/cyoag/ - CYOA General

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There are times when I wish I could just die, particularly in a way that benefits those I love, and does not make me look like a completely worthless human being.

So, how's your day going, user?

Fuck you

Glad to hear it.

Requesting Hero Academy.

Granted.

I'm woefully unprepared for an important exam but I managed some sustained effort today, which is a good sign.

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Oftentimes you'll get what you put in. Put in effort to make progress.

>So, how's your day going, user?
Pretty decent. Kind of in a fugue and I can't find anything interesting to do with myself, not even gaming is helping.

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I get those doldrums from time to time too. I usually kick myself outside and go fishing. Most times it helps, sometimes it doesn't.

>ZBG is the only pure cyoafu
>Pure
Oh user...
My purity was lost long ago...
>I want to corrupt ZBG
Please don't...
>one of my fantasies
What isn't at this point?
>ZBG is a reddit attention whore
Attention Whore?
Yes.
Reddit?
Even I'm not that disgusting.
>some fat fuck wafiu fag?
Hey, I'm only a little overweight...
>ZBG and Tok start posting again
I never stopped posting.
>would you fuck me.jpg
>I'd fuck me so hard.png

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Relaxed, getting ready for for some visa interviews.

Anyway, anyone got Brides of the Zodiac?

Thank you.

I'll probably just play some Zomboid or read all of Traveller again.

Also I like how I have five different versions of this page because BoxWine couldn't figure out word the Events right.

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Thanks. Sorry I didn't post a build, today's been crazy busy for me and now it's midnight and I've got work in 6 hours, if today ends up quieter, I'll try to post a build

>Brides of the Zodiac?
You forgot the War part, but yes.

Dammit, wrong post linked, meant to reply to Like I said, long and tiring day, I'm going to bed.

>I never stopped posting.
For a blessed few days you were quiet and Tok wasn't around much. Neither was SDA. It was mostly centered around Monster Hunter though.

Still a really nice time.

Will there ever be a DLC 2?

He was working on it last I remember, but he might have gotten sidetracked. Plus I think he was trying to stay sober, or maybe I dreamed that part.

Here's an alternative version of this page, too. I forgot which one is up-to-date.

I wasn't quiet, I just wasn't tripfagging.
Besides, Quiet's a completely different author

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Wasn't this just posted a thread or 2 ago?

It was. Does anyone want anything in particular posted? First come, first serve.

Yes, but asked for it, so I'm posting it again.

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That's the power of Monster Hunter. It kept shitposting at bay. Now we're back to this. Only the chosen one can bring balance to the general.

Do you have that one about the 4 houseman kingdoms?

>Left Door

I do, I can dump after I'm done with WoZB.

>Right Door

I actually don't. It wasn't my cup of tea.

Good on you.

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>Name
Long Dain
>School
St. Flares
>Classes
Bardic Arts 3x
Martial Combat 3x
Physical Training 3x
Ki Attunment 3x
>Companions
Kaerulaus
Duxix

>Events
Harvest Festival - Basilisk Den
Grand Summit - Battle of the Arts
Gathering of Life - Party Planner
>Clubs
Art and Student Government
>Drawback
Hated Prodigy 2x

I dream of PPP+

Hated Prodigy x2 would give you 14 classes, not 12

>Hated Prodigy
>mfw everyone attending these schools are going to be anti social loners with a very few friends

Thank you!

I dream of high quality CYOAs and little to no shitposting.
We're too cool for lots of friends.

so nothing changes

>He attends St. Flares

>Lunestierfags

>Relaxed
Good way to go into an interview. Keep a level-head.

>not attending Odesium

Fucking fleshbags

>Magic Scum
You will all get the rope one day.

>this meatbag honestly thinks I still breath and require lungs

No way, tech nerd.
Ooga booga! Fire bad!

Enjoy slogging through mud, shit, and caves, and seducing tavern wenches while listening to drunken dwarves sing "Half-Merry, Half-Man". Enjoy crashing into a mountain while I travel in the highest luxury, drink the finest wines, share company in the most sophisticated minds, and then go home and fuck my rich Princess wife, then bed my more attractive, lively maids before leaving my mountainside castle estate to grace your quaint little village a visit to collect tax.

Perhaps I'll even pay those special hometown girls of yours a visit.

>t. a DYEL drop-out who couldn't complete PT

>St. Flarefag doesn't realize that his shitty over privileged school buys hand-me-down ancient sky ships from Odesium

>something someth Ej Har
Look I don't have much bantz in me. I just like the pushing of the envelope there.

