Warhammer 40k General /40kg/

Blood Chads Edition

>Fill in the survey, ask GW for Sanguinius
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>Dark Angels Preview
warhammer-community.com/2017/12/04/chapter-focus-dark-angels/

>Daily Dunked Peaches
youtube.com/watch?v=HI47d9KDifs

>FAQs, Errata, and Designer Commentary (up to 1.3):
warhammer-community.com/faqs/

>Rules and such. Use Readium on pc/iphone, lithium/kobo on android:
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>Old Black Library Mega
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>Math-hammer (thank Autism!)
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Nth for sad useless Lictors.

>Duncan still hasn't done a tut on the Plagueburst Crawler

reeeeeeee

First for best primarch

4th for Stormtroopers

Does anyone have the SC price comparison charts and the goodness of units in those SC boxes?

Nth for Dark Angels are SM Cadians

People like to get angry about the subject of female marines, but what about female orks ?

>I'm da biggest gurl with the biggest gurls !
>shut up boyz, I'm an ork AND a grill
>my shoota missed, sogging orkriarchy

How the FUCK are you supposed to transport this? I'd love to make a Dark Eldar funvee list but this thing would break if I looked at it roughly

>DEEERN
>best at anything
I suppose you could say he was best at sitting on his ass and being irrelevant.

Is congaline buffs for assaults a decent strategy? I want my ancient in range of my sanguinary guard but 3d6 doesn't apply since he's a separate unit

guilliman outdid him in every way.

Well, for now I have Nemesis DK, 10 terminators and 5 GKs. I bought them because 50% discount and don't want to buy any new models for a while - just want to optimise my shitty list as much as I can before next purchase

Except holding the Throneworld

youre suppose to play marines.

You run your own LGS and keep it there

t. butthurt traitor

buy bock foam, saw in half, use spoon to hollow out areas until bottom half fits in nicely, procede to do same to other half of foam to top.
its really pretty easy, and foams cheap, i make my own foam holders for all my guys, and just put them in those 5 dollar bins you get at walmart, then on tourney day, load up the hand truck, bungee cord them nice and im ready to play

Except in making his chapter interesting, and being interesting.

Like the Cicero of 40k, he got a lot of solid work done but to most people he's just boring.

>t.Alpharius

you guys are just traitors jealous of Daddy Dorn's sheer majesty

Walls were breached. If Guilliman was there traitors wouldn't of even breached it.

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Well, if thats what you've got, thats pretty much the best list you can run with them desu.

Good luck, my brother. Tell me how that list works out. and how good the dreadknight is. I dont have any because I hat the model, but I keep wondering if getting/converting one or two of those boys might be worth it.

>incels BTFO

I play Guard and Sisters. They are both more interesting, have better aesthetic and best off all don't wear gaudy yellow-belly outfits like your beloved autists.

What the fuck is an Incel? Is this a new buzzword i am going to want to learn if i have to deal with /pol/ and /Leftypol/?

Dorn is hardly interesting. Also his army is fucking yellow.

It means you, user. Just accept it, like you accept the knot.

Its the new neckbeard.

Onces you are pass your teenage years playing marines is cringe worthy.

how often are these threads being made?

yellow is like a non shiny gold which is the emperors own colour.

i dont understand

Pretty old, just means involuntary celibate. IE someone who can't get laid.

Every ~4 hours or so, depending on time of day.

It was a reddit thing apparently. I think it's supposed to a different way to say MRA.

>first founding legion
>accomplished literally nothing of value
>shitsling at both IW and now AL that have far more value and lore than themselves.
Pathetic. Refer to

Incels are "involuntary celibates" - people who want sex but haven't had it in a long time. Generally because they're creeps who can't handle being near women without spaghetti happening.

One of their reddit communities recently got banned because this guy was posting about his chad roommate and how he has sex all the time, so the other incels advised him to castrate his roommate, and linked him to advice on how to do it.

Why should he? You can apply all the same techniques from the LoC video

For starters, you're probably better off magnetizing or making the sail detachable. After that, it's just a really really big Raider. Get a sufficiently large enough foam tray, pluck/carve to fit, and you're good to go. And with anything Dark Eldar, be gentle and avoid stabbing yourself on the pointy bits.

Dorn wore gold but wouldn't let his sons were it. Dorn is trash.

I never brought him up, but yellow unironically looks good. Imperial Fists and the Black Templars are both solid Chapters.

Holy fuck the CItadel paints are expensive

Is there any way to get the 10-15 paints I need to paint the Death Guard like how Duncan paints them in some sort of deal?

Do GW shops give you a discount if you buy bulk paints? I know Dark Imperium but it doesn't have all I need.

it was more likely big E himself that wouldn't let them, back circa M.31 he only let the Emperors Children wear the aquilla

>yellow
>looks good
Pick one. It is literally impossible to make yellow clothing/armor look good.

>needing 10-15 paints for a model
Here's some advice, dont.

Why the hell did they do this to Lictors? They had one niche that could make them mediocre and now they have literally no reason to ever be used.

>Buying at GW
Why? Every store in my country has 15-20% discount on GW stuff

>be gentle and avoid stabbing yourself on the pointy bits.
do I look like a bitch?

I never said one model, just covers the range of DG stuff well

Look into Vallejo paints - they're a brand of similar quality and content, with a big ol' conversion chart for GW paint names to Vallejo's equivalent

yellow is easy if you prime it in yellow.

They're doing some holiday deals right now if you really need them all. Usually just getting the same base colors will get you far enough though, Duncan uses a lot of extraneous colors on little things that nobody will notice if you don't paint perfectly.

