Any players in Melbourne?

any players in Melbourne?
If so, what do you play?

5e

5th edition of what?

He means 5e DnD you mongaloid abbo cunt
lurk more and learn to play rugby

The Floor Is Spiders

Call of Cthulhu
D&D 5e
Numenera

Why do you ask?

That's not a game, that's a fact of life.

Rugby is shit. In Victoria we play AFL.

If you're out East you should get along to House of War in Ringwood, especially if you're into miniatures.

>RPGs
Currently GMing 13th Age (in Planescape), I've got some 40K rpgs too that I was thinking of running.

>minis
- Kings of War
- Blood Bowl
- Dystopian Wars
- 40K & WFB, but I'd need to brush up on the rules

>other
I play quite a few board games. I hope to get the new Twilight Imperium to the table, once it arrives in the bloody country.

Spiders aren't much of a problem here in Melbourne. There are plenty here but most aren't really dangerous. It's Sydney that has to watch it because of those bloody aggro funnel webs.

That's explains why you melbournites are so soft. I'm up in the queens country and I've literally stepped on spiders 3 times this week.

lies.

fuck i love that straya cunts on here. cheers to you.

>australia
>ever

I just can’t imagine living in a loliless hell like that. How do you cunts do it? Lots of drinking?

40k and DND. That's about it

What are you on about?

Are you talking about the whole 'no A cup tits in porn' thing? Because that was never a law, that was just something one senator said once back in '09 or something.

Bloody of course we drink a lot. Its shit boring outside of the major cities and there is little to do other than get pissed and root a shiela

What. No, I knew that was bunk. Pretty sure 2D is still v& there, though.

Lots of things. Gamezilla in the city is pretty good for finding chill blokes to play with.

Lots of stuff. What kind of games are you looking for?

Christ on a bike mate, chill the fuck out. And abbo's been cringey at best for over a decade now, unless you're twelve. You're not twelve, are you?

no one gives a shit about 2D

>Rugby
Fuck off back to cronulla

Recently moved here. Weird me out how much Victorians love AFL.
I play WFRP, Unisystem, bit of DnD, WoD, BoL and some other bits and pieces.

Extremely loose homebrew 3.5

Anyone else Queensland?