Oh boy, here we go again!
[Name]
>Student Council President and Disciplinary Squad Head Vasiliás Gabriel
[School]
The Ej Har Institute
[Classes]
1st Year:
>Blood Magic (Basic)
>Martial Combat (Basic)
2nd Year:
>Blood Magic (Advanced)
>Teamwork (Basic)
3rd Year:
>Blood Magic (Master)
>Martial Combat (Advanced)
4th Year:
>(Transfer Student) x2
5th Year:
>Maneuvers (Basic)
>Martial Combat (Master)
[Classmates]
Eloise Avery
Hana
Bathsheba
Cassiopeia
Inas
(Kit)
(Suzette Highking)
[Events]
~{The Great Tournament}
>1st Year: Battle Royal
>2nd Year: Battle Royal
>3rd Year: The Great Hunt
>4th Year: The Great Hunt
>5th Year: Rattle Royal
~{The Harvest Festival}
>1st Year: Escort
>2nd Year: Escort
>3rd Year: Escort
>4th Year: Escort
>5th Year: Escort
~{The Grand Summit}
>1st Year: Security
>2nd Year: Security
>3rd Year: Security
>4th Year: Security
>5th Year: Security
~{The Gathering of Life}
>1st Year: Blind Date (Lunestier, Suzette Highking)
>2nd Year: Blind Date (Jah'Kara Tel, Eldaah)
>3rd Year: Blind Date (St. Flares, Sorte)
>4th Year: Blind Date (Odesium, Liene)
>5th Year: Body Guard
[Clubs]
Disciplinary Squad
Student Government
[Drawback]
Transfer Student 2x

As Student Council President and Head of the Disciplinary Squad, I swear that I shall obliterate Ej Har Academy's wicked reputation and establish it as an academy that emphasizes power and freedom of study above all else.
I'm willing to dirty my hands to reach this goal and am prepared to do anything to see it reach fruition.
A new dawn has come to our school and I warn all students and faculty that plan to stand against it that I am that rising sun and you should prepare to embrace this new day or have your flesh seared from your bones with my own two hands.

Burning out your soul and world, that sounds like a good idea!

>t. daddy's girl with too much cash and too little guts

>implying I'm a lowly trench-running, dungeon-crawling, 2nd-rate student attending a 3rd rate school

>obliterate Ej Har Academy's wicked reputation
wowa calm down buddy
I'm sure you'll be a shining example but a reputation takes generations to build up

It's true, I'm rich. I've only gotten richer, too--brokering trade deals with foreign nations, consolidating political power to eventually kick back and spawn my own kingdom. And you may think I have few guts, but if you ever get in my conniving, scheming way, I'll be sure to show you exactly just how much guts you possess. Kid.

I haven't used this many smug faces since brexit.

I'm not saying that, I'm saying your obsolete, St. Flare is just a party school for the kid of politicians and noblemen. That's it.

>Name
Akihi Aroha (Means Black Love)
>School
Uzuza
>Classes
Beast Taming 3x
Physical Training 3x
Potion Mixing 3x
Martial Combat 3x
First Aid 2x
>Companions/Classmates
Allyce Westhold
Trap-Catcher
Yung Tashi
>Events
-The Tournament
The Great Hunt 5x
Always a great way to meet strange and monstrous creatures from exotic lands.
-The Harvest Festival
Fundraising 3x
Big brother's circus and my sister's beast sanctuary need money to pay off debts from collectors.
-The Grand Summit
Security
I will put the skills I learn during my first three years to good use.
-The Gathering of Life
Blind Date
The road of a Hero is a lonely one. Finding a wife, or aibou (non-romantic life partner), is a goal of mine.
>Clubs
-Music and Disciplinary Squad
Singing and playing the harp are my favorite hobbies. I don't mean to toot my own horn but I think I'm pretty good. Someone has to keep the other students in line and D.S. is right for me.
>Drawback
Hated Prodigy x2

Being part of the Disciplinary Squad didn't exactly make me popular with the other students. It doesn't matter now; it just means the friends I was able to make are more precious to me and I have more time to further improve myself.

I'm sorry that your ego is so frail that you need to prove your superiority to someone you will never meet or cross paths with. I'm sure that in your sea of fake, traitorous and gold-diggers someone might comfort your fragile self. Bitch.

I wasn't aware St Flares had gentrified like that.
Makes sense with a degree being pretty much a requirement these days for the nobles to have a back-up school to send all the kids that couldn't make it in Lunestier.

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You don't get it, do you? I am L-U-N-E-S-T-I-E-R. Premier school for royalty, pinnacle of higher education.