Expensive but good. You really just have to take the plunge if you want your dudes to look good. I started with DI too and now I already have over 40 pots

noob questions explain to me like I'm 5. what are detachments and how do they impact building an army?

someone should make a chart about maximum points per Start collecting box

Check out the Advanced Rules section of the rulebook, under Battle Forged Armies.

Space Gems = Lady Space Orcs

>Caste society ranked by relative size
>Reproduce asexually
>Fucking impossible to kill
>Born to fight
>Tech that runs on magic mumbo jumbo
>Love singing

>he doesn't wear the color of the sun

Seriously though I prefer yellow on black for the contrast. Still looks better than most legions with their fucked up colorschemes.

New Primaris Lieutenant Bobby reveal video
youtu.be/rtChPB6NjJY

what happened?

So how screwed am i if i buy the Citadel Battle figure case? It looks to be decent quality.

They are explained in the rulebook. It's important for matched play.

let's say you're painting a firewarrior with black pants, white and red armor, thats 3 color.ranges for which you need a basecoat, a highlight, and a shade(or if you use 1 shade for multiple colors lets add a second basecoat color for better/easier coverage).
for that you already need a total of 9 colors.
now, include some grey and grey highlight for grenades and weapon handles and stuff as well as the 3 bluegreys for the skin and your on 15 colors.
want to paint the base too? basecoat and drybrush > 2 more colors
and thats not really a fancy model with tons of special stuff needing extra colors like eyes, belts, blade/weapon medal, gold ornaments etc. etc.

Then again I'm a stupid autist who spends way too long to paint a single infantry model.

No, but blood stained models may get kicked out for health-code violations.

The Battletech General has a collection of fluffy lists that can be made straight out of the starter box for the various Great Houses. Maybe we should rig up some Starter Lists - find a point value that all the Start Collecting boxes can build to and make lists for each box?

There are cheaper cases, but they aren't bad.

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each unit is a type, HQ, troop, elite ETC
each detachment has a mandatory amount to take, and lets you take other options if oyu want
example, patrol, you must take 1 hq and 1troops, but you can also take a 2nd hq, 2 more troops, and 2 of the elites, fast attack, heavy, flying
basically if it says 1-2 you must take 1, but can take up to 2, and 0-2 you dont have to take any, but can take up to 2.

>Telling DE player to not putting his blood on models
user

Yellow is the classical color of cowards.
Why would anyone with any self-respect wear it? That's why your chapter and legion were a joke and the laughing stock of the Imperium.

>>accomplished literally nothing of value
Nigger what? I'm a fucking ultramarine player and even I know that's wrong.
They're the main reason terra didn't fall during the HH. The main reason the imperium is still around is because the Fists made sure that terra didn't fall. Had they failed, horus would have won and the setting would be over.
>shitsling at both IW and now AL that have far more value and lore than themselves.
Once again, nigger what? Name 5 things either of those legions have done that is of major importance post heresy, or hell even during the heresy.
>I play Guard and Sisters. They are both more interesting, have better aesthetic
If you honestly believe guard are not the bottom of the barrel when it some to being interesting, you're an idiot or a retarded HFYfag who thinks "lol, there normal people in a setting of monsters and they survive with muh flashlight and muh balls of steel"
There are some regiments which are actually interesting and fit the setting, like the death korps, but as a whole guard stick out like a sore thumb with the fact that the only flaw they have as a whole is the retardedness of their strategies, which makes them not fit a setting where one of the major points is that everyone is a horrible monster.
Dumb guardfag

You would extra autistic carrying it around. That's the only downside of GW cases.

tfgradio.com/warhammer-40k/how-to-build-armies-in-8th-edition/

warhammer-community.com/2017/12/04/faq-updates-codex-tyranids-codex-grey-knights-warhammer-underworlds-shadespire/

FAQs for Nids and GK

I took one on the train once years ago. Some guy was staring at me like it was a gun case.

But they're not cowards, so what does it matter?

Also I don't even play SM

I dont understand this but ill take your word for it.

>yellow

actually, classically to be yellow meant you were a officer in the royal north lincolnshire militia

Lictors can't be used for Genestealers anymore.

Eat shit, loser. Both of my armies look better and play better than your yellow autists.
Even GW doesn't care about your shit-tier chapter.

>GK
Any real changes?

Not that guy, but post pics of your armies.

>inb4 Tau

Some of the new DG models are stabby as fuck too. Namely the Bloatdrone and PBC

To be fair, wasps look much closer to IW color scheme than IF.

Just a tweak to Psychic Channeling

>No FW Nids FAQ

Then what's even the point?

The dark eldar venom can almost be used as a punch dagger

I have my sail detachable.

Also why the fuck did it go up 50 points

Channeling is nerfed.

>I'll just hail a tax- I mean Imperial Cab

Fuck yellow.

Did Cicero had hot foreign queen wife? Nooope, that's Caesar. So does Guilliman.

spite

>start with "I'm an ultramarine player"
>still acts like I play fists
Retard.
Also, not an argument. You responded to absolutely none of my points, instead focusing on how your army looks better, as if the manfaced metal sisters look better than anything.

Ok so If I understand this right I'm allowed at most 3 detachments of any kind that total to 2,000 or below.

The only benefit I see for making multiple dettachments is that you get more command points. (command points are used for re-rolls?)

Did I understand that right?

Iron warrior have hazard stripes but Dorn's sons like wasps ARE hazard stripes

NTH FOR THE LION

Guillman's struggle with the emperor's divinity is unironically the best written and most interesting internal conflict of any primarch.
Also, space romans are awesome, you shut your mouth, the issue is most people don't actually make them space romans.
And if anything, Guillman is a mixture of Augustus and Constantine the great.