's got the preteen girl in me started on death guard.

Also nurgle was always cute.

All the new teenage Girls in the store play Nurgle/DG

I for one really like these new nurglings

I'm sorry, Daemon Prince.

I agree with you.

Nurgle daemons are supposed to be most horrific of all.

It's one of the few things they've done recently that made me smile, so I like it.

Daily Mail and Express are reporting a lorry mounting the pavement and killing a bunch of people. Everyone else is saying there was a loud bang that might have been a bomb or gunshot. Police are saying it's big pile of nothing but look how quickly we responded

What teachings?

>Be me
>Retard
>Called Curze
>Conquer world
>Don't fix anything
>Just rule and fuck shit up when I lose my temper
>Leave
>Make Ork slaves seem like well treated people
>Planet slides back into shit(tier) state
>THE DESTRUCTION OF NOSTRAMO WAS NECESSARY
>SHUT UP SEVATAR IT WAS NECESSARY

The genius of the VIII Primarch

>Do they want pre-teen girls to start playing or what?
Possibly. The other potential reason is they're returning to the rogue-trader roots of slightly goofy models. Could be wrong, but that's what it feels like.

Is there any way to play Nids that isn't hugely expensive?

You also have to factor it's one target still. Not like 1/3 a dude, because that would include shooties and multiple targets.

They're not worth an additional 1/3 a dude but 1/3 bonus wound.

For an entire squad something like that is usually 16 points.

I’m on my phone so I have only skimmed it but (With leaked CA points changes) aggressors and inceptors look really good as far as anti infantry goes, right?

> Silly universe where shoulders are the most vital areas for protection wants to embrace its silliness a little

No! It cannot be!

>Don't fix anything
It has been said over and over again that he did actualy fix it. Don't list to 1d4chan, it's a shitty source.

Lookwise imo
Csm terminators > death guard termies

Tusks are sick.

You know what, my gf loves my “gross guys” because they all look really happy

Nidzilla is prob the cheapest.
You get 250ish points for $90

Indomitus Armor is for gays

Sevatar tells Curze that he fixed nothing. It's not 1d4chan headcanon moron.

Your gays

Indomitus armor is the best Terminator armor

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>pre-teen girls
>my girlfriend
tell me more

Yeah, if you're gay.

the normal upgrade sprue for DA works on primaris

>nidzilla
>200pts of Carnifex for £55

He never said that. He said that Nostramo become a shithole soon after he left.

Learn how to read my low IQ friend

I know your guys are but what are mine?