Everything is dolphins

Hey Veeky Forums
I bought this!
So..uh.
You guys wanna roll a dolphin?

I'm gonna regret this. Let's get started, user.

Ok someone roll a d8.
First attribute is strength.

Rolled 6 (1d8)

Rollain'

Is this just an Ecco tabletop?

Oh dang we pretty stronk.
Now roll for dex.

Rolled 5 (1d8)

Here we go.

Rolled 7 (1d8)

Rollin'

Pretty nimble.
We dexterity 5!

Thank you op

Forgot pic

Int 7!
There's some good breeding behind this dolpho.

WE DOLPHINS NOW

>boulders

>boulders

Where did you get this?

Aight peeps, three more d8 rolls please.
Pal at the flgs sold it to me. Some woman had traded it in for magic cards and after the staff stopped laughing they realized the only way to move it was to sell it for cheap to me.

Rolled 1 (1d8)

Rolling

Oh...oh.
Well, 1 in perception is rounded up to 2 according to the rules. We are the stevie wonder of dolphins.

Two more rolls friends!

Rolled 2 (1d8)

Do eet

Con 2
We have sea-asthma.

Last roll!

Rolled 2 (1d8)

Am I the only one in here?

...fine.

Rolled 1 (1d8)

Rolled 8 (1d8)

How does a dolphin get bitten by a spider?

Oh gosh darnit.
Cha 2 it is.

Like busses :P

Ok let's pick a race!
Higher last digit wins out if we can't agree.

I want power armor on mine.

1) waterspider
2) magic

Is this from gurps uplift?

I made the last two horrible rolls, so I'm bowing out of this one.

What about those pink Amazonian river dolphins?

Nope, Rifts Underseas (world book 7). Every you ever wanted to know about role playing a glitterdolphin with a rocket launcer.

>the DM
the dolphin master?

Rolling for false killer whale

Oh you've played before?

...

False killer whale it is.
Now, someone roll 2D8 for our starting feat.

Rolled 8, 4 = 12 (2d8)

Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d8)

Here's hoping we get a penis related feat

Faggot

12
Well liked
>adds a +1 to cha related ability rolls

>"Dolphin Master" (DM)

Ok our dolphin is kind of a gimp.
I'm adding a free artifact so please roll a d8.

Now is also when we decide on the name.

poison gland looks interesting

...

Rolled 6 (1d8)

•finpalms•
Dolphin rucksack it is.

Alright let's screw up our last item: the name.
Anything but Echo is acceptable.

And he shall be named Lord Militant General Barkevious Melanastus Sonarion IV.

If trips Lord Militant General Barkevious Melanastus Sonarion III

Say hello to Lord Militant General Barkevious Melanastus Sonarion IV

Race: False killer whale

Str 6
Dex 5
Int 7
Per 2
Con 2
Cha 2

Feat: well liked
Artifact: Dolphin rucksack

Ok.
So who's up for an adventure?

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

We'd have to move it to /qst/ before people start to ree

I'm off today and have lots of beer. Let's head over to /qst/.

Should we start a 1d4 page for this?

>had opportunity to call them "porpoise characters"
>didn't

Oh is that how it works?
Alright, I'll post a link.
Now be warned, I don't know how quest threads work.

A porpoise is not a dolphin, though they are related.

NO!

Don't be forced out.

So I'm assuming our dolphin is pretty much an autistic Veeky Forums poster.
Athletic, dexterous, smart, no social skills, but has an awkward charm everyone loves

How do I even post link between boards?
It's at /qst/ anyhoo.

>a glitterdolphin
Jesus Fuck

Holy cow OP did you draw this

...

>Dolphins with nippon blades
I find this ridiculously funny, considering what the Japanese do.

Thanks, dolphinbro!

Nah, all pics are and will be from the book.

What allignment does he posess?

Neutral bouyancy/chaotic rapist

Is the Dolphin Leather Jacket a leather jacket for dolphins, or is it a jacket made of dolphin leather?

How is this any different from a quest?

It's a cool accessory made for cool fins in the moment. The leather is cow.

Dunno, I don't know much about quests but this can be one I guess