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Every dubs decides another facet of the world

the setting centres on a cultural analogue to India

The setting has a powerful force at the top of the eldritch stack that removes anything stupid from existence and keeps things making sense. It especially despises catgirls.

You can create anything by thinking about it.

The world is cold. Vegetation has adapted to survive in the freezing temperatures in 99% of the globe, but snow covers the landscape from corner to corner.

There are a lot of penguins

Magical effects come in the form of birds, always.

This setting has only one God, but he has Multiple Personality Disorder, so people think there is a pantheon.

Women walk around topless.

All landmasses are living creatures. Sometimes they drift together, sometimes they drift apart.

Trees, and as a result lumber, are extremely rare and highly valued

Game abstractions are part of everyday life.

All that exists was destroyed long ago, the world is nothingness populated by no one

British Empire owns Mars

Children don't grow up until they've passed their trials. Once they do, they metamorphosize, and lose their conscious memories.

Free beer!

All creatures possess an inherent wanderlust. A need to move away from where they are, that's just as strong as thirst or hunger. Static prisons are torturous places.

Science is worshipped with the same fanaticism and ceremony that religion usually is.

The world exists on a single massive coastline. further inland is a massive, impassable mountain from which the occasional river flows

Finally something

Most large cities are built into this mountain. But it seems no matter how deep they dig they never reach the other side

Demon Gates appear often, but the forces of hell are relatively weak so closing these gates is a common job for low level adventurers.

>Finally something
You can usually tell from the poster:post ratio how good the thread will be.

as such there are a lot of settlements built floating on the sea

There are no black people.

There are giant animals that run around murdering people, the only way to stop them is to kill and eat them by roaming adventures who participate in elaborate "cooking ritual fights". A man wrestles the chicken to rip off it's feathers, another cracks giant eggs and flour to roll the chicken in, and then a wizard conjures up boiling oil to kill and fry the chicken with.

The ocean is a temptress, and a corrupting force. It lures the young and stupid to its shores and changes them.

The mountain is home to rat folk, who grow a form of cheese from fungus

The most numerous intelligent races are humans and merpeople.

But everyone hates those damn purple skins

Sometimes, winged men fall from the skies.

Sailing is primarily used for military purposes rather than trade

Dragons rule the ocean.

Jellyfish are a primary source of nutrition

The setting is, on a technological level, about on the same level as the 1960's

Plants are not sapient, but they are sentient, and they take on mobile forms to take root elsewhere if need be.

Magic can be drawn only from algae local to riverbanks.

Piracy is a common practice.

The War has been going on longer than anyone can remember

The intelligent races are all tiny.

The most popular international sport is 5-on-5 boxing.

Magic comes from from the hair on your head (and no other), so people let it grow long. Women's hair grows faster, but men make up for the disadvantage with their beards.

Only one country has ever managed to man an expedition beyond the mountains, but everyone came back completely out of their minds, screeching "I HAVE SEEN SO MANY COLORS!"

There is someone with a magical book that allows them to add things to reality as their whim. If this gets dubs, any responses are treated as dubs, too, because fuck this thread.

>If this gets dubs, any responses are treated as dubs, too, because fuck this thread.
I hope you get cancer.
If I get dubs, the free for all is over.

Since everything goes:
People use chickens in fighting units in warfare.

Every living humanoid creature in the world, male or female, and a minimum of 10" horse cock

You fucked the grammar so badly the book doesn't do anything.

Based on the wording of this, every post after is exempt from it

Chickens are the size of horses and extremely intelligent.

Doesn't matter, the OP was
>Every dubs decides another facet of the world
and you added
>All responses are treat as dubs
Therefore every single response now is canon, horse cocks for everyone.

Well this seems like a good combo

In addition:
instead of war, baseball is used to resolve all international conflict

>Shitposter immediately BTFO by his own rules
Fucking poetry

Those who die beyond the barrier islands are magically forgotten by all other inhabitants of the world. Most of the world is aware of this phenomenon and have no way of knowing how many people close to them have been lost.

There are two races of Sergals. Furred Sergals from the mountains who raid the coastal people and Hairless Aquatic Sergals that live in the sea and are traders. Both sergal races hate each other but neither can effectively wage war on the other.

The setting is ruled by 3 gods who play an eternal game with its inhabitants in 6mm. In setting reflects this with exclusive crowd sizes of ~10 as would be represented on 6mm bases

Once a year, during Ytridosten-fest, everyone gets piss-drunk and beats the ever loving shit out of each other to celebrate the end of winter. Magical areas may summon the traditional beer golems, as well.

Instead of war, Giant Robot Baseball is used to resolve all international conflict.

Instead of war, Giant Robot Basketball is used to resolve conflict (in space).

All creatures reproduce asexually. All sentient races dress exceptionally modestly, especially during combat.

So at this point the setting is just th coastline thing, plus the 1960s tech and black people don't exist. Unless we count the faggot with the book, this has been an awful run for dubsworldbuilding.

