Age of Sigmar General /aosg/

It's entirely possible that this thread will survive and that one will die, but I, as a supportive and constructive member of the community, will not take part in this thread.

See you over there, shitposters.

>say kike and nigger
>that's racist m8
I fucking love you user

Yes rules as written.
Rule of 1 is for spells.

Does this setting have lore yet?

Yes you can check the links in the OP post. The city of secrets was pretty cool. It followed humans and some elf characters against a tzeentch cult.

it has some here and there, but it's still quite vague, most of the realms are barely fleshed out

That's why you have to forge your own narrative user. You can do whatever you want.

I kinda wish the old world was its own realm frozen in time. That would have been pretty okay.

Non-Meme thread over here

That's great, I have a Tzeentch WoC army.

Do they still have tribes like the Norse, Kurgan, and Hung or were those abandoned for moonmask bodybuilders?

I'm thinking about starting a lizard army but heard the models are out-dated? Whats a decent lizard arm for a noob? Don't need loads of info, just the basics.

pls go away to your thread. the adults are talking

Not really, but they can exist in the realms if you want. Those are just Slaves to Darkness, and are generic baddies used as chaff right now.
The warqueen looks like a marauder so maybe in the new year we will get some cool norse stuff and fluff.

also moonmask is awesome.

the aelves need their realms and new lines of models released.

Get the Start Colleting Seraphon box.
They aren't out dated... some of the mounts just don't look as cool as recent sculpts.

the problem is that you have nothing to anchor your dudes in, beside which realm they habit
one of the cool aspect of your dudes is how you tie them in the universe they evolve. I feel like too much freedom kind of ruin your inspiration

The recent rumor engine with the chain is 100% elf

Yes but GW already said that the focus in 2018 will be Malign Portents, so Death, surely? Maybe elfs some time in late 2018?

Warhammer weekly has been saying there are going to be DEATH ELVES.

Kroxigors and Cold Ones are pretty goofy looking, but other than that the models are fine for the most part. If you look on the website you can see the models for yourself and just pick what you like.

i don't see why you can't make a mortal of tzentch tribe, without going the slaves to darkness road, like converting tzangor in blue-skinned mutant human or whatnot

Yeah human faces on beastmen is pretty cool. Can make skyfires like this

I saw someone use the Dark Elf mounts.

from the bottom of your pic

>taking seriously anything that vince and friends have to say

I mean you can if you want

i was thinking about fluffing them as members of a mysterious cabal of sorcerer, thousand sons style

Problem is that rumor engine models can take a year from rumor to release...

Besides Stormcasts, what faction is the most boring?

I've always found high elfs pretty dull, also vanilla orcs.

There's been a few hidden pics of new creatures. The spider grot art has some flying grot-bro monsters in it.

bruh were on a website that houses /pol/.

warhammer diversity needs to take control of GW. Be better.

Go away tom.

>Black dice more popular than white
What are your thoughts on this over representation of black dice?

Make sure you remove the backpacks and use non-40k helmets.

Soon

OKAY VINCE ;)

Brudda, why don't you get the Start Collecting Skeleton horde box, then use your spare necrosphinx parts to make this.

Then use it as Setta/Counts-asMannfred, and use your TK as deathrattle skeles?

>Vince is soonposter
It all makes sense now

Why is warhammer weekly so comfy

I like Doom&Darkness

dude those are stormcast characters.
why are you being this way?

this one?

Also change the feet; regular feet tell me that its a power armoured marine.

The hand is too long and thin in proportion to not be aelves.

I mean, without the original text I just imagine it's some trite about Jews inventing interracial/cuckold porn and probably how the artist secretly likes it and hates himself for it like all the other /pol/lacks

Are you saying stormcast can't be black or jewish?

WTF user you racist.

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So the double handed axe with shield is a legit thing? I always thought it was a misprint on the warscroll. Kinda feel like a dick using it

Let's have another round of Age of Sigmar soundtrack suggestions.

