Which subrace of elves is the most bangable?

Which subrace of elves is the most bangable?

Don't drow get fucked over the most?

Wood Elves = best thighs
Dark Elves = best asses
High Elves = lanky, eternal booblets and asslets

So who has the best tits? Half-elves?

Humans have the biggest tits by virtue of being the race with the highest level of reproduction.

I dunno I -really- like the slender types.

By that logic, Orc women should have the best tits due to their ability to out breed every other sapient race. Like standard cup size DD with no sag and always perky.

Well of course, Orc women are titty monsters, unfortunately their vagina's are like throwing a sausage outdoors do orc men often resort to raping elves to get off considering elf pussy is the tightest in all the land.

>t. jealous wood elf assmad that all of the adventurers want soft, pampered high elf ass instead of her scrawny, short self.

Delicious brown.