Ok lads how do you deal with angry butthurt opponents? From passive aggressive little cunts to full apeshit insane ragers, how do you react? I tend to just ignore them and keep playing, which will usually make them more and more angry. Also, stories are very welcome.
Anthony Green
I just don't go back to the store they play at. Unfortunately, this has made it so I don't even play paper anymore because my experience has been ruined numerous times.
Gabriel Martinez
I tend to be good at calming people down in the first place, so I don't have to experience as much, but a sharp, stern, yet polite "don't do that" works wonders. Be the guy people want to impress with their behavior.
Jordan Powell
>Ok lads how do you deal with angry butthurt opponents? I just can't comprehend how you get mad with this game. Even when I have to mull to 5 and draw garbage I just nod and move on to the next game/match.
It's not like my opponent is going to start popping off either, they've probably had those exact same games. Plus it feels so much better to slam that game winning card down rather than watch your opponent do nothing for 4 turns.
Brayden Gray
Friendly reminder tg is bad at magic. Here's Mardu in modern.
I love Bedlam Reveler, but I think the deck needs a little extra spice to make it work better.
Lucas Lopez
that list is a meme. and where the hell is the collective brutality in a shitpile running 7 discard spells, 7 bolts/shocks, helix, and 8 flashback spells? mardoodoo is forever the badscrub . color combo that kills all your shit and not much else
Matthew Martin
it's a fresh meme c. brut does sound really good in it though
Connor Watson
Calls list a meme. List has consistent results on mtgo. Making top 8s and 5-0s.
Yes. I agree brutality is a missing piece. Also blood moon main and no plains irks me.
Duck hunt is a meme. This is a viable deck. Which has put up better results than it's jund brother recently.
James Hughes
1 brutality in the main would be nice. I don't have all the sideboard pieces so I ran 2 deflecting Palm and boros charm. Both were surprising efficient in the deck.
Jayden Miller
>List has consistent results on mtgo Does it? Sometimes there's 2 weeks between 5-0s, sometimes one day. One user has the majority of 5-0s.
Connor Miller
HEY IT'S SETH PRAAABABLY BETTER KNOW AS SAFFRON OLIVE AND TODAY WE'RE RUNNING 4 GEMSTONE CAVERN IN OUR SUNBURST LOCK COMBO
Jayden Perry
>PRAAABABLY Lol, accurate.
Jason Allen
>playing? Amulet titan
If there are other annons out there with a chub for this deck, can you post your lists? I have been tinkering with mine so much I just wanna know what others are up to
Lucas Bennett
I play a blue/green evolve suicide deck. Can get 3 3/3 on turn 2. How badly out class am I compare to best modern decks out there?
Lincoln Hall
I'll agree that isn't amazingly consistent. But at the same time I don't think a lot of people are playing this deck. I crunched quite a few games over the weekend and didn't see any match ups I straight lose to.
Parker Morris
Im going to be playing in a win a black lotus modern event pretty soon with living end. Wish me luck boyos, ill post a list if anyones curious.
Adrian Clark
We already know your list to within 2-3 cards. And your sideboard is likely shit like Leyline of the Void and Fulminator Mage.
Jason Stewart
Nah i got spicy stuff in the board like kolaghans command and kitchen finks, no leylines.
Josiah James
only the beefiest
Cooper Johnson
Love me some grishoal, have u seen the blue versions running serum visions? Ive seen them played and they seem somewhat more consistent than the regular BR version. Thoughts?
Joshua Jackson
How often would you say you lose? Really wanted to build it but from what I understand it isn't the most consistent
Liam Carter
Patrician Fetches and Basics, use the same ones in my legacy deck.
t. BReanimator
Noah Foster
Started playing this list when it first popped up a few months ago. The biggest changes I made was adding two more swiftspears and 2 brutality, the deck can out rush a lot more decks.
This list is the biggest shit pile tho
Gabriel Thompson
I am order 4 swiftspears but I'm going to try 3 first. What's did you remove to make space for cb too?
I don't know man. It feels like there is some potential here. My housemate plays humans and grixis shadow. I've had great games with him. I'm pretty sure I'm positive overall. In my opinion it's solid for small tourneys and fnm.