The open waters are patrolled by chaotic, hedonistic demons. They are fierce enemies of Gorphaestus, the god of fire, steel, and order who makes his home deep within the caves of the central mountains, worshipped by many humans as the origin of the technology and strength that lets them defend themselves against the demons. He is not an altogether benevolent being, however, as the strength he offers to creatures within his domain comes at the cost of their free will. His servants see the weak as potential servants to chaos, and summarily execute them.

Instead of magma, electrical current flows beneath the ground, keeping the mostly metallic earth afloat by means of magnetism. This current occasionally erupts into the air, with little warning.

The ocean water is very lightly radioactive, just enough that frequent, direct exposure with proper protective gear is lethal.

Meant to say without protective gear

Real magic exists in this world, but is used almost exclusively by old timey magicians in shows. Using it for any other purpose puts you in the cross hairs of the shadowy Guild of Illusionists.

As a result of the ambient radioactivity birth defects are frightfully common. So are actually beneficial and those mutants are prized by their communities. The rest, if they have not demonstrated a useful ability are cast out on their 15th birthday.

The main source of food are dog turds.

>Some are actually beneficial...

The shoreline progresses 10 yards inland each year. The sea is consequently full of abandoned and sunken civilizations, many inhabited by
the outcasts of society.

Wait, shit, I just realized 30 feet really isn't too far too much land lost each year. If dubs, if becomes 500 feet instead.

The concentration of radioactivity is higher around the estuaries of rivers originating from the massive inland mountain.

>shoreline progresses 10 yards inland each year
that is a shitload. so like, society is constantly building upwards an endless hill like D&D gehenna?

also if this gets dubs there are no widely available chemical compounds to comprise an explosive powerful enough for useful rocketry

>If dubs, if becomes 500 feet instead.
this would literally mean like rebuilding city blocks every month

How about we just use Giant Robots to warfare, but they are so easy to control even a child can operate one via remote control.

I was thinking constantly moving inland instead, with the outermost regions consisting of former residential areas converted into industrial work zones capable of withstanding the radiation. It's based on coastal Louisiana, which loses a football field of land every hour, but that's total not length of shore.

every 100 years there's a massive prank war.

In a certain region, there is a culture that hosts a festival within their own towns a villages. Music is played through blowing into a jug, performing a certain theme. The men who volunteered for it must clobber each other into submission, and this goes on until one is left standing. Fighting with improvised weapons such as wheelbarrows is acceptable. Each strike must be exclaimed with: "That's my horse!" or else the blow is unofficial. A lethal blow disqualifies a player until next year.

The main human civilization is secretly run by a Dalton Whimsy (Basically just Walt Disney), kept alive indefinitely by a mix of technology and GOI sanctioned non-entertainment magic. He is an absolute control freak that deliberately keeps society distracted from the constant threat of the nuclear tide, and pacifies his citizens with a mixture of moving pictures and magic shows. His goals are ultimately benevolent, as he feels that if his people ever truly understand the harshness of their reality, they would lose the ability to dream of a better tomorrow and collapse.

i guess it depends how steep the slope of the endless coast is.


there's a thriving industry of diving for artifacts despite the radiation, as no one knows just how deep the slope goes.

A race of short, large-nosed creatures known as Kilroys inhabit the mountains. They rarely venture into human territory to forage, but they possess a magical ability that causes anyone who sees them to forget almost immediately. A few quick witted individuals have occasionally managed to scrawl out records of these sightings: Kilroy was here

...

3-handed weapons exist and are somewhat common

Massive radioactive storms make traversing the open sea highly dangerous. Surface going sea-vessel are only used near the coast, while submarines are common, being the only safe way to venture further out from land.

Bees.

The way people clear the water for drinking is a ritual which requires specially trained Clerics who have to go on Shamanistic rituals journeys akin to Native Americans.

>not posting the updated version

All the women are buxom and stay in their prime all their lives and get aroused constantly.

There is a race of catpeople. It's alive and OK, and not going extinct.

Bananas are a holy fruit are not to be eaten except during the 2nd weekend every 5 years

There is an ancient sunken submarine city, with a tech level of 2100's, the occupants are in stasis while the supercomputer is working on a cure, the estimated completion of the cure is in thirty years.

Fuck this is nice.

Humanity is rivaled in the majesty of its works by an ancient, ocean going civilisation of whale people

Fuck I wanna live here.

The highest station in the social order is the chef. Cooking is seen as a religious experience

How did I fuck that up so bad.

reroll

The Shadowy Guild is made up entirely of sexy immortal lolis who use sex magic to fuel their illusions.

>t. that guy

Leaves that cut like razors in the wind endanger the inland people.

Knight houses armed with experimental assault weaponry bring order to the untamed and unexplored mountain cities

Light houses armed with experimental assault weaponry bring order to the wild and unruly coastal cities