What do centaurs do with their hands during sex?

this is awkward... why?

The better question is how do they breastfeed when the udders are 7 feet in the air.

clap because they are having sex?

the real question is how do they masturbate?

and do baby centaurs have the muscle control of horses or of human babies?
or of horses from the waist down, and of humans from torso up?

Rubbing against a tree like normal horses.

Why do you know this?

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You know in all the myths they're rapists, right?

/mlp/

This is far better if you reconcile this with the obvious reality of male centaurs -- freakish front human dick, freakish back human dick, or horse dick.

Maybe they both get front-horse genitals?

Get a fistful of hair/mane while they are rutting.

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Probably the latter

Thank you, kind wretch.

Why not human genitals in the front, horse genitals in the back?

That would just make their biology even more confusing.
Which hole gets the girl pregnant?

Both. But human to human makes humans, and horse to horse makes horses.

That would completely fuck the bone structure of the centaur though

Do you people realise that human babies are essentially still fetuses when they are born, because otherwise the head would be too large to pass? Centaurs would have a gestation period long enough to have their babies born with toddler human parts.

Hey, all roads lead to rome.

So female centaurs can fuck male horses and it works? That's even weirder.

What? No. That would be bestiality. What the fuck, man.

>Two wombs, uteruses, and four ovaries.
For goodness sake, how does it all fit in there?

magic?

They’re shoving carrots into their mouth

Horse stuff in the back, human stuff in the front, simple.

It doesn't have to be all separate. Maybe their human and horse ends are connected, with a central womb in the middle?

If that's the case, I bet you could make a hilarious sound by blowing in to one side.

Grab the titty

That info is inaccurate. African children can hold their heads up right after being born.

>shared womb
So a foetal colosseum basically

Is that genetic? Wow.

It's because of neurological complexity. Simpler organisms mature faster.

I wasn't sure if you were stating a biological fact or telling a subtle racist joke and I gave you a benefit of the doubt I shouldn't have.

I found a picture on the internet somewhere (I think from Tumblr) showing a sort of kamasutra but for centaurs. It was... interesting.

I did not save it. But I can try and go find it if you guys want.

Do you even have to ask user? Of course we want to see it.

>you're just fucking actual horse pussy
The experts over at /mlp/ has turned me onto that idea.

I need this for reasons.

That's also a strange thing to imagine

centaurs need to make a bigger impact on the world, because dammit we need more cute!

O' what remains when you give up your trust in a fellow user?

For he speaks the truth! Black babies are in truth more developed than white babies. The reason is not something scientists have been able to confirm, though.

VERY nsfw.

If I get banned for this I swear to god.

>posting the image instead of just a link

He's an absolute madman.

>human style
Made me laugh.

>posting images on an imageboard
Yes how dare he.

Many of these could potentially kill the centaur... horses can roll on the ground, but extreme contortion can give them severe colic which is very possible to die from...

Poor horsepeople

I see a small flaw in that armor

Okay I can't be the only one who thinks that like kind of sitting on your knees on an elevated platform so you can wrap your arms around a centaur girl, gently rocking back and forth while facing each other assuming they do have front parts sounds kind of romantic right?

user every act of love which is not grounded on a hostile relationship is, in essence, romantic.

While I don't think it should invalidate the excellent discussion in this thread, I would like to point out that the pic in the op appears to be an alseid, rather than a centaur.

I'm inclined to disagree due to the filename but fill me in, what is that?

>not wanting to have sex so kinky it kills you

Cover their mouths to muffle the neighing

A centaur but deer instead of horse.

What organs are placed in the human half again?

>sweating /k/ommando.png

They place them at their front hips and smile like the jolly green giant