Nolan Stewart
Hey Veeky Forums help me win an argument that Trophy Mage is playable in Modern
Other option would be Crucible/Shackles/O-Stone/Trinisphere in UTron but I want Mage to be in the main not just a sideboard package
Tyler White
I think if you're gonna shitbrew with trophy mage your best bet would be some kind of tezzerator brew or something like that.
What does that lispy faggot have to do with competitive modern.
Oliver James
Why not play something that could actually win the whole tournament instead of win half of your rounds at best?
Camden Kelly
i saw a list with search for azcanta and visions along with chart a course. i have goldfished a list with visions and chart and it didn't feel significantly more consistent desu. i think i'll stick with br for the time being.
it really feels like 40% of my losses are to the deck or myself. consistency is indeed the biggest weakness of the deck. i win maybe two thirds of my paper matches and maybe half my matches on cockatrice, where i am much lazier with mulligans. i definitely recommend you proxy it up though. getting to slam the biggest dudes the fastest is a good time and also the deck has a lot more play to it than a lot of people think
og fetches and shocks are the best. i think the deck has a nice aesthetic overall, mostly due to the sweet kamigawa art in legacy, have you ever been tempted to try tin fins?
Jaxon Miller
>in legacy, have you ever been tempted to try tin fins? I've thought about it, but tin fins is a little too balls to the wall for me desu. I would be playing UB right now but DRS kinda forces me to play BR if I want to play reanimator at all.
Nicholas Gray
I need an 8 poly list.
Carson Peterson
You guys think there's enough incentive to play a bant control deck?
I know there's a meme one floating around with Glittering Wish, but could splashing green be worth it for inevitability and some better/different sb options?
Wyatt Moore
>I know there's a meme one floating around with Glittering Wish, but could splashing green be worth it for inevitability and some better/different sb options? What's the list? I was playing one a couple months ago, mine seemed pretty good just way too slow a lot of the time.
Blake Parker
If you want to play a meme deck with glittering wish just play ad nauseam.
2 Runed Halo in the SB Day of Judgement -> Wrath of God Maybe a Mindcensor in the SB as well? Go up a Gideon and move Baneslayer to the SB I'm a fan of Field of Ruin over Tec Edge Devout Lightcaster is another good option for the SB
Benjamin Kelly
alright boys check it out
right not im planning on playing UW control my meta is 2 storm, affinity, 2 eldrazi tron, WR burn, 4 deaths shadow 2 esper 1 jund and 1 grixis, junk rino, abzan coco, grixis control, mono-white hatebears, and a jeskai midrange
what should my sideboard be looking like? im mostly afraid of the affinity, burn and hatebears players
Aiden Baker
Day of Judgement is strictly worse Wrath of God, but that's minimal. I'd be running 4x Field of Ruin too.
William Nguyen
a kid at my shop is playing br with a children of korlis and a tendrils for an i win button. i've been kind of interested in making a hybrid too
i've played against a neat bant deck using ojutai's command and sylvan advocate + snapcaster to get some crazy value. you don't necessarily have to go that route though. i think there are enough good cards in bant to just win games goodstuff-style
i don't have advice for you but i'm curious about whether you are running spreading seas
Cooper Bennett
I’m slowly building up mono blue merfolk and I’ve got a decent amount of cards for BW Eldrazi. Not sure which one I should stick with, Eldrazi list is really fun to play with but I feel like a total dickhead because I basically just destroy hands and use displacer with wasteland strangler to keep the board clean
Merfolk feel fair to play against and i love the game plan and ability to tweak.
Logan King
Fish are bad. I've played the deck and played against it I still don't know what the meta game would have to look like for fish to be a good choice. But you do you man.
Carter Robinson
Fuck bant, I want an ESPER control deck
Gabriel Johnson
When is the next banlist update?
Is there anything on the radar? In my local meta most people are suddenly selling their palysets of chalice of the void.
Luke Bailey
I don't think chalice is gonna get it. I'd guess something from UR storm is gonna is banned if anything, but honestly I don't think anything will get banned.
Angel Diaz
hey guys could use some help
Im trying to remember the name of a card, its a black one drop (I believe) that lets you duress but with any kind of card after playing 2 life.. do you know what its called?