Kharadron Overlords
youtube.com/watch?v=jQ7SVMVrick

Very, very accurate. If only they could actually sword fight properly like pirates and not just fall over

Yes they do.
Just don't abuse it, you'll look like an asshole.

What's with this stupid neckbeard that always is obsessing over Jews? He plagues just about every AoS thread and some 40k threads.

Mods need to get rid of him already or at least help him get some help and lose this jew-hysteria

I'm tired and read that as Women of Color army at first.

serious question:

If I buy some SC will that motivate GW to release Aelves sooner or later than they otherwise would?

Also, the chains are attached to moon shaped ends of a handle. the half moon is ofc a recurrent theme in high elves and its also present all over the mistweaver saih and at the end of some tenebrael shard's chains (exactly the same shape).

Dude, he's funny, sorry that he hurts your precious fee fees. Fuck off back to Tumblr.

What do you think?
If you buy apples instead of pears at the market, of which of the two will the farmer bring more to the next market?

yeah going to have to agree with this

I use pink diec

what did GW mean by this?

Female Imperial Guards

I miss bretonnia

she's measuring dat BBC for her cuck

This

If I wanted to play something akin to Ork Pirates in 40k, should I do Ironjawz or plain old Greenskinz?

Ironjawz. Greenskins... Well to be frank, they're ass

Really? They seemed a bit too ... monty python.

I do question the decision to squat tomb kings though. They could have been turned into something fitting for the new world.

>Women in the guard
hahahah. If they need every body they can get, why are the baby-makers on the front line?

The only thing the Imperium is not short on is human lives.

So I've signed up to a big tournament next year. The scoring system gives points for a win regardless of major or minor victory. How will this effect everyone's tactics? Everyone will just play for the minor? Ie less risky tactics, more defensive style.

people will try and fastroll or pack extra dice but also slowplay
people will fudge measurements
people will be manipulative and argumentative

game will likely end around turn 3 or so depending on how rolls go.

>oh sorry yeah I know it was the bottom half of turn 2, I got 2 turns and you only got 1, but you know, the clock on the wall says the game is over, time just really flies when you are having fun right? Oh looks like I got the minor objective since you couldn't contest it! I win!

So what can I do? Just play my turns fast? I have movement trays and a fairly well-oiled process with a written order of moves etc. I too can play defensively and keep my scores high in the early turns I guess, as then I won't care about the opponent slow-playing.

'BE the dick'. That'll be the Nash I guess.

I... I don't think that's a girl...

That's just a swede with a manbun

Exactly, us date-less wonders just see a woman because we want it to be a woman.

(I once saw a woman in an independent gaming venue, but she was serving drinks)

The last time I saw a woman in a GW store she had a boyfriend and the time before that she was fat.

such is life ;)

I once took my gf into my local gaming center and she was visibly disturbed by the body odor. She said people should have to pay to get in, and be forcibly sprayed at the door.

I don't give sports points to badly dressed or smelly opponents, or those that eat at the table.

(Or stormcast players)

I play gutbusters and hand out teriyaki beef jerky and doughnuts to opponents

This is why americans suck at this game, they cannot concentrate for 2 hours without topping up their diabetes.

no, i didn't mean to directly use thousand sons sorcerer, but to convert tzangor on disc to look like egyptian/persian evil wizard !

let's see what /aosg/ want for the next release !
strawpoll.com/hbabhekf

>Player is a true Brogre at heart
Yet you attack him?
For shame.

that's dirty though
that aside, i would love to be able to play at a bar that double up as a store,

>strawpoll.com/hbabhekf

The question GW somehow forgot to ask in their questionnaire.

Element Games has this I think. And Warhammer World has a bar apparently.

Probably legal in Utah bizarrely given that American players would be eating as well as drinking.

What's with all these salty Europeans? Sorry you guys stopped being relevant for the past hundreds of years.

i was thinking about sending it on GW facebook page if we get enough answer

Yeah good idea considering they won't look here and do seem to look at faceache.

We are better than America at SOMETHING. just let us have this.

> Reeeeeeeeeee someone who goes to the same website I go to said something I find offensive reeeeeeeeeee

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