>implying I'm trying to prove anything
Only an inferior, lazy Flare student would say such things.

If you're anti-mage, do me a favor and beat the shit out of .

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CLEM, STOP POSTING AND GO FIND KENNY

You are half right. But instead of coming from an idiot, I happen to hail from a school with an actual goal: of preventing magic from scarring the world again.

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>St. Flares
"muh heroic past!"
"W-w-we're still relevant right, guys?!"
>Lunestier
-bunch of inbred spoiled brats
-have to get mommy and daddy to help
>Odesium
-Perma-virgins too autistic to handle real people
>Ej Har Institute
Backstabbing smelly skelly lover
>Uzuza
Magic scary n ebul! Ooga booga, were da elf womin at?
>Jah'Kara Tel
Desert druggies
>Legem Dei
Religious extremists who would probably blow up people

What really matters is having fun and making friends!

And this, boys and girls, is what someone who had their application denied by all 7 academies looks like. Look at this creature and pity it.

Is this a bad time to be asking for feedback and potential new nations for Fantasy Nation Builder?

I'm actually a demon come to warn you that the dark lords have temporary united to wage war against you heroes. I just thought I should give you guys a heads-up. tee hee hee

Go ahead. I love the previous nation builder.

No. I'm pretty sure most of us are just dicking around since HA was posted. I'll get it up now.

>Elixirs
B-04: Beauty
M-06: Skill
S-12: Domination

And thus I became Chadnon. I'll use the remaining weeks to learn how to have assertive attitude, learn the extent of my manipulation power and learn how to fuck women like an 11/10 lover building up my stamina to peak human levels.

I'll try to achieve the Harem ending, first going to Scorpio, talking her out of wanting to murder everyone, then convincing (or commanding) her about my harem and eventually fucking her brains out in the place as a reward if she helps me achieve it. Then I'll move from house to house basically doing the same until all I have all of them in the palm of my hand. Harem achieved, hopefully.

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I also should say that I like the idea of you organizing the resources by tiers. It seems like that may make it neater.

Question:What do we do with the leftover resources if we a lot of something? Can we save them for later?

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Don't underestimate the power of my regime, my friend.
Notions such as reputations and history are as easily crushed as any obstacle.
>Ej Har Institute
>Backstabbing smelly skelly lover
This sentiment is the foe I have chosen and it will burn to ash before my Student Council's glory.
Hold onto those beliefs while you can; they shall be nothing but smoke by my graduation.

Okay so my ideas so far are this:
>Resources
Will all be 1 thing called Resource Points.
>Landforms
Will offer Resource Points in certain areas. Plains will offer points in Army, Mountain in stone based defences for your cities, Forest in ships or other wooden things, Coasts in nautical soldiers.

Also make the Army and Navy a separate section. Men at Arms, Archers, Cavalry, Engineers, Rangers in Army for example.
>Defences
Just make them alternate landforms or scrap them. Might add things like, "Volcanic" which boosts resource production of other Landforms.

Diplomacy will likely be a perk as will some others
>Magic
Make the drawbacks only give 1 magic instead of 2, add some more drawbacks and magics.

(also I am taking magic ideas if you have any)

Does any magic, Lord or People feel imbalanced to anyone?

>Allied Nations
Split them up based on region (i.e. their real life country) and then let people pick a region to put their nation in.

I gave my two cents two threads ago in regards to Fantasy nation builder.

As for nations to add, I shamelessly nominate mine..

.... As always I have no idea how to post cross-thread *sigh*

Let me just copy-paste this...

South of Hanryeo is a collection of islands known as Baku. Its seafaring people, the Bakun, are known for many things: their massive size, their impressive athletic capabilities, their knowledge of forging mithril and their voracious appetite, a side-effect of their physical prowess. It is due to the last of these, however, that they have always found themselves at war with one another. Food is relatively plentiful among the islands, but still with many islands sinking and rising with the flow of the tide, fights are frequent. This all ended recently with the rise of one that the Bakun have come to call “Datu”. Now they are united, a nascent nation taking its first steps.

The tribal chiefs of Baku rule equally as a single united council alongside the Datu, but the three most powerful of the tribes - Lupon, Saya and Min - have blood feuds so ancient that none can remember where they even began, hence the annual meetings are tense and full of passive-aggressive comments against each other. Outside of their domestic conflicts, the Bakun have found themselves fast friends with Hanryeo, and have come to rely on them for their fruits, and in turn, Baku offers up their mithril.

