Mtg Waifu

Post ur wives

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Don't judge me

Bestest Angelfu

Plz squat on my face.

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Does she have 3 legs?

>legs
That aint her leg

Yes that is a third leg

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Waifufags are cancer.

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>tfw she's only an uncommon

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she can stay like this I don't mind

don't judge me

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alternatively,

The last traditionally attractive female character.

>nipple piercing
instant boner-killer right there

Claimed

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Best waifu with most kissable lips right here.

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Both, either.

Isn't Gix a boy?

more of Waifus like this! need them, for a friend.

Good choice.

He's Phyrexian. Gender stopped being a thing to him long ago.

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came here to post her

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I LOVE HER

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If she sucked your dick she would stab you in the balls.

Teysa is pretty nuts, but damn if she isn't the best.

Here's my number 2 though.

Well, compared to what you had to pay just to get that far a pin prickon your nuts is the least of your problems.

I love Fransisco de Goya as much as the next guy but this is just shameless

>nothing but nuMagic garbage


I shouldn't be surprised, it is Veeky Forums.

Pretty sure she has a mix n match set of etherium genitals

>NuMagic
Did you look at the thread you jizz-stained rag?

Why are there no cute women in current MTG?
Can you answer without going full Jeremy Unsleeved?

I unironically love Tibalt and I try really hard to make him work in as many decks as I can. Fuck man just get rid of the at random and he'd be fine.

>Art from as early as Homelands and Fifth
>NuMagic

I get that you're more of a Fallen Empires kind of guy, but Jesus Christ.

>Implying numagic has produced anything remotely attractive since bfz.

Here you go, user: The best old MtG waifu.

I just don't get the people who prefer Elesh Norn over her.

They're either too new or too plebian.

The purest

>Belbe
Now that's a name I've haven't heard in a while. One of my first cards I've ever gotten was Belbe's armor.

So glad we got a reprint.

All your waifus are ugly hags.

no judgement here.

I swear, I'm only a furry in MTG.

Come back pls

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Nah this one I had a boner for too.

Mike was Belbe's Portal, which at the time couldn't possibly find a home anywhere but I picked up for a buck because I was a little Timmy. Now it's sitting in my wife's Scion of the Ur Dragon EDH.

Best in thread.

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Thank god I still got mine.

Bablovia best girls, sexiest faeries

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No! I'm too late.

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Worst Thalia
Best Thalia

Why do I have to correct you fucks every time someone makes this shitty thread?

I'm shocked no one took cat-cleavage yet. Alright, I'll claim her and go play dress up with her in EDH and get all her friends to get all catty about everyone else's fashion choices.

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That's literally just Samus Aran in a fantasy setting.

In all fairness, your waifu could singlehandedly beat the mortal shit out of every other waifu here.

My gal's so stacked!

Good taste ITT

>that perfect tummy
10/10 taste user

OP said gf, user.

Niceeeeeee

On the plus side, if you get rich enough you could pay her to be your waifu.

Bait?

Is ti even really a question at this point. MTG and to a lesser extant wizards in general is trying to pander to a group that will never be their player base so they eschew convention for "inclusiveness". Every set since Takir has has had something related to neo-left topics.

>Every set since Takir
possibly earlier - Takir is where it got blatant

>TFW monster girl fetish..
>TFW especially gorgons.

come on now, they didn't even try

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She's not the cutest, but I love this art.

Are you saying you'd consider fucking it otherwise?

I mean, I prefer the pierced nipples. I have to hang on somewhere, you know?

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She's cute. CUTE!

I wish I could find larger art of her

WHIP ME MOMMY

gf (male)