Which subrace of elves is the most bangable?

Which subrace of elves is the most bangable?

Don't drow get fucked over the most?

Wood Elves = best thighs
Dark Elves = best asses
High Elves = lanky, eternal booblets and asslets

So who has the best tits? Half-elves?

Humans have the biggest tits by virtue of being the race with the highest level of reproduction.

I dunno I -really- like the slender types.

By that logic, Orc women should have the best tits due to their ability to out breed every other sapient race. Like standard cup size DD with no sag and always perky.

Well of course, Orc women are titty monsters, unfortunately their vagina's are like throwing a sausage outdoors do orc men often resort to raping elves to get off considering elf pussy is the tightest in all the land.

>t. jealous wood elf assmad that all of the adventurers want soft, pampered high elf ass instead of her scrawny, short self.

Delicious brown.

So if we continue to breed Orcs with Elves, we'll get titty monsters with the tightest cunts in all the land and the best lay no man has yet had? Where is an evil Lord willing to do the dirty work to make this utopia happen!

>fucking filthy elves

This place becomes more degenerate every passing day.

Just because you're angry about them doesn't mean you can't rape them, elves were made for raping

That depends, which race of elves is the tallest?

no, you'll get loose cunts and flat tits. even the pointy ears will get replaced by ugly square, stubby, hairy hearing-protusions.
No one can have anything good, ever.

Wood Elfs must be the best then.

One does not get thicc, watermelon crushing, life saving thighs from sitting around all day polishing their finger nails and claiming how superior they are despite getting BTFO by every evil lord there is and having to get their asses saved by murderhobo humans you pole proportion dendrophile

Which elf subrace has the biggest tits? Fat cow tits are what's best on life.

normally the answer is brown elves.

>Elves
>Tits
Pick one and only one

>wanting useless lumps of fat and back pains
>as opposed to a lean mean fighting machine than can actually squeeze through tight gaps

Pffft, because forest-dwelling apes who never bathe are just soooo attractive, right?

Glorfindel could have beaten Legolas with one arm tied behind his back, blindfolded. Face it forestcucks, you'll always be second rate.

Sass us again and we'll put you in the Underdark with the last subrace who thought they could stand up to their natural superiors.

>actually unironically liking flat tits

Why don't you go fuck a 12 year old boy while you're at it Father Shittaste.

>t. buttblasted wood elf chestlet
High elves = tall, nice tiddies and asses
Dark elves = short, nice tiddies and asses
Wood elves = short, athletic/toned chestlets with smol asses

Wood elves are the best, how can you beat a girl that lactates maple syrup?

>Posting picture of a chestlet and thighlet to prove his """point"""

So there’s no difference between a girl and a boy without tits huh?

That’s certainly healthy.

Hope you enjoy women with back problems.

t. Pedophile

Nah kids are disgusting.

Adults with flat chests, however are a different story.

Ever the opposite of every other race, elf niggers are the only tolerable ones.

And yet here you are, posting loli shit

One is 200+ years old, the other is 598

I don’t see any kids here sir

Corporate chocolate elves are the best.

>The lolicon is immunized against all dangers. One may call him a shitposter, pedophile, faggot, kidfucker, and it all runs off him like water on a raincoat; but call him a lolicon and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back, "s-she's technically 500 years old"

ero-elves

>Technically
They literally are.

People are as old as they are, not as they look like.

Which subrace is that one? They're all kind of ero.

Especially Japanese dark elves.

man, remember that time australia illegalized any porn with women of C cup or less?

Tit men, they're fucking weird.

I like the French elves.

Why no smug picture of a "totally not a kid" that time user? Do you fear your pedophilia has been found out?

>SHE'S ACTUALLY 500 YEARS OLD SHE JUST LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL I SWEAR

whatever helps you sleep

Haha, yeah.
Fuckin' aussies, thinking they can ban being flat chested.

I ran out, and am lazy.

But one, just for you.

Age: around 4000 as the elder scrolls go

Hey, more adult women for me.

>Ear molestation

I need more pictures of this.

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We're in an elf thread?

>Veeky Forums in charge of most bangable elves
tisk tisk

Ero-elves are just another umbrella category. You can have vanilla ero-elves, or chocolate ero-elves, etc.

Get one of each, make your own harem a pick the one you want to go with that day.
Hard mode: no rape, only love

This is good.