The Bakun flag is the blue ocean, which gives and takes as it sees fit, and Awa Mountain- one of the few pieces of land to have never sunk in recorded history, the nation’s largest source of mithril, and the decided capital of the islands- towering over it.

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Again I hope you don't mind me simplifying things for myself by turning the discounts into additions (20% labor discount = 20000 x 0.2 = +4000 labor). Mathematically it should be equivalent.

Baku

Land: The Bakun Isles

2 Plains (+4 000 Labor), 2 Rivers and Coasts (+2 000 Labor, -30% Naval Soldier Prices), 2 Forests (+3 000 Wood)

Defenses: Martial Culture (-20% Soldier Prices), Island

Capital: Awa Mountain (Cliffside, + 2 500 Labor, Stone)

Resources: 28 500 Labor, 12 500 Stone, 13 000 Wood

City Defenses:
Talus (Free)
Moat + Water + Drawbridge (4 000 Labor, 1 000 Wood)
High Walls (2 000 Labor, Stone)
Bastions (1 000 Labor, Stone)
Arrow Slits (2 000 Labor)
Trebuchets (2 000 Labor, Wood)
Scorpions (2 000 Labor, Wood)
Watchtowers (1 000 Labor, 1 000 Stone)
Tunnels (1 000 Labor, Wood)
Farms (500 Labor, Wood)
Reinforced Gate (100 All)
Wells x2 (200 All)
Larders (100 Wood)
Sally Port (50 Labor, Wood)

Remaining Resources: 12 650 Labor, 8 200 Stone, 6 050 Wood

Army:
Men-at-Arms (x10) (800 Labor, Stone)
Archers (x10) (800 Labor, Wood)
Healers (x10) (1 600 Labor)
Rangers (x10) (800 Labor, 400 Wood, Stone)
Engineers (x5) (400 Labor, Wood)
Oarsmen (x10) (500 Labor, Wood)
Marines (x10) (500 Labor, Stone)
Naval Engineers (x5) (250 Labor, Wood)
Longships (x2) (1 000 Labor, Wood)
Galleys (1 000 Labor, Wood)
Dreadnoughts (1 500 Labor, Wood, 1 000 Stone)

Emergency Savings: 3 500 Labor, 5 500 Stone, 1 200 Wood

The Natives: “Bakun”
Magics: Brisk, Forge-touched, Giant, Unwavering
Curses: Divided

The Datu (The Council of Tribes)
Powers: Inspiration to All, Rise
Taints: None

Allies: Hanryeo
Enemies: None

A man after my own heart.
Scarlatina is definitely the best choice for this plan. Especially the learning to be an 11/10 lover.
I wish you luck, Prince Chadnon Zodiac, First of His Name.
I have a folder specifically for that purpose.
Never know when someone's going to ask for sauce or you realize a discarded image would be perfect for another project.

Again, I hope you don't mind me simplifying things for myself by turning the discounts into additions (20% labor discount = 20000 x 0.2 = +4000 labor). Mathematically it should be equivalent. Sadly wouldn't work with soldier stuff though.

Baku

Land: The Bakun Isles

2 Plains (+4 000 Labor), 2 Rivers and Coasts (+2 000 Labor, -30% Naval Soldier Prices), 2 Forests (+3 000 Wood)

Defenses: Martial Culture (-20% Soldier Prices), Island

Capital: Awa Mountain (Cliffside, + 2 500 Labor, Stone)

Resources: 28 500 Labor, 12 500 Stone, 13 000 Wood

City Defenses:
Talus (Free)
Moat + Water + Drawbridge (4 000 Labor, 1 000 Wood)
High Walls (2 000 Labor, Stone)
Bastions (1 000 Labor, Stone)
Arrow Slits (2 000 Labor)
Trebuchets (2 000 Labor, Wood)
Scorpions (2 000 Labor, Wood)
Watchtowers (1 000 Labor, 1 000 Stone)
Tunnels (1 000 Labor, Wood)
Farms (500 Labor, Wood)
Reinforced Gate (100 All)
Wells x2 (200 All)
Larders (100 Wood)
Sally Port (50 Labor, Wood)

Army:
Men-at-Arms (x10) (800 Labor, Stone)
Archers (x10) (800 Labor, Wood)
Healers (x10) (1 600 Labor)
Rangers (x10) (800 Labor, 400 Wood, Stone)
Engineers (x5) (400 Labor, Wood)
Oarsmen (x10) (500 Labor, Wood)
Marines (x10) (500 Labor, Stone)
Naval Engineers (x5) (250 Labor, Wood)
Longships (x2) (1 000 Labor, Wood)
Galleys (1 000 Labor, Wood)
Dreadnoughts (1 500 Labor, Wood, 1 000 Stone)

Emergency Savings: 3 500 Labor, 5 500 Stone, 1 200 Wood

The Natives: “Bakun”
Magics: Brisk, Forge-touched, Giant, Unwavering
Curses: Divided

The Datu (The Council of Tribes)
Powers: Inspiration to All, Rise
Taints: None

Allies: Hanryeo
Enemies: None

... This is why I posting shit from my phone.