Alexander Wood
No clue, any card that good would be banned.
Luis Nguyen
They are probably selling chalice cause it got up to 80 bucks and they don't need them. Nothing's happening with bans till February
Jonathan Perez
No clue, any card that good would certainly be banned.
Thomas Thomas
>green/blue >suicide Tell me more
Robert Flores
Right lads my local meta has a Tron player in it. What brand of bleach should I drink?
Aaron Baker
The Spanish Inquisition
Dylan Miller
...
Liam Hernandez
How bad is Ad Nauseam currently? I kinda want to build it, but the pieces go in zero other decks, so I'm hesitant.
Blake Diaz
Why would it be bad? None of the cards have been banned and the combo is as fast as ever.
Jacob Green
It's not quite as fast and consistent as storm, GDS seems like a rough match up.
Basically though, I'm just not sure I want to shell out for pacts, blooms, and leylines for worse-storm.
James Murphy
>worse storm That it is friend
Andrew Davis
I mean yeah, that's just what Ad Nauseum is; a worse storm.
Noah Davis
Currently playing boros burn.
Anyone have any advice for this deck? I must be shit at magic because it feels impossible to pilot it wrong but I've never gone more than 2-2 at my LGS. I tend to win when I just dump creatures but I actually don't know what to do when I just have a hand full of burn.
Jason Perry
Stoneforge is getting unbanned, I guarantee it.
Also UR storm is still a deck so I'm sure they'll ban something from that
Jack Sanders
What kind of deck would stone forge even go in. Jeskai? Esper? Mardu?
Tyler Carter
I've always thought burn kinda sucked. It's supposed to be super fast but it only kills at turn 4. Green stompy and goblins can do that too and storm can win turn 3.
Dominic Reed
The best part about these questions is NOBODY mentions D&T. It's like secretly deep down people know that without Mother of Runes, Stoneforge Mystic only works in control shells in legacy.
Nolan Cooper
A hand full of spells is generally bad. Bolt is 3 damage, but Guide is 2 damage every turn.
Tyler Hughes
surgical extraction?
John Foster
You play Legacy where people are mature and emotionally stable.
Landon Campbell
>yup, you got unlucky. it'll work better next time
I basically say some variant of this. I don't always mean it, but it generally deflects their anger away from me and towards their deck.
although I do like ribbing people when they complain about topdecks >man I can't believe you drew that card! >yeah, I'm sure glad I remembered to put it in my deck.
Christian Hill
Stoneforge would work just fine without Mom, it's just extra good with her.
>Oh no! They have removal!
congratulations, you got a 2-for-1 for 2 mana (potentially less if you vial it in)
Parker Gutierrez
Your free card unlocks at 5 mana.
Carter Martin
3-5. And it's still free.
Connor Adams
So, what about that Narset Reanimator deck that can win on Turn One? Is that going to put anything on the ban watch list?
Adam Wood
>So, what about that Narset Reanimator deck that can win on Turn One? Is that going to put anything on the ban watch list? That's not a real deck, so no it won't be putting anything on the banlist.
Josiah Rodriguez
First time I'm playing at this store since I've just started playing paper. It's the first tourny from a 5 week circuit to get into the top 8 of this LGS that then if you get top 2 you go to the Circuit day.
>I'm playing 8rack agains this really tall and fat neckbeard playing jeskai control >he's running ancestral visions main deck so I'm pretty fucked already >I smallpox him >set aside my discard card face down waiting for him >he discards one and I flip the card >he quickly picks the card up to his hand >Hey, ehhh, you can't do that... >he glances at me with visible rage and puts the card back in his graveyard >"Oohhhh, so you wanna play like a pro, huh? Let's play like pros then." >dude, no, it's how the card works >he ignores me and keeps spouting "no, let's play like pros" >people beside us glance at him with no reaction probably because he has done this before >stop his bullshit staring at his eyes and ask him if I offended him somehow or if there is an issue with anything >he goes like "ohhh, no nooo"
This obnoxious douche ended up winning 2-0 but I finished 3-1 and did pretty well in the circuit. Thank god I almost never see him, but I act like a decent person and I don't throw any shade at him.