>Moth eyebrows

Disgusting.

it really just comes down to night elves vs blood elves. I'll give wardancers and honorable mention.

you can lie to me, but don't lie to yourself.

Chocolate elves > Night elves

ummm ackthually I believe my taste is superior

>Wood Elves are filthy tree niggers
>High Elves have their heads so far up their asses and would never touch Human scum
>Half-Elves are probably the most chill but those ugly Human traits
>Dark Elves easily the most slutty and lewd, but also probably in to some scary shit

You and your moth eyebrows can't beat brown elf maid and you know it.

>High Elves have their heads so far up their asses and would never touch Human scum
not in best setting

Is being fat considered a race?
'cause those are the best elves.

Potato elves are good elves, yes.

You've done it. You've laid an elf, and now you have an elf daughter.
How do you raise her? Be aware that she's gonna eat a million dicks once she hits puberty.

Not if she eats MY dick FIRST.

Let's be honest, this was the only way /the/ would let this happen

I raise her to slash throats and scalp orcs like a good injun elf.

ill be dead before shes even a teenager, who cares lol

Personality-wise, wood/nature elves. They are the most straightforward, and the most likely to make love like a crazed weasel.
Dark Elves are the sort who spend 10+ hours "getting ready" for an extreme sexual degrading session, then blow their load after 20 minutes, and get stuck with a mess.
High Elves, in true noble fashion, have fetishised a bunch of bizarre features to the point where standard sexual experiences are just not possible.
Half-Elves are "classy" and "totally won't do stuff like that!".
Sea Elves are too stupid to breed like civilized races, and thus are literally animals, and just kind of breed mindlessly when they enter heat.
City Elves are scrawny, but have learned a number of techniques to service their human masters. Unfortunately, they mostly do such things with a businesslike, passionless demeanor.

I get started on my “raise an elf to be your fanatic follower” plan.

She won’t be able to sleep around if there is only one bed.

You modded her to look like a little girl you pede

correct sir. i'd also have gone with heading for the hills as soon as the elf wench looks pregnant

Dorvs, in my setting they evolved from Elves.

Marcille.

Orcs

I like this guy

I like killing elves as much as the next guy, however I can also appreciate how sexy they are

Aren't best thighs and best asses the same thing? Meaning if you have some thick thighs you'd have a thick rear too? Or atleast not a small one.

No Idea what you are talking about guy.

>wood elves
most enthusiastic lovers
>high elves
skilled but also kind of teases
>drow
fun to dom

loving an elf is the only way I know how.

>most bangable elves
>banging elves
> making elves go BANG!

Obviously whichever you can stuff with the most explosives ...

That is some high quality brown elf you got their.

A fellow connoisseur, eh?

Why did you make me happy and then sad guy?

I know you meant puberty but teenager only takes 13 years. You plan on dying that soon? You seem very confident.

Please explain.

Perhaps, I am always conflicted on weather to kill elves or to fuck em. It is quite draining on the mind.

You need to balance it out, otherwise this will happen.

How is what happens in that picture a bad thing? Are we on the right board to talk about this stuff?

>anime elf poster hates elves
No surprise here. In both cases they are nothing but a masturbation device four you.

Don't think that creature is even an elf.

And as I write that I post tits oh boy

That was never an elf.

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>Chocolate elves
What setting?

Then stop posting. If you hate elves so much and can only post animu pics of things that never happened in any setting you shouldn't be interested in this thread.

Wait I don't masturbate to things I kill. I don't masturbate to orcs.

I bet some people play in settings that are anime inspired. I have before but not that kind of anime.

Sure, sure. Aside from occasionally mentioning MAID nobody here actually played these anime elves here. Or plays elves. Or talks about playing elves. People that post excusively fap-elves don't play traditional games.

>thread could argue about how Tolkien elves look better than anyone elves
>small elves vs tall elves
>argue about pointy ears
>argue about difference between DnD based elves
>ayyyy elves or conventional elves
>or compare elves from different settings
>or just do some decent character art dump

>nah, just make this a generic /e/ and /a/ thread
I'm immensily disappointed. It's like you don't even like traditional games.

The setting with dat ass?

>Wait I don't masturbate to things I kill.
It's just a power fantasy in both cases
>hurf durf I'm so great I kill this thing
>hurf durf I'm so great I fuck this thing
You don't give a shit about elves.

>elves
>have dat ass
Source? No fanart.