Elric: While the Gods laugh

The worlds vortex am.

Elric storytime. Hope you're hanging on. There's angst involved.

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Connection errors will not stop the White Wolf!

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Please, Sir, can I have some more?

CONNECTION ERRORS DAMN YOU TO THE SEVEN HELLS.

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And done.
You see me now a veteran of a thousand psychic wars...

Moonglum > Elric

That book must've been made of really shitty materials if it couldn't stand being left alone in a cool, apparently dry, subterranean cave for a mere 300 years. Vellum can easily last for over a thousand years under those circumstances.

You might want to work on your math.

Black flame guy said he'd been guarding it for 300 years. Apparently it was still intact when it was put there.

So you need to work on your reading, then.

Well fuck. He should've said thirty millennia or something. I really must've missed how there were two different hundreds.

Thats a given.
Which is why he dies first of the two

But Stormbringer is best.

That was their random encounter for that area it seems.

Imagine you're a random encounter and you've just witnessed that guy single-handedly kill some fuckhuge giant. Would you like to mess with him?

>Oh, the guy is wielding the Black Blade.
>Bane of the gods and destroyer of universes, the Stealer of Souls.
>Eh, i can take him.

Pretty certain taht 300 years of direct exposure to such a strong light source will destroy a book.

But the book was the light source, so all bets are off regarding that.

Many thanks to you, OP, for a great storytime. Elric's a classic and deserves more love than he gets around here.

He gets alot of love.
You would be surprised at how many want to ride Elric's big black blade.

Friend without a reason

Friend without a cause.

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That bond meant more to him/
Than any kingdom given by a queen

Good read mate, post more if you got em

Iirc the next story is Weird of the White Wolf

I like that while they're having their angsty talk there's a mondo tavern brawl around them.

>Reading Michael Moorcucks drivel

I thought you had retired Christopher.