Don't be like that people.
David King
Hey guys I'm playing eldrazi and taxes and I'm playing at a new place and my deck and sideboard were not tuned to their meta. What are some good eldrazi and taxes cards to put in for valekut decks and counters company decks?
Those were the decks that have me trouble
Brandon Rodriguez
Doesn't seem like it'd be so special in modern. Affinity is always popular so people could side board for her just because they have affinity hate
Thomas Martin
So what, mull away a perfectly good 2-3 land hand just because I don't have a guide or swiftspear?
I thought the whole point of burn was consistency
Jaxon Young
Yeah but the point of burn it that you can be interactive if you need to. You can bolt electromancers and barals to buy yourself another turn against storm
Luis Baker
Either a Sword or a Batterskull, I mean it's not like it draws you a Path or a land, but a 1/2 that draws a Sword or a Batterskull is often par with Wall of Omens as is. "Just bolt it" isn't the reason it's powerful.
At the end of the day it would only disincentivize people wanting to remove things, as they're getting a pretty shitty deal by killing her
Kevin Lewis
Runed Halo is a nice bullet for Valameme that white decks can pack.
Nathan Gutierrez
Was at Hour of Devastation prerelase threw together a super annoying grixis cycle control deck. Only creatures were defenders and champion of wits (killing people with wall of forgotten pharaohs over 10 turns is fun). Round one played against some turbo autist who got progressively more and more mad as I censored/countervieling winds evry thing he played. Punched the table when I played the sarcophagus that let me cast them all again. I tried curbing his anger and what not but ended up 2-0ing him and he stormed away.
Standing outside the lgs talking with somone he comes up to me and says 'I just want you to know I'm not mad or anything you were just annoying" I thought he was going to stab me
Liam Green
Runed Halo is only worth it in control decks desu. If your game plan is creatures they can just blow up your board and kill you with titans.
Samuel Stewart
Another one I was playing modern DnT against smallpox in the first round of an event. He sperged when I played flagstones and didn't know what to do. Continued being very salty throughout the match even though he won in 3 and said to me after 'you know flagstones is not a good card in your deck, how many do you run?'
Mason Evans
When I'm playing Lantern I usually just try and explain their chances of winning the game once I have sufficient info + a lock rather than playing it out every time and listening to them either sperg out or be very passive aggressive. I can usually get a judge on the worst of them though because they somehow think it's acceptable to "hmmmmmm what should I do" when they have a hand full of lands or literally useless cards that won't affect the board state. Alternatively i just don't play Lantern even though I really enjoy it because it pisses of the autists too much.
Nathan Sanchez
to be fair he sounds like he has some obvious issues, so it might have taken a lot for him to come up to you and say that.
Alexander Rodriguez
How can I improve this list? >don't play it.
Jacob Roberts
I like victim of the night/walk the plank more over go for the throat
Justin Myers
That card would most definitely be banned.
Samuel Morgan
>not playing best counterspell
Pic definitely related
Nathan Foster
Agreed, it doesn't have cross matchup potential like it does in Wx control, it uses resources on not-a-clock, the casting mana is also a bit spook in B/W taxes and drazi... but hot damn does it shut off valakut (althought ramping to timmy titans is also a decent plan B)
John Evans
How many Avens u got senpai? does a damn fine job and might be decent vs Valameme, would maindeck 1-2 Revoker might be decent against druid combo too, 2 in the sb might be sick.
Nathaniel Watson
As a valakut player, you want to bring in Forge-Tender/Selfless Spirit and Mindcensor. However to win you usually have to draw Arbiter/Quarter in addition to those cards.
Counters Company...I would say Linvala but it's probably too slow. Grafdigger's Cage is probably your best bet, since their deck is a lot worse when Chord and Company do nothing.
Caleb Robinson
that list looks like fun, have you played it at all?
Xavier Moore
man you have my respect for playing lantern and having the patient of dealing with people's salt at the deck
must be pretty funny though playing against people who are unfamiliar with it and seeing their soul slowing sinking into into the abyss as the game progresses
Christopher Rodriguez
I am thinking of building deaths shadow. I love the beat down and the interaction the deck has. How bad of a mistake am I making?