[F4A] Two girls looking for a GM/DM

We aren't very experienced in this, so I hope you can bare with us, but me and my girlfriend are looking for someone to GM/DM for us. Either playing out your ideas or ours, preferably yours. We are very open minded and are looking for sometype of Fantasy setting, we can do other's but this is the easiest to wrap our minds around. We aren't looking for anything personal, just someone to help us 'exercise' our imagination. We will be doing this through discord, unless you have a better idea of where to hold this. Oh also, we don't care too much about post length aslong as it isn't one liners. We can manage. Now talk to you soon!

just go to roll20 or something, fuck off

>We are very open minded
>I'm self conscious and afraid of other people judgement so I'll just pretend to be non judgemental to avoid facing my insecurities

Ftfyt.
Now fuck off.

big baito!!

You want to go to roll20 and apply for a group.

Pro tip:
Veeky Forums ain't a good place to look for a base-level game.

>bare with us
I thought dick pics were frowned upon?

Use the gamefinder thread, dumbasses.

Girls don't have dicks

This.

sage'd

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OP is a damn tease, I mean thumbnail totally makes it look like she wears massive gas mask...

F4A stands for fishing for answers, I assume?

You shouldn't do this to us. Most of us are lonely nerds whose heart would skip a beat at the though of manipulating a couple of cute lesbian girls into our fantasy worlds.
So curses upon you, you damned neckbeard, for tempting your brethren with such unlikely yet alluring phantasmagories.

>F4A
Female (looking for) for anyone
Hookup parlance, like M4F is man looking for women

We don't sell sex here, but we do sell our bodies.

OP's first mistake was assuming that more than a handful of neckbears on Veeky Forums would be familiar with hookup jargon.

Roasties go and stay go.

>didn't read lol

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Tits or gtfo.

so where da boobies at?
Butts are fine too

Nah its F(female) 4(for) A(anal)
Hence all the talk about being open minded, fantasy, post length.
If Veeky Forums wasnt a blue board we'd have not seen such innuendo in the OP

these are the ancient rules
obey them or leave

He REQUIRES THEM!

pretty sure this is bait but still Veeky Forums isn't your personal blog nor some discord chatroom fuck outta here scumbag

>Dykes
>R*ddit vernacular

BEGONE THOT

Fuck off soft nigga

BITCHES FOR THULSA DOOM

I'll run you through a game, but only if you plan on playing the best fantasy RPG ever devised

Tell me all about Dungeon World.

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It's a *world game made by people who don't understand the point of *world games.

Let me tell you about Dungeon World. It's fast, with a strong core mechanic built to enhance the story, not restrict it like the shitty D&D mechanics. Failure in Dungeon World is actually interesting, and all of the abilities are codified into the core mechanic to make it fast, fun, and easy to use. The combat is also much, much better. A dragon doesn't need 300 hit points to be challenging like it does in D&D, it can do stuff that's actually terrifying, like rip a character's arm off. Also, armor is damage reduction so no more of this "less likely to hit, but still does full damage if it does hit" bullshit. The monster stats are incredibly light, character creation is extremely fast and fluid, with just as many options as D&D when you consider that most of D&D is trap options. There is no powergaming in Dungeon World, just a fast story-based game that still has the mechanics from D&D that you love (hit points, classes, etc) but with much stronger mechanics that lead to a more fulfilling roleplaying experience.

My last session of Dungeon World, my human fighter wrapped a vampire in a bear hug and wrestled him out a window into the castle moat. This is real roleplaying we're talking about here, not babby D&D shit where you have to make two different rolls and then have some autist look up how far you can move about while grappling. Dungeon World is about fun and good story, not rules and combat bullshit.

this is pasta

>this is pasta

This doesn't tell me anything about Dungeon World.

I miss quest threads too user.

>Girls don't have dicks
The good kind do.