Lizardmen

Couldn't they invent some Aztec like name for them? Naming them after tickling porn is disgusting, hell even Sotekli Sotek's kin or some shit

Do the lizardmen actually do anything relevant in Warhammer? For the most part they sit in their little isolated corner of the world and mumble about the great plan until they get nuked in the end times.

Well, in that case the greenskins and skaven also did nothing wrong because they just keep doing what they were created to do.

The end times where they saved the world at least twice, before loading their entire population into ancient spaceships and flying away?

>Naming them after tickling porn

Don't do it user, don't make my same mistakes

Being applicable to morality means you have a choice. If a rock falls on you, you'll die. It's not the rocks fault. It had no choice in the matter. Same goes for a spiked pit trap, or a land mine or a robotic turret programmed to shoot anything that moves in certain area. Biological automata are no different.

If you can only choose evil, your not evil. You're just a hazard.

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Star skaven would be rad, too.

Side question: what kind of person would play lizardmen? Or Skaven?

[Laughs in cold blood]

Clan Skyre Warlock-Engineer.

Roll with a pair of Warplock Revolvers, Poison Globes, gas mask, and the tiniest Warpfire Thrower imaginable.

You forgot the part where they commit genocide on Albion.

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Where is that piece of lore from?
I remember it from a long ass time ago but i could never find the actual source

that was the skaven

/wfg/ says it's from the 6th edition armybook.

well thats good news, now i just have to dig through all my crap here to find it, i have it lying baout somewhere

The Lizardmen caused the tectonic activity but the Skaven were the ones who took advantage of it and invaded the underway.

OP is not a faggot, confirmed.

>religious
>follow their gods word without question

Automatically bad people

Absolutely euphoric.

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This is especially true in Warhammer

I'm not into warhammer fantasy but I'm a huge fan of 40k and seeing them there would be pretty interesting to be honest.

I wonder how the Imperium would react to finding some other empire that's too large to just exterminate on principle, doesn't want to invade their worlds or destroy the Imperial way of life, just wants to kill chaos wherever it rears its ugly head and the only thing you can do to aggravate them is invade their territory unprovoked.

I mean they have diplomatic relations with the Tau and at first thought they might be able to have peace with them, until the Tau turned out to be a bunch of expansionist totalitarians.

Best race, worst ending. Fuck End Times.

The 360 noscope just for the disrespect lol

Only reason the Imperium "tolerates" the Tau is that they are busy with bigger threats, like tyranids. Tau are on the List, but this being 40k, lot of shit has higher place there. Chaos, tyranids, necrom, orks, Q'orl, if they ever get their appendages on working warp drive...

This is a rad image. I love the idea of Skavenslaves being surgically modified so that most of their cranium is gone, that's a perfect feature for 40K Skaven.

>I wonder how the Imperium would react to finding some other empire that's too large to just exterminate on principle

Doesn't exist. The point of the Imperium is that its xenophobia has annihilated all pragmatism and reason. The Imperium could meet a xenos empire ten times its own size and it would still try to kill them.

Its not a warpfire thrower on his back its a warp-lightning condenser.

The entire Imperium isn't made up of screaming fanatics, blind xenophobia is what the masses are fed but there are plenty in places of power that are more reasonable or pragmatic.

The existence of such a race would have interesting ramifications I think, it'd probably make an outright civil war between the radicals and puritans in the Inquisition, the Xeno Hybris faction would be tripping over themselves to set up diplomatic relations.

Fucking remove rat.

>retarded autists who spend their time making up fake gods based on a comet
>spend every billisecond hoping a dead or dying Pepe will far in its sleep so they can interpret as divine instructions
>don't even have dicks
>autistic ally obsessed with gold despite having no real society beyond that of a beehive or concept of independence
>never contribute anything at all during major Chaos invasions, which have all been stopped by some combination of humans, dwarfs, and elves
>fucked up an entire mountain range based o a typo, screwing over a key race in resisting chaos, shortening the time the world has left by milennia

They're trash and their fans are too.

How is 'Saved the world multiple times, then fucked off in awesome ancient spaceships' the worst ending? I hated the End Times, but the Lizardmens part of it was the only aspect I actually liked.

No one likes or acknowledges the end times except Smegmar shills.

Nope.

This is the proper, updated version
(and also the one Slavfag has mangled to complain about Stormcasts again).

