Hey Veeky Forums, my DM is allowing us to develop our own potions and utility stuff with alchemy kits.
What are some cool ideas that we could be making use of? Health potions, flashbang bottles, glue bombs, whatever seems useful.
D&D5e if it matters.
Smoke bombs, sleeping poison, generic lube, something to freeze locks so you can shatter them.
Gender reversal grenades
Just imagine it, you're fighting a group of vicious bandits and seem at the end of your rope, but then you throw a little glass bottle at them. When the smoke clears they're a bunch of qt, if a little dirty, girls in oversized armour; while they're freaking out about what's happened to them they don't even notice your entire party has their cocks out and uses their +4 strength to throw them to the ground and start pulling their armour off.
>on a bad roll it takes 4 days to make one flask of acid, on a good roll it takes 2 and a half days
>you still have to pay 1/3rd of the items cost and have to procure tools and ingredients
why would you want to introduce crafting into your game play exactly?
Because we're not using those rules. Just takes a short rest and some occasional resupply costs.
your white soda bottles under the desk are not valid alchemist ingredients.
Antidotes to prevent additional damage and cancel any special effects from poisons.
Hangover cures.
>Hangover cures
Underappreciated, we'll definitely need those with this group.
>Universal Solvent
>Universal Bonding Agent
>Grease
>High Explosive
>Universal Fertility Agent
>Bad Dragon Cum Lube
>Elf Salve
>Vape Juice
>Bad Dragon Cum Lube
O-oh
>Something to allow you to stay awake through a tough night watch.
>A tonic to alleviate fear
>A salve with a scent that the undead find repulsive.
>An agent that can help waterproof a wound
>A mild, tasteless poison
>A salt powder which helps prevent mundane and magical corrosion.
>A potion to prevent intrusion of one's dreams.
>An herbal preparation which when added to libations masks the taste of alcohol and drastically amplifies the effects.
>A slow-setting adhesive which can be poured into a mechanism and invariably bungle it several days later.
>A paste which when injected into a lock permanently jams it.
>A pipeweed blend which, when smoked, is exhaled as a spout of flames at considerable risk to the user.
>A fine dust which sparkles brightly in the light of a full moon.
>A putty which when spread on a surface and partially dried is miraculously reflective, though it cracks and crumbles a short while later as it desiccates.
>A preparation of metal shavings and ground herbs which attracts nesting birds.
>A serum which improves memory when imbibed, but dulls the later recollection of memories brought forth through its use.
Those are the best one's Ive used / seen used throughout the years.
These are all really good thanks.
>Something to allow you to stay awake through a tough night watch.
my nigga over here invented coffee lol
Lunar Caustic.
It's great for fighting werewolves.
*ssssssiip*
ahh ah ahh, you can't fatigue he who has taken the black cup
I'm glad you brought that up, we are actually fighting werewolves for a big chunk of the game, I was thinking a glue bomb with silverdust mixed it?
bump.
A panacea.
Lunar caustic is a silver based acid that has been used since antiquity. It's literally already exactly what you need.
and you can burn warts off with it
That I didn't know.
Nor that.
... and if you find yourself on Pern...
bump there's good suggestions so far
Breath freshener
Armor polish/wax that repels water for a time
Something that when poured onto a hot surface, solidifes into a metallic form
Lycoctonum. A poison specifically for wolves. You make it from Monk's Hood.
>Universal Solvent
YOU MADMAN! DO YOU WANT TO KILL US ALL?
It was a really great story
>Something that when poured onto a hot surface, solidifes into a metallic form
What is a metallic form? You want pancake batter made out of copper? Or some kind of instant dagger formula JUST ADD WATER AND HEAT?
bump
Pour it into a mold for instant bullets for black powder guns?
>A sustance that "falls upwards"
You can use it to make an arrowheads, a chest/containers (that will negate a part of their contents weight), "featherfall" boots or even an airships. not to mention a perpetual motion machines
>birth control pills
>a potion that makes food almost unspoilable (although it will make everything taste like a cardboard)
>a metal that is liquid in room temperature and solidifies when heated
>bulletproof glass
>waterproof firestarters
>a substance that stays hot for several months/years
>arcane slimes/oozes
I always thought alchemy could be used to make chemical weapons against molds, slimes, oozes, fungi, and other such monsters.