Name: Uriah Azoth

Drawbacks: Hated Prodigy

Academy: Odesium

Classes:
Mage Armour 3
Divine Arts (Machine Cult) 3
Smithing 3
Knowledge (Engineering) 3

Companions:
Eloise Avery/Eloise Avery/Bathsheba/Znanje

>Born to a obscure family of clockmakers and tinkerers
>A tragic airship accident left her orphaned and crippled
>Devised her own prosthetic limbs to get around and windup toys to keep her company
>claim that her toys spoke and comforted her during her darkest hours, revealing wonderful secrets and magnificent truths
>recognized for her craftsmenship and invited to attend Odesium, when word got around that her clockworked toys rebuilt the crumbling orphanage after suffering a fire
>invests her faith in a higher power, the Father of Machines, God of invention and ingenuity and patron of all artificers
>She believed this invitation was a gift from the Great Father, who deemed her worthy to ascend from flesh to metal and create wondrous masterpieces to venerate his name
>feel constantly uneasy and nauseous for living and studying on a airship academy, not fully shaken off the childhood trauma from all those years ago

>Form a think tank
>Tarkun is our chief combat and warfare consultant, testing out and sparring against new developed mage-armour models. when given the chance study her dwarven weapons and incorporate the near indestructible dwarven alloy in all armour models
>Eloise's surgical expertise and medical knowledge will be invaluable for cybernetic augmentation, brain and nervous system mapping/interfacing as well as uploading minds much later on
>Help Znanje with her classes and bounce ideas and design philosophies off her, she will be my closest friend and research colleague.
>sympathize with Bathseba's situation and help her to fit in with society, and study her AI and artificial brain architecture

Year 1: Fund Raising
Year 2: Fund Raising/Research Proposal (Mage Armour nanomachines)
Year 3: Fund Raising/Research Proposal (Cybernetic augmentation through direct neuro-mage armour networked interfacing)
Year 4: Fund Raising/Research Proposal (Mind uploading to artificial neuro-networked systems)
Year 5: Battle Royal

>Spend four years raising funds, set up a booth for repairing and maintaining machinery and rudimentary mage-armour, from there accumulate enough funds to start my own company, workshops/factories and magitech research facilities
>From second year and onward, start devising and selling small trinkets, toys, tools and mage-armour components at discount prices to students of all attending academies, said devices being spy drones for gathering combat and spell technique data

>At the same time, I should have acquired a sufficient comprehension of engineering theory and technical skill to develop microscopic scale mage-armour for the first research proposal demonstration

>From year 3 on wards, develop Wi-fi networking to pilot potentially millions of mage-armour nanomachines, at this point Eloise should have completely mapped out the brain and neurological system for augmentation, have her augment one of my own crippled limbs for the second research proposal

>By year 4, my own brain would have been cybernetically augmented to handle the enormous payload of micromanaging every single Mage-armour nanomachine and AI subroutines developed, at this point the secret of Bathsheba's brain is cracked and we have developed a basic architecture for the third research proposal

>By year 5, all magitechnologies developed so far have been sufficiently refined and integrated into my first combat ready Mage-armour bodies, all the combat and magic technique data I've collected can be downloaded into my cybernetic mind and mastered within months of practice, it is time to test my machines in the battle royal under all events

>A man after my own hear
w-what?

>School
Uzuza

>Drawback
Hated Prodigy (-1 companion +2 classes)

>Classes
Unarmed Combat [x3]
Ki Attunment [x3]
Divine Arts [x3]
Physical Training
Maneuvers

>Free course
Mage Hunter

>Companions and classmates
Malyvin
Valerie Bluewood
Izuki
Helena

>Events
The Great Tournament Battle Royal [x4]

The Harvest Festival: Escort

The Grand Summit: Security

The Gathering of Life: Bodyguard, Blind Date (roll result: 1 - 4; St. Flares - Kit)

>Clubs and Organizations

Cultural Clubs: cooking and boring games (table tops)

BEGONE Magefags

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>BEGONE Magefags

This isn't /wodg/