TELL ME ABOUT ALPHARIUS. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

TELL ME ABOUT ALPHARIUS. WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

Taking it off would be extremely painful

for everyone

You are a big guy.

so, this guy is two guys?

Because he is not fond of bolter shells attempting to be dental floss. Seriously. WEAR YOUR DAMN HELMETS YOU FUCKS.

Signed, Alpharius (I have included a picture of myself as proof, though I am on an operation that requires a light disguise).

Perhaps he's wondering why you would shoot an Astartes before throwing him out of a Thunderhawk?

get this hydrahead out of here

Because no one cared who he was until he put it on.

Because he looks just like his brother and he doesn't want to be confused with him

At least you can talk, who are you

Zits

Because FW still hasn't given him a mini yet.

I’m Alpharius user, what do you want to know?

Medicae Pavel, I'm Inquisition.

The most flavourless of the primarchs.

Nobody cares about the manlet primarch

Wouldn't it be Magos Pavel? I mean, he's a nuclear physicist, not a medical doctor

Actually Alpharius wasn't a big guy by primarch's standards...

For you

A LOTTA LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN

That's not Alpharius.
That's Alpharius

Yeah. Their twins and it was said that that they had one soul but two bodies. But that wasn’t true because one joined Horus the other was low key loyalist.

So what exactly have alpha legion been doing for the past 10 thousand years? I keep hearing how strategic and just as planned it AL but they haven’t actually accomplish anything.

Nobody cared who I was till I put on the helmet

Well they’ve infiltrated the ultramarines and replaced their primarch

for you.

To get to the other side.

He’s ugly.

>Big E plays Yu-Gi-Oh
>Tzeentch plays Bliiards Paradox Poker
>Alpharius plays Calvin Ball.

They've been waiting for someone with a shred of talent to join gw

He doesn't

...

Alpharius wares a mask because he cot tired of getting punched in the face.

He admits he deserves each one. He's a glorious bastard. Just tiered of it.

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