I dunno, I don’t think the ogres have really done anything wrong.

They really don’t fight out of malice, but unrelenting hunger.

Relevant.

>created to be resistant to chaos and a last ditch weapon by the old ones
>worship a minor chaos deity that makes them etenrally hungry and doesnt even give any usefull mutations

Ogres are chill but that great maw deal is pure bullshit

>old ones solve every problem but hunger
>chaos is like “nah, bro”
>makes the ogres more hungry

Literally the only thing the chaos gods could do to the ogres is make their weakness slightly worse.

Ogres are basically the best race, barring none.

To fall back on alignment shorthand, they're lawful neutral. They have their orders and those orders are going to be followed. So only good as far as being the enemies of chaos is good from our perspective.

Hua hua was right

Reminder to not reply to the post above.

post dinosaurs!

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Those with rational inclinations in the Imperium are outnumbered and outranked by those with entirely selfish or zealous motivations, and are fighting mostly in vain against the inertia of an immense, uncaring bureaucratic system that is heavily stacked against them. Most of those in positions of power are pragmatic only in the sense that they are good at holding on to power; those that don't buy into the Imperial Creed are an extreeeeeeeeme minority that have to hide their opinions or face excommunication and death. Xenos Hybris for example are a tiny, tiny order that exists within one sector, and are considered heretics by the vast majority of the Inquisition.

There'd be no civil war, the Imperium would take the same stance toward Space Lizardmen as they do toward every other race: kill on sight.

We don't even know what the Great Maw is. Personally I don't believe it's a Chaos God.

kroq gar campaign will be so much better once kangz are released

Southlands are gonna be full of bling between Kroq and Settra.

preach. I'm not starting a kroq-gar ME until then gonna get hype as fuck

what if its just a giant hole. like there's nothing special about it, its just a really deep hole that the ogres throw stuff into and worship.

Durthu is the true hero of the setting and anyone who disagrees is a scrub.

>what if its just a giant hole. like there's nothing special about it, its just a really deep hole that the ogres throw stuff into and worship.'

It's not, it's a giant sarlacc pit filled with teeth and flesh.

Explain it to me.

>Durthu hellbent on genociding the Old World
>Kroq-Gar hellbent on genociding the Southlands
>Mazdamundi hellbent on genociding the New World

Truly I pity those not fortunate enough to be born in glorious Ulthuan.

I mean, yeah, that's what the ogres say. but I find the idea of ogres being pants on head retarded pretty hysterical.

The total war models are so good.

Stop posting this /v/ garbage. Play Horned Rat, the awesome Crusader King 2 Mod, and the much better Call of Warhammer if you want to play a Total War game that hasn't been made for casuals.

>historic screeching

>not *raptor screeching*

One job, user.

I’m older editions, Lizardmen used Nahua-seeming names, but they were actually puns. For example, one of them would be Chief Xilikankane - chili con carne.

*In. Damnit.

Thin limb Frogs are way better than flabby armed Toads.

Single worst design choice CA made with TWW.

So if the Lizards end game is simply nuking the whole planet how has it taken this long for them to manage to come up with a way to do it?

I know at the end of the day it's just so the game can have it's weird storyline of all the factions trying to do a big ritual for some reason or another but is wiping the planet really the best they could come up with for lizards?

Those lizards look pretty monstruous. Was it before they gave them an Aztec theme?

Cool, you figured out what every other 15 year old realised when they picked up the game
Also fuck lizards who the fuck-fuck wants to be productive-work when you could just be a massive dick all the time, and literally rape the world and it's inhabitants effectively?
Also I'm still salty about Middenheim, they only survived because the had walls and streets paved with PLOT
Finally, we Skaven thread now

What happened to Middenheim?

It's a comet made of warpstone called down by the Celestial Emperor's court wizards in Cathay, aimed to basically nuke the ogres' homeland to stop their constant invasions. Ogres, being halfwits, worshiped this rock of raw magic, which became a sort of pseudo-god owing to so many wills acting in unison on a massive nexus of pure magic. This weakened the ogres immensely as a race.

Just as planned by the (Tzeentch-worshiping) wizards of Cathay.

>...boi

Because the World's Edge Mountains were designed to literally be the Dwarfs home.

Looks like 5th edition, they looked much more primal and their design was more primitive than aztec, though they were already based on pre-columbian America.

Is that Groyper?