Elves

What is the optimal elf ear length?

Five kilometers

cut down to human ear size.

There was no need to make a thread for this, the other had more than enough posts left to discuss this.

This sounds like a bit of a stretch

Long enough to move to telegraph emotions, but not so long that you can use them as handlebars.

>but not so long that you can use them as handlebars.

fuck you

Well, pretty much all goes. Anime elf ears can work.

Tieflings are what you want if you want handlebars. Elves are for ear nibbling.

but user, that's Elvaan, not elf.

But they don't need to be that extreme.

Yeah, Link is also not an elf, right?

Correct, he's Hylian.

>Long enough to move to telegraph emotions
This is adorable. I could imagine stricter elven society teaching kids 'ear discipline' to control their expressions

Smaller ears work probably better for "grounded" settings.

No, Link is a not!elf

And Feanor was a Noldor. Doesn't stop him from being an elf.

Long and gracefull, just like their eyebrows

Warcraft ears are pretty bad, the eyebrows the worst.

The entire head should just be two kitchen knife-sized ears attached to a kiwi-sized skull & face.

This.

The just seem to vary wildly. Compare WC3 to WoW to the Warcraft movie. I understand the latter is its own universe but they look like a different setting entirely. Or just a Night Elf dipped in pinkskin paint.

Those are my preferred ears

>Compare WC3 to WoW to the Warcraft movie
It's almost like they all have different graphics. Don't think they had these eyebrows in warcraft 2.

It's not about the length, it's about the sensitivity.

Reminder that they best elves didn't even need any description of their ears.

>warcraft 2.

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That's not elf.

Elves are prissy pissy beardless faggy faggots.

At last 30cm

>muh beards
You got brain damage.

a beard is everything an elf is not.

Post more non-faggy elves.
Also nice digits.

A piece of hair? I mean seriously, that's all you got? If Endless Legends elves have beards you have to deal with it. They check all the elf boxes, some in an unique way, but it's some facial hair that's breaks it. Yeah, the giant ears are okay, that's not the unusual thing.

I just spamt a thread to death with male elves, don't really want to do this again

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>length

It's thickness that matters the most OP

What about angle?

My noldor

Tolkien's elves remain the best. This is a discussion for lesser elves.

Beards are often homoerotic, though.

Dwarves are a homoerotic race.

Long enough to not be hidden.

Doesn't matter, being an elf is about style.

So we replace ears with pompous helmets?

I always thought the wings on those helmets were ear-sleeves.
Turns out I was wrong, but for a time, they were funny.

>elves
>no beards
Pick one and only one

Blame Tolkien, as usual. Only some special snowflake shipbuilder elf had beard in Tolkien's Magical Realm.